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01:54Okay, we're good with those, yeah? Yes. All right. Good morning, boys. Where do you want
02:00to start? What are you smirking about, Whit? I can't believe Kirk's team got it done. I just
02:05can't believe it. Why? I mean, there were shittings out there. What do you mean why? You said you
02:09couldn't believe it either. Minus 25 people on this show. It's a great comeback. Did I say
02:15minus 25? Yes, you did. Didn't surprise me. You know, we were playing for something. We're a team.
02:20We're always, we're united. It was the greatest win in the history of American sports. I can't
02:24compare, I don't know what's going on in Iran, but it was the greatest win in the history of
02:28American sports. A total collapse and a great win. Just, I mean, and a great win for a great
02:33guy. Was Clemmer on the take? Was Chris Clemmer on the take? Yeah. Was he on the take? Well,
02:39those guys don't listen to him. Fair question. He doesn't, he doesn't do anything. I knew this game
02:44was for cinema. So that like, it was good to see you guys win and pull that out. Thank
02:51you. I think Clemmer, like you paid Clemmer off. I don't think he had to pay him. To
02:59do what? To do what? Those guys don't listen to him. Well, I'll say this. I watched, I think
03:05the second half. And from what I saw, Bosco was clearly the only guy who had his shot.
03:15Like he hit a corner three. He rimmed one out. That was halfway down. He had that steel three
03:22and what that I saw later. And he, he didn't get a ton of minutes. Like he was just sitting
03:28on the bench. He's the only guy who could shoot. When Gus came in, he put his hand up
03:32and asked out of the game. Is that what happened? Yes. He asked out of the game because he was
03:36afraid he would be afraid of Gus. Now I wouldn't do that. The guys on my team would never do
03:41that. We're not afraid of getting hurt. We go on here. That's crazy. That's I, I, he asked
03:46out of the game. He said that on my show yesterday. Am I right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So let's get
03:52him on. I, there is this thing. He tried, Gus tried to cheap shot somebody again, right?
03:56He tried to trip somebody. Didn't try to cheap shot. He can't, when he was celebrating
04:00after the game, we all, we hug cinema's dad. I don't know if you saw that when he
04:03went to hug cinema's dad, he fell down. He almost took cinema's dad out, but there
04:06was another time he fell down. That was like celebrating. Yeah. He had a high five
04:11and he, he can't, he can't stand up. Yeah. So you just stay away from him. No, I think
04:16his body is, he said so many concussions just asked out of the game. So would not
04:20play if Gus was on the floor. That does change the clever being on the take
04:24situation. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Get him on as he, he said that in the show. How did the ball
04:30not go in during surviving? Why did belt or not? Why did game one best offensive?
04:35Yeah. He asked out when got in the first half. Uh, he, I knew that was going to, why
04:39does he have this question on here? I don't know. Cause he, cause he wants people to say
04:43you're great. What I knew was going to happen. I coached a great game. Uh, I knew that he
04:47would not play if Gus played. So once he had a couple of shots, I put Gus in and Rico begged
04:51out of the game. Bosco you asked out. Yeah. Can you blame me? Yeah. He was in for
04:59first off. He was in for a minute. He was in for a minute in the minute he was
05:03in, he tried to trip Mulcahy. Like, and you're, I mean like, you know, Larry
05:07bird wouldn't ask out of the game. Larry bird would not. I was out for one minute
05:11and Clemmer knew right away. I said, I'm good. As soon as he checked out, I said,
05:16I'm back to go. Good to go. Rico asked out of this segment. He wanted out of the
05:19game. Like he just didn't eat. I didn't know that. He just say though that. Dave crazy.
05:24The guy is a liability. He's a champion. Watch this. Watch this. Like, what are we
05:30talking about? That's not Rico. He just got buried. That's nothing. Pussies. You
05:34guys, this team is a bunch of pussies. Crying. I don't think that's that bad. What I just
05:42watched granted was slow-mo. I don't, I mean, he got laid out on a screen. I don't
05:46think that's that bad. Then he kicks his legs to me. Okay. He's a nice guy. I'm a content
05:51guy. You can shoot him for all I care. No content guy. She didn't be
05:53playing. Put a bullet in his head during the game. As it turned, the guy
05:57played one minute as it turned out. Didn't you do tryouts with people who
06:01have nothing to do with you guys? No, the guy's part of the show, but
06:03Madden Province is part of the show. He's been part of the show for years.
06:06But Kirk, if you had some stud come into tryouts that had never listened to
06:10Mid-Hancho, he was on the squad, right? No, no, quite no. Quite the opposite. At
06:14tryouts, there were guys who were Division I players, and they said, you're not
06:17part of the show. You're not part of the fabric of the show. What does Madden
06:19Providence do? He's a listener forever. Plays in Europe. Plays in Greece.
06:23A listener isn't necessarily... He's a good player. He's not
06:27fucking, you know... But how is he part of the show? Like, what was that?
06:31Original co-host of Mike and the Minna fans. Mike Geary's wrap-up show of the
06:34Kirk Minahan show every week. You're a guy, Dave. Yeah. Blind Mike's sidekick.
06:38But Rico, did you not just mention that when Gus then left the game, you asked
06:44Clemmer to go back in? I said, I'm good. He knew if Gus is on the floor, I am not
06:48playing. I'm not playing. I'm not risking getting fucking hurt, dealing with that.
06:54No chance. Why don't you just have somebody obliterate Gus?
06:57Exactly. It's a fair question. Fair question. I mean, don't go low anymore. Don't go low.
07:02Yeah, but just have somebody like Jetsky just absolutely obliterate him.
07:06Yeah, give him an eight ball. He'll do it.
07:09Just absolutely, like, elbow him in the head and knock him out.
07:12Whatever called Jetsky, Meth Curry. It's a good nickname. It's a good nickname. He's a good kid.
07:17I don't even get the joke of, like, I mean, obviously, maybe he's a drunk guy.
07:20He looks a little cracked out, but he seems like a nice kid.
07:22He is a nice kid. I'm a big Jetsky guy. Jetsky, like, it...
07:26You've already raised enough money. You've got a telethon for him already.
07:29My thing is, like, why not... I don't even know what that means.
07:32Why not just check yourself into the game? What do you care of Clemmer? Just go into the game.
07:37We do have a... We had a coach. Like, I don't know. I mean, it's still respect authority.
07:41Team sports. You're such a respect authority guy.
07:45You're turning, man.
07:47If we play this game again, boss.
07:48He'll call you and beg later. Don't worry.
07:50Oh, well, you're wearing a team port and everything. Are you playing for me?
07:53Yeah, I'm playing for you. I'm dying to play for you.
07:54You're not asking out. The coach, like...
07:57If Gus is in and Dave's coaching, he says you're in, you're in, right?
08:00You're right. And if I see Gus...
08:02Right, and then Kirk will play it up and then fucking...
08:04And I'll be in a fucking sling again. Like, it's a big fucking joke.
08:07When you break a fucking neck.
08:09Gus will be in the hospital if he does the bag bangs.
08:11Oh, we might break your neck. We'll see. I don't know.
08:13Yeah, exactly. You'd love that. You'd fucking love that.
08:16You'd love that.
08:16Absolutely. You shot well the other night. I told you you played a great game.
08:19I would have played you more.
08:20Chris Klum is now the general manager and director of basketball operations for us.
08:24I was watching and looking. I'm like, where is Bosco? He's the only one that gets...
08:26I agree.
08:27I mean, Gay Pat, awful. Marty, awful. Like, everybody awful.
08:33The cinema, maybe he came down from heaven and put a lid on the hook.
08:36Absolutely.
08:36So, like, it was wild.
08:37We go hate the cinema, but yeah.
08:39So, like, you know, I mean, we'll see.
08:41I mean, yeah, we are not waiting.
08:43I have a bunch of demands, obviously, because we have all the power of this time.
08:46Obviously.
08:47Well, we have all the power because we won.
08:49We don't have to do this again.
08:50These other guys don't work for the company.
08:53So, I'm not waiting a year to play.
08:55The temperatures are hot right now.
08:56A year from now, no one's going to fucking remember.
08:58I think you agree with that, Vigo, no?
08:59I thought it was reverse.
09:00I thought if you do, like, once a year, it builds up.
09:03But you tell me your demands.
09:04Like, they ask me.
09:05I'm not, like, I'm not going to lose sleep if it doesn't happen.
09:08But what are your demands?
09:09Same facility.
09:11Which is where?
