MJTV: How Long Should a Hug Last?

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4/17/2025

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00:00oh

00:00fester and froggy yes what does the science say about the perfect hug time oh time yeah how long

00:15how long i hug people for like three to four minutes i just get in there and i get in that

00:21is uncomfortable no why that's what i mean fester hug who are you hugging i mean froggy and i always

00:26have long embraces but scientists have studied the levels of pleasure from hugs of different

00:33durations and styles and it has been determined that the perfect hug time lasts between five

00:43and ten seconds ten seconds is a long time okay hold on nothing i i think i know i think

00:51i think that's a little awkward yeah okay hold on it depends who it is what if you saw michelle

00:57hugging a guy for 10 seconds at what point say you're at a party and you're saying hi to everybody

01:02in the room and then a guy goes and hugs michelle and hangs on her for 10 seconds at what point would

01:07you be like when is this going to end that's a lingering loser right there yeah that's yeah

01:11that's too long the mj morning show christmas party at pdq in south tampa i see michelle haven't seen

01:16her in a few months i'm like me how are you and i give her a 10 second hug in front of you mj get

01:21the 10 second timer that's a little long let's see what it's like let me hug fester hold on a second

01:25let's do this on video which camera you want him on uh is that good all right so that's good all

01:33right uh froggy's camera's good yep all right hold on i'm gonna start i'm gonna start the 10 second

01:38time by the way folks uh hold on i just want to plug mj tv uh we put up video segments of this show

01:44every day we put up what do we average three four videos we've been doing four to five five four to

01:49five videos a day of entire segments of the mj morning show we put them up usually up by one

01:55o'clock or so at mj morning show.com so see video of us in the studio every day assorted chunks of the

02:02show mj morning show.com mj tv okay fester also do cheek kisses like the sopranos i mean does that count

02:10no just do a hug right now no don't get the cheek kisses in let's see a 10 yes let's

02:14make this really authentic let's pretend like we're all at a party we haven't seen each other

02:18since maybe over the holidays oh no no it's the first party uh since covet right right and then you

02:24and i when do we start to look out of the corner of our eye and say these guys are weirdos fester

02:28starts spewing droplets on froggy's face why are we weirdos because we're embracing we're gonna see if

02:33if it triggers like a weirdo thought process when we see you for that long okay after we recorded our

02:38bit we hugged for like two minutes outside the pawn shop just hugged and the guy from the pawn shop

02:43came out and said get the hell out of here you two and right after this we're gonna talk about

02:48froggy's gold tooth i think we've been answered oh my god fester is that you all right look here they

02:51are oh good to see you and froggy so good to see you oh oh my god it's weird it's weird at five

03:01seconds five seconds it got weird that's five seconds all right hang on this is a good hug okay it's done

03:05that's ten seconds that is that is too long you grabbed my ass oh my god i don't want to say

03:13anything but something moved wait till you see this video oh god you smell so musty today yeah that's

03:19my that's my pheromone your must is outrageous that's fester's that's fester's ripeness mj hug me

03:26for 10 seconds no i'm not i'm not hugging anyone in here oh gosh oh my god yeah but but this is

03:32some more science it's important all right well go ahead you ask why i hug everybody this is why

03:35because we need four hugs a day for survival just to survive you've never hugged me yeah because we

03:41don't hug we don't even say good morning to each other why would i hug no this is different in here

03:45mj is not a hugger no you don't look like a hugger i'm not okay i mean so so on friday the show ends we

03:50all walk out of the studio roxanne goes to her little studio down the hall and she goes

03:54all right i won't see you for three days we should hug roxanne went to the bad girl room

03:58so yeah roxanne's a huger went into the maryland manson bad girl room if you missed that that was

04:06on yesterday's show we actually got to bring that back up we do we have to talk about that again

04:10that's a that's a we did that at like the end of the show yesterday you've been a bad girl the bad

04:15girl room and maryland manson is just a freak bag all right yeah 10 seconds is way too long

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