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00:00This is why we can't talk before the show starts.
00:02Dave and I are in Chicago.
00:03Whitney, our entire life is rolling around when Ryan Whitney can do the show.
00:09Facts.
00:09I mean, it's unbelievable.
00:12I've been in this office for seven months at this point, I think.
00:16I feel like longer than surviving, it feels like.
00:18When did you get there?
00:20Three weeks ago, I think.
00:21It's a major problem.
00:22Jeff D. Lowe has the dozen trivia.
00:26Grand total, film time, 90 minutes.
00:30We're here for four days.
00:31He's making the film.
00:32He's making it.
00:33It's crazy.
00:34Like, there's no logical reason except less work.
00:38He probably doesn't want to.
00:39But you guys are exactly, like, when was it actually here?
00:43What are we?
00:43I've been here.
00:44I flew in on Tuesday morning.
00:46Same.
00:47Yeah.
00:48It feels like.
00:50It feels.
00:51What do you say?
00:52You're at home.
00:52You don't go anywhere.
00:53Like, listen, Tuesday night, Wednesday night, Thursday night for 90 minutes.
01:00Oh, I thought you were done and you were mad at me because you were just here for this
01:04show now and you were out of here right after this show.
01:06So, you have more dozen today?
01:08Yes.
01:0812 hours from now.
01:10Yeah.
01:10And hours from now.
01:11This could have been wrapped up in 45 minutes.
01:14The whole thing could have been done.
01:15Then you got to go to Boston if you're the final.
01:18Jeff D. Lowe has no respect for anybody's time.
01:21Well, and it seems people are saying he's, is he rigging these matches for Kirk?
01:26No.
01:27I lost last night.
01:28So, that's, that's, that's, that's, yeah.
01:30That's, that's, that's, that's, that's brought to be a lucky one.
01:32But I haven't been, I have the most expensive house ever purchased in Nantucket.
01:37I haven't been in it.
01:38I can't get to the house because I'm in this office.
01:42We're going to die here.
01:43This feels like, this feels like surviving all over again.
01:46We're going to die here.
01:47Absolutely.
01:47Is that him over there?
01:49You guys have been there, you guys have been there for 48 hours.
01:51Yeah, Jeff, come here.
01:52I don't want to listen to this guy.
01:53I can't listen to this guy.
01:54How much Italian food, Kirk?
01:56I, can you tell this guy not to groan too?
01:59I can't fucking, I can't deal with it, Dave.
02:00Jeff, they just, they just bring it in.
02:02He's bringing food all day.
02:03Is there any part of you that's like, some of these guys may not for 90 minutes of filming,
02:09may not want to be here for a full week?
02:11Brooks wants Lego, of course.
02:13Um, I mean, it's not 90 minutes, it's three hours, three days, or three hours yesterday,
02:18the first day before.
02:19For, for who?
02:20Well, the double elimination today was you and me.
02:22We kind of put this in the phone.
02:22Oh, so Dave approved.
02:23This was all Dave approved.
02:24No, no, no.
02:25How should we have done it?
02:27How should we have done it?
02:27Why don't you do it all in a day?
02:29You win, you come right back.
02:29There's no way you can do it all in a day.
02:31You did it the first time we played this in the New York office.
02:33You win, you play again.
02:35It was like quick and together.
02:36We do like, we do like, it was like three challenges in a day.
02:38That feels bigger than this, no?
02:40We could maybe do it in two days.
02:42The quality of the questions are better over the course of three days.
02:45We can make sure it's a good question.
02:46They didn't even miss one.
02:47Don't you write the question in prior?
02:50Yeah, but we have to come up with stuff for today now, because we didn't know what the matches would be.
02:54We can trigger the two days next year.
02:57I'm telling you.
02:57It's not 90 minutes, though.
02:59It's three hours the last two days.
03:00Trivia is triggering.
03:01It's also live.
03:02No, no, 90 minutes for me.
03:04I'm, I'm, I'm like.
