James Sings Mariah Carey

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talked about male nipples and celebrity confessions this morning and one of the confessions involving a singer leads to James performing a couple of his favorite songs.

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00:00let me ask this for a second to you lisa and the ladies listening

00:09do you want to see a guy's nipples 1-855-954-6969 do you find it sexy

00:17when you can see man nips ladies one of the coaches on my baseball team has fabulous nipples

00:23i don't know for it call him coach handsome coach nipples he's got great nipples coach nips yeah

00:32women don't care i don't we don't care about your nipples i don't think so i hope not

00:36i mean you're gonna see mine though so it's not a sexual it's not the same at all no i think you

00:42should kind of hide them i don't want like you i'm not doing anything you can see my nipples yeah

00:46because my nipples are just on fire all the time lisa's getting a good gander

00:52yeah you gotta go look at your nips there see but like i was like i couldn't even touch them

00:56because if i touch them they'll just be already pretty much ready to go if they were that's what

01:04that's what happened to me i was like oh boy i'm in that so the human body is weird yeah

01:09talked about my nipples well it's like hard yeah like i all of a sudden i was like thinking about

01:13i was like no don't don't someone said remember those stupid skin tight mess shirts from the late

01:1990s early 2000s that was nipple city mesh shirts remember mesh shirts gosh i do remember that no

01:25totally they were like the you'd have the button-up ones i had some great bar shirts that weren't

01:30quite mesh like that but uh is that what right said fred war and sort of yeah video yeah men should

01:37not wear mesh shirts no they were big in the 80s too gayest thing ever yeah it is no that is so

01:44not right that is not a manly black guys wearing mesh shirts and mesh underwear that is yeah that's

01:50we'd love to wear the one that looks like a button-up like it's fancy button-up to like a job interview

01:54that one right there hi i'm james campbell i'm applying for the job oh james you gotta wear that

02:00with leather pants they have it yeah but i want to wear to a job interview it looks like he has

02:06zebra pants on this is for the more feminine man you're totally right you think hi i like to apply

02:12for the job of receptionist i believe i'm qualified by this outfit on interviews with hidden cameras in

02:19that shirt no i would love it they have to rig the cameras up to my nipples there's nowhere to

02:24put a camera on that shirt oh my god the funny thing would be if you did have a nipple cam and

02:29then every time they stared at your nipples they just look right into it i noticed you're checking

02:34on my nips yeah finally this morning uh there's some celebrity sex confessions here celebrities gore

02:40just like regular people unlike you though they have a lot greater access to bodies that are willing

02:45to have sex with them mariah carey's sex confession she has to have her own music on in the background

02:52i think we've heard this before she's an absolute all right we have yeah and nick cannon who used to

02:59be her husband admits that he would jerk off listening to her song hero god those two are crazy

03:04of all the songs he picks hero yeah that's not what james does no fantasy yeah oh my look so fine

03:12okay no no i don't want to picture james pleasuring himself to fantasy i do i do not

03:17keep going oh okay i'll never ever hear that song the same way yeah no got the weirdest boner right

03:26now i will be watching the video oh i don't even remember that song hero i just don't like her so

03:36much i can sing hero too because a hero comes along no okay we're fine no so this is james this is

03:46james warmed up yeah he's like oh chicken rollerblades when was this i think this was that one when i

03:57went to high school 1995 okay oh my goodness oh okay i know okay all right don't not make any

04:06noises at the same time okay get that yeah okay oh my no no we've stopped we've stopped before this

04:15gets out of control oh well come on she's not even on the roller coaster yet dave yeah well we'll let

04:19james have some fun here as we take a quick break turn it up no no no no oh my every night

04:29looks so fine i just want to some something

04:33it's a sweet sweet fantasy when i close my eyes oh no the words now forever tainted hashtag forever

04:46tainted uh taking a break when we come back there's more news to get to what did a 98 year

04:51old woman just do to a 94 year old man she met at the gym songs make my nipples hard

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