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Little Debbie Remixed Cosmic Brownies Into Cosmic Mini Muffins!
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11/25/2024
Clem | Snack Boys
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00:00
All right everybody, welcome back to the Snack Boys.
00:02
I'm Eddie, on the other end is Clem,
00:04
in the middle of us is Marty Mush.
00:05
We have finally changed our clothes for the third time.
00:09
Yes.
00:10
I didn't notice that.
00:11
We've finally changed our clothes,
00:12
and today we will be reviewing the new Cosmic Mini Muffins.
00:18
Out of the gate, hot take.
00:19
Cosmic brownies, nothing overrated.
00:22
You're the fucking, you're so disrespectful.
00:25
You're like the best thing in the world.
00:27
In the little Debbie Pantheon,
00:30
I got Nutter Butter above them.
00:33
What, you don't like Nutter Butter?
00:34
No, I love Nutter Butter, I like how you say it.
00:36
Yeah, I think the Christmas trees are better.
00:38
The goat, in my opinion.
00:39
What else we got?
00:40
Cream pies.
00:41
Cream pies above them.
00:43
I love those.
00:43
Those are good cream pies.
00:44
Yes.
00:45
But this is like, you bring this to lunch as a kid,
00:48
you can trade this for anything you want.
00:50
That's the number one pick.
00:51
The local ice cream spot near me,
00:53
their brownie sundae is Cosmic Brownies.
00:56
And I'm like, part of it's like,
00:57
you're getting those for $1.29 at the grocery store.
00:59
Part of it's saying, hey, you know what?
01:01
It can carry its own at an ice cream place as well.
01:04
Let me ask you a question right quick, though.
01:06
Do you think that Minnie Muffins was like, fuck?
01:10
They weren't happy, Marty.
01:12
No, they weren't happy.
01:13
Or Little Bites?
01:14
Little Bites ain't happy that she just took the corner.
01:16
When she comes on the corner, it's like,
01:18
Omar, the bonnet's on, shh, shh, shh.
01:21
Here's the, well.
01:22
You don't think so?
01:23
Here's the problem.
01:25
And I think Columba agrees.
01:26
We're antipens over Little Debbie.
01:29
So I'm interested to see how these are gonna be.
01:31
Yeah, but they never had competition.
01:33
Yeah, but I mean.
01:34
Like, Little Bites never had competition.
01:36
The thing is, what's on the Little Bites,
01:38
there's two things that are a problem
01:39
with an hour slender, Little Bites.
01:41
One, there's like three in the whole bag,
01:44
which I'm sure will be similar here.
01:45
Two, they're like five bucks for all that.
01:47
She goes low with the price.
01:49
Fair, fair.
01:50
She's a price gouger.
01:51
Shut up.
01:52
Debbie goes low.
01:53
Debbie goes low.
01:53
How many are in there?
01:55
That's about the same.
01:56
They should have done five to really get one of them.
01:58
Yes, agreed.
02:00
The number one thing I will look for here
02:03
is I want moistness in a muffin.
02:06
And I wanna see the true identity.
02:10
Is it close to the cosmic brownie?
02:13
They're really pushing the chef on here, too.
02:15
He's on the bags, he's on here.
02:17
You think he's like, does he have a name?
02:19
Is he trying to?
02:19
Muffin Man.
02:21
This is the Muffin Man, how do we met him?
02:23
He's trying to cook Debbie.
02:25
Light and fluffy texture.
02:26
Do you think he's a husband, a brother?
02:28
Like, the family tree, I gotta know.
02:30
You don't find that a little wild opening like that
02:32
when it has a taste?
02:32
I don't like, I didn't really do that.
02:34
This is the lazy man's way out.
02:36
It literally says Tejita.
02:38
It was flimsy.
02:39
All right, here we go.
02:40
I feel like he's coming in hot against Debbie right now.
02:42
I will say these don't feel very moist on the outside.
02:44
Right?
02:45
Oh, I'm a little worried.
02:52
They're just not that moist.
02:54
This is the problem.
02:55
Tell him, Mark.
02:56
Oh, I can't.
02:57
Yeah, you can't.
02:58
You're dry right now.
03:00
This is the problem with these right now.
03:02
The Cosmic Brownie, they should be the same exact thing,
03:05
but it has that frosting on top that moistens the mouth.
03:08
It does not have that.
03:10
But the outside was more moist than I thought,
03:12
but the inside is complete.
03:14
Also, the candies aren't as much as it is on the brownie,
03:19
which I love is the...
03:21
They're not even candy.
03:22
They're fluff.
03:24
It's just, oh my God, it is.
03:26
It's fluff.
03:26
They're funfetti?
03:27
They funfettied us?
03:28
Yeah.
03:29
We just got bamboozled.
03:30
That ain't Cosmic.
03:31
We got funfetti.
03:31
That ain't Cosmic.
03:32
You can get that anywhere.
03:34
Yeah, we got funfetti.
03:35
I mean, I'm not gonna kick them out of bed.
03:37
These are, but they're not, they're not it.
03:40
Yeah, these are like a 4.2.
03:43
I ain't gonna kick them out.
03:44
Really?
03:45
Kick them out of bed?
03:46
Kick them out of bed.
03:47
There's not much I do kick out of bed.
03:49
I mean, listen, I agree,
03:51
but this is like the most thing I've had as a snack,
03:55
but I was really excited for these too.
03:57
I jump with joy when I saw this.
03:58
That was the first pick of the draft.
04:00
Yeah.
04:01
We took that out of all the snacks
04:02
we have to review today.
04:03
Oh my God.
04:03
It's really dry.
04:04
It's really dry.
04:05
4.2?
04:07
3.8.
04:08
Oh, Clem.
04:09
It's a big, it's a big, big bite.
04:12
I'm still gonna say 5.1.
04:13
I still think there's a little more in them.
04:14
Okay.
04:16
All right, there you go.
04:17
I'm a little upset, I'll be honest.
04:18
Yeah.
04:19
Marty Bush, bad pick.
04:22
You mushed little Debbie.
04:24
This is your fault, you bastard.
04:25
Poor Debbie, and I love Debbie.
04:27
Yeah, Debbie does great stuff, but this was just,
04:30
so you don't hit them all.
04:31
All these companies, you don't hit them all.
04:33
At least they're trying.
04:34
They're trying, yeah.
04:34
They're trying to do different things.
04:35
You're right.
04:36
So that's it.
04:37
That's a review of Cosmic Mini Muffins.
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