03:05Well, here's the, here's the, I think the issue is this is, I think this is your fault.
03:08I'm not going to blame Jeff for this, Dave.
03:09Because it is a minute.
03:11Well, fine.
03:11But like, if you have nothing to really do, you can't do your stuff and you have a match at seven.
03:16It just feels like.
03:17So what do you want me to do next year?
03:19Pack them all in, put them delayed, get the.
03:21Two days, two days.
03:22No, but.
03:23Two days.
03:23You could do two days, right?
03:24Well, we did it last year in the afternoon.
03:26Did more in the, nobody watched it more early morning.
03:27I don't, I, well.
03:29I care if nobody watches it.
03:30Well, I'll tell you this.
03:31The, the, the Portland camp has a retirement speech already written out because this time,
03:35the two weeks of my time for 90 minutes just isn't going to cut it.
03:40We've done two weeks before.
03:41That's, it's not a new thing.
03:42All right.
03:42Well.
03:43I thought that the finals or the semifinals, that's the big thing in Boston, right?
03:47That's next week.
03:48We did.
03:49We did two weeks, a couple of years ago.
03:50You made the final four.
03:51You weren't from New York to Chicago.
03:53Like it all should be via zoom until the semifinals finals.
03:57Oh, what are you doing with it?
03:58Well, I, I, I, I, I don't mean I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, what is
04:03that?
04:03Two days.
04:03We could do, I'm just saying two days.
04:04We're flipping out about this.
04:06Dave's complaining.
04:08I'm saying if you have a big trip to Boston, I bet they're people eating ice cream.
04:11This fucking shit on the floor.
04:13Everyone's laughing.
04:14Everyone's happy.
04:14I just want to go to my house in Nantucket.
04:16I just want to see the house before the summer's over.
04:18I think Harry's probably 36 years old now.
04:21Probably has three kids.
04:22I don't even know what the fuck is going on.
04:23You could do remote next year.
04:25If I see somebody else laugh in this fucking office again, I'm going to fucking.
04:28So that's what it is, Kirk.
04:29You don't mind being there.
04:30It's just the overall happiness of the whole office.
04:32Yeah, I haven't got my hybrids yet.
04:33I'm telling you right now, when the show's over today, I'm getting an Uber.
04:36I'm taking a golf bag.
04:37I'm taking two hybrids.
04:39I'm taking a wedge.
04:39I'm taking a basketball.
04:40I'm leaving until the match.
04:42That's fine.
04:43I don't know.
04:43It wasn't as exciting.
04:44Are you going to play golf?
04:45It wasn't as tough as I thought it was.
04:47It was in my head.
04:48I'll admit.
04:48I'll admit it sounded tougher.
04:49Oh, you're going to miss a chicken parm delivery.
04:52It sounded tougher since before I said it.
04:56So it's not Jeff's fault then?
04:58What do you mean it's not Jeff's fault?
05:00It's a lot of time.
05:01But you agree.
05:02It sounds like you agree to it.
05:03Yeah, now I'm here.
05:04I'm like, it's a lot of time and a lot of time.
05:05I know, but you agree to it.
05:06I know I agree to it.
05:07Doesn't it rake in a bunch of ad money, Dave?
05:11It's decent.
05:12Let's not wait.
05:13Don't set me up for some shit here.
05:16Oh, yeah.
05:16I love this.
05:17You're changing the season.
05:19We're great for us.
05:20We have views are up.
05:21The season was shorter.
05:21It was great.
05:22And the double elimination, I thought, has been awesome.
05:24We'll shorten it next year.
05:25I'm accommodating.
05:26I get it.
05:26You don't like it?
05:27I'll change it next year.
05:28But there's definitely a way to play more than one game per day.
05:33It just becomes too much for people to watch live at home.
05:35If we want to do it taped and not live next year, then yes.
05:37That's fine with me.
05:38Who's fault is this, Dave?
05:40And you can use your double sip.
