James Has Roid Rage

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Dave & Chuck the Freak welcome back James after he took a few days off dealing with a horrible case of poison ivy and he reveals that the steroid medication he is taking has him really aggravated.

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00:00is at 617 right now on a friday the 31st day of july here on dave and chuck the freak and uh

00:10james campbell back in the fold he's so happy to be here oh yeah me too i'm thrilled it wasn't

00:16okay so this is gonna be a really good day yeah no i'll be okay i'll be okay but i have an excuse

00:20because i'm on the steroids that have me yeah you are super hf yeah i also just started taking

00:26roids i'm sorry i'm so aggravated oh wow he's got aggravated by his icons on his computer today

00:32oh he's already been talking to jason about it yes now i'm gonna be embarrassed what if uh

00:36and his water the water machine wasn't working oh god i should have brought it up it's okay

00:42it's just a button what's happening the cold one when you hit the cold yeah i'm gonna get a glass

00:47of water and get my ice so i have my little my my yeti all so i can stay hydrated during the show

00:52yeah i want you hydrated lubricated so i can talk just gotta give him a little we got this water

00:56cooler in this room with all these fancy electronics with a button that doesn't it doesn't work it gets

01:00stuck and it just pours water it doesn't get stuck for me i don't know what happens not to make you

01:05more angry now okay that's just my issue okay there you go i think maybe you're gonna cross

01:12i forgot all about the taxi theme i don't know why i forgot should i play that while i was at home

01:16arguing with my fiance so your medication your medication uh aggravates you yeah it's uh it's

01:22some steroid um i don't i don't like that james i don't either it's okay i've only i'll be done

01:27with them by sunday i think sunday or monday prednisone prednisone i don't know prednisone yeah

01:33absolutely um so jason took the brunt of your roid range a little bit like so when we go away and we

01:39come back people you know they're standing guard watching the show and taking care of things

01:43and i have my icons on my computer desktop in a very certain way it's very yeah sometimes when we

01:49leave we come back the icons are all messed up and i'll ask questions and i'll say hey do you know

01:53anything about why these icons are all all mixed up now seriously yeah i get it and everybody's like

01:58no no i have no idea oh okay whatever it's weird so then i come in today and i know just jason's

02:04been working on my computer and guess what the icons are all messed up again oh wow jason

02:08are you uh you switching stuff up when you're uh jason i'm just saving things differently i guess

02:16but he was like i caught you right i was like i'm sorry jason's like i heard him say i didn't realize

02:22there was an investigation going on

02:24it wasn't my investigation it was just my own perception i've been keeping notes mentally

02:31what's going on with my computer desktop icons that's all david chuck the freak internal investigation

02:37who's switching icons knowing there's roid rage makes more sense yeah it does right now i'm glad we got

02:42to the bottom of that yeah my fiance yesterday was like you know you're grouchy i'm like i know it's

02:48this medication because she's like your neck is looking so much better i'm like who cares about

02:52my neck my neck is a mare have you seen my side from my left nipple down to my johnson i look like

02:58gorbachev's forehead oh my god you do wow you do um i haven't heard that in a while but it's

03:06exactly what it looks like yeah sure it is exactly i get it it paints a picture you can actually hear

03:10the taxi theme kind of calm james down as he went because jason thinks it's been useless he thinks it

03:16hasn't done anything no i like literally heard it calm him down it helped a little bit because

03:21i don't really care about the icons anymore and i actually i'm starting to feel bad i hope jason's

03:25not upset with me i don't want any kind of weird work situation these are these are the ups and downs

03:30of roids right we're going through it with you right now it's like a pregnant woman but with

03:35third degree burns out of 10 of her body well now i got two pregnant women in my life but i'm not

03:40mad at you james jason why are you missing my icons jason if james wasn't oozing i'd ask you guys

03:45to hug it out but yeah and it's covid so we'll just we'll hold off don't ooze give me about two weeks

03:51and i'll be huggable i think yeah you're always huggable that's the other thing too i'm not touchable

03:56i got a fiancee i can't she can't cuddle up we can't touch i told me no booty until the poison ivy's

04:02completely gone oh wow so that this is it just gets better you know this is my birthday last

04:08week so i find out i have a gum infection and i got poison ivy oh my happy 38 james life is grand

04:14isn't it oh no happy what 38 can you believe that i thought you were younger than that i wish i was

04:20younger i really thought he was i thought you were 36 no i just have the mentality of a child

04:25he keeps me i'll be honest he keeps me young i'm like james james just hit the big trio yeah

04:32i wish i was man if i was 30 oh dude do you know how much life i have ahead of me still

04:37no we're 50 so yeah whatever people will believe that well i can't believe those guys are 50.

04:46it's been a rough start a rough start to my 38th year on this planet i can't wait to take another

04:50whole ride around that sun 365 days oh that'll be better exciting it'll be better i hope so it will

04:57for sure as soon as these steroids wear off and why don't you go rearrange your icons and breathe

05:03deeply yeah i gotta post some stuff on the site we got some great stories we're going to talk about

05:07you can find all the info over at daventuckthefreak.com i'll see you later bye

05:11he's gonna arrange his icon those steroids are no joke man no i heard something but i wasn't getting

05:16invested in it and i'm like i'm just gonna keep on no i just shut my door i was like i'm gonna stay out of

05:20that one oh yeah the dave and chuck the freak show is kind of a rough start if you're trying

05:24to start like an old a car you know it's like it's like it's like a model two right now it won't turn

05:30over like you know you got one of those cranks you gotta crank it you gotta crank it

05:36get it together and it's like what happens is like you find out you're like oh listen you know

05:40we gotta crank the thing uh today but uh they didn't give us a crank no no crank there's no crank

05:48or they'll just build one haphazardly and we gotta crank it four times

05:54oh goodness gracious well yeah so uh but james is back thankfully and he's doing better and you

06:00know just a little bit angry i'm back and i'm angry so don't even mess with me on the text

06:04oh now they're really gonna mess with me on the text look out don't send them any dog

06:08the opinions expressed by james campbell on text do not necessarily represent those of davent

06:12check the freak right because i'm reading every single one oh don't read them probably

06:16all right maybe we should have taken one more let's start maybe we should i'm gonna remember

06:19your phone number i'm gonna write it on the men's room stall in a very seedy area oh lovely there you

06:24go i'm gonna have to you can get a couple people for me too james okay anybody says a damn thing

06:30about you i'm writing their phone number down and i'm gonna put it all over the internet i'm gonna

06:33sign them up for uh free bunghole pics.com free bunghole pics.com text straight to your inbox

06:39probably uh dynamite website how do i sign up for that i'm sure it doesn't exist

06:44you want to see trademark damn and check the freak

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