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Random Voicemail and Burger King Trips
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak listen to a random voicemail a listener received from a grandma that motivates James and Lisa shares about her father-in-law driving to Burger King after an e-mail about a 105-year-old guy still on the road.
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so this one
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she listens to the show said heard you guys talking about that lady leaving random voicemails
00:08
and someone not calling her for her birthday well here's the one I got now it's not from the
00:12
same person but it's definitely someone's grandma wishing her grandson a happy birthday
00:16
he never got it obviously because it came to me I think he may be in some trouble though
00:21
oh no or she's getting scammed take a listen to this voicemail that was left for her
00:28
happy birthday to you hey I hear you're going through a real slump you gotta get it together
00:34
bud or you're gonna be out on the street in the homeless shelter or one of those places come on
00:40
you can get it together you're a good kid you just need and you know the right way to go so
00:45
and I've been praying praying praying for you so get busy buddy and get up and go love you so much
00:52
motivational grandma that's a great grandma that's a great grandma we need to play that
00:57
every morning before the show starts to motivate I'm so hyped right now it really speaks to all of us
01:02
I want to impress this grandma I want to seize the day now thank you grandma you can do it I don't
01:08
want to be homeless just do it I'm going through a slump it's gonna get better yeah yeah get up get
01:13
at it James let's go let's start the show guys let's make some laughs let's do it for the lols
01:20
yeah you need to keep that for sure either you play it personally or we can play it for you every
01:29
day just do it I gotta turn that into my alarm yeah play it again hey bud yeah all right so here we go
01:36
the best part is every day is your birthday yeah yes oh she sings happy birthday at the beginning too
01:41
every day every day I'll be bummed out when there's no presents though okay happy birthday
01:45
to you James hey I hear you're going through a real slump I know I am you gotta get it together
01:50
butter you're gonna be out on the street in the homeless oh man shelter or one of those places
01:55
I know I do I gotta get it together grams good kid you're good thanks you just need and you know
02:00
the right way to go I do I know I've been praying praying praying thank you somebody somebody is
02:05
thank you get up and go love you so much I love you too grandma I love you too grandma
02:10
thank you I'm so happy I'm motivated I'm in a slump the slump's over the slump is gone
02:18
slump buster is gone we're gonna earn this day yeah get up and go man great that's what a nice
02:26
grandma that's like the most positive dude's probably got an opiate problem yeah he's got a
02:30
oh yeah whoever she was trying to get a hold of she mentioned a homeless shelter good morning bud you
02:35
know you gotta not be blowing dudes in that alley anymore you gotta seize the day you gotta stop with
02:40
the opiates but I kind of like the blowing of the dudes grandma it's kind of fun there's extra cash
02:45
you know which way to go you're in a real pornographic slump you need to get out there and seize the day
02:50
get off your butt butt you can do it yeah stop but I'm blowing guys in the alley grandma what am I
02:58
gonna do I need something else to fill my time I'm bored get up and do it you're gonna be out there
03:03
giving hand jobs that's a good exercise I'm gonna have strong muscles extra cash 20 bucks to 20 bucks
03:11
happy birthday to you happy birthday uh from grandma's to grandpa's this guy listens to us
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whose grandpa is 105 jesus wow and still driving oh my god not good not good get off the road get
03:27
off the road five years ago I was 100 yeah it's nuts when you say it like that it's crazy crazy to me
03:35
so to always hear about you guys talking about old people drivers my grandpa still driving
03:40
one time my parents were in the car with him they were on a busy road and he just stopped
03:44
in the middle of the busy road my dad was like well what are you doing and my grandpa said I just
03:50
can't see oh so I decided to stop can't see that's a problem yeah he went to get his license renewed
03:57
they gave him a vision test again you guys he can't see somehow he passed it they gave him his license
04:02
well I've seen them do that they just they almost talk you right through it if you're old enough
04:07
they feel so terrible about taking people's licenses away and their freedom away yeah but
04:14
old people it's tough like my father-in-law just turned 80 and he um he'll just he's driving to
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burger king he's got to go to burger king so and he just won't stop driving to burger king and then
04:25
he got pulled over by the cops called him he's like I'm pulled over I gotta go I'm pulled over and
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like what happened I wasn't wearing a seatbelt he doesn't wear he knew oh god yeah did they give
04:36
him a ticket gave him a ticket and guess what he went to burger king the next day and didn't wear
04:40
a seatbelt oh my god the only way you're gonna stop me from going to burger king is to shoot me
04:45
right in my face I'll never stop I love a whopper any chance you can just buy him a shirt that looks
04:51
like he's wearing a seatbelt oh amazing you probably forget to wear it you have those
04:55
these days I'm sure they sell those that looks like you're wearing a seatbelt t-shirt
05:00
I will never stop going to burger king never well listen if they take his car away he'll be one of
05:09
those guys tried they tried oh he'll be one of those guys who's on a lawnmower I think he tried
05:13
to walk there we go Lisa we got one it's a t-shirt that makes it look like he's wearing
05:18
a seatbelt it's hilarious actually I love that there's a bunch of them I love burger king
05:26
I love it you think you're gonna stop me copper I expect him not to stop soon there'll be a chase
05:35
I'll chase him right to burger king why'd you do that sir one word whoppers I love him I always have
05:41
what does he love there what does he love there a plain hamburger I don't think he eats like
05:47
anything with anything on it I don't know what he eats I love the flame broil it's insanely good
05:54
I gotta get him this shirt whoppers are greater than coppers
05:57
whoppers are greater than coppers that's great that's the best whoppers over coppers bitches
06:04
I hate the police boys in blue huh oh well well well look who it is boys in blue got nothing
06:16
better to do than pull over an 80 year old man just on his way to burger king oh god what happens
06:23
if I got in a car accident was flung out of here huh I'd end my 80 year life of misery
06:30
okay thanks guys you know what I'd love to pay 120 fine I'm gonna pay it in pennies
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