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The Fokken Twins
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a documentary featuring the the oldest sex workers in Amsterdam and realize they have a striking resemblance to the Quaker Oats man.
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00:00
the oldest sex workers in amsterdam i think they're twins they've been doing it the longest
00:11
they're twin sisters they're the falkens well that's their actual name
00:16
no that is their actual honest-to-god name i wasn't expecting that no they're the falkens
00:27
louise and martin falken okay okay no joke that's their name that's fine we the name is established
00:36
yes okay just wanted to make sure i didn't make something up or something um they're in their late
00:40
70s they um have been doing this since their 20s how many men do you think they've serviced
00:50
are they attractive is there any pictures of them young
00:53
because wouldn't that i i'm gonna play a clip of this documentary with them okay and it doesn't
01:00
show them younger yeah see that's the problem right because i'm i guess i have to assume
01:05
if they were attractive twins that you could rent that the numbers are going to be very very high
01:15
yeah very high they probably did two or three a day they worked five days a week six days a week
01:21
so 900 a year
01:23
50 year career yeah so 1 million
01:28
335 000 oh that's a lot in your bits that's 335 000 that's so many
01:38
unbelievable here's uh here's uh here's their documentary oh my god meet the falkens
01:47
i can't tell you how many tricks we've had countless they both look like the quaker oats man
01:53
i'll be honest i don't think they were i don't think they were very attractive young
02:01
that was that was just spot on once again who wants to bang the quaker oats man as a lady
02:09
there's two of them the least hot twins like can you not tell they were not attractive
02:15
yeah they look like burly lobster fishermen you guys again if i pass this woman in a window
02:25
how is anyone stopping for the quaker oats man i don't know you've got a very specific fetish
02:33
look at that i know that people don't know who this person is yeah but we hardly ever really
02:39
until they paid us well i know that people don't know who this person is but these ladies look
02:45
like this guy named bobby hull who was an nhl player he's he's old super old he they look
02:53
exactly like bobby hull you don't want to bang an old bobby hull no you don't um this video is up
03:01
at daveandchuckthefreak.com if you want to see the women we're talking about but back oh they have man
03:05
faces they do back to the documentary
03:07
we probably can't be i mean they are saying some rude stuff uh her twin sister is still working
03:15
in her old age look at her in the window encouraging guys to come in get in she needs
03:21
the money she can't live off the pension from the state so she sits in the window with her little
03:26
dog trying to oh and then she gets a customer right there stop get out walks in and is you can
03:33
pay anyone she pulls her curtain across and they get to town the other one who's not working she's
03:37
just living off what is she making over there just watch how much whipped cream she puts in this drink
03:41
is that a booze drink it's like a mimosa with whipped cream but look how much she's not done with
03:46
the whipped cream don't do that baby no no that's not how you do it oh my god and then this is her
03:53
sister getting dressed up to bang oh my goodness she's yes mistress good boy she's being like a
03:59
dominatrix imagine the quaker oats man as a as a female dominatrix now they're looking at dildos
04:07
together oh stop holding it stop stroking you did the work you've been a whore you'll never get rid
04:15
of that name she's saying to her sister they'll always call you names so be one they might as well
04:21
be a whore yep there they are dancing for you do they have any photos of them when they were younger
04:27
yeah i'd love to they must in the documentary right they just don't show it are they on google at all
04:32
i mean those chicks look like bobby the brain heenan
04:34
they do they do i don't know it's terrible it's like one twin is bobby hall and the other one is bobby
04:42
the brain heenan bobby's who is a wwf manager to see the quaker oats man again to get it it's the
04:51
quaker oats man they are the quaker oats man i mean that quaker oats man is better looking yeah you're
04:57
right wow you're so correct you'd rather bang the quaker oats man than bang these two you would even
05:03
as a straight fella you'd rather put it in the quaker oats like if i had to kiss one of them
05:08
you'd go quaker oats man quaker oats man what a horrible day the day you gotta kiss the quaker
05:14
all right all right come here quaker oats man it's either the fucking sisters or the quaker oats man
05:23
fucker up mr quaker f-o-k-k-e-n it's their last name yeah and they are sisters
05:33
established as i said clarifying for anyone who just joined us yeah right clarifying
05:38
yes just so people don't lose their mind
05:44
n it's a family name it is it's theirs but again you'd rather get with the quaker roads man
05:50
do they share a similarity with but are worse looking yep they basically have his hair
05:56
yep they have his face too they have they're just like if he if quaker oats man fell on hard times
06:02
right that is terrible but the quaker oats man spent five years on sucking dongs for cash
06:07
that's what you have it looks like they like the quaker oats man got into meth yeah
06:14
had some rough times it's really bad it's just crazy it really is crazy yeah it's unbelievable
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