Wearing No Pants To Work

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman in Ottawa who accidentally forgot to wear her skirt to work and wonder if anyone listening has actually forgotten to wear pants to their job.

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00:00One of Ottawa's top doctors showed up to work with no skirt on.

00:10She's the medical officer of health for the city of Ottawa.

00:15She just lost it.

00:16She says she's had an insane several months.

00:21That morning in particular was incredibly stressful.

00:25She was dressing in the dark, had to rush into work early.

00:28You'd notice if you weren't messed up.

00:31And made it to City Hall.

00:32She had a raincoat on, but just panties and a blouse.

00:37Forgot to put her skirt on.

00:39She says she may need to take a break.

00:41You think?

00:43Yeah, I think that's probably a good idea.

00:46Listen, I just want to quickly ask, because I don't know anyone that's ever done this.

00:51Have you showed up to work without pants on?

00:54Like, have you actually done it?

00:56Has anyone listening actually showed up to work without pants on?

00:59And what happens next?

01:001-855-954-6969.

01:03Toll free.

01:031-855-954-6969.

01:06Or text 4-6969.

01:08I know a couple of times I believe I've put my shoes on.

01:14And then realized, oh, wait, I got to put shorts on.

01:18Because it was like so early that you didn't even barely know what was going on.

01:21Yeah, or I just, I thought I had already done it, but like you notice, right?

01:24Like you notice, you know?

01:27Yeah.

01:27But, and I don't know if it was just like in grogginess.

01:30My shoes are right there and I put them on.

01:32I'm like, God, I got to put shorts on.

01:34What are you doing?

01:35Yeah.

01:37Someone said, left the house in my work boots and boxers.

01:41Noticed an interesting breeze and turned around.

01:43Well, that's an interesting breeze.

01:45Yeah.

01:46To put your shoes on, you look down, though.

01:48You know what I mean?

01:49Every time I put, well, but if you're doing it in the dark, which is, you know, that's

01:54how you end up putting two different ones on because they're just, two got real close

01:58together or something like that.

01:59You just slip them on, slip them on.

02:02This person said, when I was working in the emergency room, I was doing CPR on a patient

02:06and my scrub pants came untied and fell down to my ankles.

02:12Thank God I had some cute thong underwear on instead of my normal granny panties, but

02:16I couldn't stop CPR.

02:18So someone literally pulled my pants up for me and tied them.

02:21So you wake up from CPR, you're like, hello.

02:24I'm up.

02:25I'm back.

02:27Whoa.

02:28Boy, are you a hero.

02:29You are something else.

02:31I love this hospital.

02:32Or you just open one eye and you're like, let her keep going.

02:35Yeah.

02:36I'm not up.

02:37I'm totally dying still.

02:39Keep pushing.

02:41Keep pushing.

02:42Stop breathing.

02:43Zach.

02:47Why are you making those kissy lips?

02:50Zach's in Plymouth.

02:51How are you doing, Zach?

02:52Hi, I'm doing good.

02:53How are you guys doing?

02:53Good.

02:54You had a comment.

02:55I've went to work a few times.

02:57This is nothing crazy, but I went in my slippers and I actually work at an auto mechanic

03:02shop and it's just so inconvenient because if I went home, I'd probably just stay

03:06home.

03:06So I went all day just in my slippers.

03:09That's a Dave move right there.

03:10That is totally.

03:10That is a Dave move.

03:11I've actually done that.

03:12Yeah, you have.

03:13I have.

03:13Yeah.

03:14You know, gone in my slippers.

03:15Yeah, you're a slipper person.

03:17Because it's just whatever's on your feet as you're running out the door.

03:19You know, you assume they're shoes.

03:22Yeah.

03:22This is amazing.

03:23My dad used to go to the gym in sweatpants and take them off and he'd have shorts underneath

03:27when he got there.

03:28One time he got there, he took the pants off.

03:30He only had his tighty whities on.

03:32He made it halfway across the gym before he realized it.

03:35Had to just turn around and go home.

03:37That guy walking through the gym in his tighty whities.

03:40New gym.

03:43Yeah.

03:44I can see the Bryce to do something like that.

03:46Oh, he wouldn't care.

03:47But he'd just keep working out.

03:48He wouldn't care.

03:48This is what I work out in.

03:51Enjoy it.

03:55Hey, Peter.

03:57Hey, I worked on an ambulance service in Wisconsin and we would respond from home.

04:01We got a psych patient one night.

04:03Had to restrain him to a longboard.

04:05So he was looking up the whole time at the captain's chair, which is right at the head

04:08of the cot.

04:08There was an EMT sitting there.

04:09He showed up from home, hadn't put underwear on apparently that night.

04:12And his fly was undone and his pants were open.

04:15And the psych patient kept screaming, penis, penis, the entire time we were transported

04:18to the hospital.

04:19We couldn't figure out what was wrong.

04:20It turns out the guy that was sitting in the captain's chair at the head of the cot

04:23taking notes, fly was wide open, no underwear on.

04:27And the psych patient was just staring at his dog the whole time, yelling, penis.

04:29We thought it was just a normal state of mind.

04:31And you just thought, oh, he's just insane.

04:33He's just having a BS.

04:34The guy's having a psych problem, so yeah.

04:37Just a Dave and Chuck fan.

04:38Penis, penis.

04:41Love you guys.

04:42Thanks.

04:42Thanks, Peter.

04:43Thanks for calling in.

04:44Oh, God.

04:44You're the guy.

04:45Then you realize, oh, that was my penis.

04:47Right.

04:48And you've already done a full report on how crazy he is.

04:50He came screaming penis over and over again.

04:53We committed him two weeks ago, and I just realized that was an underwear day.

04:58That's like when Dave's penis was out, and Dave thought the guy he knew was kind of giving

05:03him the eye or something.

05:04He was giving me the eye.

05:05Just saying like, hey.

05:06He was like, hey.

05:07Hey.

05:10Nah.

05:10We went down there.

05:11Yeah, I'm good, man.

05:12Thanks.

05:12I thought he was asking me if I needed another drink or something.

05:15I'm like, what do you mean?

05:17What's going on?

05:20Mouse is out of the house.

05:22Yeah.

05:23Your dick's out.

05:24Yeah, you got to be blunt with some people's advice.

05:27Super hot co-worker forgot a bra and asked me, a straight guy, if I could see her nipples

05:35because I was the only person she trusted to tell her the truth.

05:38Oh, I don't know about this.

05:40Wait, hold on.

05:40I don't know.

05:41There's more to that story than meets the nipples.

05:44There's something there.

05:45That'd be a crazy thing.

05:49I don't know.

05:51Let me.

05:51Hold on.

05:52Let me get a good look.

05:55Yes.

05:57I can.

05:58Yes, I can.

05:58Can you see my nipples?

06:00Can you see my nipples?

06:03That's the only response.

06:04Can you now see my erection?

06:06Possibly.

06:07She's making moves.

06:08I think she's making moves.

06:09That's what it seems like.

06:11That is.

06:11That is a move.

06:12Yeah.

06:12Because now that I look back, I'm like, nobody's ever done that to me.

06:15No.

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