Orin vs. James

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a 95-year-old man who has been working at 7-11 for free for over 30 years and James let's everyone know how he'd feel about having to deal with a volunteer employee at his establishment.

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00:0095 year old

00:05Oren Gilbert Jr.

00:08Lives in Fisherville, Virginia

00:10Can we guess what he wanted to do?

00:12Okay, he's been doing

00:13He's been working at this place for free

00:15For 30 years

00:17For free

00:1830 years? 30 years

00:21What's his name? Oren Gilbert Jr.

00:24And he lives in Fisherville, Virginia

00:26Is it a

00:27No one asked him to, he was just there one day

00:29He noticed the employees were overwhelmed

00:31So he pitched in however he could

00:32Now he shows up 6 days a week

00:35At 5 o'clock in the morning to help out

00:36He only skips Sundays for church

00:38Grocery store, slice and lunch meat

00:41Home Depot

00:417-Eleven

00:43There he is

00:46Oren has been volunteering

00:48At his local 7-Eleven for 30 years

00:51Jeez, that's crazy

00:53He's not allowed to make coffee

00:54Because he's not officially an employee

00:56So he just keeps an eye on the coffee

00:57He lets them know if it's running low

00:59He does little things

01:00He goes through the drink section

01:02Make sure the labels are all facing out

01:03Make sure the shelves look good

01:05They hate him

01:06The store eventually did give him his own 7-Eleven hat and jacket to wear

01:10But he said he doesn't want money

01:12They pay him in product

01:15They'll give him some bananas, some free coffee

01:17If he wants a bag of chips

01:18He's not good at business

01:20This guy's a liability

01:21If you're asking me

01:22He's more of a liability than he is a help

01:24Because if he slips on coffee and goes down

01:26If something happens

01:27Or there's a robbery

01:28You know, and then he gets hurt

01:30Like, he's more of a problem than a help

01:33Yeah, because it's like

01:33Well, why are you there?

01:35He's like, because I volunteered

01:36And they're like, dude, that doesn't exist

01:40What are you talking about?

01:40No, I did

01:42And there's no offense

01:43He's only there, it sounds like

01:44During the coffee rush

01:45Okay, cool

01:45You're going to let us know when the coffee's low?

01:47Great, thanks, guy

01:47Get out of here

01:48No, now you're trespassing

01:49Yeah

01:50Heavy trespass

01:51Don't do anything nice at James' place

01:53James got it under control

01:55Buy something

01:56Why don't you buy a coffee?

01:57Oh my God, poor old guy

01:58How long is he in there per day?

02:00It doesn't say that

02:01It just says he shows up six days a week at 5 a.m. to help out

02:04Man

02:04Oren, it's 5 a.m.

02:05I got a count of money

02:06I get all the time to babysit you

02:08I'm sorry you might be so sad

02:10You have such a sad, lonely life

02:12You gotta come hang out with these guys

02:13Oh my God, you're so mean, James

02:14No, this is true

02:15You're a coffee gazer

02:16You're a weird coffee gazer

02:18Just staring at coffee pots

02:19That's so mean, you're right

02:20Coffee gazer

02:20Go buy a banana

02:21I love James berating Oren

02:23Yes

02:24No

02:24I love it

02:24You're making my life miserable, Oren

02:27I feel bad

02:28He's 95

02:29He's 95

02:30Yeah, he's 95

02:30Looks pretty different

02:32He's gonna die any moment in my store

02:34That's more paperwork I gotta deal with

02:36Doesn't wonder why I got an old 95-year-old man

02:38Watching the coffee pots

02:40These waters are low, James

02:42I don't care, Oren

02:44I told you to leave

02:45Buy something to leave

02:47These waters are low

02:47You know what?

02:48I'm gonna go ahead and organize all these boxes here

02:52They're the pizza boxes

02:53Leave the pizza boxes alone, Oren

02:55I'm not gonna

02:56He's supposed to be there

02:58I don't care if you think they're cluttered

02:59They're not

03:00We're going by the planter ground

03:02Hey, James

03:03I noticed that the milk expiry dates are

03:06Damn it, Oren

03:06They're all mismatched

03:09Damn it, Oren

03:10Leave the milk alone

03:11It's on the expired rack

03:13Why are you in the cooler?

03:14The expired rack

03:14Why are you in the cooler?

03:15Get out of the cooler

03:16It's cold in here, James

03:18Because you're in the cooler, Oren

03:20You're 95

03:22You're losing it

03:23Orange juice looking low

03:25I'm gonna have your heart to come take you home

03:27Damn it, Oren

03:30You need to go to the company training

03:32You don't know how this works

03:33There's a procedure to follow

03:36Orange juice looking low

03:38I love you who's on the line here

03:40I drink 25 Red Bulls

03:42Oh my god, Oren

03:43Your heart's gonna explode

03:45I don't know CPR

03:46I don't feel too good

03:48Hey, Rob

03:50Just call 911

03:51This old guy's gonna broke

03:53I gotta go

03:54I gotta take this deposit in

03:55This old guy's gonna broke

03:58Oh my god

03:59Oren and James

04:00Oren and James at the gas station store

04:03Oh man

04:03My nightmare of a volunteer

04:05Amazing

04:06I thought about jumping out the window head first this morning

04:08I'm gonna drive my car

04:10Right in the center of the freeway

04:12No, no, no

04:14What are you doing in the cooler?

04:16I'm gonna make sure all of these are straight

04:19You're not an employee, Oren

04:22You're a nuisance, Oren

04:25I went ahead and opened all of the frozen food

04:29They're only good for four days

04:34Now it's all gonna get thrown away

04:36How am I gonna sell 1,200 buffalo cheese logs?

04:42Thought that would be enough

04:44One box at a time, Oren

04:46I went ahead and

04:49Why are you winning?

04:51It's an employee

04:52Read the sign, Oren

04:53Employees only

04:54Hey, James

04:55You are an old guy

04:56You're a neighborhood nuisance

04:58You're like the worst

05:00You're like Jane, Silent Bob

05:01Hey, guess what?

05:04I just put on

05:04400

05:06Crowley

05:07Cheese dogs

05:09I loaded it up

05:12I opened that, Oren, why?

05:14Why do we even have them?

05:15It's full to the brim

05:16You don't have to worry about it anymore, James

05:18I don't have enough buns

05:19I don't have enough buns for those Orns

05:21I opened all the buns

05:22Why, Oren?

05:24You're gonna put this place out of business

05:26You're really affecting my profit margins here

05:29Food services are number one moneymaker

05:31I'd come in just to listen to Orn vs. James

05:33Oh my god

05:33Oh, me too

05:34Right?

05:34I just listened

05:35It was taking too much time

05:37I just turned all the gas pumps on

05:39Orn?

05:40Orn, why, Orn?

05:41Orn, now you're causing

05:42Making me cause a scene

05:43We have an audience

05:44We've got the local radio guy here watching

05:47He's taking notes to talk about us on his show

05:49Oh my god

05:50Orn

05:51You're killing me, Orn

05:52I will

05:53Alright, see you later

05:55I'll see you tomorrow, James

05:56I'll see you tomorrow, bud

05:58And the only day he takes off is my day off

06:01Sunday

06:02Six days a week I gotta deal with this guy

06:05Oh, man

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