00:00Alright everybody, welcome back to the Snack Boys. I'm Eddie, on the other end is Clem and in between us is Robby Fox. Robby, this is your second one you've been on before. Yes. Well, welcome back and today we will be reviewing Pop Tarts. We have Girl Scouts version. We have a Frosted Coconut Caramel and a Frosted Thin Mints. We just got to call this one now. Samoas. Samoas. Yeah. It's weird that they don't put that right on there being it is a Girl Scout cookie. Yeah. We've had this conversation and as you know, you've ordered Girl Scout cookies from my daughter and other people's daughters.
00:29They have different bakeries. Sometimes they're called Caramel Delay. Sometimes they're called Samoas. So you're dealing with people that don't know. They see the cookie. Just throw the coconut caramel on there. Interesting. So my question to you guys is which one we start first with because I was going to say let's do the other one because mint kind of stays in your mouth. But people like coconut kind of does too. I think mint sticks around more than coconut. I think I agree. But I think like. So should we start with coconut? Yeah. I think we should start with coconut. Because you go with the after dinner mint.
00:58Right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I think I'm going to like the mint ones more because I told you guys I have a history with mint Pop-Tarts. Explain more. Years ago. Remember when American Idol used to tour after American Idol was over? Yeah. They would go on tour. The Taylor Hicks season. Remember Taylor Hicks? Yeah. Old guy. Lovable guy. Pop-Tarts was the sponsor of that tour. Outside the arena that night. I went to the concert.
01:28Outside the arena. They handed me this Pop-Tart. I ate it and my world changed. It was like Ratatouille when the guy remembers his childhood. But I was already a child. Just remembering my own childhood. It was amazing. They discontinued them immediately. And it's been my number one item. I've been saying I want them to bring this back.
01:58It's been my favorite Girl Scout cookie. Yep. That's the main event. And where does everyone put their girl out there? Right in the fridge. You want that snack. Yeah. That's a great story. You know. Me and Clem went to the Pop-Tarts bowl. Oh, you did. So this is all collab. Yes, exactly. You guys ate the Pop-Tarts winking eye. Yeah. So if these are good, I might be on team.
02:28I think that's the secret. There you go. We're going to just break these off. You want to just do like a half? Do it a half? Yeah. I mean, we've already eaten them. I'm not anti-coconut either. But I'm not super pro-coconut. Like, I don't get the Samoas. They're not a favorite of mine. These are my favorites. Samoas are my favorite. But I'm usually not a coconut guy. I just always love Samoas, Tagalongs, and things. I like Snowballs. That's the only coconut thing I like. Mmm. Snowballs.
02:58Insane texture. Interesting smell. Smells so much brown sugary. Smell is much different than it tastes, if that makes sense. It does. Smells like a Christmas tree shop. What a specific smell, Bob. I think you know. Right? Wow. Doesn't taste very coconutty. To me, at least. Comes a little light on your eye. There's no flakes in here, is there? I would not have invited some flakes.
03:28But some people don't like the flakes of coconut. I'm okay with them. It's a, uh, divisive. I feel like those would be good cold, too. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Are those a little cold? They are a little cold, actually. Yeah. But I feel like a little frozen one would be good. Interesting. Let's, uh. Wait to grade them? Yeah. We'll wait, we'll compare them, and then we could, yeah, go down some off each other.
03:58We'll try to get some real idols for this one.
03:59We'll have a little response. Is it a dark pop tart to begin? It is. Alright. So they're bringing the chocolate. Hold on, stay in. There you go. Alright. Alright. Yeah, it is. Straight to the dark side. Yep. Double chocolate.
04:14I do think breaking is the best way to eat a pop tart. Yeah? I like that. I like that. I'm, I thought I, I'm waiting for some more mint. I agree. Just like those, I didn't get coconut right up front. This, I don't get mint right up front. You get, like, almost brownie. Yeah. Right.
04:44I think about thin mints, when you eat them, boom! Mint right in the face. True. Yeah. I like the thin mint one more. I definitely like the thin mint. Yeah. I think thin mint is their winner. For sure. For sure, thin mint's their winner here. And I just, I can't think about it without trying to think of it frozen or not. I, I, I, I think that would be an absolute game changer. We're throwing them in the freezer after this. Yeah. Three hours, maybe we'll come back. Yeah. I'd probably go like. In the fridge or the freezer, you think?
05:13Would you go freezer? Is that what they had at the thing? They had fridge, but you could go freezer. I always throw them in the freezer. Fuck it. And actually, your pop-tarts in general are great in the freezer. A lot of people say that. I've, I've done it a few times because they're so deserted. All right. We'll throw those in the freezer. Yeah. Yeah. I, um, I like those. I like those too. Yeah. I can see myself buying those and eating them. Yeah. I would, uh, I'll probably go like seven, two for these and I'll probably go for these like six, one. I think that's pretty accurate. I think I'm around.
05:43I would say with those, I would maybe even go lower. I would go like five, five with those. I would probably go right around like seven, seven, five, seven, five. Yeah. Nice. Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett on the next. Okay. So we did this where we added KG going from the Celtics or to the Timberwolves to the Celtics with Feidelberg. Now we're going to the next.
06:11He's got this thing. I'm just going players. I respect it. But what, what, what fighter would that be? That Thinman? Ooh, the Thinman. What fighter would it be? And so it's, um, maybe someone who didn't live up to their full potential because there's a better version out there. Cody Garbrandt.
06:29Yeah. You got it. You got it. You too. Pretty damn good. And the better version would be maybe like TJ Dillashaw is like the actual Thinman. Yeah. I can see that. Pretty good. I'd say, how about this? I'll give you this one. Macho Man WWF is the cookie of girls.
06:47Thinman's and then Pop-Tarts is the WCW. And you're like, I'll take Macho Man if I can get them. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Here's the thing about it.
06:54That would do a Pop-Tart. Everybody knows how much they love like different flavors. So like this is, this is just like a novelty. These are like them just pulling up from like the opposite, like three point line. True.
07:05If it's good, it works. If it doesn't, it doesn't. We're reminding you we're fucking Pop-Tarts. We could get the Girl Scouts on a box right now. Yeah. And that is a power move. That's like a power connection, right? Yes. For sure. I feel like my breath's better. Right? You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right on that. It's a good reset as you're filming these videos. A little Pop-Tart mint. Yeah. It is. Um, thank you, Robbie. Thanks for having me. That's the review.