09:13In Connecticut.
09:14Right outside of Hartford.
09:15Okay.
09:16Right in the middle.
09:17Seems fair enough.
09:18I want my announcers back calling the game.
09:20Those guys are unreal.
09:22Yeah, I like those announcers.
09:24Now, what's to prevent, like, you know, when I have the MLB package, I'm allowed to pick.
09:29Do I want the Red Sox announcers or the Yankees announcers?
09:32I mean, you could pick any two Jewish announcers you want, Dave.
09:35It's fine.
09:35That'll be fine.
09:36I'm sure it'll be in Hebrew during the game.
09:38I have a total on how many jokes you're going to make.
09:41We'll see if we go over.
09:42I have a total on how many times you'll pretend you're not sensitive better than you are sensitive.
09:45I'm already a one.
09:46That's not one.
09:47And now we're a two.
09:48So, and then I want.
09:49Hartford's humming today.
09:50I want the same officials as well.
09:53No.
09:54That's insane.
09:57Why?
09:57I mean, you guys, all I heard of is how terrible our team is.
10:00Awful, awful, awful.
10:01You couldn't fucking beat us.
10:02I mean, you had two extra guys on the court.
10:06You had two extra guys on the court.
10:07We got a lot of calls against us, too.
10:09I saw a clip on Roan.com that one of the best tried out for the minute.
10:13A hundred percent.
10:14A hundred percent.
10:16Those two guys might as well have been wearing minute-hand jerseys.
10:21I want the rosters locked in.
10:23I don't want any new players.
10:25I'm fine with that.
10:26Well, can we make a...
10:27Dave, you can't bring in, like, some fucking NBA-er.
10:30No, that's stupid.
10:31That's just dumb.
10:31No, no.
10:32I agree.
10:32I agree.
10:33Okay.
10:33So, I think we're...
10:34We can talk about the ref thing.
10:35So, I think we're pretty much on board.
10:36And I'd like our...
10:37You know, I'd like you to offer some sort of prize for our players.
10:40Because they're not, you know, some sort of compensation.
10:42A winning prize.
10:43More than fair.
10:45Yeah, yeah.
10:46I think that's fair.
10:47That's fair.
10:47What about Dana Beers?
10:49No, can't play.
10:50He's not in the New York office.
10:52He's a Chicago guy anyway.
10:53He's like Rico.
10:53Rico's begging to get there.
10:54But Dana's actually in Chicago.
10:55So, like, you know, the kind of...
10:57So, it's the same exact rosters.
10:59It's just a straight rematch.
11:01Straight, yeah.
11:01I don't think anybody is in it.
11:02I want it to be in, say, early August.
11:08Yeah, I mean, it's easier for me there.
11:10That's what I'm saying.
11:11Also that, yeah.
11:13You fine with that, Rico?
11:15I'd play for Dave.
11:16Okay.
11:16A good answer.
11:17We're going to have to get you on a treadmill.
11:20I agree.
11:20I'm having flashbacks right now to the Barstool Chicago office in September.
11:25When did we record that?
11:27I played for Dave.
11:28Yeah, that's what he does.
11:29That's what he does.
11:30We know.
11:31But believe me, Rico, I guarantee you two things.
11:33Number one, we're going to win.
11:34And number two, Rico's going to get hurt.
11:35Right.
11:36See, this will play well in court, Kurt.
11:39This will play well in court.
11:40Because you said it now three fucking times.
11:42Three fucking times.
11:44You're willing to fucking hurt me.
11:45That's low, and you fucking know it.
11:47Even for you.
11:47You do not fucking try to hurt someone on a basketball court.
11:50I apologize.
11:51I misspoke.
11:51You fucking don't.
11:52I misspoke.
11:53No, the court of law.
11:54I misspoke.
11:55So, we're going to try and kill you.
11:57We're going to try and kill you.
11:57There you go.
11:58Good.
11:58There you go.
11:59Good.
11:59We're going to use that against you in a court of law.
12:01Right.
12:01Yeah.
12:02Great.
12:02There you go.
12:03Yeah.
12:03And yes.
12:04Yes.
12:04Yes.
12:05It's going to be bad.
12:06I mean, he's going to get hurt.
12:07A torn ACL would suck in this game.
12:09Yes.
12:10And he'll sue me for what I said.
12:12But again, no surprise to this company.
12:14Words hurt.
12:15Words hurt.
12:15You can't say words anymore.
12:16That's Barstool New York.
12:18You can't say words.
12:18That should be.
12:19Have that in your shirt.
12:20We're going to have our own uniforms for that game.
12:21I'll just say that.
12:23Like Nazi?
12:24I'm not going to say what they are, but they will be all have the same uniform.
12:27Yeah.
12:27We'll be.
12:27Hugo Boss.
12:28We'll be marching in together as a team.
12:30Everyone has little mustaches.
12:31That's how we do it.
12:32That's how we do it.
12:33I'll tell you.
12:33Make one guy on that team very happy.
12:35Yeah.
12:36Since they play well in that game.
12:37I would say, Rico, can you have a little sense of humor?
12:39I'm not going to try and hurt you, dummy.
12:40We're trying to have some fucking fun here.
12:41But you already did.
12:42You sent out that rolling fucking snack-caught scumbag last year and fucked me for the whole
12:48summer.
12:48The one bone I've broken in 37 years.
12:51That kid should not fucking play.
12:53He's a liar fucking ability.
12:54And you fucking know it.
12:56It's true.
12:57He is right.
12:58Do I own this team, Whit?
12:59Holy shit.
13:00Oh, my God.
13:02You're in their heads.
13:03Well, I do think that crackle Rico.
13:04You do have a human injury guy on your team.
13:07Yeah.
13:07That's right.
13:08Your excuse is just he can't control himself.
13:10Which is kind of a tough excuse.
13:12My excuse is he's part of the team.
13:14And when you're on my team, you're on my team.
13:16I don't.
13:16You know, that's a part of the team.
13:18And if Rico's in the game, he'll be in the game.
13:21Right.
13:21There is.
13:22I mean, my four-year-old Wyatt right now has trouble controlling his body.
13:25Gus is third.
13:26I mean, Gus is mentally disabled.
13:27It's also sort of like, in a way, a heroic tale, if you look at it that way.
13:32Like, he's battling with severe mental disabilities.
13:34It was his big wish to be on the team.
13:36Right.
13:36Yeah.
13:37Rico, I think you just fucking dummy him.
13:39I'm like, you're bigger than him, stronger than him.
13:41That's what I mean.
13:41Fight back.
13:42Jesus Christ.
13:42Everyone's hitting everybody.
13:45I mean, I didn't see.
13:47Small basketball.
13:48Obviously, the cheap shot he had on Rico was brutal the year before.
13:51I didn't see.
13:52Still haven't seen a good angle on that.
13:53I didn't see too much the other day.
13:57Because he only played a minute, Dave.
13:59But leading up to mine, he had three fucking tabletops on guys.
14:03Then he started the brawl in the other thing.
14:06Yeah.
14:07No, he's trash.
14:09What other thing?
14:10The whole fight that started this whole thing when you guys did that.
14:14Galvanized the team again.
14:15Yeah.
14:15This is why we're a team.
14:16You guys are.
14:17And maybe Dave will do a good job.
14:18You guys are super eye-eye refs, bitching, bitching, bitching, bitching, bitching.
14:21I will say, Marty, after every shot, every shot, Marty was complaining.
14:26I mean, the bottom line is Team New York missed 9,000 layups.
14:31Like, layups.
14:32Like, right at the rim, layups, missed free throws, missed everything.
14:35I mean, Kirk tried to choke it away with that missed free throw,
14:38give you guys a shot back in it, couldn't take advantage.
14:40I did the right thing.
14:41I tried to keep it close for content.
14:42I'm a content guy.
14:43That's why.
14:43You know, Grant Horvath would have made that.
14:45But I do think.
14:46I know what to do in the right spot.
14:47I do think Clemmer wanted, was rooting for you guys and coached him that way.
14:52A hundred percent.
14:53I agree with that.
14:55And, I mean, to be the GM of first team.
14:57He's the director of basketball operations for.
14:59And, by the way, I'll announce this as well now.
15:00I hope you're okay with this.
15:02Well, actually, I have something to say to you, though, about that.
15:05I was honored, right?
15:07Kirk writes me, I need you to be the assistant coach on this team.
15:09I said, I really love the idea.
15:13I know you're going to make me go to practice.
15:14He said, one practice and on the bench at the game.
