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Catfish Campbell
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk to James about the time he catfished a guy on the internet when he was younger by making him think he was meeting a hot chick at the grocery store.
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all right we're off to Utah now where they want to make catfishing a crime
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there don't you think catfishing should be a crime yes they're not going after
00:14
any past cash catfish oh no moving forward okay good cuz I'm like I don't
00:19
know how I feel about this bad past yeah he found it quite humorous at one
00:29
time to get a man's hopes up yeah show up to the grocery store I work at and make
00:33
make me page somebody that I know is not in the store that blonde with the huge
00:39
bust is not here sir that was me yeah that was James that's incredible wow you
00:45
catfishing bastard huh yep bust huge bust like 1950s I found a picture of a lady
00:57
with a huge bust and I sent it to a gentleman who wanted to meet her yeah
01:01
so the your instructions to this man were go to the grocery store and get her
01:06
page well he wanted to meet and I was like oh man I've really painted myself
01:11
into a corner here what do I do how can I still get a kick how can I take a laugh
01:15
out of this guy's expense yeah so I was like why don't you meet me at this local
01:18
grocery store go to the front desk and just page me yeah yeah how many how many times did
01:28
old catfish Campbell go to work here like what did you do that time I got a little scared so I was
01:32
like I can't believe the guy actually showed up oh so you were the one doing the paging
01:36
well I was there I was there at the front desk yeah what was the guy like I used kind of foreign I
01:41
don't know yeah he had a thick accent kind of foreign is the description definitely we can't
01:47
narrow it down stuff kind of foreign kind of foreign blue collar but uh you know blue collar
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foreigner he showed up with his hair slicked back and like I love the jacket yeah exactly what you
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would know it's exactly what I thought it's like I am here to meet the ladies from a country from far
02:07
are you kind of foreign kind of foreign okay I'm extremely foreign I'm here to meet the lady with
02:16
incredible boss Samantha McKenzie with an incredible boss thank you very much so hold on a second for you
02:24
then you were like okay just a second sir Samantha McKenzie to the customer service department please
02:30
Samantha McKenzie to customer service yeah so what did you say when Samantha McKenzie didn't show up
02:36
all the guys is there you know it's not like oh whoa oh you mean back at home back in catfish
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when I was playing Samantha yeah like what did I say to him when he was upset yeah oh sorry it
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totally fell through what do you want to set up another meeting you kept it going and then I stopped
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that's when I was like this is getting real weird yeah right I stopped yeah so I thought you
02:57
didn't even pretend to be the girl as you're talking sorry right into your parts there James
03:04
takes the series how did you uh meet this fellow online I think we were just it was a well we would
03:10
chat we'd go in a well chat rooms yeah and then you'd see some doofus be like a ASL like age sex
03:16
location yeah and then we would let him go in yeah and it was funny because it started out as like a
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group thing where it'd be like three of us like let's pretend let's pretend we're a chick and mess
03:25
with people and then I was like I want to try this at home I'm bored what else is there to do yeah
03:30
um it was just so we'd go in the chat rooms or whatever and some dude would start messaging and
03:35
then he'd want to see pictures I'm like oh well then I'd go to the free porn website oh my god oh my
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god and I would find somebody that I felt did not look like a like a real porn star yeah it was more
03:47
of an amateur right pictures you gave her two first names Samantha McKenzie yeah I'm not wasn't very
03:52
original um and you know then I would send him the pictures I would find there and imagine if a
03:58
kind of foreign guy is listening right now and it was like he was like always in love with
04:03
Samantha McKenzie I hope he doesn't live here anymore I just gave a lot of details away all the details
04:10
we need to we need to strike this from the David Trump immediately what if I just opened up
04:17
every detail why did I use Samantha McKenzie is not the real name I used
04:25
sorry yeah sorry kind of foreigner Britney Spearsley Britney Spearsley oh my god you're the original
04:34
catfisher I bet you're one of one of the originals yeah one of the first guy yeah look I've been in
04:40
love with Samantha for 20 years that big buster is I just want the the shot of James acting because
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even apparently as he was typing in a chat room he's like yes I'm Samantha McKenzie I gotta get into my
04:53
character really nice bosom yeah oh you like my bosom would you like to see more why don't you
04:59
meet me at the local grocery store oh my god sorry kind of foreign guy yeah please take pity on me I
05:07
was a young dumb idiot kid yeah imagine a guy it tells all of his friends I was in love once
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it was a girl named Samantha McKenzie she's almost a beautiful girl I ever seen I still have picture look
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this is a wonderful past the fall of 2000
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that's a long time ago yeah it was absolutely a long time ago I'll never forget it's been a 21 years
05:33
you went to a meet at a grocery store I couldn't believe he actually showed up to the grocery store
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that's crazy I was like this is uh this is kind of scary well sure at least you're past the statute of
05:45
limitations with his slicked back hair his hair all greased back like a leather jacket but he still had
05:52
on like a might have been like an not Abercrombie but it was like a name brand t-shirt maybe Calvin
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Klein right blue jeans it is he's a good dress up right yeah one diamond earring he probably went out
06:03
and spent all of his foreign money on a brand new outfit to meet Samantha McKenzie
06:07
I'm so sorry I'm so sorry
06:09
it was all the money he had he had to impress
06:12
apology accepted
06:13
thank you I'm so glad
06:16
in part ways now yeah no ill feelings
06:19
the tale of Samantha McKenzie
06:21
oh my god that's so good
06:23
I can't believe I just really
06:24
wasn't even thinking
06:26
just opening up a can of worms right here live on the radio
06:29
can't wait to see what happens
06:30
I got some angry kind of horn guy shows up we'll know what it's all about
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