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Kevin James: Irregardless | movie | 2024 | Official Clip
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1/27/2024
Kevin James delivers a hilariously unfiltered take on parenting, marriage, and getting older. As only James can, he cove | dG1fR05md0tuTFVLSWs
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Body's falling apart, falling apart.
00:02
It's horrible.
00:03
Went to the doctor to get checked out.
00:04
He said, "Everything's really good."
00:06
He goes, "I do want to let you know, though,
00:07
you are pre-diabetic."
00:10
And I was like, "Oh, all right.
00:13
Who isn't, right? Let me go."
00:15
"Why would you even tell me that, right?"
00:24
"Do I have diabetes?"
00:25
He goes, "No."
00:28
"But I could get diabetes?"
00:30
He goes, "Yes."
00:32
"Oh, okay.
00:34
Do you have diabetes?"
00:39
He goes, "No."
00:42
I go, "But could you get diabetes?"
00:45
He said, "I guess so."
00:49
I go, "Let me tell you something.
00:50
You're pre-diabetic."
00:52
"Oh, okay.
00:54
So I go, 'Let me tell you something.
00:55
You're pre-diabetic.'"
00:57
"No charge.
01:04
That's on the house."
01:07
"Are you alive?"
01:08
"Yeah, you're also pre-dead.
01:10
Sorry about that.
01:12
We're all going to die."
01:14
Pre-diabetes.
01:18
"If I have diabetes, tell me.
01:19
I'll change the way I eat."
01:21
What's with the pre?
01:22
That's how this world operates.
01:23
Pre-fear.
01:24
You might.
01:25
Almost.
01:26
You don't know.
01:27
Scan.
01:28
Check.
01:29
Pre-scan.
01:30
What?
01:31
Huh?
01:32
Yeah.
01:33
Everything's fear.
01:34
"Did you hear about Julie?"
01:35
"No."
01:36
"What's the matter with Julie?"
01:37
"She's borderline anemic."
01:39
"Julie has anemia?"
01:41
"No.
01:42
She's borderline.
01:43
She's close."
01:45
"So Julie's anemic?"
01:50
"No, she's not anemic at all.
01:52
Here's the line.
01:53
If you would have anemia, you would be on this side of the line.
01:55
And if you don't have anemia, you're on this side with everybody else.
01:59
Julie's on this side with everybody else.
02:01
She's just slightly ahead of us all, closer to the line where she would have it if she did.
02:06
But she doesn't, so she's closer.
02:09
She's like in the 'whoa, you better watch out soon' area.
02:12
Like maybe."
02:13
"So what do you want me to do?"
02:18
"There's nothing you can do.
02:19
She doesn't have it."
02:22
[laughter]
02:24
"Then why are you telling me?
02:34
I just thought you might want a little more anxiety added onto your plate with everything else that's going on in the world.
02:39
You know, just think about Julie, right?
02:43
Prayers for Julie, you know what I'm saying?
02:46
I mean, like how does she do it?
02:48
How does she do it?
02:49
She has to wake up every day to face another sunrise trudging through the day
02:54
knowing that she almost has something that she doesn't even have.
02:58
She's so close to almost having something that even if she did, it wouldn't be that bad
03:05
because she could clear it up with some red meat and a little B12.
03:10
But she, she almost has it, man.
03:17
She's there, she's in the trenches with this.
03:19
She has two kids, what does she tell them?
03:22
How do they grow up knowing that they have a mother that's going to be fine?"
03:26
[laughter]
03:29
[music]
03:33
[music]
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[music]
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[music]
03:42
(upbeat music)
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