The Fokken Twins

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a documentary featuring the the oldest sex workers in Amsterdam and realize they have a striking resemblance to the Quaker Oats man.

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00:00the oldest sex workers in amsterdam i think they're twins they've been doing it the longest

00:11they're twin sisters they're the falkens well that's their actual name

00:16no that is their actual honest-to-god name i wasn't expecting that no they're the falkens

00:27louise and martin falken okay okay no joke that's their name that's fine we the name is established

00:36yes okay just wanted to make sure i didn't make something up or something um they're in their late

00:4070s they um have been doing this since their 20s how many men do you think they've serviced

00:50are they attractive is there any pictures of them young

00:53because wouldn't that i i'm gonna play a clip of this documentary with them okay and it doesn't

01:00show them younger yeah see that's the problem right because i'm i guess i have to assume

01:05if they were attractive twins that you could rent that the numbers are going to be very very high

01:15yeah very high they probably did two or three a day they worked five days a week six days a week

01:21so 900 a year

01:2350 year career yeah so 1 million

01:28335 000 oh that's a lot in your bits that's 335 000 that's so many

01:38unbelievable here's uh here's uh here's their documentary oh my god meet the falkens

01:47i can't tell you how many tricks we've had countless they both look like the quaker oats man

01:53i'll be honest i don't think they were i don't think they were very attractive young

02:01that was that was just spot on once again who wants to bang the quaker oats man as a lady

02:09there's two of them the least hot twins like can you not tell they were not attractive

02:15yeah they look like burly lobster fishermen you guys again if i pass this woman in a window

02:25how is anyone stopping for the quaker oats man i don't know you've got a very specific fetish

02:33look at that i know that people don't know who this person is yeah but we hardly ever really

02:39until they paid us well i know that people don't know who this person is but these ladies look

02:45like this guy named bobby hull who was an nhl player he's he's old super old he they look

02:53exactly like bobby hull you don't want to bang an old bobby hull no you don't um this video is up

03:01at daveandchuckthefreak.com if you want to see the women we're talking about but back oh they have man

03:05faces they do back to the documentary

03:07we probably can't be i mean they are saying some rude stuff uh her twin sister is still working

03:15in her old age look at her in the window encouraging guys to come in get in she needs

03:21the money she can't live off the pension from the state so she sits in the window with her little

03:26dog trying to oh and then she gets a customer right there stop get out walks in and is you can

03:33pay anyone she pulls her curtain across and they get to town the other one who's not working she's

03:37just living off what is she making over there just watch how much whipped cream she puts in this drink

03:41is that a booze drink it's like a mimosa with whipped cream but look how much she's not done with

03:46the whipped cream don't do that baby no no that's not how you do it oh my god and then this is her

03:53sister getting dressed up to bang oh my goodness she's yes mistress good boy she's being like a

03:59dominatrix imagine the quaker oats man as a as a female dominatrix now they're looking at dildos

04:07together oh stop holding it stop stroking you did the work you've been a whore you'll never get rid

04:15of that name she's saying to her sister they'll always call you names so be one they might as well

04:21be a whore yep there they are dancing for you do they have any photos of them when they were younger

04:27yeah i'd love to they must in the documentary right they just don't show it are they on google at all

04:32i mean those chicks look like bobby the brain heenan

04:34they do they do i don't know it's terrible it's like one twin is bobby hall and the other one is bobby

04:42the brain heenan bobby's who is a wwf manager to see the quaker oats man again to get it it's the

04:51quaker oats man they are the quaker oats man i mean that quaker oats man is better looking yeah you're

04:57right wow you're so correct you'd rather bang the quaker oats man than bang these two you would even

05:03as a straight fella you'd rather put it in the quaker oats like if i had to kiss one of them

05:08you'd go quaker oats man quaker oats man what a horrible day the day you gotta kiss the quaker

05:14all right all right come here quaker oats man it's either the fucking sisters or the quaker oats man

05:23fucker up mr quaker f-o-k-k-e-n it's their last name yeah and they are sisters

05:33established as i said clarifying for anyone who just joined us yeah right clarifying

05:38yes just so people don't lose their mind

05:44n it's a family name it is it's theirs but again you'd rather get with the quaker roads man

05:50do they share a similarity with but are worse looking yep they basically have his hair

05:56yep they have his face too they have they're just like if he if quaker oats man fell on hard times

06:02right that is terrible but the quaker oats man spent five years on sucking dongs for cash

06:07that's what you have it looks like they like the quaker oats man got into meth yeah

06:14had some rough times it's really bad it's just crazy it really is crazy yeah it's unbelievable

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