- 5/17/2024
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00:00 It's about summertime, we have our interns rolling in, and the first one out of the group
00:05 got in yesterday. She's definitely caught some eyes already in the Barstool office,
00:09 or maybe just one eye. Never really know which one's working. It's gonna be interesting.
00:14 Interesting summer is definitely ahead.
00:27 Yeah, it's day one. We went over standard protocol for the interns. Just talking about,
00:31 you know, what the asks are, being in the office every day, and how to avoid Mincy after he talks
00:37 to you for more than 30 minutes. Then you walk away, and he'll still follow you.
00:40 I'm Hannah. I am a content intern. It's day one. I'm shitting myself, and I'm sweaty.
00:45 When I posted on my Snapchat about interning here, all the girls were asking about Mincy.
00:50 It was the first thing everyone was asking. They were like, "Take a picture, please." I was like,
00:54 "Okay." He said his show's very infamous. That's all I have to say about that.
00:59 Usually it's absolutely dead. I heard lots of voices. The boys must be excited for another
01:06 female in the office. Everyone's barking around here.
01:09 Well, I mean, she came in. Hank was giving her a tour, and she said she wanted to meet me.
01:15 So, I mean, you know, I know. There you go.
01:17 Everybody wants to meet Mincy.
01:19 It's movement, you know.
01:20 It's crazy.
01:21 That it is, Mincy. It's the same movement.
01:23 It's the movement.
01:24 The Mincy movement.
01:25 For sure.
01:25 So, the first job as a woman around here is you get to learn how to clean this.
01:29 Oh, yay.
01:30 No one else knows how to do it besides Rudy.
01:33 And she's right. I have no idea how to clean it. All I do is drink Stella Blue. So, she's not lying.
01:37 No, you really don't know how to learn how to clean.
01:41 But I will want to just fucking with you.
01:43 We should do a quiz.
01:44 These are veterinarians.
01:45 A quiz.
01:45 A girl quiz. All of them answer questions about girls.
01:48 They just start answering.
01:50 Who knows the most?
01:51 Oh, who knows the most questions?
01:52 They're going to be, "Chay has kids and can't even make a burger."
01:55 Chay, let alone know the woman anatomy.
01:57 [Indistinct chatter]
02:06 I'm looking for a grill. I'm moving to a new house. Getting a grill, first time.
02:09 And someone sent me a grill today.
02:11 So, I showed it to the group. I tweeted it out.
02:13 And they were like, "Send it right now. Cook us something."
02:15 So, I did that.
02:16 Am I doing this right?
02:17 You're supposed to touch this with your hands?
02:18 [Spraying]
02:21 Ah! Jesus Christ!
02:23 I feel comfortable because Donnie's there.
02:24 But if you remove Donnie from the situation, the whole place is going down.
02:28 So, now how do I put the burgers on there?
02:29 Are you a spatula?
02:31 This looks intense.
02:33 The original Chinese salt and pepper. It's what it was meant for me.
02:35 Whenever you do charcoal, you want it really white almost.
02:38 And the best way to get that done fast, put it in a pot like this.
02:41 And then you just pour on this until it's white.
02:45 [Sizzling]
02:51 This is crazy.
02:52 [Laughter]
02:54 I'm mesmerized by those flames.
02:56 I've never seen a fire like that on a grill.
02:58 Too much fire. It's too much fire.
03:00 You're way too calm about this.
03:01 Just try to speed it up so you can make it work.
03:04 It's a big flame.
03:05 [Laughter]
03:06 What's the second flame pot for?
03:08 This feels like too much to make a burger.
03:10 I might be out on team charcoal.
03:12 Charcoal's hard, dude.
03:13 It's depending on what type you have, too.
03:15 All right, Che. You're good.
03:20 So do I put the top on now or do I leave it like that?
03:25 I feel like you put the top on.
03:26 Well, actually, I don't know.
03:27 I can't look at my phone, right?
03:30 I feel like you put it down, but then is the fire going to go out?
03:32 [Laughter]
03:37 What's he doing? Flip them!
03:38 I mean, we're in the waiting period right now, right?
03:40 If I bake burgers in my oven, it takes like 20 minutes.
03:44 I don't think it's going to take 20 minutes, but...
03:45 You bake burgers in your oven?
03:47 I do.
03:47 It's super easy.
03:50 Dude, I don't know if that's a burger.
03:52 At least Minzy cooked his.
03:53 Too much, but Che's getting zero cooked.
03:55 There we go. All right.
03:58 He just blow torched the top.
04:00 Wait, is he blow torching?
04:01 Yeah.