15:16I said, done.
15:17But I've changed it because I have a request similar to you.
15:22I'll do this if you play in the Ryder Cup.
15:25Ooh.
15:28No.
15:29Get the fuck out of here.
15:30I'm not playing games of your request.
15:32Shut up.
15:32Oh, fuck.
15:33You get requests?
15:34Every request.
15:35Every fucking week.
15:36I'm supposed to be 1130 on Thursday.
15:38Hey, can we do 10?
15:38Can we do 11 on Wednesday?
15:39Can we do that?
15:40I fucking play ball every week for you two idiots.
15:43You're too late.
15:44You already agreed.
15:44You're hired.
15:45You're a fucking assistant coach.
15:46And a week ago, unnamed ended, Whitney sends me some text or something more on a bar stool
15:50saying the clubs have been sent.
15:51It's a week later.
15:52I have no fucking golf clubs.
15:54That guy.
15:55Who is this idiot?
15:56I have no clubs, Dave.
15:57No clubs.
15:58You shouldn't have clubs.
15:59You're not playing.
16:00Those clubs show up.
16:01I might play.
16:02I get no clubs.
16:03It sounded legit to me.
16:07Was he fucking walking these clubs from New York?
16:11Connor.
16:12Watching unnamed.
16:13Toe Kirk.
16:13His new TaylorMade clubs are being delivered to his house.
16:15Everything he wanted included.
16:17Put the order in the other day.
16:18He didn't say next week, I guess.
16:20What house?
16:22I mean, that's easy enough.
16:23They must have your address.
16:24That's easy enough to track down.
16:26If he said put in the order the other day, you'll see.
16:28There should be a trail of when he did it.
16:32I did think they'd be here by this show.
16:33Are you delivering them?
16:34Jesus.
16:34I don't know.
16:34You never know.
16:35Are they?
16:36Are they?
16:36I have no idea.
16:37Are they custom?
16:38They should fucking better be.
16:39For me, they better be.
16:41But yeah.
16:41Yeah.
16:41Yes.
16:42Yes.
16:42I'll do that.
16:43If the clubs show up, I'll do it.
16:45Okay.
16:46Awesome.
16:46This guy does like 180.
16:49And I want to see what the prize money is for the basketball game, too.
16:51That's the other thing.
16:53Yeah.
16:53It has to.
16:53It has to be some money involved in that.
16:55Yeah.
16:56Yeah.
16:58Yeah.
16:59Gabe, what makes you think you're going to be that different than Clemmer?
17:01Like putting pressure on guys?
17:03That's a tough question.
17:04I can't.
17:06Well, the guy right here was the best player who didn't play.
17:09So that's for starters.
17:11Well, yeah.
17:12That's not going to happen on my watch.
17:14Guys aren't going to ask out of the game.
17:16We're also going to probably like, I mean, they could get to the hoop anytime.
17:20They missed a lot of layups.
17:22They're better.
17:23Like, Barstow, New York is better, more athletic than...
17:27They're more athletic.
17:28They're not a better team than more athletic.
17:29Yeah.
17:29But to play like one-on-one, like he's saying, or to be a team, that's like, that's a huge
17:34difference.
17:35They're not that good where they can just go one-on-one.
17:37If you just put Bosco in the corner and let him shoot more, they win the game.
17:41That's a lot of faith.
17:42I don't know.
17:42I mean, maybe he...
17:43Maybe Bosco is not as locked in as he is that day.
17:46He shot very well.
17:48He played very...
17:48He played very...
17:49How many shots did you...
17:50Bosco attempted maybe two shots when I watched the entire half.
17:54Two of five, 40% from three.
17:56And by the way, that's like 180% for what people are shooting that game.
18:01Hey, Dave, you're seeing the light.
18:03Oats, volume shots, right?
18:05A lot of threes.
18:07So, I mean, they couldn't hit anything, and he's two of five from three.
18:11Turn over or turn overs?
18:14Well, the one you texted me about and said...
18:16Yeah, turn over, though.
18:17Let's use the correct verbiage.
18:20Rico, who was the worst player in New York City?
18:23We lost as a team.
18:24The entire team.
18:25We lost as a team.
18:26I don't know what the hell...
18:28Hubs was getting a lot of minutes for doing nothing.
18:31Ken Jack, I think.
18:32Probably, right?
18:32No?
18:33I don't even know who's...
18:34He only played two minutes.
18:35Oh, is he the worst player?
18:36I mean, Rico, somebody should be the worst player.
18:38No, the team lost.
18:39That's the mentality.
18:41I mean, obviously, the guy, Mike from Providence, very good.
18:45He was your best player.
18:46Matt, Matt, but he was shooting a lot.
18:50Yeah.
18:50We got it.
18:51That's poor Rico's point.
18:51Wait for the show.
18:52Clemmer, this is what Clemmer was doing.
18:54If you're off camera, this is all you saw at Clemmer.
19:01Clemmer was...
19:02I mean, Clemmer was just rooting for Kirk's team.
19:05A hundred percent.
19:06Clemmer's a piece of shit.
19:08He always has to.
19:08Oh, shut the fuck up.
19:09He's always been a piece of shit.
19:11Shut up.
19:11You know what Clemmer was doing?
19:13He redid his sleep video where he's just laying there, all around sleeping.
19:18Has a baseball encyclopedia with him?
19:20Yeah, paying no attention to what's going on in the court.
19:23And then he quits five seconds after the game's over and joins you guys.
19:26That was my favorite clip in unnamed history.
19:28Remember when we thought he was getting up, but he went back down?
19:30Yeah.
19:31Until we got that.
19:32How many motherfucking Jews have to die?
19:35That took over.
19:36So, yeah.
19:37So, sometime in early August, we'll figure out the date.
19:39The good thing about Hartford Rico is tons of great hospitals.
19:41You can go in for your surgery the next day, get your knee taken care of.
19:44Right.
19:45It should be great.
19:46Rico, we're going to defend our guys.
19:48If Gus comes after him, we're not...
19:50The excuse of he's an idiot or he can't control himself is not going to fly.
19:56But here's the other thing, Dave.
19:57Yeah, but you, Dave, I mean, at 38, you're not getting hurt, right?
20:01You walk on that court, Dave.
20:02I don't care if you own the company.
20:03You're like anybody else.
20:04If you try and interject, you're getting knocked on your ass, too.
20:07What are you talking about?
20:08So, stay on the sideline is what I'm saying.
20:09You walk on the court.
20:11I'm the coach, Kirk.
20:11You walk on the court, you're a player.
20:13You walk your foot, you go on the court, you're going to get knocked on.
20:15What, do you think I'm going to be the one doing it?
20:17Back to the ref conversation.
20:18Get off my court.
20:19You don't know me now.
20:19Back to the ref conversation.
20:21I think those two refs are fine.
20:22Because if you're up 15-2, why would we have to switch the refs?
20:26Yeah, a lot of excuses.
20:27A lot of excuses.
20:29We should have been shooting about 37 seconds into the game.
20:33There were fouls that we got into the lane and you impeded progress to the point that
20:38the ball was turned over.
20:39That's you.
20:40You didn't go to the basket.
20:43That's my game.
20:45Mokey and Morty went to the basket every time I got assaulted.
20:47Those two guys are Minifans.
20:49That fat guy, Minifans.
20:50Right.
20:50Well, a lot of people are.
20:51You don't think so, Dave, but we have plenty.
20:52So, I mean.
20:53Well, that's debatable.
20:54We'll see.
20:55But, I mean, I would like to, you know, I'd like to have them back.
20:58They're loud and they're vocal, but there's not many of them.
21:01I know.
21:02I know.
21:02You don't want me to work here anymore.
21:03But I will say, you know, we'll have any, you know, any refs we're open to, it's fine.
21:08But they have to be neutral because I don't want, you know.
21:10That's all we want.
21:10Neutral refs.
21:12How the fuck are we going to find neutral refs in this?
21:15Yeah.
21:15I can help you out.
21:16I know some guys who were signed.
21:17Oh, that's real neutral.
21:18First of all, by the way, by the way.
21:19Rico is.
21:21What do you want me to do?
21:22Rico said he was friends with one of the refs.
21:25He went to the same college as me a couple years ahead.
21:28No, you said you were friends with him.
21:28You said you were friends with him.
21:29But he tried out for your team.
21:31So, right.
21:31And you're friends with him.
21:32I'm not.
21:33And how quick.
21:33It is a little crazy that one of the refs tried out for you.
