Little Debbie Remixed Cosmic Brownies Into Cosmic Mini Muffins!

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Clem | Snack Boys

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00:00All right everybody, welcome back to the Snack Boys.

00:02I'm Eddie, on the other end is Clem,

00:04in the middle of us is Marty Mush.

00:05We have finally changed our clothes for the third time.

00:09Yes.

00:10I didn't notice that.

00:11We've finally changed our clothes,

00:12and today we will be reviewing the new Cosmic Mini Muffins.

00:18Out of the gate, hot take.

00:19Cosmic brownies, nothing overrated.

00:22You're the fucking, you're so disrespectful.

00:25You're like the best thing in the world.

00:27In the little Debbie Pantheon,

00:30I got Nutter Butter above them.

00:33What, you don't like Nutter Butter?

00:34No, I love Nutter Butter, I like how you say it.

00:36Yeah, I think the Christmas trees are better.

00:38The goat, in my opinion.

00:39What else we got?

00:40Cream pies.

00:41Cream pies above them.

00:43I love those.

00:43Those are good cream pies.

00:44Yes.

00:45But this is like, you bring this to lunch as a kid,

00:48you can trade this for anything you want.

00:50That's the number one pick.

00:51The local ice cream spot near me,

00:53their brownie sundae is Cosmic Brownies.

00:56And I'm like, part of it's like,

00:57you're getting those for $1.29 at the grocery store.

00:59Part of it's saying, hey, you know what?

01:01It can carry its own at an ice cream place as well.

01:04Let me ask you a question right quick, though.

01:06Do you think that Minnie Muffins was like, fuck?

01:10They weren't happy, Marty.

01:12No, they weren't happy.

01:13Or Little Bites?

01:14Little Bites ain't happy that she just took the corner.

01:16When she comes on the corner, it's like,

01:18Omar, the bonnet's on, shh, shh, shh.

01:21Here's the, well.

01:22You don't think so?

01:23Here's the problem.

01:25And I think Columba agrees.

01:26We're antipens over Little Debbie.

01:29So I'm interested to see how these are gonna be.

01:31Yeah, but they never had competition.

01:33Yeah, but I mean.

01:34Like, Little Bites never had competition.

01:36The thing is, what's on the Little Bites,

01:38there's two things that are a problem

01:39with an hour slender, Little Bites.

01:41One, there's like three in the whole bag,

01:44which I'm sure will be similar here.

01:45Two, they're like five bucks for all that.

01:47She goes low with the price.

01:49Fair, fair.

01:50She's a price gouger.

01:51Shut up.

01:52Debbie goes low.

01:53Debbie goes low.

01:53How many are in there?

01:55That's about the same.

01:56They should have done five to really get one of them.

01:58Yes, agreed.

02:00The number one thing I will look for here

02:03is I want moistness in a muffin.

02:06And I wanna see the true identity.

02:10Is it close to the cosmic brownie?

02:13They're really pushing the chef on here, too.

02:15He's on the bags, he's on here.

02:17You think he's like, does he have a name?

02:19Is he trying to?

02:19Muffin Man.

02:21This is the Muffin Man, how do we met him?

02:23He's trying to cook Debbie.

02:25Light and fluffy texture.

02:26Do you think he's a husband, a brother?

02:28Like, the family tree, I gotta know.

02:30You don't find that a little wild opening like that

02:32when it has a taste?

02:32I don't like, I didn't really do that.

02:34This is the lazy man's way out.

02:36It literally says Tejita.

02:38It was flimsy.

02:39All right, here we go.

02:40I feel like he's coming in hot against Debbie right now.

02:42I will say these don't feel very moist on the outside.

02:44Right?

02:45Oh, I'm a little worried.

02:52They're just not that moist.

02:54This is the problem.

02:55Tell him, Mark.

02:56Oh, I can't.

02:57Yeah, you can't.

02:58You're dry right now.

03:00This is the problem with these right now.

03:02The Cosmic Brownie, they should be the same exact thing,

03:05but it has that frosting on top that moistens the mouth.

03:08It does not have that.

03:10But the outside was more moist than I thought,

03:12but the inside is complete.

03:14Also, the candies aren't as much as it is on the brownie,

03:19which I love is the...

03:21They're not even candy.

03:22They're fluff.

03:24It's just, oh my God, it is.

03:26It's fluff.

03:26They're funfetti?

03:27They funfettied us?

03:28Yeah.

03:29We just got bamboozled.

03:30That ain't Cosmic.

03:31We got funfetti.

03:31That ain't Cosmic.

03:32You can get that anywhere.

03:34Yeah, we got funfetti.

03:35I mean, I'm not gonna kick them out of bed.

03:37These are, but they're not, they're not it.

03:40Yeah, these are like a 4.2.

03:43I ain't gonna kick them out.

03:44Really?

03:45Kick them out of bed?

03:46Kick them out of bed.

03:47There's not much I do kick out of bed.

03:49I mean, listen, I agree,

03:51but this is like the most thing I've had as a snack,

03:55but I was really excited for these too.

03:57I jump with joy when I saw this.

03:58That was the first pick of the draft.

04:00Yeah.

04:01We took that out of all the snacks

04:02we have to review today.

04:03Oh my God.

04:03It's really dry.

04:04It's really dry.

04:054.2?

04:073.8.

04:08Oh, Clem.

04:09It's a big, it's a big, big bite.

04:12I'm still gonna say 5.1.

04:13I still think there's a little more in them.

04:14Okay.

04:16All right, there you go.

04:17I'm a little upset, I'll be honest.

04:18Yeah.

04:19Marty Bush, bad pick.

04:22You mushed little Debbie.

04:24This is your fault, you bastard.

04:25Poor Debbie, and I love Debbie.

04:27Yeah, Debbie does great stuff, but this was just,

04:30so you don't hit them all.

04:31All these companies, you don't hit them all.

04:33At least they're trying.

04:34They're trying, yeah.

04:34They're trying to do different things.

04:35You're right.

04:36So that's it.

04:37That's a review of Cosmic Mini Muffins.

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