04:02 Instead of flipping.
04:04 All right, we're in business.
04:10 Oh my God.
04:11 I wish I could help. I can't. I can't help.
04:13 It's killing me not to help him out.
04:15 This one's done. The haters are saying it's not, and it's done.
04:19 Ew!
04:19 Oh no, let me see.
04:23 Yeah, it's bad.
04:24 Is that bad?
04:24 Yeah.
04:25 It's red in the middle.
04:26 Like, not red even. Just not cooked at all.
04:30 Not cooked at all?
04:31 I thought the first one was good.
04:32 Are they saying it was not good?
04:33 They're saying it's not good?
04:35 Hello?
04:38 There's that, and then there's...
04:40 Did you like it?
04:42 This came out of your kitchen.
04:44 I wish I... You think it's easy for me to watch it happen?
04:47 It pains me every time.
04:50 That's ground beef.
04:50 Yeah.
04:51 All right, so that bite. Was the rest of it okay?
04:54 That's most of the burger.
04:57 He's an adult male with a house and a family.
05:00 This is awesome.
05:01 I enjoy this a lot.
05:02 No, the cheese is done.
05:03 Cheese is going to burn.
05:04 Che, I would move that.
05:06 Donnie wants to fucking save one of these,
05:09 but I'm not eating anything that that guy makes.
05:11 I would rather die because I would also die if I did.
05:14 Ah, oh no.
05:18 How do you think they are?
05:19 I think they're good.
05:20 The one with you was...
05:22 Let me stop you there.
05:23 100% charcoal.
05:25 They're not good.
05:25 100% charcoal.
05:27 These are fantastic.
05:27 100% they were made with charcoal?
05:30 No.
05:30 They taste like charcoal.
05:31 I'm just eating a charcoal brick.
05:33 I just had a really bad bite.
05:35 Yeah, I could just breathe lighter fluid right now.
05:40 Yeah.
05:42 Go!
05:54 What are we carrying?
05:55 Get the 350.
05:58 Do you have a short game?
06:00 Are you like a plus handicap?
06:02 I'm not a plus handicap.
06:03 How?
06:04 Because I don't play enough.
06:05 It's like the par 3 is giving me the hardest time.
06:06 Go!
06:11 Go!
06:12 Did you see that?
06:15 That was unbelievable.
06:16 I said try to get 350.
06:18 It stopped at 0.02.
06:20 You gotta be...
06:20 I'm trying to get 350 for you.
06:23 100 bucks.
06:24 100 bucks?
06:24 Done.
06:25 Oh my god.
06:29 I take Apple cash.
06:32 It's gonna be short.
06:34 It's too high.
06:35 Now it'll be good.
06:36 354.
06:38 Don't be cat.
06:39 Somebody owes me 100 bucks.
06:40 You see Nicky?
06:41 Oh, two things.
06:42 Hey, couldn't be more tan.
06:45 So he's been outside golfing the whole week.
06:48 Oh yeah, no, I know.
06:49 And smoke celebration for a renewal.
06:50 It's crazy.
06:51 Yeah, I know.
06:52 It's who said...
06:52 Oh, Compton texted me.
06:54 He was like, you would think that the Nicky Smokes just like did a QB deal, reset the market.
06:59 I think he's just getting paid the exact same.
07:04 It's crazy.
07:05 And it was like Dave texted me.
07:06 He was like, should we resign Nicky Smokes?
07:08 And my exact text was he's a fucking moron, but I like him.
07:10 And then Dave just texted him and said, you're renewed.
07:12 Yeah, you're renewed.
07:14 And then you thought...
07:15 Bottle service, signs.
07:16 You think that he was like, you know, like a running back who just got 20 million.
07:19 He's like, look, all of our running backs can eat now.
07:22 Incredible.
07:22 There he is.
07:24 Will, that's crazy.
07:26 What?
07:26 Congrats first.
07:27 But I mean, a celebration like that is crazy.
07:31 What did I do?
07:31 That's just a regular...
07:32 Was that bottle service?
07:33 A regular weekend.
07:34 I didn't buy the bottle.
07:35 It was a gift.
07:36 Bottle service, signs.
07:37 That's what happens when you buy a bottle.
07:39 Really?
07:39 I don't buy bottles.
07:40 You used to buy a bottle.
07:42 No, I used to buy crack, not bottles.
07:44 Why don't you pop out?
07:44 Me pop out?
07:45 Yeah.
07:46 I pop in on the couch.
07:47 The first thing that happened in the morning yesterday, everyone was like,
07:53 OK, your best advice at Barstool, say yes to everything, do everything you can, really get in
07:58 there.
