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James is a Horny Grandma
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the similarities James has with older women, after a listener e-mailed-in about an experience with a few old ladies in a John Cena movie.
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um this guy james you'll like this guy because i feel like um james is just like a horny old
00:12
lady in a lot of ways i i've been saying it for years i don't know if he's ever been described
00:17
that way you nailed it to a t this is a great description yeah i can't i can't wait to find
00:24
out how so probably a love of hunks or something probably this guy david listens to the show in
00:33
watertown new york and man i used to live right near there my first big job in radio god bless you
00:39
there in watertown uh he says i've been listening to you guys for a couple of years and just this
00:44
past weekend i took my six-year-old boy to see john cena's movie playing with fire yeah it was a good
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one three older ladies in their 70s were sitting right in front of us and when john cena took his
00:57
shirt off they've never seen anything like they all got hot and bothered oh yeah one of them in fact
01:01
screamed out don't put your shirt back on i had the same reaction he said the same exact quote the other
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said look at the veins in his shoulders and the third said he's so hot look at his body he's ripped
01:16
yeah it'd be so funny to see james go with these ladies hang out with them and watch john cena movie
01:22
i'd have the time of my life i'm sure yeah let me show you some wwe highlights ladies
01:27
yeah that's funny that would be great i would love to james and the horny old ladies movie reviews
01:34
yeah you should go to like each john cena movie premiere with these ladies yeah exactly absolutely
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he would get total validation it'd be great it'd be much better than the reaction i get from my
01:45
fiancee which is the rolling of the eyes no exactly john cena again huh exactly like yeah he's
01:51
buff yeah those old ladies old ladies like a buff dude they like an ass kicking dude yeah because
01:58
they realized they they wasted their whole life not having one of those guys yeah you know my grandma
02:04
she loved uh steven seagal oh yeah just an ass chuck norris well she was obsessed with chuck norris
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of course she loved any white man that could do karate
02:15
is he buff that's no karate yeah that was on the grandma's checklist yeah hilarious it's weird to
02:29
think of your grandma as a sexual uh yeah my grandma used to be into um she's 90 now so but before she
02:38
was into like brad pitt oh she owns all of brad pitt's movies and she'd watch legends of the fall
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all the time he's quite a specimen well as a young uh piece of work i'll tell you i'd like to see him
02:50
fully nude it looks like he's chiseled out of marble yeah my god he's handsome so that's like
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my mom talks like that now right bro yeah that's my mom yeah but i'm not i i don't think of it from
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my kids perspective like that's their grandma yeah he's like i have no idea who either of my
03:09
grandmothers me neither found attractive yeah no well my grandma never said anything about this
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but she had a ton of steven seagal movies on vhs she had all these chuck norris movies on vhs oh yeah
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yeah i might as well pick that up i've never seen anybody watch so much walker texas ranger i'm like
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i'm like he's doing something to you isn't he yeah activated a little fire a little fire in my
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belly yeah it's you don't want to think about horny grandmas i don't mind it no i really i'm glad
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that they're horny i am i don't want anything to do with them you know but i am glad that they're out
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there and that they're still i mean you're you're old but you still they got a line john cena bench
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pressing i don't want to think about my horny grandmas right like get horny grandmas get horny that's
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fine let them be sexual beings but just not mine i just don't know how i feel about having the same
04:00
exact reaction to the john cena movie as the grandmas did though it's kind of weird i think
04:05
it's fine that's right you're just an old horny grandma i guess so i think it's totally totally fine
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james gamble horny already too he loves walker he loves walker that's right you a lot in common
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yeah i have a lot in common with a lot of old ladies golden girls didn't you like golden girls
04:22
jag jag oh yeah cis yep yeah oh you are you have been bred to be a nash bridges
04:29
james's dvr and television pics are the same as my grandma yeah i know you really you should hang
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out with old ladies i feel like i got the back of an old lady too i'm turning i'm turning into an old
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lady guys oh my god we're just going information is starting i'm sorry it's my simulation oh no
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i don't know what i've dreamed up for you chuck simulated him into a were grandma yeah i don't
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know i don't know what is going to happen well james you're the coolest there's originals over here
04:58
oh you do oh my god you do i've turned it into a grandma oh my god yeah no i'm gonna be a grandma
05:05
it's too late it's too late nothing you can do about it now don't fight it we'll start walking in
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you guys you guys all become grandmas too oh no you just get yourself a wee shawl get your hair up in a
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bunny oh man purple you gotta get one of those like rain bonnets oh you do they don't like their
05:22
oh yeah they hate their hair getting wet and you gotta cover they can't do it cover all your stuff
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in plastic oh man uh oh my grandma loves the rock she used the word moist once oh my jesus you
05:37
never want your grandma to use the word moist unless she's talking about turkey she's talking about cake
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turkey or cake yeah that's it that's disturbing yeah i don't want to think of any wet grandmas
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okay come on yeah i don't think there are very many wet grandmas
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i think you're darn right no if they are they should be proud i guess and scream it out to
06:05
everyone you go down to the villages in florida you'll see oh my god i bet you find a whole bunch
06:10
the only time my grandma should be wet is at water or robes
06:12
it's easy on their joints it is
06:19
oh goodness
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oh goodness
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