Calming James

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who went viral for recording his farts at work, and when James gets angry at the possibility of the dude being a fake, they try to calm him down the only way they know how.

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00:00all right uh our next story is about a dude i don't know this guy's so ridiculous it's a

00:10security guard in florida of all the ways you can get fired this has got to be one of my all-time

00:14favorites a chubby security guard who was working at a hospital in florida at the front desk spent

00:20the last five months documenting his farts on the clock which is a great idea so all he did was

00:28oh my god look at this guy taped himself every time he farted and then edited it together

00:33look at his hair

00:40just five months a lot

00:46that's it this video is at dave and check the freak.com if you want to go watch it for yourself

00:56he's not revealing his last name his first name is doug and every time he lets one rips he recorded

01:00his facial expressions then he posted these videos to his instagram account under the name paul flart

01:06obviously a paul blart mall cop reference so earlier this week um someone posted this montage

01:14online they took all his videos and they edited them together it blew up on reddit so he's internet

01:18famous now and he's already dealing with the follow-up because yesterday he live streamed

01:24himself getting fired so he gained some weight yeah his chin his second chin there got a little

01:30well it's stressful for him um doug's not sweating it his plan is now to just run with this and see

01:34where it goes so silly though this is the time silly stuff like of you fart on online for how many

01:42months six months six months and then you become famous and then you're famous for a few minutes

01:47anyway yeah yeah he's got a few minutes to do this what else will he do besides fart well hopefully

01:51he's got some other funny ideas so guys what else to me that's all i want to see him do really i want

01:57him to be just watch him fart i just want to but in public okay so like in line at uh like uh getting

02:05some food in in the mall and he just cuts it loose they all think he works at the mall i mean that's

02:10hilarious dude strap a gopro on him and have him run on a segway around and just fart around people

02:17throughout a city yeah i'd watch it for at least 10 minutes you guys are ridiculous that's why he's

02:22famous i definitely click on it i feel bad james didn't do this thanks lise i'm feeling real good

02:31about myself already this guy's going famous they got the family make a fake uh fire evacuation yeah

02:37making all sorts of cash yeah here i am and now i got 70 views on that video i just talked about

02:41earlier i got one view thanks roy this fart this fart video has a hundred thousand times more

02:52more views i think james deserves more views and my parts are way more powerful than this guy's

02:58yeah my parts pack some power okay i just love that thanks for that view roy

03:05he's got some crazy farts though i will say it sounded like a cow mooing behind him in that last

03:12one there he had some severe intestinal distress well yeah he's a giant fat security guard guy did you

03:18hear that huh yeah it was good it was a good one huh i doubt they're real oh i hope it better be

03:24real he's faking the farts i no i don't think he's uh he's a size of that guy that came out of his

03:29ass fraud oh i'd be super fart outrage if those farts were fake yeah exactly wouldn't you a fart outrage

03:35you are a fart fraud yeah then i'm there that's how i get famous i'm gonna confront him and be like

03:41i'm gonna call him a fart fraud there you go well my fake fart oh outrage that's maybe that's it

03:46you gotta be careful what i'm saying yeah you do demand that he farts on the spot yeah fart now

03:51fart right now i want to hear it i want to smell those fart particles fly out of your ears

03:56oh my oh my your fart fraud oh my your fart player

04:01james is getting upset again

04:04he does he does somebody play the taxi driver theme please

04:07yeah yeah yeah we need to call him now i know i forgot about that james realized that the

04:13the theme to the tv show taxi called fart fake is the only thing okay james here we go let's go

04:20just calm easy yames listen guys farting for fake on youtube and listen yeah listen to the music

04:26feels so much better now i'm not even joking

04:30like it literally shoots the rage right out of me

04:36there we go

04:39cool so what's next what's next on the agenda

04:45let's talk to people if they've done something stupider than get fired for taping their own farts

04:51um eric what's the dumb reason you lost your job at a pickle company

04:55oh it's terrible i uh put my slong in the pickle slicer

05:03why did you put your penis in the pickle slicer

05:06because she got fired too

05:09oh boy

05:12was that it

05:13no it was a sex joke

05:16never call here again

05:17what he made a joke hadn't he

05:19he said yeah the pickle slicer got fired too

05:22he put his

05:23it was a person

05:24it's a person it's the oldest joke it's a 1920s hit

05:27damn i'm thinking he's playing russian roulette with his wiener

05:29god what a sad life like to

05:31block that number

05:32to wait

05:33block that number

05:35block it

05:36block it

05:37yeah that guy's starting to make me mad like i'm starting to get fired up again

05:40oh no

05:40why does this guy gotta call in

05:44damn it

05:44damn it sorry

05:45waste our air time

05:48yeah don't waste our time man

05:50okay no listen james just listen to the music

05:52we have probably plenty of calls that

05:55could have got through

05:56but we let that guy through

05:57he ruined somebody else's chance

05:59i feel better thank you

06:01that part will help him

06:04yeah

06:04good to go

06:09continue

06:09sorry

06:10don't call you with the crap jokes

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