07:59 I was like, OK, nice.
08:00 Mincy's like, I've got a podcast.
08:02 You want to be on it?
08:03 And I was like, I guess.
08:04 Yeah, sure.
08:05 I like for sure.
08:06 And then everyone's like, well, there's certain things that you might want to say no to.
08:11 And I feel freaking damn good.
08:13 I feel like there's been this vibe and energy.
08:16 I don't know, man.
08:17 I just feel like I'm on one this week and pumped to have Hannah here.
08:20 You know, this is what we call a post-hype breakout, baby.
08:24 Post-hype breakout.
08:25 I'm learning vocab.
08:29 I like how he's very upfront that he's using me for Instagram followers.
08:34 We're trying to use her Instagram to get the Wake Up Mincy Instagram a little bigger.
08:37 To be honest, I'm just going to be transparent.
08:40 Yeah.
08:41 It's a clicks game, boys and ladies.
08:45 I thought he was playing a character.
08:46 So that was also my biggest plot twist on day one was that Mincy's a real person.
08:51 She doesn't know that I'm going to surprise her.
08:52 I'm opening the show with a fast banana.
08:54 She's going to be like, what the hell is happening?
08:56 So the reason why I wanted to meet Mincy really bad.
08:58 Sorry.
09:01 We got to integrate Hannah with the show.
09:04 You know, she's walking to Barstool.
09:06 So she's about to find out what the 10x fast banana is all about.
09:09 But anyway, tell us a little more.
09:11 Okay.
09:12 So I can just hear it so loud in headphones.
09:18 So have you ever gone to like, do you ever go to the,
09:22 have you ever been to the Jersey Shore and like taking it out, like doing the summer thing?
09:25 I'm able to run around and raise hell in the South.
09:27 We're going to be doing live wake up Mincy's for the, well, not live.
09:30 We'll have a delay.
09:31 Just letting you know that, you know, I'm trying to run down the damn Vandy Whistler again,
09:34 and I've never done standup comedy in my life.
09:36 So I was thinking about maybe testing out some standup on here tomorrow during wake up Mincy.
09:41 And then the other stuff I got coming up.
09:42 Thank you for coming.
09:42 Yeah, that was fun, right?
09:44 That was so fun.
09:44 Yeah.
09:45 I just fall over the place.
09:46 Yeah. That was wild.
09:47 I have not experienced anything like that before.
09:50 And I've never seen anyone eat a banana like that before.
09:54 You're an animal.
09:54 And I'm really good at it.
09:55 And so I hadn't busted it out in a while.
09:57 I was like, oh, I was like, this is the perfect spot to do it.
10:01 Because you wouldn't have a clue what I was doing.
10:03 Yeah.
10:04 That was a lot.
10:05 Yeah.
10:05 Yeah. But.
10:07 Good show.
10:07 Yeah. Shout out to Hannah.
10:09 Oh, thanks.
10:10 I've had to pee for 30 minutes, but we made it through.
10:13 Time to go drink some more Stella Blue coffee.
10:15 I know, for real.
10:15 Let's have a hell of a day.
10:16 That was so wild.
10:17 How'd it go?
10:18 It went well.
10:19 She was awesome on there.
10:20 Nice.
10:20 There we go.
10:22 Are you okay?
10:24 That's it.
10:24 Can you give us a second?
10:26 Yeah.
10:53 Are you okay?
10:54 Yes.
10:54 I'll do a signal if I need help.
10:59 He's something special.
11:02 I have chills.
11:05 Bad chills.
11:07 I have bad chills from your banana.
11:10 Thank you.
11:11 That's not a thank you, Missy.
11:14 I have bad chills from your banana isn't something you reply thank you.
11:21 Babe, I said to you, I was like, hey, how are you feeling?
11:23 And you're like, I have bad chills.
11:24 And then I replied like, oh, nice.
11:26 So you're doing well.
11:27 I thought the element of surprise.
11:29 But the fact is, man, it was.
11:30 Oh, it was a surprise.
11:32 That was a good one.
11:33 When are you going to the SEC?
11:34 Friday or Monday.
11:36 It's gonna be a huge week.
11:37 So I'm not gonna count Monday.
11:39 Well, I'll count Monday if it's positive.
11:41 If you can get a million view video on Monday, that will count.
11:45 But I'm not gonna.
11:46 If you don't get one on Monday, I'm not gonna count it against you.
11:49 Okay. Monday is gonna be tough.
11:50 Because that's what I said.
11:51 I just said it.
11:51 Yeah, Monday is.