05:42Who's fault is this?
05:43Use your double sip.
05:44There's no fault because it was scheduled and I'm not saying this.
05:49You get what I'm saying.
05:49When it's live, it's tough to put like eight in a day.
05:51I can't expect it to watch live.
05:52Well, I think the problem is if you tape it, some shithead here is going to spoil it.
05:54Why?
05:55We've done that no problem before.
05:56It did get spoiled.
05:57We got a lot of morons last time.
05:58It did get spoiled.
05:59You made Mitzi Ward.
06:00Wasn't that for a dozen?
06:01That was a survivor.
06:03I'm just saying there are people like that in the building.
06:05It's coming from the guy who's going to just ruin a $1.4 million golf course.
06:10Okay.
06:11Oh, I got Minifans in the Ozarks reaching out to me.
06:13They're talking about landing, like getting planes and landing them on them.
06:17It's talking about ruining things.
06:18They're talking about landing planes on this golf course.
06:20I'm just saying future, there has to be changes made to keep.
06:23It starts with you.
06:23It's all.
06:24You know, if you ask that, you know I will change it.
06:26Yeah.
06:27I've shortened the season.
06:27It was better.
06:28It was good.
06:28We can go tape next year and go live Final Four.
06:31I think that's what you want to do.
06:32Yeah, I think I think it I would say that is the way to go or just go remote till the
06:39Final Four.
06:40I don't that.
06:40I don't I mean, this is like this.
06:41This makes it kind of it builds up to this.
06:43I'm okay with going tape.
06:45Just following via Twitter and everything like you truly hate Frank, huh?
06:50Yes.
06:50Like he's a he's a fucking large toddler and he ruins this every year and he makes it
06:55about himself and he takes the two funniest fucking two of the funniest people to fan favorites
07:00makes them miserable.
07:01They look like they want to fucking off themselves during these matches.
07:04And then last night he won and peeps nothing.
07:07A couple of years ago, he won in the live show against Roan, did a mic drop, did a battle
07:10rapper from he loses, scream and rips his shirt, sponsor content.
07:15The LFC is the big, dumb R word in the middle of sponsor content.
07:18So, yeah, I hope he retires.
07:21Oh, sorry.
07:23Lottery.
07:24Commissioners.
07:24That's the commissioner speaking the truth.
07:25I guess.
07:26Good luck tonight to Dave.
07:28I'm also.
07:28I'm also.
07:29Yeah.
07:30I'm just noting, I mean, you know, well, you're trying to lose.
07:32No, I just fired up for tonight.
07:35She played well.
07:35You had your, you had your best match you've ever had last night.
07:38What?
07:38Yeah.
07:39You had that BYU guest.
07:40You had the DeLome.
07:41Yeah.
07:41You played really well last night.
07:42Imagine giving somebody a compliment, Jeff, and that being the reaction.
07:45What?
07:45We lost by 40.
07:46It was, it was, it was, it was tough.
07:49That was a tough scene.
07:50Like we, like we lost.
07:51So I take back, Jeff.
07:52How do you say that when he loses by 40?
07:54You're saying he played personally.
07:55I mean, what's the point of trivia if they answer every question right?
07:57I agree with that.
07:58I mean, really?
07:59I mean, yeah.
07:59You only missed one last year in the tournament.
08:00The first two were.
08:01Listen, no one wants to see trivia when that it's a trivia trivia questions.
08:05I'm running from my life.
08:07If this huge, if this huge, I get delayed in an Oakmont in the U.S. Open, just getting
08:12through.
08:13You understand, I'm in a foul mood.
08:15These days, so much there is, but it's like, you got my, I will rainy.
08:18It's close in this city.
08:20You can't get around and travel.
08:22You're stuck in this fucking office in four days.
08:24I just want to go home.
08:26You just want to be in Nantucket.
08:27I haven't been there yet.
08:29It's all you want.
08:29Thanks, guys.
08:30Good luck.
08:3040 million.
