Nigerian Catfish

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who fell for a Nigerian catfish scam and imagine how excited the scammer was after he was successful.

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00:00uh another guy online uh talking about you know a scam we've heard so much after getting

00:09unceremoniously dumped by his girlfriend of almost three years he decided to seek love

00:14and affection on tinder well swipe after swipe after swipe he eventually found someone he thought

00:19he was hitting it off with after a few successful chats she asked for his whatsapp

00:24and things were starting to cook from there the conversations got hotter and hotter

00:29she proposed a meetup so they could you know explore each other in person 21 year old guy

00:36never experienced anything as hot as this then as they made plans she said how about we send some

00:42pics yeah she said i'm about to take a bath so i can take some pics while i'm in the bath if you get

00:49the ball rolling get the ball rolling me get the ball rolling yeah so he sent some after she

00:59promised to send a video yeah yeah well that's it's a hell of a gamble that's when things went south

01:05yeah almost immediately after hitting send his phone rang and he knew that he had been hook line

01:13and sinker hell i am catfished i have your dog seems that hot steamy conversation was with a guy

01:21with a thick nigerian accent

01:23oh

01:23no

01:26you're not the hot chick

01:29no no no no

01:30no

01:31my god please don't do anything with that photo

01:36he demanded a large amount of money he put into his bank account yep if it wasn't

01:58he would send this guy's dong pic to every single one of his facebook friends everybody

02:03you know everybody i know you know and don't know he then to prove he could do it sent him

02:15screenshots of his facebook profile and all of his friends on it i don't think you have my facebook

02:20check the link oh no you've got it oh

02:27that vegetarian guy would be so happy that he got somebody absolutely

02:36i love that he calls him right away

02:41so excited

02:53sylvia is this you

02:54no

02:56unfortunately dave is

03:01yeah i didn't get the oh i don't know there we go

03:04hello

03:07is there so many other

03:09oh

03:10you don't sound like

03:12how you doing man

03:12oh no

03:14you have my dong pics don't you

03:17yes

03:18oh no what do you want

03:20what do you want

03:21money oh

03:22money oh

03:23oh no

03:24money oh

03:24bitcoin

03:25i'll send you 5,000 bitcoin

03:27more

03:28send you 10,000 in bitcoin then

03:31little bit of more

03:32no

03:34i can't do any more than that

03:36check the link

03:37oh no

03:38you've got my facebook

03:39mom and dad

03:40oh no

03:41don't say that

03:42my mom and dad

03:42oh

03:43oh

03:44they're all doing this dance over there

03:47they got one every time

03:49i'm about to help the whole village

03:51that's their got one dance

03:54we're all excited

03:55they're all excited

03:56shaking there

04:01they celebrate every time they get somebody's dong pic

04:03yep

04:04there's a big parade every time

04:07oh man

04:10hello

04:10oh wow

04:14everyone's so excited

04:15that's their traditional catfish dance

04:18from nigeria

04:19all of the hot chicks get out

04:21and they're in tiny little outfits

04:23and they dance

04:24me and my buddies get some weird instruments

04:27oh man

04:28oh man

04:28do you up

04:29up

04:30up

04:31up

04:32up

04:33up

04:34up

04:34he just decided

04:36he couldn't do it

04:38he hung up

04:40on the nigerian scammer

04:42and decided he'd just own it

04:45he put the whole embarrassing story

04:47out on facebook about how he was being extorted

04:49and told the scammer

04:51listen

04:51i've got no cash

04:53so do what you like

04:54he blocked him everywhere he could

04:55and updated his privacy policies

04:58so far

05:00no dong pic

05:01has come out

05:02but he's beating the crap out of himself

05:04saying i'm just a total dumbass

05:06yeah

05:06all to know that you pleasured yourself to a nigerian man

05:10yeah

05:11right

05:11oh yeah

05:12because he did

05:12you know he did

05:13that's too bad

05:16it is

05:16it really is

05:17i was like i'm going to take a bath

05:19what should i say to him

05:23tell him that you are into the bath

05:25i is going to bath

05:28that is hot

05:30send me a picture

05:32oh you are going to get this one

05:34of your

05:34penis

05:35guys are so dumb too

05:40like even though like it's weirdly

05:42like broken english and stuff

05:43he's like oh

05:44i better do it

05:45i better do it

05:46she loves me

05:47yep

05:48we done

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