Random Voicemail and Burger King Trips

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Dave & Chuck the Freak listen to a random voicemail a listener received from a grandma that motivates James and Lisa shares about her father-in-law driving to Burger King after an e-mail about a 105-year-old guy still on the road.

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00:00so this one

00:04she listens to the show said heard you guys talking about that lady leaving random voicemails

00:08and someone not calling her for her birthday well here's the one I got now it's not from the

00:12same person but it's definitely someone's grandma wishing her grandson a happy birthday

00:16he never got it obviously because it came to me I think he may be in some trouble though

00:21oh no or she's getting scammed take a listen to this voicemail that was left for her

00:28happy birthday to you hey I hear you're going through a real slump you gotta get it together

00:34bud or you're gonna be out on the street in the homeless shelter or one of those places come on

00:40you can get it together you're a good kid you just need and you know the right way to go so

00:45and I've been praying praying praying for you so get busy buddy and get up and go love you so much

00:52motivational grandma that's a great grandma that's a great grandma we need to play that

00:57every morning before the show starts to motivate I'm so hyped right now it really speaks to all of us

01:02I want to impress this grandma I want to seize the day now thank you grandma you can do it I don't

01:08want to be homeless just do it I'm going through a slump it's gonna get better yeah yeah get up get

01:13at it James let's go let's start the show guys let's make some laughs let's do it for the lols

01:20yeah you need to keep that for sure either you play it personally or we can play it for you every

01:29day just do it I gotta turn that into my alarm yeah play it again hey bud yeah all right so here we go

01:36the best part is every day is your birthday yeah yes oh she sings happy birthday at the beginning too

01:41every day every day I'll be bummed out when there's no presents though okay happy birthday

01:45to you James hey I hear you're going through a real slump I know I am you gotta get it together

01:50butter you're gonna be out on the street in the homeless oh man shelter or one of those places

01:55I know I do I gotta get it together grams good kid you're good thanks you just need and you know

02:00the right way to go I do I know I've been praying praying praying thank you somebody somebody is

02:05thank you get up and go love you so much I love you too grandma I love you too grandma

02:10thank you I'm so happy I'm motivated I'm in a slump the slump's over the slump is gone

02:18slump buster is gone we're gonna earn this day yeah get up and go man great that's what a nice

02:26grandma that's like the most positive dude's probably got an opiate problem yeah he's got a

02:30oh yeah whoever she was trying to get a hold of she mentioned a homeless shelter good morning bud you

02:35know you gotta not be blowing dudes in that alley anymore you gotta seize the day you gotta stop with

02:40the opiates but I kind of like the blowing of the dudes grandma it's kind of fun there's extra cash

02:45you know which way to go you're in a real pornographic slump you need to get out there and seize the day

02:50get off your butt butt you can do it yeah stop but I'm blowing guys in the alley grandma what am I

02:58gonna do I need something else to fill my time I'm bored get up and do it you're gonna be out there

03:03giving hand jobs that's a good exercise I'm gonna have strong muscles extra cash 20 bucks to 20 bucks

03:11happy birthday to you happy birthday uh from grandma's to grandpa's this guy listens to us

03:18whose grandpa is 105 jesus wow and still driving oh my god not good not good get off the road get

03:27off the road five years ago I was 100 yeah it's nuts when you say it like that it's crazy crazy to me

03:35so to always hear about you guys talking about old people drivers my grandpa still driving

03:40one time my parents were in the car with him they were on a busy road and he just stopped

03:44in the middle of the busy road my dad was like well what are you doing and my grandpa said I just

03:50can't see oh so I decided to stop can't see that's a problem yeah he went to get his license renewed

03:57they gave him a vision test again you guys he can't see somehow he passed it they gave him his license

04:02well I've seen them do that they just they almost talk you right through it if you're old enough

04:07they feel so terrible about taking people's licenses away and their freedom away yeah but

04:14old people it's tough like my father-in-law just turned 80 and he um he'll just he's driving to

04:19burger king he's got to go to burger king so and he just won't stop driving to burger king and then

04:25he got pulled over by the cops called him he's like I'm pulled over I gotta go I'm pulled over and

04:30like what happened I wasn't wearing a seatbelt he doesn't wear he knew oh god yeah did they give

04:36him a ticket gave him a ticket and guess what he went to burger king the next day and didn't wear

04:40a seatbelt oh my god the only way you're gonna stop me from going to burger king is to shoot me

04:45right in my face I'll never stop I love a whopper any chance you can just buy him a shirt that looks

04:51like he's wearing a seatbelt oh amazing you probably forget to wear it you have those

04:55these days I'm sure they sell those that looks like you're wearing a seatbelt t-shirt

05:00I will never stop going to burger king never well listen if they take his car away he'll be one of

05:09those guys tried they tried oh he'll be one of those guys who's on a lawnmower I think he tried

05:13to walk there we go Lisa we got one it's a t-shirt that makes it look like he's wearing

05:18a seatbelt it's hilarious actually I love that there's a bunch of them I love burger king

05:26I love it you think you're gonna stop me copper I expect him not to stop soon there'll be a chase

05:35I'll chase him right to burger king why'd you do that sir one word whoppers I love him I always have

05:41what does he love there what does he love there a plain hamburger I don't think he eats like

05:47anything with anything on it I don't know what he eats I love the flame broil it's insanely good

05:54I gotta get him this shirt whoppers are greater than coppers

05:57whoppers are greater than coppers that's great that's the best whoppers over coppers bitches

06:04I hate the police boys in blue huh oh well well well look who it is boys in blue got nothing

06:16better to do than pull over an 80 year old man just on his way to burger king oh god what happens

06:23if I got in a car accident was flung out of here huh I'd end my 80 year life of misery

06:30okay thanks guys you know what I'd love to pay 120 fine I'm gonna pay it in pennies

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