21:36I don't know the guy's name.
21:36He tried out for the team.
21:38That's a little bit crazy.
21:39I guess.
21:40That's a great story behind me.
21:42Crazy.
21:42I have a Burr account.
21:43I'll go after a guy's wife at the company.
21:44It's crazy.
21:45I don't know if it's crazy.
21:45I'm going to referee a game.
21:47Different levels of crazy.
21:48We'll see.
21:50We'll find out.
21:50But early August.
21:51This game.
21:51This last game was for cinema.
21:53We still love him.
21:53But this game is going to be.
21:55Like, we're going to get ugly.
21:56This game is going to be ugly.
21:57Yeah.
21:57This could be the end.
21:58Yeah.
21:59Yeah.
21:59Ugly.
22:00I mean, this is their mental tactics.
22:02But as crazy as Kirk is, he's not intentionally going to hurt you.
22:05Now, Gus.
22:06Their excuse is he's a built-in idiot.
22:09So, you may have to knock out a couple teeth.
22:11That's fine.
22:12Yeah.
22:12Yeah.
22:12You go to the lane.
22:13I mean, we're smaller.
22:14Dave, I'm on a no-tolerance physical.
22:17Not in this game.
22:17Is that waived?
22:19Yeah.
22:19That'll be waived.
22:20Oh.
22:21Oh.
22:21Oh, no.
22:22Oh, no.
22:23Fatso is going to come after us.
22:25No, he called you Fatso.
22:27It's Fatso.
22:27Well, we're weight shaming now.
22:29Well, you're hair shaming on the show.
22:32Did you cut your hair?
22:33Yeah.
22:34I shaved.
22:34Oh, I'm bald on purpose now.
22:35You call me bald.
22:36I'm like, you stole it.
22:37You're actually bald as well.
22:39It's fake.
22:40That's just absolutely not true.
22:41You had fake answer.
22:42You had surgery for it.
22:43Yeah, 100%.
22:44I embrace my baldness.
22:45I'm not afraid of it.
22:46It's fine.
22:47You didn't have it last week.
22:48I've never dyed my hair.
22:49That's not true.
22:50One time.
22:50You know, that's not true.
22:51One time.
22:53All right, Rico.
22:53Enjoy.
22:54Enjoy the summer.
22:54Get your, you know, your arms and legs.
22:56Enjoy.
22:56We do have to get in the try.
22:57I thought you weren't playing because you were out of breath.
23:00Oh, come on, Dave.
23:01Rico played very well.
23:02He played very well.
23:03I know.
23:04That was the glaring thing.
23:05It's like, where the hell's Bosco?
23:06He's the best shooter in the gym.
23:07Absolutely.
23:08Should have shot more.
23:11I need a roster because I'm not 100% sure who's on the team.
23:16I like that.
23:17I don't even think you'd be able to pick, like, these guys out of a lineup,
23:20some of them.
23:21You don't know anyone.
23:22Of course.
23:23Who?
23:23All right, I'll give it to you.
23:24You want the roster?
23:25Yeah.
23:26Me, Jetski, Romano, Marty, Mulcahy, Hubs, Ken Jack, and I think I'm missing an eighth.
23:39Yeah.
23:39Clemmer was a good.
23:40Yeah, so.
23:40So, you guys had eight guys?
23:42Pretty sure, yeah.
23:43Yeah, who you're forgetting?
23:44So, who are you forgetting?
23:45Somebody.
23:45Pat.
23:45Pat.
23:46Pat.
23:46There you go.
23:47Right.
23:47Now, is Pat good or does he have a bad game?
23:50Because he sucked.
23:53Rico?
23:53We lost as a team.
23:54We lost as a team.
23:55So, he's not good.
23:56Yeah, that's a...
23:57No, he didn't...
23:57Listen, he'll say he didn't play well.
23:59Missed a couple of layups.
24:00He's pretty good.
24:01I also think he hadn't played in a little while.
24:03He's still coming back from the arm or whatever.
24:04He's fine.
24:05Yeah, he's got size.
24:06He plays...
24:07He's tired from the baby crying on the plane.
24:09He'll be fine.
24:09He'll be better with more practice and playing, for sure.
24:12For sure.
24:14All right.
24:14Here we go.
24:16Here we go.
24:19It is surprising, though.
24:20I actually feel...
24:21This is this.
24:22This is one of our first shows, I think.
24:25Wasn't it?
24:26Wait a minute.
24:26Wait a minute.
24:26What'd you...
24:27Just put the book away.
24:31This is what I'm talking about.
24:33This is what I'm talking about.
24:34That's what he...
24:35That's when you're explaining why you canceled it.
24:39He moved the book.
24:42By the way, your hair in that clip, Whitney, was outrageously dark.
24:48Never dyed my hair.
24:49Is that right?
24:50Put that back up.
24:51Never dyed it.
24:53I've never...
24:53It always looks like that on these cameras.
24:56That is outrageously dark.
24:58It's painted.
24:59I'm forever.
25:00People come up to me.
25:01Looks...
25:01The dye looks good.
25:02At the rink, I haven't dyed my hair.
25:06See?
25:08Oh, okay.
25:08So you agree, though?
25:09I'm willing to have the...
25:10But the referees have to be done by an independent committee.
25:13Yeah, I'm fine with that.
25:14Okay.
25:14We'll do it in early August.
25:15How the fuck are we going to do that?
25:16I mean, yeah.
25:16How are we going to find two referees?
25:19The referee the other day, at the beginning of the game, he made a bad call.
25:22I went up to him.
25:22I chest bumped him and called him a fat fuck.
25:25I need refs like that.
25:27Yeah, you can't have a ref who tried out for your team.
25:29I don't think that's, like, that big of a bar to set.
25:32Well, Rico was saying...
25:33Rico's like, I text him all the time.
25:35Yeah.
25:35All right, fine.
25:36We should get one Jewish and one Palestinian ref.
25:39That seems fair to me.
25:40Fine.
25:41Okay.
25:41That seems fair.
25:42Deal.
25:42You regret last week when you said you thought it might get clipped.
25:45That's why you didn't want to say it.
25:46It turns out you were wrong.
25:46It was barely clipped at all.
25:48It was only 70 billion fucking things.
25:51Yeah.
25:52Yeah.
25:53I mean, I was obviously really mad.
25:56Never seen you that mad.
25:58No, I've been mad like that.
26:00I know.
26:00I haven't seen it.
26:01Blind Mike can get me into that rage.
26:03It's just the Minahan world that makes you that mad.
26:05You just don't yell at employees like that, Dave.
26:08That's not the way.
26:08I do.
26:09Thank you, Kirk, for losing it on Justin two days later.
26:13I gave you one.
26:14I gave you one.
26:15Do you know how perfect something has to be?
26:19Both Dez Bryant and Jason Whitlock were like, they won't backtrack against anything.
26:26They did the Simpson into the bushes.
26:28Like, all right, maybe we don't know what the fuck we're talking about.
26:30No, he's like, if that was in the last 48 to 72 hours, I take it all back.
26:36Well, I stand by.
26:36I stand by.
26:37I think I was right in the argument.
26:38Dave's the key was right.
26:39But the one thing I didn't care when he yelled at that doesn't matter.
26:42We have that kind of relationship where like a hundred percent matter to me.
26:45I don't know what people are like.
26:47It was funny, though, because people are like, this poor guy.
26:50Like, this is like you were just a little kid.
26:53It was just a crook all over it.
26:54Oh, I loved it.
26:55God did.
26:56I love it.
26:56I couldn't even I couldn't even keep it for two days.
26:58I could have run.
26:59I could have run.
27:00Because I know I was so happy when I know you were.
27:03I know you were.
27:04Oh, it gas.
27:06He's like, I love it.
27:07Like, it's just absolutely perfect.
27:10But yeah, I mean, everything.
27:12It was the same thing.
27:13It's like you work for me.
27:14Oh, his was 10.
27:15His was worse.
27:17I was blacked out.
27:18I was mad.
27:19His mind was like, I don't know what, five to 10 seconds.
27:22This was like a minute of just going at him.
27:26So whatever.
27:27If you're a show, I mean, everything gets.
27:30It is what it is.
27:31It was.
27:31But even for this was like mega viral.
27:34This just went everywhere.
27:36That correct.
27:37Yeah.
27:37But I mean, I actually have never seen Dave for two days.
27:43Like you were getting bludgeoned on tweets.
27:46I'm like, holy shit.