11:52 I just said it.
11:53 I'm not gonna count it against you.
11:53 But Tuesday.
11:54 Tuesday is when it starts.
11:55 If you can't get the million view video, I will accept an organic trending.
12:01 I'm gonna have to go get the Vandy Whistler on.
12:03 But the minute you don't have one of those two things, you have to come back.
12:06 Okay, I gotta get viral on Hoover, Alabama.
12:09 It's happened before, though.
12:11 It has definitely happened before.
12:12 Just gotta stay.
12:13 If you stay viral, then you get to stay as long.
12:16 You could stay for the rest of your life.
12:18 Let's see if it's 11 p.m.
12:19 And you haven't gone viral yet that day.
12:21 Cock.
12:22 You got to tweet cock.
12:23 Gotta do cock.
12:24 Cock.
12:24 Okay.
12:26 Hoover, Alabama.
12:26 We're gonna have to make some shit happen.
12:27 What does Hoover, Alabama have to do with your cock?
12:29 I don't know.
12:31 Do you think you could have a viral cock?
12:32 I have no comment whatsoever.
12:36 I would say it's probably one of the most viral cocks.
12:39 I have no idea how to respond to this.
12:43 Hopefully, we don't have to get to that drastic of measures next week.
12:45 All right, so you understand the deals, right?
12:48 Yes.
12:48 By Tuesday at midnight, I don't see Minzy trending or a Twitter video with a million watches.
12:56 You're coming back home on Wednesday.
12:58 All right, we're gonna have to get to work.
13:01 Yeah.
13:02 There's no vacation.
13:03 You can't do a trip and just vacation.
13:04 You can't do a trip and just like all Tuesday, you're just hanging out and like going to a game
13:08 and like living the life.
13:10 So this is the new guardrails.
13:12 But also, good guardrail thing.
13:13 I've been working on my editing skills and the video.
13:17 See, what you did there was very Minzy.
13:19 I told you something and then you went to the next thing.
13:22 I don't think you let the first thing set in.
13:25 Okay.
13:26 Do you understand the parameters of like you have to stay viral for your trip?
13:31 Yes.
13:32 Okay.
13:33 I don't want you to have to come home.
13:34 No, it's been made abundantly clear.
13:36 Okay.
13:36 All right.
13:36 I confidently think you can do it.
13:39 Okay, and you're editing?
13:41 Yeah, I'm meeting.
13:42 I had my first meeting yesterday or Monday.
13:44 You're not editing yet?
13:46 Well, we were clipping.
13:47 We're learning.
13:48 If you were a five-year-old, are you reading?
13:51 Are you sounding out like cat, bat, dog?
13:54 I think I would be if I was a five-year-old, I'd be a one-year-old walking at this point.
13:58 You got to crawl before you walk.
14:00 Yeah, true.
14:01 But you're not even crawling.
14:02 I think I'm past crawling.
14:03 Oh, you're crawling?
14:04 I think I'm walking.
14:05 I'm taking my baby steps.
14:06 So you are walking now?
14:07 I think I'm like in the process.
14:08 So you're a five-year-old, but you're a one-year-old walking.
14:11 I just repeated back what you said to me that day.
14:14 It doesn't make sense.
14:15 I was just repeating it back.
14:16 Okay.
14:16 You're a five-year-old, but you're a one-year-old walking.
14:18 I'm 20% of the way there is more what I was trying to say.
14:22 Oh, five-year-old wasn't the end goal.
14:24 The end goal was being like a real human being.
14:26 Oh.
14:27 Are you actually sounding out words in the editing process?
14:29 Or are you still like, we kind of don't really know the alphabet?
14:32 Probably more learning the alphabet.
14:36 Okay.
14:36 Okay.
14:36 All right.
14:37 That's good.
14:37 It's the process.
14:38 It's a process.
14:39 Five-year-old, like kind of like a five-year-old who's a one-year-old not learning how to walk.
14:45 That.
14:46 Again, I just repeated that back to you.
14:47 It makes no sense.
14:48 My brain's in a pretzel.
14:50 Couple of the guys from the PLL are here.
14:55 So Mikey Sowers, absolute weapon.
14:57 Paul Rehbold, founder of Elite.
14:59 So it should be a fun day.
15:00 And I love lacrosse.
15:01 Try to really wedge that thing under the bar in the top right.
15:04 Just like that.
15:08 That could be my face, bro.
15:12 Oh, okay.
15:19 State champ on the cross.
15:26 No big deal.
15:26 I didn't get a lot of playing time, but I was on the team.
15:28 I'm trying to throw it not at you.
