Chex Mix Pulls Off One of The Greatest Trilogies Of Our Generation!

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Clem | Snack Boys

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00:00What's up everybody? Welcome back to The Snack Boys. I'm Eddie, he's Clem, and today we will be reviewing Chex Mix Remix Cheesy Pizza.

00:09These are two for two. We've done the Buffalo Chicken Sandwich, and we've done the Taco Mix.

00:14So needless to say, my expectations could not be higher right now.

00:18But Ed, we are potentially on the greatest trilogy in snack history.

00:23This is true.

00:23We're on the precipice of a potential year.

00:25But, The Godfather 3 exists for a reason.

00:28You just hope Cheesy Pizza is not The Godfather 3.

00:32I've never even seen The Godfather 3. I just know what people say.

00:35I watch like a little of it. I'm like, oh yeah, the people are right, this does stink.

00:37And I turned it off like halfway through.

00:39I'm a Godfather guy. I watch one and two pretty religiously.

00:42Last name Clemenza, so it's like part of the movie.

00:46People want to know the different four varieties.

00:49One is a garlic and herbs Chex.

00:51One is a pizza bagel crisp.

00:53Pizza crust bagel crisp. Bagel chip, sorry.

00:56One is a cheese puff.

00:57One is a pizza sauce Chex.

01:00Get into this, baby.

01:01And there's always two ways in them.

01:02You go one by one or you kind of just put them all together and get the full food.

01:06The smell test is always interesting when Ed dives in for the smell.

01:09I don't know why.

01:09I think I'm going to go all encompassing.

01:13You get with that?

01:14Make sure you get all four?

01:15Yeah, you got to get all four.

01:16I think you need the Chex there.

01:17Oh, fuck.

01:18There you go.

01:18It does smell like some pizza.

01:21I will say that.

01:23Respect the pizzeria.

01:24That's what Christopher Moltisanti says.

01:27The Sopranos famously.

01:28I don't know how to read Ed out of the corner of my eye here.

01:33I don't know what he's thinking right now.

01:34I'm staying suspiciously quiet for a reason.

01:37Okay.

01:39And tell me why I stayed quiet.

01:43They did it again.

01:44They did it again.

01:44The Chex Mix engineers, the flavor engineers, are the best in the world at their job.

01:58That tastes more like pizza than pizza.

02:00It's crazy.

02:01If I gave that to Portnoy, he would think he's having an actual slice of pizza.

02:06That's nuts.

02:07And it even tastes like the pizza on here.

02:10It's like frozen pizza.

02:11It kind of looks like that too.

02:13That's exactly what you mean.

02:15Like I'm not getting a New York slice or whatever.

02:18But it's it.

02:21Now, the question then becomes, is this a snack you're going to want all the time?

02:26Maybe not.

02:26Maybe, maybe not.

02:27Maybe fuck yourself.

02:29But this is fucking cheese pizza, Ed.

02:31This is great.

02:32With a garlic cheese herb chip is awesome.

02:35Garlic and herbs chips.

02:36See, that's the one I didn't pick out on this list.

02:39And I was like, wow, I need to get that.

02:41So I got one, two.

02:42I need the puff.

02:43And then what's the four?

02:44Oh, I need my crust now too.

02:47Oh, there it is.

02:48I mean, this is incredible.

02:51This is like science, scientific breakthrough.

02:54It's unbelievable.

02:54This is more impressive than Bring Back the Dire Wolves.

02:57This might be.

03:02Listen, I know people are going to be like, oh, your grading is not consistent.

03:07But this is for me a big thumbs up because I am just so impressed by how good they are at

03:15making these things taste like the actual things they're trying to do.

03:17I'm going to try to do my athlete.

03:20And the only thing I think of, real deal, it's Evander Holyfield in his prime.

03:25The real deal.

03:25And I like these.

03:27You can chow on them, right?

03:29And that's the thing.

03:30There's snack boys.

03:31We can occasionally go one by one.

03:33But everyone loves to just throw a little handful in the mouth.

03:35And that's where these thrive is when you're eating the whole thing.

03:39Oh, they're good.

03:42And pizza's not weird.

03:43Like, people eat pizza Pringles.

03:44People eat pizza combos.

03:47Pizza's a flavor.

03:50That stays as true to the pizza flavor as I think any snack ever has.

03:53A frozen pizza flavor too.

03:54Yes.

03:55Right there.

03:55See that slice?

03:56That is what you're eating right there.

03:57That's it.

03:57And it's a good thing, believe it or not.

03:59You've done it again, Chuck Smiths.

04:02For me, I know you're not as much of a nerd guy.

04:03That's Return of the Jedi.

04:04Trilogy, third one.

04:06Nailed it?

04:07Hit.

04:07Yes.

04:08Believe them.

04:09Unbelievable.

04:10That's what you're eating.

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