27:47Is this the end of him?
27:49Please.
27:49I get bludgeoned 24 seven now.
27:52No, no, no.
27:53All.
27:53Yes.
27:54Yes.
27:54I do.
27:55Wait.
27:56Now you're going after.
27:56Maybe DM, but all your replies aren't like they were.
28:00Cliff, why?
28:01What are you saying?
28:02The green ball thing.
28:03The.
28:04Oh, good luck.
28:05You keep taking the ass.
28:07Yeah.
28:07Yeah.
28:08Well, I said, no, I, no disrespect.
28:10I mean, that guy.
28:12Yeah.
28:13That was a crazy tweet, too.
28:14It was like 15.
28:15It was a novel.
28:16It's like green.
28:17What do you think I'm doing here?
28:18I'm like sitting by the water.
28:20I see this fucking guy.
28:21He's got millions of followers.
28:23He's way off.
28:24So I fucking wrote something back.
28:26It took me five minutes.
28:28Do you.
28:30Michelangelo.
28:31Who is Michelangelo?
28:34You're fucking Austin piling in on Austin buried that guy.
28:37This kid's one of the worst ever do it.
28:40He was so bad.
28:41He couldn't even do the edit, the rundown.
28:43I had to fire him from the rundown, but I'm, I didn't fire him for the company because you
28:47really have to stink to do that.
28:49But he just whines.
28:51Why?
28:52For three years.
28:53I don't know how long he hasn't worked here, but he just, he's one of those guys, a little
28:56blind Mike ish.
28:58He'll, he'll pipe up, say something.
29:01And then he'll be like, why are you getting mad at me?
29:04Like what did I do?
29:05Mike's been, Mike's been killing you on this.
29:07Like he's the old Dave Porter.
29:08No free speech.
29:09Like, Oh, I haven't seen that.
29:11Oh, thank God.
29:12I try to avoid it because I know like blind Mike's one of those rare individuals.
29:17I hate him so much.
29:20Just the thought of him triggers me.
29:22Just thinking about it when he was sitting in Milton with that magnifying glass because
29:27he can't see the computer working, literally getting like, Hey, can you do this thing?
29:31It takes him all day because he can't see and being like so bad at his job that I didn't,
29:37he couldn't work here.
29:38Not because he's blind because he sucks.
29:41And then he's always lobbing grenades and then be like, Whoa, is me.
29:45Yeah.
29:45He just drives me nuts.
29:47Yeah.
29:47So I'm glad I haven't seen it.
29:49Yeah.
29:49Yeah.
29:50I know it's been bad.
29:51I haven't seen it.
29:53If you threw a wallet at his face, he did.
29:55That was to test if he was blind.
29:58And by the way, he's blind.
30:00He's by the way, Whitney, he was so bad at his interview.
30:04There was no way he was getting hired.
30:06He's the one.
30:07He's like, I'm blind.
30:07You can make fun of it.
30:08I'm like, we can, then maybe you have some value.
30:11Hmm.
30:12Hmm.
30:13Okay.
30:14Okay.
30:14Do you, do you regret anything last week, just from a take overall?
30:18Cause I mean, you, you have kind of done a little, cause you were saying at the time
30:22you like, stop telling jokes.
30:24No, I was never saying, I don't want to, I don't want to revisit this that much.
30:27And I know Whitney wants to weigh in on it, but it was, but it was, and then you sort
30:31of, I think you knew that was wrong.
30:32You did kind of move the narrative.
30:33We were talking about the Mick kid, right?
30:37Like my point, which I 100% stand by and maintain.
30:43If you make a joke right after like, you're an asshole, the Jews, you're an anti-Semitic
30:50asshole.
30:50Like there's a time and a place.
30:52I, and, and I stand by that.
30:55There's nothing that I've said.
30:56I stand by a hundred percent.
30:58We disagree.
30:59You don't think that necessarily equates.
31:01I think it does.
31:02I don't.
31:02I think you should be able to say what you want when you want.
31:04Like within, like you knock, I can't say I'm going to go over to.
31:0826 main street and murder this individual person.
31:10But I think you should be able to say something and you, but you should be able to call him
31:13an asshole.
31:13That's right.
31:14But I, you, where there's different is, I just don't think you, you like people use
31:20a semantic game and what drove me nuts and not to revisit it, it, because I know you
31:24don't think this is going back to the skinny gene and going back to, I knew I was going
31:29to trigger you when I said that, but they're not, they're totally not related.
31:31That's what somebody like that Mick kid would do.
31:33Well, no, I think, I think it's, but I do think then, no, I think it's a parallel.
31:37Like I think, cause I don't think you saying that leads to anything.
31:40Just like, I don't think somebody on Twitter saying that leads to, we just, we're going
31:43to go back.
31:43I made the joke, but I made the joke in air.
31:46Like there wasn't anything like the, the singing, the lyric was to announce a Super
31:50bowl party at our event.
31:51But I understand that this kid, Mick tweeted at me like after an event directly to me being
31:57like, Hey, fuck you.
31:59So just being a troll, but right.
32:00And I only think being a troll is not the same as being anti-Semitic, but again, we're
32:03just going to argue.
32:04So this will never change.
32:05We disagree.
32:06I agree with, I stand by everything.
32:07I haven't like, I, maybe my tweet didn't cross when I was yelling, but I stand by everything
32:12I said.
32:12Your haters kind of went after you for saying that that girl's boat would be blown up by a missile.
32:17Oh, Greta.
32:18Yeah.
32:18Yeah.
32:19That is the fucking worst.
32:20I believe she was taken.
32:21She was taken.
32:22I feel, I'll be honest.
32:23I've said this.
32:23I don't know if I said it last week.
32:24I feel like she's like one of these kid actors who never had a chance.
32:27I think her parents like just.
32:29This girl's the worst.
32:31She's not a lot of fun.
32:32Like you sail into a war zone.
32:34She fucking got a sandwich and got sent back like to where she came from.
32:40Like she's the worst.
32:42So yes, that went viral too.
32:45Dave says you can't make jokes.
32:47She's like, I want to hate a missile knocking down that boat.
32:49By the way.
32:50I'm not kidding.
32:51It wasn't a joke.
32:52Sail into a war zone.
32:55You're, you just sailed into a war zone.
32:58Yeah.
32:59It's like getting involved in the KMS New York city basketball game.
33:02It's a little bit similar.
33:03It's very much like going into the middle East.
33:05It's weird.
33:06Women like in the middle of something, it gets like something like this.
33:08It gets viral.
33:09It's interesting.
33:09People seem to like it.
33:10People maybe shouldn't include me more into these.
33:12That's why I just dragged you into the writer's cup.
33:14You know, I don't know.
33:15Who knows?
33:15I, I, I, who knows who's to say, uh, what else?
33:19Well, speaking of the internet, potential Francis is back.
33:23This is back in the tournament.
33:24I would tell him to go fuck themselves over him.
33:26But Hey, I think he said he's going to blow up the company.
33:29If, if, if, if he's, this one's rescinded Dave, how is he now back in?
33:33Which is great news for me.
33:34Another friend in town.
33:35Yeah.
33:36More.
33:36You didn't let Kirk play.
33:38I don't know how many times I can say the same thing.
33:43I am not responsible for the final list.
33:46Well, I think you're responsible for Josh Richards being in it.
33:49Yeah.
33:49He was always in it.
33:50Yeah.
33:50Right.
33:50That's what I'm saying.
33:51So he was also in like the creator classic of the PGA.
33:55He also has like 25 million followers.
33:57I'm not arguing that.
33:58That's never been the, that's never been my point.
34:00That's never been my point.
34:01I'm fine with it.
34:02It's going to stink, but I'm fine with it.
34:03Um, well, I mean, we, we, we did go viral during the argument too.
34:08I mean, it was like 5 million.
34:09Very funny.
34:10Boys.
34:11I'm just, I'm just, if you could have been in my brain, it was like, he was,
34:15you just seemed like a war.
34:16He wouldn't like a war course.
34:18My wife's like, how did you not even like make a face?
34:21I was like, cause at the beginning, I'm like, all right,
34:23these guys are going to have it out.
34:24Then it got serious.
34:25I'm like, Oh shit.
34:26I don't want to laugh at one thing.
34:28The one guy says, I ain't got to laugh at the one thing.
34:30The other guy says.
34:31And then I was like, the Oilers play.
34:33In like eight hours.
34:34And I just, that also played a funny stuff.
