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Beasley Digital
  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who crashed into a horse and carriage while riding her bike.

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00:00we've adopted symphony of destruction oh yeah when we talk about seniors getting into car accidents
00:13yes but what about seniors on bikes do we need a new song or does symphony of destruction still
00:20hold that's the question well i mean i guess i don't i would need to know what happens to an
00:28old person on a bike it's an old broad on a bike mackinac island oh my god oh my god horses
00:36involved horses i don't know if it'll be the same yeah i don't there's no way i'm knowing yeah
00:43yeah i don't think it'll be the same i don't think maybe maybe different maybe we need a little more
00:49yeah it might be this
00:52hope for a bike ride 79 years old almost 80 years old renting bikes mackinac mackinac island no air
01:06conditioning in slacks and a purple purple suit on main street right on main street dodging all the
01:15horse poop uh-oh drove right into a horse and carriage
01:21how old is the cataracts 79 oh my too old to be on a bike
01:29horses and carriage oh ran her over
01:35uh she's dead the sound of a 79 year old woman being crushed by hooves
01:41what a way to go
01:42is she dead she's dead
01:44no way
01:45she's dead
01:46that sucks
01:47no
01:47that's a horrible way to go
01:48it's the perfect way to go
01:50it's you know what if i'm 79
01:53and someone is finally
01:55i love that this music
01:57yeah if i'm 79 and someone's finally dragged my ass to mackinac island i hope to gotta get run
02:05over by a horse and carriage the horses were beautiful yeah the cherries were fresh
02:11the wind in your hair the crashing of the hooves that they crush your organs
02:18the internal bleeding
02:22the last few terrifying moments screams filling me in
02:28pure michigan
02:31the clippity-clop of death
02:33ah god bless her family
02:36god bless
02:43god god bless
02:45she's with the
02:47this music's killing me
02:48guys
02:48guys
02:49she's with
02:51she's taking that big carriage ride to the sky
02:54she's riding that white bike right to heaven
03:00so bad
03:02god lisa what a horrible way to go out
03:05under the hooves of a mackinac island horse
03:08i mean i know it's awful
03:10but
03:11part of me
03:15really enjoys it
03:18back in the island
03:19we're not even
03:20the prohibition
03:22of cars
03:23can stop an old person
03:25from going out
03:26in a horrifying crash
03:27hey everybody
03:30look
03:32that lady's being crushed to death
03:34the day everyone stopped eating fudge
03:41looked outside and saw gaping head wounds
03:45back in the island
03:50it's pure michigan
03:53cherries, fudge, and horrifying accidents
03:57a short trip to the library
04:01to take out a couple books to read on a rocking chair
04:04and on your way out
04:06you see an out-of-control elderly woman
04:10crushed to death
04:11by a horse and carriage
04:13pure michigan
04:15trampled by beasts
04:18oh it's tragic
04:21body completely crushed
04:23by the weight of a
04:2418th century
04:26mode of transportation
04:27he kept trying to do soul damage control for his whole life
04:35yeah i know i do
04:36god bless her
04:37for the
04:37just the life she led
04:38never forget huh guys
04:40well chuck and andy
04:43let's make fun of death
04:44we haven't had souls for a long time
04:49it's time for a picnic
04:51a gentle walk
04:53renting bikes
04:55cruising down a hill at
04:57breakneck speeds
04:59losing control
05:00and being crushed to death
05:02horses trampling over you
05:05and pooping on your corpse
05:08oh god
05:09pure michigan
05:12lisa's oh god made it
05:17the sound of the island
05:23crashing waves
05:26the gentle breeze
05:28the terrifying screams
05:31of a 79 year old woman
05:33hurtling to her death
05:34thanks for visiting
05:38thanks for spending your final days
05:39in pure michigan
05:40thanks for visiting
05:45come again
05:46oh
05:46sorry
05:47you're the rest of you
05:50come again
05:51we'll take a break
05:52when we come back
05:53um
05:53back to you
06:04and
06:04you