Catfish Campbell

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk to James about the time he catfished a guy on the internet when he was younger by making him think he was meeting a hot chick at the grocery store.

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00:00all right we're off to Utah now where they want to make catfishing a crime

00:09there don't you think catfishing should be a crime yes they're not going after

00:14any past cash catfish oh no moving forward okay good cuz I'm like I don't

00:19know how I feel about this bad past yeah he found it quite humorous at one

00:29time to get a man's hopes up yeah show up to the grocery store I work at and make

00:33make me page somebody that I know is not in the store that blonde with the huge

00:39bust is not here sir that was me yeah that was James that's incredible wow you

00:45catfishing bastard huh yep bust huge bust like 1950s I found a picture of a lady

00:57with a huge bust and I sent it to a gentleman who wanted to meet her yeah

01:01so the your instructions to this man were go to the grocery store and get her

01:06page well he wanted to meet and I was like oh man I've really painted myself

01:11into a corner here what do I do how can I still get a kick how can I take a laugh

01:15out of this guy's expense yeah so I was like why don't you meet me at this local

01:18grocery store go to the front desk and just page me yeah yeah how many how many times did

01:28old catfish Campbell go to work here like what did you do that time I got a little scared so I was

01:32like I can't believe the guy actually showed up oh so you were the one doing the paging

01:36well I was there I was there at the front desk yeah what was the guy like I used kind of foreign I

01:41don't know yeah he had a thick accent kind of foreign is the description definitely we can't

01:47narrow it down stuff kind of foreign kind of foreign blue collar but uh you know blue collar

01:55foreigner he showed up with his hair slicked back and like I love the jacket yeah exactly what you

01:59would know it's exactly what I thought it's like I am here to meet the ladies from a country from far

02:07are you kind of foreign kind of foreign okay I'm extremely foreign I'm here to meet the lady with

02:16incredible boss Samantha McKenzie with an incredible boss thank you very much so hold on a second for you

02:24then you were like okay just a second sir Samantha McKenzie to the customer service department please

02:30Samantha McKenzie to customer service yeah so what did you say when Samantha McKenzie didn't show up

02:36all the guys is there you know it's not like oh whoa oh you mean back at home back in catfish

02:41when I was playing Samantha yeah like what did I say to him when he was upset yeah oh sorry it

02:46totally fell through what do you want to set up another meeting you kept it going and then I stopped

02:51that's when I was like this is getting real weird yeah right I stopped yeah so I thought you

02:57didn't even pretend to be the girl as you're talking sorry right into your parts there James

03:04takes the series how did you uh meet this fellow online I think we were just it was a well we would

03:10chat we'd go in a well chat rooms yeah and then you'd see some doofus be like a ASL like age sex

03:16location yeah and then we would let him go in yeah and it was funny because it started out as like a

03:22group thing where it'd be like three of us like let's pretend let's pretend we're a chick and mess

03:25with people and then I was like I want to try this at home I'm bored what else is there to do yeah

03:30um it was just so we'd go in the chat rooms or whatever and some dude would start messaging and

03:35then he'd want to see pictures I'm like oh well then I'd go to the free porn website oh my god oh my

03:41god and I would find somebody that I felt did not look like a like a real porn star yeah it was more

03:47of an amateur right pictures you gave her two first names Samantha McKenzie yeah I'm not wasn't very

03:52original um and you know then I would send him the pictures I would find there and imagine if a

03:58kind of foreign guy is listening right now and it was like he was like always in love with

04:03Samantha McKenzie I hope he doesn't live here anymore I just gave a lot of details away all the details

04:10we need to we need to strike this from the David Trump immediately what if I just opened up

04:17every detail why did I use Samantha McKenzie is not the real name I used

04:25sorry yeah sorry kind of foreigner Britney Spearsley Britney Spearsley oh my god you're the original

04:34catfisher I bet you're one of one of the originals yeah one of the first guy yeah look I've been in

04:40love with Samantha for 20 years that big buster is I just want the the shot of James acting because

04:47even apparently as he was typing in a chat room he's like yes I'm Samantha McKenzie I gotta get into my

04:53character really nice bosom yeah oh you like my bosom would you like to see more why don't you

04:59meet me at the local grocery store oh my god sorry kind of foreign guy yeah please take pity on me I

05:07was a young dumb idiot kid yeah imagine a guy it tells all of his friends I was in love once

05:13it was a girl named Samantha McKenzie she's almost a beautiful girl I ever seen I still have picture look

05:22this is a wonderful past the fall of 2000

05:26that's a long time ago yeah it was absolutely a long time ago I'll never forget it's been a 21 years

05:33you went to a meet at a grocery store I couldn't believe he actually showed up to the grocery store

05:39that's crazy I was like this is uh this is kind of scary well sure at least you're past the statute of

05:45limitations with his slicked back hair his hair all greased back like a leather jacket but he still had

05:52on like a might have been like an not Abercrombie but it was like a name brand t-shirt maybe Calvin

05:56Klein right blue jeans it is he's a good dress up right yeah one diamond earring he probably went out

06:03and spent all of his foreign money on a brand new outfit to meet Samantha McKenzie

06:07I'm so sorry I'm so sorry

06:09it was all the money he had he had to impress

06:12apology accepted

06:13thank you I'm so glad

06:16in part ways now yeah no ill feelings

06:19the tale of Samantha McKenzie

06:21oh my god that's so good

06:23I can't believe I just really

06:24wasn't even thinking

06:26just opening up a can of worms right here live on the radio

06:29can't wait to see what happens

06:30I got some angry kind of horn guy shows up we'll know what it's all about

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