34:37That also played a factor in why I was,
34:39I was heightened coming in because the Colorado shit just happened.
34:43So it was like, and I hadn't said anything about it.
34:45So I was already on def content of like being mad.
34:49And then it really, what did it was when, which, and I know Kirk,
34:54like I, he said, it's, I don't think he's, I, he, when he said, well,
34:57you made old jokes.
34:58I know he doesn't think that way.
34:59I thought of it running that morning.
35:01And I was like, it's going to piss him off.
35:02I was pretty happy.
35:03And I thought of it.
35:04Yeah.
35:05People did say I was so uncomfortable that I did the fake mic adjustment.
35:10I muted it before I took a sip of my, my,
35:12it did happen early in the show.
35:13You know who the only people actually, who are like weirdly on my side,
35:18minifans.
35:19They're like of all the people.
35:21Yeah.
35:21Cause they hate Mick.
35:22I think that this is about, it's the biggest piece of shit.
35:26Loser.
35:26This kid, Mick, apparently your crowd hates this.
35:28That's what led to the argument when he snapped is that I think Justin was
35:32so disgusted.
35:33Justin hates him.
35:34That he was doing this for me.
35:35Not just Justin.
35:36I was going to be like, this guy, this guy, he's a polarizing guy.
35:39He's a polarizing guy.
35:41Well, I believe Mick has a law firm and he's, he's coming at you.
35:44Correct.
35:45He's considering it.
35:46I mean, yeah, he's, he's weighing his options.
35:47He's like, this is, it actually helps crystallize it because I sit,
35:52I'm like, I guess he's a, he's like a bus boy at some restaurant.
35:55It's like, these are the people who sits around and it's like,
36:00it's like the get like, you know, he's just hates his life.
36:03That's fine.
36:05Not, not, as I said to you,
36:07I gave you the opportunity to speak to him and you were thinking about it.
36:09I texted you over the weekend.
36:11Oh yeah.
36:12Kirk texted me.
36:13He goes, uh, Mick has demands.
36:16He will not partake in any barstool events unless he speaks to Dave.
36:20He'd like to have a conversation as the coach of the team.
36:22I felt like I had to do my duty as a coach.
36:24Clemmer wouldn't have done that.
36:24But when did he relent on that?
36:25Because he was at the game.
36:27Say, what about cinema overall?
36:29Besides money.
36:31If our team, team KMS gets it done,
36:34you go on the beyond average Mick podcast.
36:36I'd have to think that always the,
36:38always the problem with things like this is he has nothing in his entire life
36:45that he would give to me.
36:48He has to drop the lawsuit.
36:49It's a convert to Judaism.
36:53Now, what could he do?
36:55There's, there's nothing like someone like him has nothing to offer me in any.
37:00Well, maybe he'll think of something.
37:03Let me try to think.
37:04I will say during the screaming matches,
37:06I was sitting there like a complete goon.
37:09I've never at, at any point was like,
37:11Oh, these two won't be friends after though.
37:13Like I was like, this is just.
37:15Oh, I don't like, I don't want people watching.
37:17I thought the show was done that the last few months.
37:21I don't like, I'm not saying that he can yell.
37:23We can yell at each other.
37:24I don't like, like Dave right now, but we can, but like, we can yell at each other.
37:28I don't like them, but you know what the difference though,
37:30between me and Kirk is.
37:32I know the whole time Kirk and I will be fine with it.
37:36Kirk will yell at somebody like that.
37:38Who, who cannot take it.
37:40That's true.
37:40That's fair.
37:41That's fair.
37:42That's fair.
37:43And I will like Dave at the end,
37:44but I'm annoyed with him right now.
37:45Cause he's taking some cheap shots lately at me, but that's okay.
37:47What?
37:48Anti-Semitic.
37:50That's a chicken fry thing still pisses me off.
37:53The fire thing a couple of last week on the phone.
37:56So, yeah, but I'll get over it.
37:57Like, you know me, I'll show.
37:58Last night on the phone.
37:59Last week on the phone.
38:00Before I knew.
38:00I was trying not, I was trying to tell you that this was like something.
38:04I, I, I shouldn't even give you a heads up.
38:06You probably like plotted against me.
38:08Like, oh, he's really upset about this.
38:09You actually would have been better off not doing it.
38:10But I was trying to, because you're like, some things you can handle.
38:12I gave you a tip off.
38:14Like, hey, this is a sensitive thing for me right now.
38:16So leading up to the, uh, and I think this, this still stands true.
38:20Leading up to when we did Bob does sports, uh, matches with chicklets.
38:24Let's get back.
38:25There's a group chat with them.
38:27With who?
38:27And with the Bob does sports and chicklets guys.
38:30And they sent the picture of me sitting there like that.
38:33So I've never seen a guy want out so bad.
38:35I said, none of this happens.
38:37If you guys let Kirk in the tourney, it's probably true.
38:39And it's a hundred percent true.
38:41That's what led all of this off.
38:43I'm going to get him at some point.
38:45I'm going to get him.
38:47Which is, explains like everything.
38:50Sure.
38:51Explains why I should be in it and why I shouldn't be in it.
38:55I would agree with that.
38:56Yeah, exactly.
38:57That is, that is true.
38:59You know, uh, we'll be doing the show together next week, Dave.
39:03I think it's, we'll be in Chicago.
39:04Yeah.
39:04For the dozen, right?
39:05Yes.
39:06Which I think is the, so we go, we go eight to four next week.
39:09And then the final four is the week after in Boston.
39:11Right.
39:12Yeah.
39:12How do you feel?
39:13No, no team has ever repeated, by the way.
39:16Both those guys are great.
39:17We had, we had a great.
39:18And he's on a roll right now.
39:19Yeah.
39:19Eddie and Clemmer are awesome.
39:22So you don't really get much.
39:23Like, what are you good at that?
39:25Dave.
39:25They're, they carry us.
39:26I am like, let me put this, but Rico was on their team before me.
39:31And they were like two and eight.
39:33So they were horrible because they were indecisive.
39:36They didn't know answers.
39:37So I, I, I help.
39:38I can read them both.
39:40Well, like, yeah, you're a good captain of who's right.
39:43And answers and using lifelines.
39:45As far as knowing the answers to the questions, I did get the final question
39:49that won the whole walk-off answer last year.
39:51It was true.
39:52And, and the coach of New York city being on Kirk's dozen team is that's
39:57another interesting element.
39:59I do think you can make the case of Clemmer's a minute fan.
40:01I'm willing to hear that conversation, but you know, I mean,
40:05you're looking at the last two captains of the championship teams in the
40:08dozen.
40:08So we'll see.
40:09And we're back in it.
40:10So that'll be good.
40:10That's next week at Chicago.
40:11I know they'll have the brackets will be up.
40:13They're up now.
40:14We play the Frank.
40:14That's first.
40:15You know, you play first Dave or no, I'm sure we do.
40:17I don't know, but that's a good game.
40:19So that's next week.
40:19Yeah.
40:20I was on Roan show this morning.
40:21Oh, here it is right here.
40:22Okay.
40:23So who do you play first?
40:24Oh, you play the yak.
40:25That's a good matchup.
40:26Yeah.
40:26Oh, there you go.
40:27Okay.
40:28So that's next week.
40:29Who's on the riders.
40:30That's Rico Kelly and Kevin.
40:33Oh yeah.
40:35They play Brandon.
40:35Seamus role right now.
40:36So there you go.
40:36That's next week.
40:37Um, also Willie Compton will be in office.
40:40He'll be back.
40:41Oh yeah.
40:41That was, I thought that Taylor thing was, that was AI.
40:44I thought it was, was that 50 cent?
40:46Who did that that time?
40:47Yeah, that was real.
40:48I mean, I said, you're not a lefty, right?
40:50He's like, no, I can explain.
40:51We haven't talked though.
40:52I watched it like a hundred times to see.
40:55It was clear.
40:56It was, it was real.
41:00It was a professional athlete.
41:03What do you know?
41:03He's a lefty.
41:04That's, I just think he's a righty.
41:05He doesn't know.
41:06No, but you can't even throw lefty.
41:08I'd still, you would be able to do that.
41:09I saw him like working out on it after he was throwing the ball.
41:12Okay.
41:13But yeah, I mean, pretty good.
41:14The other thing, by the way, my height is quite viral.
41:17I actually, let me see real quick.
41:19I just like, watch this one time.
41:21Great windup.
41:22Yeah.
41:22Because I don't even think it slips.
41:26There's a little pace on it.
