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Autobahn Bicyclist
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an American dude who took his recumbent bicycle on the Autobahn and had the ride of his life while attempting to make an extremely long journey.
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German police said they stopped a bike rider over the weekend after he mistakenly cycled
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onto the A1 motorway in northern Germany. The Autobahn. This guy is vacationing there from
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Florida. He's on one of those recumbent bikes. So he's on one of those bikes and mistakenly
00:35
gets on the Autobahn. The 43 year old American was visibly terrified
00:52
and he's trembling in his knees. Police said in a statement. It's basically me on one of
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these bikes. Are you on vacation? I'm on vacation. Oh my God. You need to get your recumbent
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bicycle and your fat ass off the highway. There ain't no exits for a hundred million miles.
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No, I'm definitely going to die on the Autobahn. Vroom, vroom. It would sound like a racetrack.
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It's not really doing much for our American image. There's no speed limits helping us at
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all. He was a chubby guy too, I guarantee it.
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Here I go.
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You're so visibly terrified.
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I am all visibly terrified. Slow down. Your knees are very shaky. Police officers subsequently rushed him and escorted him
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and escorted him to the nearest exit.
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Get over here. What are you doing?
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After repeatedly apologizing, the Florida cyclist, who ended up on the Autobahn, told German officers that he had blindly followed his
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smartphone, wandered off the cycle path on to the motorway.
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His plan was to travel all the way from Oslo to Barcelona on his recumbent bike.
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How far is that?
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It seems like a dreadful distance.
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Yeah.
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Oh, it is 28 hours in a car.
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What? It's 28 hours in a car?
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No.
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Yeah.
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A ghost from Norway all the way to Barcelona.
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He was already a tremendous amount of ways away from Oslo.
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No.
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He was in Germany.
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I'm going to click cycle here.
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So it's 28 hours in a car on a cycle.
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140 hours.
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140 hours.
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Do you know the town that he was caught in?
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Neustadt.
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And where's that? Germany?
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Let's add a destination.
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So like, look at where he, how far he made.
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This dude is amazing.
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Neustadt Dr. Weissenstrasse.
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He could have took a train, right?
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Weinstrasse.
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But he was, he was cycling the whole way.
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Oh yeah, so there's where he was.
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He was halfway, guys.
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He was more than halfway.
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How did he make it halfway?
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That's a miracle.
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It is a miracle.
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Oh man.
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That's nuts, dude.
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That is insane.
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What a crazy story.
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I don't want to go around the block on a bike.
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No.
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I do feel like those recumbent bikes are so little effort, though, that I bet I could
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go farther than I'd ever imagine on one.
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You think so?
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I feel like they suck.
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You think they suck more?
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I really do.
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Seems like you could just fall asleep.
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And maybe pedal.
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Yeah.
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I don't know about that.
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So we would try and cross a border on a bike?
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No, I mean, I'd never go anywhere on a bike.
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No, not you, but this guy was kind of.
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This guy was, yeah.
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Apparently he thought he was going to be alright to cross oceans and all kinds of things.
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He did.
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He crossed some giant fairy.
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Yep.
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He'd have to take at least one fairy.
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Takes the fairy.
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Takes the fairy across for your 300 hour journey.
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Gives them the coin.
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Because they would take you across.
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They would take you across.
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Yeah!
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I really don't love it
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