Barstool Pizza Review - Mamale Cafe (Bay Harbor Islands, FL) - video Dailymotion

Barstool Sports

El Presidente | One Bite

Transcript

00:00Like, how can you not be videotaping that homeless chicken?

00:12Well, it's on video. We have it on video.

00:15Are you going to send it to her?

00:16Well, we publish it eventually. It all makes it.

00:19Oh, that's cool.

00:20Alright, we're doing Pete's review here.

00:22We are at Mamaleck.

00:25And we're actually coming for Zuza?

00:29Whatever, the name changed.

00:32Kosher Pizza, we have Dr. Miami who just showed up 20 seconds ago in Miami.

00:40Nice to meet you.

00:41I just, I literally just dropped an implant in, left her, said do the rest of yourself at home.

00:47Came to say hello.

00:48How's it going? What's Dr. Miami? Is that like...

00:51What's Dr. Miami?

00:52Yeah, I mean I so much you know what it is.

00:54You don't know what Dr. Miami is?

00:56No.

00:57You have a pretty good set of boobs. You probably don't need me.

01:00What, that's an insult there?

01:02No, no, not at all.

01:03Set of boobs?

01:04Yeah, I'm a plastic surgeon.

01:06Oh, I thought you were saying I needed like...

01:07No, I said you have a nice set of boobs. You probably don't need any work.

01:10Got it, got it, got it, got it.

01:11No, I only operate on women.

01:13Got it. Is that a reality?

01:14You don't look like a woman.

01:15No, I'm not.

01:16Yeah, the reality is, I have a whole stick.

01:17Got it.

01:18Yeah, that's not my demos.

01:19No, it's definitely not.

01:20Yeah.

01:21It's definitely not your demo.

01:22You're my demo.

01:23Okay.

01:24But I'm not your demo, if you know what I mean.

01:25Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do.

01:26This is my pizza joint.

01:27This is where I come and have pizza, whatever.

01:29I live right down the block.

01:30Where's your office?

01:31Right down, I got a whole building over there.

01:33Dr. Miami Tower.

01:34So Dr. Miami, what channel is Dr. Miami?

01:37Is it a channel?

01:38It was on WeTV.

01:39I got canceled.

01:40Oh, We?

01:41WeTV.

01:42Now it's on Hulu, whatever.

01:43It's on Hulu.

01:44It's on Amazon, whatever.

01:45Okay.

01:46This is your pizza.

01:48You do plastic surgeons, boob jobs.

01:50I do well.

01:51I compressed BBLs, plumbing tucks, all that kind of stuff.

01:53BBLs?

01:54Aren't those, like, dangerous?

01:55Not in my hands.

01:56Okay.

01:57So, are you just...

01:59Well, that's good.

02:01Is that the...

02:03That's the measure.

02:04If no one's died...

02:05Yeah, no one's died.

02:06If you've been doing, like, thousands of them for 20 years, no one's died.

02:08That's a good measure.

02:09How'd you find out I was here?

02:10You're on my block, my friend.

02:12Someone's just like, hey, talk to Miami.

02:14You better wake up, put the boobs down.

02:16You come into my hood.

02:17You come into my zone.

02:18I gotta know what's going on.

02:20All right.

02:21One bite, everyone else.

02:22Do you want...

02:23You seem like you want to be in the room.

02:24You take it.

02:25Take a slice.

02:26Give me a zero through ten.

02:27You're gonna be pleasantly surprised.

02:28I know this speaks like the back of my hand.

02:30It's a little...

02:31No fly.

02:32No fly.

02:33I mean, there's a lot of flop.

02:34All right.

02:35Here we go.

02:36Special guest, Dr. Miami from WE TV.

02:39But now who?

02:40Just say Dr. Miami.

02:41We don't want to have a guy on my show.

02:44It's too late.

02:45I don't see the show.

02:46I don't care.

02:47Is the show still on?

02:48No, it's not.

02:49All right.

02:50It's good, but it's floppy.

02:53Yeah, people can still do the thing.

02:55Yeah.

02:56How do you get into, like, classic surgery?

02:59Ever since I was a little boy.

03:0118, 19.

03:02That's all I wanted to do.

03:03You're lying.

03:04No, I'm curious.

03:05I'm serious.

03:06Who does that?

03:07Who wakes up and is like, I want to play pro baseball?