41:28It's almost good.
41:29We got rid of him today.
41:30Oh, Jesus.
41:30Yeah.
41:30I can't have that rep.
41:31No, I've, I've always said you're short.
41:34I don't, you're not five, five, which are you're not five, 10 either.
41:39I don't think.
41:39Yeah.
41:40Five, eight, five, seven and a half.
41:43Are you like busting balls right now?
41:45What?
41:45I would say five, nine, maybe.
41:47No, because the tippy toes thing has always been like around.
41:52Like, I think that just came to light because of that video.
41:54Well, how tall are you?
41:55What's your, what does it say in your license?
41:58That doesn't count.
41:59Like, I know, I know, but I want to say what he, I want to know what he thinks it is.
42:02I am.
42:02He thinks five, 11.
42:03I'm far closer to six feet than I am five, eight.
42:07No, you're not.
42:08No, you're not.
42:09I'm like five, 11, five, 10.
42:11I'm taller than you.
42:12All right.
42:13Five, 11.
42:14So you're five, what?
42:16Five, 10 and a half.
42:18No shoes on.
42:20You're telling me we get, you're five, 10 and a half.
42:23Yeah, I am.
42:25What are you, an idiot?
42:2612, 24, 36, 40, 60.
42:28Did you watch last week?
42:2970 and a half inches.
42:31That would be five, 10 and a half.
42:33Five, 10.
42:33That's right, Wade.
42:34Yeah, you got it.
42:36Did you see, they measured me on live TV yesterday.
42:39But they have those new things.
42:40You put it in your shoes and I don't put that past you.
42:43Getting a little height on it.
42:44A little lift like Tom Cruise or something?
42:45Yeah.
42:48So five, 10.
42:49Okay.
42:49We've done live measurements at the office before.
42:53That's like North Korea measurements.
42:54What is the jockey pick?
42:56Is that AI?
42:57That's Quiggs.
42:58Oh, okay.
42:59What are you, an idiot?
43:00That jockey's four, five, you moron.
43:03No, but that's when I'm like, maybe I'm missing things.
43:05He is that short.
43:07I was going to say one, not to mention every week,
43:09but one of the, you had said bets for the game, Whit.
43:11One of the ones I'd like to say is if we win, Muck gets a job.
43:14He doesn't want a fucking job.
43:15I'm not even doing it.
43:16I will say, I've never seen an embrace.
43:20I've never seen.
43:21I know Kirk was happy.
43:22No, I was so happy.
43:24The him and the mutt embrace at the end of the game,
43:27I've never seen.
43:27That goes back to EEI.
43:29That's a long time coming.
43:30They never before had one of those.
43:32I was so happy.
43:33I got to steal the last play of the game and run with the ball.
43:35That's the happiest I've ever been other than my kids being born in my life.
43:37It was great.
43:38It was great.
43:38So that's why you get in that pass.
43:41You probably want to play again, but you know, Dave.
43:42But wasn't it, it was so you were down, they were down four, right?
43:45Yeah, the game was over.
43:47Yeah.
43:47The refs are going to let me do whatever I want at that point.
43:48So I just ran off with the ball.
43:50I was on Roan's show this morning and he asked me about surviving,
43:54because we all did it last year.
43:56Is there going to be one this year?
43:57He didn't know.
43:57It's already June.
44:00There's no, nothing is in the works right now.
44:02Okay.
44:03And by this time last year, there would have been.
44:04Yeah, we did in September, I think.
44:08Yeah.
44:08Yeah.
44:08So you think maybe take a year off?
44:10I don't know.
44:11Yeah.
44:11Kind of reboot.
44:14God.
44:15What?
44:16Yeah.
44:16Reboot.
44:17It's just a lot going on.
44:19So it's like to carve out a full week is nuts.
44:22There's a summer thing.
44:24The summer house is happening.
44:25Okay.
44:25Speaking of the summer house, Dave, you added, I believe, two more people.
44:29Yeah.
44:30I texted you.
44:31You never responded.
44:33You did?
44:33Yeah.
44:34Spitting Chicklets memes.
44:35His name's Dale Morningstar.
44:37He's built great following.
44:38Very important to us.
44:40It would bring bars.
44:41Chicklets fans, maybe a little bit more involved.
44:44He's incredible.
44:45He wants on.
44:46I think he'd be amazing.
44:47He talks like this.
44:48He's from Ontario, London, Ontario.
44:51He's great.
44:52Funny looking, long hair.
44:53Oh, you did text me.
44:55So any chance.
44:56I didn't even see it.
44:57He would be great.
44:58I'm telling you.
44:59I promise you he'd be phenomenal.
45:01There's no room.
45:02What do you mean there's no room?
45:06Listen, I'm not in the house.
45:07He'll sleep on the couch.
45:09That's what everyone says.
45:10I was told when we added the two more, it was like a fight to get those two people in.
45:17How many people are in?
45:18Ten.
45:19Ten.
45:19Equal amount of guys and girls.
45:21How much older is Dante than the next person?
45:2420 years.
45:25Dante, Dante has a chance to steal the show.
45:30I mean, I don't know what he did.
45:31Or why they're in prison.
45:33Yeah.
45:33The cast is, I think, good.
45:35A good mix of people.
45:36Interesting.
45:38Well, I'm being forced to hang out with one of them right now, and he's haunting my dreams.
45:43That is Nicky Smoke.
45:44He's around, right?
45:45No, guys, guys, the conversation with this dude the other night, he's, I said, we were,
45:51you know, we're kind of arguing.
45:52He's so annoying.
45:54So annoying.
45:54I'm like, what do you do?
45:56What do you do at Barstool?
45:57I fucking fuck bitches.
46:00You talk about me on Unnamed.
46:02All I do is fuck bitches.
46:04You pay my salary, bitch.
46:06You pay, I'm like, this guy, but then he makes a bitch.
46:10What?
46:10That's how stupid he is.
46:11We've talked about how much.
46:12I said, how do I pay your salary?
46:13He's like, you guys make money, and then they pay that money to add money to me.
46:17And I said, is this guy right?
46:19Like, you pay my salary, bitch.
46:21And then I go, what are you going to do?
46:23He goes, I'll be the whole show.
46:25I will be the show at the beach.
46:26I said, what are you going to do?
46:27He goes, I'm going to fuck 15 bitches.
46:30Great.
46:31I mean, this guy is.
46:33And then he makes the video where he's grateful.
46:35He was crying yesterday.
46:36The Panthers won.
46:37He's out at his pool, out at his above ground pool, and he's crying.
46:40And then I'm like, I like this kid.
46:42What a little shot there.
46:45But he is such an asshole.
46:48I got a huge cock.
46:50It's just.
46:51Oh, good for him.
46:54Like, this is the only thing, the beach house, that may save his career with us.
47:00I actually think knowing him, he probably will be the star.
47:04Well, Dante.
47:06Dante and him could.
47:07Like, I remember when he first hired him, he's like, it's the best decision you'll ever make.
47:12I mean, huge star.
47:13It's like, he's been the opposite.
47:14He's really horrible and a liability.
47:17Hasn't hurt you nothing to the table.
47:18Hasn't hurt you with all legal or anything, has it?
47:20But as he mentioned to me, you talk about me every week on The Unnamed.
47:23I said, I guess that's fair, too.
47:25But I'm more saying, what do you do?
47:27I think the amount of time we've talked about him in The Unnamed, if you add it up, is before today, is probably seven minutes.
47:32Yeah.
47:32He said, I bring him up every week.
47:34And I know you have to bring him up.
47:35But to say, what do you do with that?
47:37I like him.
47:37He goes, I make people like you hate me.
47:39You talk about me and I fuck bitches.
47:42Yeah, I never think about him.
47:44If I'm being honest, I mean, I don't know.
47:46What am I supposed to say to that?
47:48Well, I mean, the Oilers look bad.
47:50He's got you by the crosshairs or the short hairs.
47:52Don't worry, man.
47:53Don't worry.
47:54This is exactly how this was going to play out.
47:55It was never going to be easy.
47:57Game four tomorrow.
47:58We're fine.
47:59Feel good?
48:00Yeah, I actually do.
48:01The goalie was the big question mark for the Oilers hockey talk on Unnamed in his career
48:05in game four is 6-0 with a 9-5-5 save percentage.
48:09It's game four on Thursday.
48:10So it was never going to be easy, Dave.
48:12And you're still in line to hit that 4-2 series.
48:14No shot.
48:16No shot.
