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Calming James
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who went viral for recording his farts at work, and when James gets angry at the possibility of the dude being a fake, they try to calm him down the only way they know how.
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all right uh our next story is about a dude i don't know this guy's so ridiculous it's a
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security guard in florida of all the ways you can get fired this has got to be one of my all-time
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favorites a chubby security guard who was working at a hospital in florida at the front desk spent
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the last five months documenting his farts on the clock which is a great idea so all he did was
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oh my god look at this guy taped himself every time he farted and then edited it together
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look at his hair
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just five months a lot
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that's it this video is at dave and check the freak.com if you want to go watch it for yourself
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he's not revealing his last name his first name is doug and every time he lets one rips he recorded
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his facial expressions then he posted these videos to his instagram account under the name paul flart
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obviously a paul blart mall cop reference so earlier this week um someone posted this montage
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online they took all his videos and they edited them together it blew up on reddit so he's internet
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famous now and he's already dealing with the follow-up because yesterday he live streamed
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himself getting fired so he gained some weight yeah his chin his second chin there got a little
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well it's stressful for him um doug's not sweating it his plan is now to just run with this and see
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where it goes so silly though this is the time silly stuff like of you fart on online for how many
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months six months six months and then you become famous and then you're famous for a few minutes
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anyway yeah yeah he's got a few minutes to do this what else will he do besides fart well hopefully
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he's got some other funny ideas so guys what else to me that's all i want to see him do really i want
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him to be just watch him fart i just want to but in public okay so like in line at uh like uh getting
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some food in in the mall and he just cuts it loose they all think he works at the mall i mean that's
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hilarious dude strap a gopro on him and have him run on a segway around and just fart around people
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throughout a city yeah i'd watch it for at least 10 minutes you guys are ridiculous that's why he's
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famous i definitely click on it i feel bad james didn't do this thanks lise i'm feeling real good
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about myself already this guy's going famous they got the family make a fake uh fire evacuation yeah
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making all sorts of cash yeah here i am and now i got 70 views on that video i just talked about
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earlier i got one view thanks roy this fart this fart video has a hundred thousand times more
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more views i think james deserves more views and my parts are way more powerful than this guy's
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yeah my parts pack some power okay i just love that thanks for that view roy
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he's got some crazy farts though i will say it sounded like a cow mooing behind him in that last
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one there he had some severe intestinal distress well yeah he's a giant fat security guard guy did you
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hear that huh yeah it was good it was a good one huh i doubt they're real oh i hope it better be
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real he's faking the farts i no i don't think he's uh he's a size of that guy that came out of his
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ass fraud oh i'd be super fart outrage if those farts were fake yeah exactly wouldn't you a fart outrage
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you are a fart fraud yeah then i'm there that's how i get famous i'm gonna confront him and be like
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i'm gonna call him a fart fraud there you go well my fake fart oh outrage that's maybe that's it
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you gotta be careful what i'm saying yeah you do demand that he farts on the spot yeah fart now
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fart right now i want to hear it i want to smell those fart particles fly out of your ears
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oh my oh my your fart fraud oh my your fart player
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james is getting upset again
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he does he does somebody play the taxi driver theme please
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yeah yeah yeah we need to call him now i know i forgot about that james realized that the
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the theme to the tv show taxi called fart fake is the only thing okay james here we go let's go
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just calm easy yames listen guys farting for fake on youtube and listen yeah listen to the music
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feels so much better now i'm not even joking
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like it literally shoots the rage right out of me
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there we go
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cool so what's next what's next on the agenda
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let's talk to people if they've done something stupider than get fired for taping their own farts
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um eric what's the dumb reason you lost your job at a pickle company
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oh it's terrible i uh put my slong in the pickle slicer
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why did you put your penis in the pickle slicer
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because she got fired too
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oh boy
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was that it
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no it was a sex joke
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never call here again
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never call here again
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what he made a joke hadn't he
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he said yeah the pickle slicer got fired too
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he put his
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it was a person
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it's a person it's the oldest joke it's a 1920s hit
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damn i'm thinking he's playing russian roulette with his wiener
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god what a sad life like to
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block that number
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to wait
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block that number
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block it
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block it
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yeah that guy's starting to make me mad like i'm starting to get fired up again
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oh no
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why does this guy gotta call in
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damn it
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damn it sorry
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waste our air time
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yeah don't waste our time man
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okay no listen james just listen to the music
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we have probably plenty of calls that
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could have got through
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but we let that guy through
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he ruined somebody else's chance
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i feel better thank you
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that part will help him
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yeah
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good to go
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continue
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sorry
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don't call you with the crap jokes
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yeah
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voice changing technology
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go there for a second
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