03:08I want to do food jobs?

03:09Dr. Miami.

03:10All right.

03:11That's a weird thing.

03:12All right.

03:13What do you score first?

03:14You have to guess.

03:16Hot.

03:19I've had this pizza before, and I like it a lot.

03:23I always give it a solid 8.

03:26But sometimes it can be...

03:27That's a rookie score.

03:28That's a round number, but go.

03:30Okay, right.

03:318.2.

03:32But it can be up to almost pushing a 9 when it's just right,

03:35when it's a little bit crispier and not as floppy.

03:38And then sometimes on a bad day, it's like a 7.2.

03:41There's a chance we took it out of the box and ate it before it had a chance to firm up a little bit.

03:47Because this one's floppy.

03:48Good taste.

03:49I'm going to go...

03:54I need it crispier.

03:55I'm going to go 7.2.

03:56It's just 7.2.

03:577.2.

03:58It's not bad.

03:59No, that's a good normal score.

04:00Yeah.

04:01I need it, for me, what I like, I need it to be just...

04:04Firm.

04:05Yeah.

04:06Exactly.

04:07So often it comes out like that.

04:08This was...

04:09He was nervous.

04:10He dropped his ice cream when he walked in.

04:11A lot of pressure.

04:12Oh, it's so good to see you, brother.

04:13Yeah.

04:14Sorry.

04:15That's all right.

04:16The guy just...

04:17Bam.

04:18Straight down.

04:23It's still good.

04:24The taste is good.

04:25The cheese is good.

04:26But I just need a little crisper.

04:27So, there you go.

04:29Mamalack, he's been here for a year and a half.

04:31Yeah.

04:32Maybe two.

04:33Okay.

04:34Special guest, Dr. Miami from the clouds.

04:36Stomping in from the clouds and made part of the review.

04:39There it is.

04:40It's a pizza review.

04:41Special guest, Dr. Miami.

04:42Where else do you eat around here for pizza?

04:44Am I missing any?

04:45Fialcoff.

04:46I think you've been there already on Surfside.

04:47Yeah.

04:48There you go.

04:49That's your review.

04:50Nice meeting you, Dr. Miami.

04:51Really nice.

04:52Listen, if you ever need...

04:53Well, not you, but if you ever need any plastic surgery...

04:56No, you're my guy.

04:57It's only women, 18 to 50, breasts, boobs, and noses.

05:01But that's it.

05:02You know, that's all I do.

05:03It's all I've been doing for 30 years.

05:04You said ass, boob, nose.

05:05Ass, boob, nose.

05:06Ass, boob, nose.

05:07Ass, boob, nose.

05:08Tummies.

05:09Tummy, nose.

05:10It's Dr. Miami.

05:11Well, I don't do facelifts.

05:13I don't do women over 50.

05:14I don't do women over 50.

05:15I don't do any of the aging stuff.

05:16It's just body work and noses.

05:18That's it.

05:19And if you look me up on TikTok, you'll see all the whole shtick.

05:22Okay.

05:23I will.

05:24Talk to Miami.

05:25It's really an honor and a pleasure to meet you.

05:26Thank you for coming into my neighborhood.

05:27I appreciate it so much.

05:28Yeah, happy to do it.

05:29Nice to meet all you guys.

05:30It was good.

05:31Yeah.

05:32Perfect.

05:33Yeah.

05:34I love the taste.

05:35She was all great.

05:36I love it.

05:37It was good.

05:38I wanted to give it to you as I would give it.

05:39Yeah, you should.

05:40That's why I didn't go back there and spec it out.

05:42Yeah.

05:43I wanted to be like, that's for my customers.

05:45Yeah.

05:46He loves it.

05:47This guy who talked to Miami is the biggest fan.

05:48What do I got?

05:4972.

05:50Good.

05:51Thank you, sir.

05:52I appreciate it.

05:53Cheers.

05:54Bye.

05:55Bye.

05:56Bye.

05:57Bye.

05:58Bye.

05:59Bye.

06:00Bye.

06:01Bye.

06:02Bye.

06:03Bye.

06:04Bye.

06:05Bye.

06:07Bye.

06:08Bye.

06:09Bye.

06:10Bye.

06:11Bye.

Barstool Pizza Review - Mamale Cafe (Bay Harbor Islands, FL)

Category

Transcript

Recommended