Dirty Rental Tuxedo

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a lady who bought a new pair of yoga pants but found a lady-time stain in the crotch area, which reminds Dave of the time he rented a tuxedo that clearly had not been cleaned!

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00:00i'm not familiar with this brand azos i guess it's like an activewear brand

00:08yeah uh a woman is blasting them though after she bought a brand new pair of uh like yoga pants

00:17and when she went to put them on she realized there was uh period stains in the crotch

00:24little lady time extra picture of it right there and your pants oh man they were sold as brand new

00:32too sold as brand new she ordered them from their website they arrive with menstrual blood

00:36stains in the crotch so someone tried it on and then sent it back apparently obviously and then

00:43they just said it was new still they didn't check they didn't check it i did i made this luckily i

00:48mean well it's bad not this bad i mean a horrible discovery that a couple of years ago i had to

00:54rent a tuxedo for one of these charity events i went to and i realized at the end of the night

01:00that the pants there was a stain inside the pants the pants had not been cleaned before they gave

01:07them to me i wore someone else's white or brown stain what kind of stain david what color was it

01:14dave it's white no dave this happened and what kind of pants were these tuxedo pants oh and they

01:22were i was so disgusted some other dude was either free balling or i don't know what happened but and

01:28then i saw another stain on like the back they didn't wash these pants they gave them to me as

01:33part of the tuxedo but they hadn't cleaned the pants that's not cool man the big thing to do now

01:39like the the push is to rent clothes you know you'll hear about rent the runway and there's all sorts of

01:45subscription things that you can you know rent clothes and i've tried i tried it and i just felt

01:49like they weren't cleaning they say that they dry clean they clean all the clothes i'm like

01:53i could tell by the way molly was sniffing everything yeah molly knows molly molly

01:59i knew it molly what do you smell molly what do you smell molly looks at you and is like

02:05are you my mom then you're like something's not right i mean she sniffed it so much so i said okay

02:15that's it i'm done with this here's the even worse part oh no that when i was i think because i got warm

02:21right that's when i started to like smell oh no i'm like oh god what is that smell and then i

02:27realized what so the first thing i did unfortunately when i got back to the room was i smelled the pant

02:34i was like oh god that's it there's someone's wore these pants yeah and then it's not like ass

02:40so this old jizzy bastard who has like was was just leaking juices everywhere imagine who it was

02:49oh man don't try no oh my god someone said i've never heard lisa use david's full name before

02:55she just said oh no david david oh no david well it just sucks that you like it got hot and it

03:02activated it and brought it back to life and the whole thing that's horrifying honestly i was so

03:08upset like about an hour into this event i'm like what's that smell yeah what's that smell like it can't

03:13be me i'm clean i showered i'm like it's got to be the suit oh and then upon further inspection

03:18yep that's a smell and yep that's a stain and yep i was so i jumped into the shower i was exhausted

03:24i jumped into the shower and i never scrubbed myself so hard luckily i was wearing underpants

03:29put those man you want to tucks in a bag and in a corner i went in i'm like listen you want to see

03:35smell this you look at this like you was never cleaned you're punishing a dog put your nose in

03:40and smell it dude the day i wear somebody else's yazzy pants is the day is the day you see me

03:48outside of an establishment like thanos with that baby gauntlet like bring me your head i've got the

03:55spirit stone now you've made me sit in a man's seed

04:01and you never want to wear another man's fluids no of course you don't absolutely revolting

04:11and to kill somebody to get the spirit stone all right so come on bring me the manager

04:15or i'll snap my fingers and then the whole place will disappear my fiancee has like a subscription

04:21service where they send her different outfits and stuff she tries them on she keeps the ones that

04:24she likes and sends them back i wonder i wonder how much stuff she's tried on this already i don't

04:28have to have um like your dog sniff sniff yeah i want to tell them make the people give them a

04:35little yeah that's the funny thing about molly being like she did listen i know that there's

04:40it's like she wants to tell you listen there's i know you can't understand me but i have dog powers

04:46and you smell like another lady right now i want to tell you so bad you smell like another lady and

04:51i think this place might have told you that you were getting clean clothes but my nose never lies i am

04:56sweet sweet molly and you smell like a strange woman

05:01i bet it's a strange woman with pets too she's trying to tell you molly's trying to tell you

05:07no mom no no in her mind she's like no she's like what i'm smelling is your worst nightmare

05:14and i know you very well and i wish i could speak i wish i could speak so bad

05:21dog powers but all i have are these eyebrows

05:25to try to tell you and communicate with please please read my message

05:30please please read my eye message please i know you'd hate to lay out she stares

05:35listen look at me look in these eyes

05:37i'm trying to tell you lady the guarantee on that website is garbage

05:42she's online i'm gonna tell you i can't type it came out all g's and h's

05:48i'm picturing molly now like trying to pull the clothes out of lisa's hands and she's trying to like

05:53put it on molly's pulling it come on molly i gotta put it on she runs away and hides them

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