15:34 And I ended up just throwing it directly at you.
15:36 This part's fun though.
15:41 I like this part.
15:42 Yeah.
15:43 Oh, I forgot the ball.
15:45 So you're doing the gauntlet today?
15:47 The gauntlet?
15:48 Yeah.
15:48 You've done that before?
15:49 No.
15:50 No pressure?
15:50 Don't feel any pressure.
15:51 No pressure?
15:52 No pressure at all?
16:01 There we go.
16:08 There we go.
16:16 Smokes a cut, but I don't think a four is going to be good.
16:21 Four's too long.
16:23 But a buzz cut is in a four.
16:25 That's not a buzz cut.
16:26 A four is fine.
16:27 Three is a buzz cut.
16:28 You have a three.
16:28 What's the difference between a three and a four?
16:30 That's a three.
16:31 All right, give me the orange one.
16:33 Let's go four.
16:34 And if it's got to go short, we'll go three.
16:36 This might be the dumbest thing I've ever done.
16:38 No.
16:39 You're sure, right?
16:40 I mean, yeah, I don't have a choice now.
16:42 Well, the four is.
16:43 What do you want, right?
16:44 You're right.
16:45 He's positive, right?
16:46 How bad is it, Conrad?
16:53 It's bad?
16:56 You can't tell yet, but there's a lot of air falling.
16:58 Oh my God.
16:59 I'm petrified.
17:00 I'm not going to fade you.
17:01 I'm just trying to get the four, you know?
17:03 Yeah, just get the four around.
17:04 Don't touch the sides because the sides are on point.
17:06 Don't fuck me up, JJ.
17:07 All right.
17:08 You look good.
17:10 Am I big stepping or little stepping?
17:12 This is, I would say all 10 coats are on business.
17:15 I'm babying them.
17:16 And I just paid $45 for a haircut today.
17:18 Conrad, am I going to lose my girls?
17:20 Never, bro.
17:21 Young ones to hot ones.
17:23 Is you fucking me up, Conrad?
17:25 No.
17:25 He's laughing.
17:27 Am I laughing?
17:28 No, no, you're staying on business.
17:29 On business.
17:30 It'll come back.
17:31 If it doesn't, then I just get shredded, get abs.
17:34 It's not like you gave me this hairline.
17:36 God, dude.
17:36 You're done?
17:38 Oh my God.
17:41 I'm an egghead.
17:42 Well, that was a mistake.
17:47 It's a half-ish somewhere.
17:48 You look good, big steps.
17:50 Yeah.
17:50 You got one on, so that was self-inflicted.
17:54 No one was begging him to do that.
17:56 He literally got his hair cut like three hours ago.
17:59 And just decided he needed it cut further.
18:01 So he's got on it.
18:02 I mean, he asked for that.
18:04 No, no, pop the top, pop the top, pop the top.
18:06 No, no, chill, chill, chill.
18:10 No.
18:10 Oh my God.
18:11 I told you not to do that.
18:13 Oh no.
18:14 Dude, that line is brutal.
18:16 So much for getting pussy, dude.
18:18 No, I can't.
18:18 Come on, let me see.
18:20 Oh, that doesn't look that bad.
18:22 I didn't think the hairline was that bad before.
18:23 It's bad.
18:26 Either you take it off or we take it off.
18:29 You didn't actually do it.
18:31 Dude, it looks good.
18:32 It's better.
18:33 It's better.
18:33 You're fine.
18:34 It's better.
18:34 You're fine.
18:35 It's better.
18:36 It's not bad.
18:36 Dude, it's not.
18:37 You look--
18:37 At all.
18:38 You look-- you look less insane.
18:40 I'm canceling my date on Friday night.
18:43 That's for sure.
18:44 He looks fine, man.
18:45 I think he looks--
18:45 He's balding at a rapid rate.
18:47 No way, dude.
18:48 He's got a couple--
18:48 Do you see the fucking--
18:49 He's got a couple bunkers.
18:50 He's got a diving board on his head.
18:51 Listen, dude, don't--
18:52 He's gotta get-- that's--
18:52 He's gotta be--
18:53 How old is he?
18:54 He's blonding now.
18:54 He accepted fate.
18:55 That was necessary.
18:56 It was the most mature thing he's ever done.
18:58 I'm not showing Hannah.
18:59 Period.
18:59 It's a guy thing, bro.
19:00 You think it's a guy thing?
19:02 It's a guy thing.
19:03 It's over.
19:04 All I know is that they shove each other things in the bathroom.
19:07 All right.
19:07 That's all I know.
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