James is a Horny Grandma

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the similarities James has with older women, after a listener e-mailed-in about an experience with a few old ladies in a John Cena movie.

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00:00um this guy james you'll like this guy because i feel like um james is just like a horny old

00:12lady in a lot of ways i i've been saying it for years i don't know if he's ever been described

00:17that way you nailed it to a t this is a great description yeah i can't i can't wait to find

00:24out how so probably a love of hunks or something probably this guy david listens to the show in

00:33watertown new york and man i used to live right near there my first big job in radio god bless you

00:39there in watertown uh he says i've been listening to you guys for a couple of years and just this

00:44past weekend i took my six-year-old boy to see john cena's movie playing with fire yeah it was a good

00:50one three older ladies in their 70s were sitting right in front of us and when john cena took his

00:57shirt off they've never seen anything like they all got hot and bothered oh yeah one of them in fact

01:01screamed out don't put your shirt back on i had the same reaction he said the same exact quote the other

01:08said look at the veins in his shoulders and the third said he's so hot look at his body he's ripped

01:16yeah it'd be so funny to see james go with these ladies hang out with them and watch john cena movie

01:22i'd have the time of my life i'm sure yeah let me show you some wwe highlights ladies

01:27yeah that's funny that would be great i would love to james and the horny old ladies movie reviews

01:34yeah you should go to like each john cena movie premiere with these ladies yeah exactly absolutely

01:39he would get total validation it'd be great it'd be much better than the reaction i get from my

01:45fiancee which is the rolling of the eyes no exactly john cena again huh exactly like yeah he's

01:51buff yeah those old ladies old ladies like a buff dude they like an ass kicking dude yeah because

01:58they realized they they wasted their whole life not having one of those guys yeah you know my grandma

02:04she loved uh steven seagal oh yeah just an ass chuck norris well she was obsessed with chuck norris

02:12of course she loved any white man that could do karate

02:15is he buff that's no karate yeah that was on the grandma's checklist yeah hilarious it's weird to

02:29think of your grandma as a sexual uh yeah my grandma used to be into um she's 90 now so but before she

02:38was into like brad pitt oh she owns all of brad pitt's movies and she'd watch legends of the fall

02:44all the time he's quite a specimen well as a young uh piece of work i'll tell you i'd like to see him

02:50fully nude it looks like he's chiseled out of marble yeah my god he's handsome so that's like

02:58my mom talks like that now right bro yeah that's my mom yeah but i'm not i i don't think of it from

03:03my kids perspective like that's their grandma yeah he's like i have no idea who either of my

03:09grandmothers me neither found attractive yeah no well my grandma never said anything about this

03:15but she had a ton of steven seagal movies on vhs she had all these chuck norris movies on vhs oh yeah

03:23yeah i might as well pick that up i've never seen anybody watch so much walker texas ranger i'm like

03:28i'm like he's doing something to you isn't he yeah activated a little fire a little fire in my

03:33belly yeah it's you don't want to think about horny grandmas i don't mind it no i really i'm glad

03:39that they're horny i am i don't want anything to do with them you know but i am glad that they're out

03:45there and that they're still i mean you're you're old but you still they got a line john cena bench

03:51pressing i don't want to think about my horny grandmas right like get horny grandmas get horny that's

03:56fine let them be sexual beings but just not mine i just don't know how i feel about having the same

04:00exact reaction to the john cena movie as the grandmas did though it's kind of weird i think

04:05it's fine that's right you're just an old horny grandma i guess so i think it's totally totally fine

04:11james gamble horny already too he loves walker he loves walker that's right you a lot in common

04:18yeah i have a lot in common with a lot of old ladies golden girls didn't you like golden girls

04:22jag jag oh yeah cis yep yeah oh you are you have been bred to be a nash bridges

04:29james's dvr and television pics are the same as my grandma yeah i know you really you should hang

04:35out with old ladies i feel like i got the back of an old lady too i'm turning i'm turning into an old

04:41lady guys oh my god we're just going information is starting i'm sorry it's my simulation oh no

04:48i don't know what i've dreamed up for you chuck simulated him into a were grandma yeah i don't

04:54know i don't know what is going to happen well james you're the coolest there's originals over here

04:58oh you do oh my god you do i've turned it into a grandma oh my god yeah no i'm gonna be a grandma

05:05it's too late it's too late nothing you can do about it now don't fight it we'll start walking in

05:11you guys you guys all become grandmas too oh no you just get yourself a wee shawl get your hair up in a

05:17bunny oh man purple you gotta get one of those like rain bonnets oh you do they don't like their

05:22oh yeah they hate their hair getting wet and you gotta cover they can't do it cover all your stuff

05:27in plastic oh man uh oh my grandma loves the rock she used the word moist once oh my jesus you

05:37never want your grandma to use the word moist unless she's talking about turkey she's talking about cake

05:41turkey or cake yeah that's it that's disturbing yeah i don't want to think of any wet grandmas

05:51okay come on yeah i don't think there are very many wet grandmas

05:56i think you're darn right no if they are they should be proud i guess and scream it out to

06:05everyone you go down to the villages in florida you'll see oh my god i bet you find a whole bunch

06:10the only time my grandma should be wet is at water or robes

06:12it's easy on their joints it is

06:19oh goodness

06:22oh goodness

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