James' Gas Station Love

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a listener who got flashed by a lady at the gas station which reminds James of a customer who used to frequent the gas station where he used to work.

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00:00you can always reach us email at daveandchuckthefreak.com and this guy said something

00:08happened today i had to share with you guys because i need to get your take on it today me

00:13my mother and my sorry this is a woman who emails us me my mother and my 10 year old son stopped at

00:19a gas station to get gas my mom's driving she parks she gets out she starts pumping the gas

00:24i'm in the passenger seat my 10 year old son in the back a woman pulls up to the pump next to us

00:29she gets out she starts washing her windows well as she's washing her windows i begin to notice her

00:36dress which is kind of flowy at the bottom rises up showing off her ass yes she's kind of bouncing

00:44up and down yes washing her windows the dress slowly rising to reveal no panties right this is a special

00:54lady james did you ever see anything like that at the gas station uh no nobody with like their

00:59this exposed but there was a chick with some huge knockers that would come in in a bikini

01:04come on she would just be wearing a bikini nothing well she'd have like just the bikini shorts and a

01:09bikini top that was barely containing those puppies in okay was she actually good looking yes so this

01:16was that was like a highlight i will never forget it because she'd always come in and buy the pink

01:20camel number nine cigarettes two packs i will never forget this girl you totally ruined my impression

01:27of her now with the pink camel hi james they're a very feminine cigarette that they she would yeah

01:33but the beginning stages of smoking yeah she'd come in get her little energy drink or her uh she'd get a

01:40starbucks frappuccino you know everything come get her a cigarette it was my only pleasure okay

01:45i know i know you wanted to die i woke up every morning wanting to jump out my window yeah he wanted

01:50to die back then at least the chick with the big knockers would come in and smile at me that's true

01:54it's like send from above to keep you sane that's it keep you wanting to believe that might have been

01:58the only thing one of the few things that kept me alive your big knockered camel smoking angel

02:02going to mexico to party i'm like oh man i'd love to go to that party and

02:07you girls you know it'd be amazing to look back on the in the on the video camera of the whole thing

02:15and no one's there yeah it's just my imagination i'm just having a conversation just keep you sane

02:20like james we come on up short about eight packs of camel number nine every week you know what's going

02:26on with that no because we see you grabbing them and then they just disappear i don't know harriet

02:31i don't know harriet i don't know i swear there's a girl with huge knockers that buys them

02:37every time she comes in we checked the video there's no one there i like that she was going

02:42to parties and james was like yeah man she's like me and four of my girlfriends were going i forget

02:46what city they'd go to in mexico but it's like an hour two hour drive yeah like we're going there

02:51we go almost every other weekend and i would just like daydream about how cool it would be

02:55like clark griswold in the christmas vacation where he's the leaky leaky maca he's fantasizing

03:02about the pool i'm just fantasizing about all these chicks with huge knockers jumping around

03:07in the pool and i'm there we're all partying together you know we're having sipping on drinks

03:13yeah this is exactly what it would feel like man she'd come in and that music would start playing

03:19she'd like she'd wave she'd look at me and wave and be like hey yeah go get my spot behind the

03:25counter make sure i'm ready for it when she comes up to check out you're fresh into your denim shirt

03:31get my denim button up making sure my pit stains aren't hidden you know tucking the pit stains in my

03:34denim button up so how's it going this week that's cool you guys gonna go party in mexico

03:41ah that sounds like fun you guys must have a real good time huh oh you need four packs of

03:47smokes because you're going to party hold on let me get those for you look what i brought don't worry

03:52we have coupons for those you just saved one dollar you're welcome yeah man like shows like that at

04:04the gas station like that's what you live for as an employee there i bet hot chicks hot chicks and

04:10roller uh roller grill foods were my two pleasures yeah in life i live in arizona because

04:16everything else is pure misery on the roller grill uh and how i mean and i'm sure hot chicks at the

04:21gas station it's a rare sighting yeah very rare especially oh man hot chicks don't go to the gas

04:28station no they have a guy go fill up their exactly the guy goes in and buys a beef jerky and stuff

04:33well at least you had a little highlight yeah thank you thanks for taking me back to that uh

04:38yeah memory lane there no doubt you never got that girl's name though just that we always refer to

04:45her as knockers i was gonna say knockers was here i remember there was one time i came into work and

04:50my buddy was like knockers was already here and i was like no i wonder what what she's doing right

04:57now that's what i was wondering what's knockers up to she's still partying in mexico partying in

05:02mexico with all of her hot friends she probably looks rough all the cigarettes and i'm still not

05:06partying in mexico oh yeah doing the math it's been about 10 years so i'm not because i got four

05:14kids probably i'm doing a story on her one day you'll see her and be like oh my god that's knockers

05:23i recognize those knockers anywhere but what happened to her face she just had a pretty face

05:29i got into methamphetamine in mexico fell in with a rough crowd

05:34wouldn't shock me oh my god oh good old knockers miss you knockers yeah i know

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