48:17No shot.
48:18If they win, it's going to be seven.
48:21I do agree with that.
48:23But I got to do.
48:24Nicky Smokes, he bought my old jersey.
48:26I saw that.
48:27I did see that.
48:28It was very funny.
48:29But he fucks bitches.
48:31I mean, I mean, you're going to jump on with me after.
48:39Yeah, I'll do that quick.
48:40Guys, by the way, I would have liked to see the big guy get a couple more minutes in the
48:44game.
48:45Justin.
48:46Yeah.
48:46Coach your own fucking team, Dave.
48:48Okay.
48:49When he came in, I was like standing up.
48:52I was like, bad boy.
48:53Just as a star fucker.
48:56He's trying to leave the show anyway.
48:57Don't fall for this.
48:58The big guy did the Grandpa Simpson meme when he comes into the bar, puts his hat on the
49:03coat, just turns around.
49:04That was Rico.
49:05That's Rico and Gus Kevin.
49:06He was fucking out of there.
49:08His seat was still warm by the time he got back to it.
49:11He's got limited wind.
49:12He can only go.
49:13He gives you everything he's got, then he gets out of there.
49:15And by the way, I didn't know when this Coleman got back in the mix.
49:18This is the Menehan show.
49:20Nobody leaves this world.
49:22Nobody leaves.
49:22Nobody leaves.
49:23Coleman had a big bucket in that game.
49:24Did he?
49:25Salt Life.
49:25Yeah.
49:26He had a big bucket.
49:27I don't hate Coleman.
49:28I should.
49:28I don't.
49:30Why should you hate him?
49:32Because he fucking used to trash me when he was like.
49:36He was a B-student.
49:37What do you want to know about that?
49:37What do you want to know about that?
49:38Is that what he was?
49:39When he was like.
49:40Kamala.
49:41When he was like.
49:41He was with Greta Thunberg for a minute.
49:43Kamala Mamala.
49:43Yeah.
49:44He was taking that sandwich.
49:45He was disgusted with you at that school paper.
49:48He was not.
49:51I forgot about that.
49:52He did a whole article.
49:53That was his thesis.
49:54It was.
49:55Barstool is okay if they could just get rid of me.
49:57That toxic asshole, Dave Portnoy.
49:59The other most viral moment.
50:02Like not even that far off from yours, Dave.
50:04Was Pat's plane video.
50:08I know.
50:09The worst part about that was.
50:10Is I'm watching it just getting so mad.
50:12I know, Dave.
50:13You probably agreed with him.
50:14I hate kids on a plane.
50:16Yeah, but like.
50:17You guys.
50:17Like shut the fuck up.
50:19There's nothing you can do though.
50:20There's nothing you can do.
50:22And he's like do something.
50:23What are you supposed to do?
50:24I'm not going to be like Rico.
50:25I'm not going to be like Rico at the airport.
50:26I'm not going to chain my kid up.
50:27Yes, Dave.
50:27You and Pat and all these people.
50:29You can't give a real.
50:31Throw him off the plane.
50:32Like.
50:32Have two sections.
50:35Sorry?
50:36Oh, okay.
50:36So you're going to the airline.
50:37Go with the airlines.
50:38That's fine.
50:39Like an adult section.
50:39You're like an adult pool versus like, you know, if you're flying with kids under a certain
50:45age, just fly in that section.
50:47And if you're an adult, you want peace and quiet, fly in the other.
50:51Yeah.
50:51You have that on the Acela.
50:52They actually have that quiet.
50:53Yeah, exactly.
50:54They do.
50:54They have the quiet car.
50:55I'm fine with that.
50:56I have no zero, but that might be hard.
50:58That actually, I don't hate.
50:59So go at the parents.
51:01It's a joke.
51:02He's gay.
51:02He doesn't know any better.
51:03The problem is if you fly down the floor to Disney World, there's going to be 900 kids
51:09on the plane.
51:10Totally.
51:10So it's going to be hard to legislate.
51:12But yeah, I mean, the problem is once the kid starts crying at that age, you're dead.
51:15You're fucked.
51:16There's nothing you can do.
51:17He's like, do something.
51:18It's like, buddy, what the fuck are you supposed to do?
51:21Yeah, but you kind of have an idea if your kid's going to cry, right?
51:25I know.
51:26No.
51:27I was lucky with mine.
51:28What about at a restaurant and they won't leave?
51:30No, that's bad.
51:31Oh, that's bullshit.
51:31That's shit.
51:32Yeah.
51:32Bullshit.
51:33Get out and take them out.
51:35At least one of the parents plane.
51:36You got nowhere to go.
51:37I've tried going in the bathroom at some point there.
51:40It's like, all right, well, somebody needs to use the bathroom.
51:42Like I've tried everything.
51:44And I've actually had daydreams of seeing somebody like that, like, and like fighting them on
51:49the plane.
51:50Like, I have to fight you because there's nothing I could do.
51:53I hate this more than you do.
51:54You dream about that during the day?
51:55No, but getting onto a plane with the young kids, I've had like such anxiety that they're going
52:00to cry.
52:00And then I see somebody that's pissed off and then I explode.
52:03Because there's nothing you can do.
52:05And the restaurant, it's worse for you than it is for Pat.
52:08You feel like an asshole.
52:09You feel like an asshole.
52:11You do.
52:12You have no control.
52:12Well, I'm going to say this.
52:15And I didn't see the video.
52:17I think it's very much if you see a parent who you can tell is like trying and agitated
52:25and doing something, that will ease me.
52:29If you see a parent who doesn't give a fuck, that will rise my anger.
52:33Agreed.
52:34Yeah, they get their headphones and they're watching only murders in the building or something.
52:37And the kids are screaming.
52:38Yeah, that's it.
52:39But restaurants are totally different.
52:40That's on the parents.
52:42You got to yank the kids with that.
52:44No question.
52:44If the baby had a yarmulke on, Dave would be fine with it, Brian.
52:47Oh, now you're into it.
52:48See, I find that.
52:49I'm offended by that.
52:50I'm offended.
52:51There's a line.
52:51You crossed it.
52:52I don't think that's right.
52:52That's why I kept my mouth shut the first time.
52:54I don't have the timing, boys.
52:56By the way, Dave, Witt and I and Mutt and Freddy's Birdies and Jeff D'Lo are doing the
53:03golf gambling show.
53:04We took over after Riggs bailed on it because he has no loyalty.
53:08So we're making our U.S. Open picks here in a little bit.
53:09Do you have anyone you like this week?
53:11I mean, how can you not like Scotty?
53:13What's it, like minus 200 or something?
53:15Plus 280.
53:16Plus 280, I think.
53:18Is that right, Witt?
53:19Plus 230, I saw last week.
53:20230?
53:21Jesus.
53:21No, but that was like two days ago.
53:24I haven't even.
53:24Yeah, I think you're right.
53:25I think that's what it is.
53:25That's, yeah.
53:26It's crazy.
53:27You're almost better off hoping he starts a little bit slow, but I've paid attention.
53:31They don't really move much because you just expect them to make a charge.
53:35Especially though, come on, if he even bogeys one or two holes early, that's not going to
53:37change because guys will be doing it too.
53:39All right.
53:40Anything else?
53:41No.
53:42No.
53:43No, I'm good, guys.
53:44Great, great catching up.
53:45We're back on good terms until this basketball game.
53:48We'll have a date.
53:49We should.
53:49I mean, so you're.
53:50I can't do the 6th to the 10th.
53:52August 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, I'm in.
53:54End of July, I'm in.
53:56Okay.
53:57So you're on the other team.
53:59You're.
53:59He's just a coach.
54:00I just got him into the Ryder's Cup, Dave.
54:04No.
54:04So if the clubs arrive and I know what the prize money is, yeah.
54:08Dave apologizes for calling me an anti-Semite.
54:10Yeah.
54:10Which I never have.
54:12Apology accepted, I suppose.
54:14We need the stakes for the basketball game, too.
54:16There needs to be more than just money involved.
54:20Like Clemmer, if Clemmer somehow were to lose both, he needs to quit.
54:24I'm fine with that.
54:25Because you mean now he's on.
54:27Now he's KMS.
54:29That's a tough double loss.
54:30That would be tough.
54:31Then it's all him.
54:32Yeah.
54:33Tough.
54:33Tough to come back from.
54:34We'll see.
54:35All right.
54:35We'll see you.
54:36I'll see you in Chicago next week.
54:36All right.
54:37We'll see you in Chicago.