08:32For nothing.
08:33$40 million house.
08:33Never even there.
08:34It's just sitting there.
08:35I'm in the, I, I, instead of in the mold house, that was also trying to switch.
08:41That was 30 million.
08:45Doesn't matter if I can't.
08:49He offered to move it.
08:50Wow.
08:51That's classy.
08:52That's power, Dave.
08:53Miss peaches and lucky one.
08:55We got an event here.
08:56Real, uh, real vodka, real lemonade they're doing there.
08:59We're hosting a yappy hour today.
09:01So if you're in Chicago, bring your dogs to Cody's public house and raise
09:05a lucky one in a pod of helping rescue pups across the country.
09:08He got railroaded a little.
09:09This is, this is not, he, he, he's your fault.
09:12You'll be playing about it.
09:13It's just when you're in it, you're like, we're going to make changes.
09:15This is crazy.
09:15He got railroaded by you two though.
09:18Not by me.
09:19Not by me.
09:19He said, you were saying, don't bring that motherfucker in here.
09:22No, shut up.
09:23And he's like, I hate it here.
09:25I do hate it here.
09:26That place is too happy for him.
09:28That's a fact.
09:29It's just weird.
09:30There's so many fucking like bits.
09:31It just makes me sick.
09:33It makes me physically ill.
09:35They're all nice.
09:35I saw the summer house get together last night.
09:39Don't you usually try to keep those people as separate as possible going into those?
09:43Or is that more part of it?
09:44Get them out, get some like storylines going.
09:46What do you mean separate?
09:47No, I know.
09:48What are you talking about?
09:49Why would you do that?
09:49They work together.
09:50I know, but they're not all in Chicago, New York.
09:53No, you don't have to keep them separate.
09:55I don't think that doesn't matter.
09:57No, I'm actually, I'm looking forward to watching that.
09:59I think it, I think it'll be entertaining.
10:01I don't know if it's like how you described if it's live or taped.
10:04I don't get that really, but I think it's going to be, we're going to learn as we go.
10:08It's going to be a lot of lot social clips in real time and then a recap show.
10:14That's the way I understand it.
10:15Like every Monday or something or at the end?
10:20Every weekend, there'll be a recap show for the four weeks that they're there.
10:24Okay.
10:24This is grumpy, Dave.
10:26Why was that grumpy?
10:27I don't know.
10:28You just seem grumpy.
10:29You just said you're in a horrible mood.
10:30I think we're a little grumpy here.
10:32Yeah, but that wasn't, that particular answer had no grumpy.
10:35I mean, the fucking like negotiations like to end, I don't know, whatever, you know,
10:40frigging Reagan and Gorbachev are less than every week what time this fucking show starts.
10:45Well, that's what, I mean, this week there was like 90 different fucking times.
10:48Guys, this overall, it's more me, but both of actually probably Dave and me, but more me.
10:55But Dave, you've also had to move some of them.
10:57It's not always me.
10:58Well, this, yeah, yeah, this one was weird because you moved it from its actual time.
11:05Like Thursday, we can't, you're like Thursday, I can't do anything.
11:07I can't do anything.
11:07And then we're like, well, how about, I can do Thursday morning, right?
11:10Is that right?
11:10Yes.
11:11Did I say Thursday?
11:12I couldn't do anything.
11:13Oh, it was all, it was all going on the, that what ended up being a horrible Stanley Cup final
11:19because I was going to have to fly this morning to Edmonton.
11:23And then, oh, if they, if they're horrible Stanley Cup, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible,
11:28a good beginning, horrible ending, just blow after blow.
11:30Did you get, did you get killed on it or no?
11:33No, I, I had Edmonton six, but it wasn't huge.
11:36I mean, it wasn't close.
11:37I mean, you weren't even watching game six.
11:39You were watching the WNBA.
11:40I saw, so you would never, I was going to say, Caitlin Clark was playing.
11:43Is there nothing that'll get you to not watch her?
