James' Brave Confession

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk were talking about how often people judge one another when James makes a brave confession after Dave mentions his bunk bed.

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00:00Someone asked why I had bunk beds, and I can't explain it.

00:08You know, I don't want to get into the whole story, but I was a twin.

00:11The twin died at birth, and for some reason, I wanted bunk beds.

00:14That was some weird thing in my head.

00:15I had bunk beds.

00:16What's the big deal?

00:16Yeah.

00:17Yeah.

00:17It wasn't a big deal.

00:18You sleep on the top bunk, and you'd throw all your dirty clothes and stuff that you're

00:21trying to hide when you had to clean up your room on the bottom bunk.

00:23Yeah.

00:23Just pull the blanket over it.

00:24For sure.

00:25Two beds for one.

00:27Yeah.

00:27Absolutely.

00:28Two beds for one.

00:30But also, if you had mistakes at night where you might wet the bed, you'd have a back

00:33bed bed.

00:34Bunk beds were pretty cool.

00:36In my world, I enjoy it.

00:39It's nice they have a dry mattress to go back to after you wake up.

00:42Yeah.

00:42Bunk beds are cool.

00:43Bunk beds are the best.

00:45Yeah.

00:45It's better than the floor.

00:46Peeing your pants is cool.

00:48Yeah.

00:48Sure.

00:50The bed's even cooler.

00:53Just be careful wetting that top bunk.

00:55Yeah.

00:55That's why you would start on the bottom bunk.

00:57Look at all the low.

00:58Yes.

00:58The top bunk was your back up.

00:59Yeah.

01:00Yeah.

01:01So that's the crinkle of plastic under sheets.

01:03That's the story of my bunk beds and James' bunk beds.

01:06There you go.

01:06Filled my years way past the time they should have been.

01:09Yeah.

01:10Always is the plastic sheet crinkling.

01:12It's way deep into the junior high years.

01:14I think just some people have that issue.

01:17Oh my God.

01:17Way deep.

01:18Good for you.

01:18Well, they have been honest.

01:20Oh yeah.

01:20He's cool with it.

01:21Yeah.

01:22I'm cool with it now.

01:22Yeah.

01:23I was really embarrassed about it.

01:24Well, of course.

01:24Of course.

01:25Sure.

01:25Sleepovers must have been.

01:26It took me forever before my parents would let me go to sleepover at a friend's house.

01:29Yeah.

01:30Like I literally, I was invited to come over and then I had to go to the house and be

01:34like, admit to their parents, I have issues wetting the bed.

01:38Oh, that's terrible.

01:39Oh my God.

01:40Oh no, James.

01:42How horrible.

01:43It was real bad.

01:44Oh my God.

01:44How old were you?

01:46Seventh grade.

01:48Seventh grade.

01:49Possibly eighth.

01:51Yeah.

01:51You were in middle school.

01:52Yeah.

01:52He said, well, in middle school, junior high.

01:55I have issues wetting the bed.

01:56He'd have to say to them.

01:57Did they ever put you on medicine for that?

01:59Cause a lot of kids now are on medicine for that.

02:01No.

02:02They have like a thing.

02:03Eventually I grew out of it.

02:03I think, um, something to do with my bladder or something like a bladder thing or something.

02:08Um, and I grew out of it.

02:09Thank God I grew out of it.

02:10Yeah.

02:12So.

02:12I've never, I've never wet the bed.

02:15Thankfully.

02:16No, you should, you should do a little, uh, you know, I don't know.

02:19You don't want the bed tour, but.

02:21PSAs.

02:21Yeah, no, like a middle school wet the bed tour.

02:24Yeah.

02:24Like make kids feel okay about themselves.

02:27Hey kids, you're 13, 14 years old and you still wet the bed.

02:30It's okay.

02:31And none of them would probably be able to relate and they would all make fun of me.

02:33No.

02:34Yeah.

02:34I used to pee the bed.

02:35Yeah.

02:36No one here does.

02:38Not your pizza bed.

02:39Not a single person.

02:41James comes back, comes back in tears.

02:43James was like, hey guys, I went and I gave that speech at the school and I thought it

02:47was bad playing video games against these kids.

02:49Tell them you wet the bed.

02:50Late age.

02:52Yeah.

02:52Someone said my oldest had an issue wetting the bed and so my wife got him a pair of underwear

02:56to wear at night.

02:57They had an alarm in them.

02:59So the moment the underwear sensed any wetness, the alarm would ring.

03:03Oh yeah.

03:03So that everyone on earth knows I just peed myself.

03:05That's going to cause some psychological damage.

03:07Pea's coming.

03:08Pea's coming.

03:09Pea's coming.

03:09Wake up.

03:11Wake up.

03:11Here comes the pee.

03:13Whoop.

03:14Whoop.

03:14I tell you, the youth these days have it made.

03:16They got medication.

03:17They got alarm underwear.

03:18Yeah, no.

03:18All I had was threats from my parents to get me diapers.

03:22I couldn't imagine a more embarrassing product than that.

03:24Oh, I know.

03:25That's right.

03:25I know.

03:26That's my special underwear.

03:28My alarm underwear for when I bet.

03:31There's a big speaker on the front of them.

03:33You know, everyone can see it.

03:35It's like crazy.

03:36These are my special sleeping underwear.

03:38I hope that's okay.

03:41All the other kids in the sleepover have like cool sweatpants with like skulls and fire

03:45and stuff on it.

03:45You got those alert underwear on for pajamas.

03:48It looks like there's a guitar amp in your pants.

03:52Yeah, that's the alarm.

03:54These are rubber and they're, it's an alarm.

03:58Those are weird, man.

04:00I know.

04:01Hey, my life.

04:02Well, better than this.

04:03Someone said my boyfriend used to wet the bed.

04:04His parents made him wear a shock device by his dong that would shock him.

04:07No, no.

04:08If they got wet.

04:09You're really pleased, people.

04:10So then you've done, like, listen, you've given that, that guy complete trauma.

04:14Oh, my God.

04:15That's trauma.

04:15Is that even real?

04:16That's trauma.

04:17It's a bar collar for your wiener in case you pee?

04:19Can you buy a wedding bed shock device to try and kick someone out of it?

04:26Her boyfriend must be from 1887 or something.

04:29I just know as a baseball coach when you go away to some of these things where you're staying

04:34as a team and you're, like, a chaperone, you end up finding out.

04:39Who, what's the bad?

04:40Yeah.

04:40I just love the names.

04:41The wet stop three.

04:43The dry buddy.

04:45My dry buddy.

04:46That looks like, look, that's an alarm, but does that clip, where does that clip on?

04:50Right in front of your dong.

04:52Probably right on your underwear.

04:54Bedwetting.

04:55There's so many.

04:56So now they're more like sound alarms.

04:59They're not like a.

05:00Yeah, it's not like a.

05:01The electric shock one is crazy.

05:04I know.

05:0680 decibels.

05:07That's how loud it is.

05:09Equivalent to a kitchen blender.

05:11That's so wrong.

05:11Oh, my God.

05:12So wrong.

05:13That is.

05:14Sorry I woke everybody up.

05:16Passed myself.

05:17That's my special underwear went off.

05:19You guys know I have the wet stop three.

05:23The wet stop three.

05:24It has sound and vibration.

05:27Yeah.

05:27So it'll sound off and.

05:30You'll get it all with that one with a wet stop three.

05:32Careful with the vibrations.

05:34It might trigger something else.

05:35Yeah, exactly.

05:36Turns out wasn't pee.

05:39Oh, Jesus.

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