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MJTV: Alabama Man Banters
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
MJTV: Alabama Man Banters
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00:00
Hello, my name is Jeffrey McCance. I'm running for mayor of Mobile, Alabama, baby.
00:04
So he blocked it.
00:05
What?
00:06
He's running for mayor.
00:07
The first thing he says is, hello, I'm Jeffrey McCance.
00:11
I'm running for mayor of Mobile, Alabama, baby.
00:14
Hello, my name is Jeffrey McCance. I'm running for mayor of Mobile, Alabama, baby.
00:18
Why did you take the vehicle?
00:19
Man, if I had a woman like you, I wouldn't even take a car.
00:21
Come on, Jeffrey.
00:24
This guy's the best.
00:25
So one of the local TV reporters in Mobile asks him, why did you take the vehicle?
00:32
And he says, he looks her up and down, looks her like head to toe.
00:37
If I had a woman like you, I wouldn't.
00:40
This guy is an enigma.
00:42
Oh, my God, this is amazing.
00:45
I took it because God told me to.
00:48
All right, so then he says, I took it because God told me to.
00:50
We heard him.
00:51
Yeah, Fester, what do you want to say?
00:52
No, this guy makes a great.
00:54
I just can't see it.
00:55
We got no line of sight in here.
00:56
This guy brings up something that all politicians should do, announce their candidacy in handcuffs.
01:02
Because it's all uphill.
01:04
All politicians should have handcuffs behind their back as they're announcing their candidacy.
01:08
I love this guy.
01:09
All right, let me continue playing it.
01:11
You got what?
01:12
God helped me do everything.
01:13
I steal everything, man.
01:14
I stole your heart, baby.
01:17
I steal.
01:19
That's so charming.
01:20
You can't help but love that banter.
01:22
The guy says, I steal everything.
01:26
God helps me.
01:27
So, wait, he's saying God helps him steal stuff.
01:30
And then he'll steal your heart.
01:31
And then he says, I'll steal your heart.
01:33
I think he's in love with him.
01:34
I think he stole my heart.
01:36
My God.
01:37
No, no, man.
01:37
I had to do it because God helped me do everything.
01:40
Good and bad, man.
01:42
He helped me to get away from the police.
01:44
God helps me do everything.
01:47
He helps me get away from the police.
01:48
Turn left here.
01:49
All right, hang on.
01:51
About nine more seconds here.
01:53
Did you take it?
01:55
No, I didn't, man.
01:56
He didn't do s***.
01:57
All right, so then there's a second guy being walked out.
02:00
Two guys.
02:01
And then another reporter says, did you do it?
02:04
And the other guy's not really talking.
02:06
And then the other dude, this McCants guy, jumps in and, like, clears his head.
02:11
He didn't do anything.
02:12
I did it.
02:12
He didn't do bleep.
02:14
The guy's like, did you hear him?
02:15
See?
02:15
All right, now you ready for the grand finale?
02:17
It can't get better.
02:18
Here's the grand finale.
02:20
Oh, yes, it does.
02:21
Here's the grand finale.
02:22
He knows to go out with a bang, this guy.
02:24
Jeffrey McCants in Mobile, Alabama.
02:27
I did everything.
02:28
I did everything.
02:30
Hey, look, when I get out, I'm going to steal a police car.
02:33
He says, when I get out, I'm going to steal a police car.
02:38
Man, Jeffrey McCants, I like the sound of that.
02:41
Oh, my.
02:42
The cops who are escorting him out, one of them is trying not to crack a smile the whole time.
02:46
How do you not?
02:47
Oh, my God.
02:47
Oh, my God.
02:47
Oh, my God.
02:47
Oh, my God.
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