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00:00 Body's falling apart, falling apart.

00:02 It's horrible.

00:03 Went to the doctor to get checked out.

00:04 He said, "Everything's really good."

00:06 He goes, "I do want to let you know, though,

00:07 you are pre-diabetic."

00:10 And I was like, "Oh, all right.

00:13 Who isn't, right? Let me go."

00:15 "Why would you even tell me that, right?"

00:24 "Do I have diabetes?"

00:25 He goes, "No."

00:28 "But I could get diabetes?"

00:30 He goes, "Yes."

00:32 "Oh, okay.

00:34 Do you have diabetes?"

00:39 He goes, "No."

00:42 I go, "But could you get diabetes?"

00:45 He said, "I guess so."

00:49 I go, "Let me tell you something.

00:50 You're pre-diabetic."

00:52 "Oh, okay.

00:54 So I go, 'Let me tell you something.

00:55 You're pre-diabetic.'"

00:57 "No charge.

01:04 That's on the house."

01:07 "Are you alive?"

01:08 "Yeah, you're also pre-dead.

01:10 Sorry about that.

01:12 We're all going to die."

01:14 Pre-diabetes.

01:18 "If I have diabetes, tell me.

01:19 I'll change the way I eat."

01:21 What's with the pre?

01:22 That's how this world operates.

01:23 Pre-fear.

01:24 You might.

01:25 Almost.

01:26 You don't know.

01:27 Scan.

01:28 Check.

01:29 Pre-scan.

01:30 What?

01:31 Huh?

01:32 Yeah.

01:33 Everything's fear.

01:34 "Did you hear about Julie?"

01:35 "No."

01:36 "What's the matter with Julie?"

01:37 "She's borderline anemic."

01:39 "Julie has anemia?"

01:41 "No.

01:42 She's borderline.

01:43 She's close."

01:45 "So Julie's anemic?"

01:50 "No, she's not anemic at all.

01:52 Here's the line.

01:53 If you would have anemia, you would be on this side of the line.

01:55 And if you don't have anemia, you're on this side with everybody else.

01:59 Julie's on this side with everybody else.

02:01 She's just slightly ahead of us all, closer to the line where she would have it if she did.

02:06 But she doesn't, so she's closer.

02:09 She's like in the 'whoa, you better watch out soon' area.

02:12 Like maybe."

02:13 "So what do you want me to do?"

02:18 "There's nothing you can do.

02:19 She doesn't have it."

02:22 [laughter]

02:24 "Then why are you telling me?

02:34 I just thought you might want a little more anxiety added onto your plate with everything else that's going on in the world.

02:39 You know, just think about Julie, right?

02:43 Prayers for Julie, you know what I'm saying?

02:46 I mean, like how does she do it?

02:48 How does she do it?

02:49 She has to wake up every day to face another sunrise trudging through the day

02:54 knowing that she almost has something that she doesn't even have.

02:58 She's so close to almost having something that even if she did, it wouldn't be that bad

03:05 because she could clear it up with some red meat and a little B12.

03:10 But she, she almost has it, man.

03:17 She's there, she's in the trenches with this.

03:19 She has two kids, what does she tell them?

03:22 How do they grow up knowing that they have a mother that's going to be fine?"

03:26 [laughter]

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