11:47If you don't, I would say like the Patriots.
11:50I would watch the Patriots like playoffs are on fire.
11:54Yeah.
11:55Yeah.
11:55Yeah.
11:56But yes, it's like, yes, they are.
11:58And the Yankees are terrible, terrible.
12:00It's the crazy.
12:01They're only four and a half out, uh, like playoff Boston sports, but the, the basketball
12:07season, WNBA is shorter and she's must watch TV for me right now.
12:11And a lot of people, but like I saw, yeah, I can't, I can't take my eyes off her game.
12:16She plays tonight at 10 late.
12:19She's the Candace Owens of basketball.
12:20That's for sure.
12:21I can't believe your wife.
12:22If what, anything I say will be clipped and used on a show like her with no context.
12:26And then I'm going to, I thought the clip was fine.
12:28She literally said Candace Owens was just carving Dave.
12:32I said, Oh, you tell me Candace Owens doesn't like Jewish people.
12:36I didn't know that.
12:37Well, this is good.
12:38Oh, there you go.
12:39Perfect.
12:39Perfect.
12:40I'll stay out of this one.
12:40That, that clip that, uh, well, Mrs. Whitney's a huge Candace Owens family learned, right?
12:48That's I, I, I, I, I'm not, if she doesn't like Jewish people, I'm not going to say my
12:53wife's a fan of her.
12:54Is it?
12:54Is it?
12:55She's in his wife.
12:55That's my wife.
12:56I am now.
12:56My wife's dad is Jewish.
12:59So I don't think that she'd be a huge fan of her.
13:02If you're telling me she hates Jewish people, Dave, self self hating Jew.
13:06No, I'm not.
13:07You're not going to clip me.
13:09I will say she's a, she's a lunatic.
13:12She's like a right wing.
13:13This is somebody, this is what you're going to know about.
13:15And this will be clipped and however, and they get the whole thing.
13:17This is somebody who grew up their entire life.
13:20Like I'm pretty sure pretty left like enough where people, if they said something mean about
13:24her, she created a doxing website, like literally.
13:28And then she got shamed for that.
13:30Like if you said something mean she'd get, so you get canceled.
13:32Then one day she woke up and she's like, this isn't getting me the views.
13:35I'm going now going, she went extreme left to extreme right, like bang, like snapped
13:41her fingers, married a rich guy.
13:43And she's in the, she, there's a whole, and I'm not in this category.
13:48There is a whole cottage industry of people online, like on the political sphere.
13:54And you, you just got to be outrageous.
13:55You just got to say nutty things to get views.
13:57She said today, like if you'd want, and by the way, you can like, I'm not the, the big
14:04issues, obviously, Iran, Israel bomb, whether U S involved, and I can see both sides.
14:08Like Netanyahu has said, Iran is going to have a nuclear bomb tomorrow for like 20 years
14:13straight.
14:14So I get both sides for, against whatever.
14:17But she said, if Trump said, we're going to like get involved, you should, and you're in
14:24the military, you should dishonorably discharge.
14:26If you're in the military, that's like, uh, uh, you go to jail for that.
14:30It ruins your life.
14:31It's the most insane.
14:32And they just say idiotic things like this and move along.
14:35Like it literally is like, go commit a crime.
14:38Like they don't think, but if your wife is a fan of hers with all due respect, I have
14:45zero respect for your wife and never will.
14:46Jesus, like I'll say that I don't even know.
14:50I don't even know anything besides she said, Candace Owens was just carving Dave as I walked
14:56up to go on a show with Dave.
14:57They take the clip of me and of the argument and it's they, they, what I'm hearing, Dave
15:05says, Jew jokes are outlawed forever.
15:08That is essentially what people are saying.
15:10And it's not the context at all.
15:12But they take that little clip of like, I don't really have to die bullied a coworker.
15:19Yeah.
15:20Yeah.
15:20But I like, well, get your wife on here.
15:23Let's find out what she likes about.
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