Froot Loops Bagels Are Somehow A Real Thing

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9/24/2024

Clem | Snack Boys

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00:00What's up everybody, welcome back to the Snack Boys.

00:03I'm Eddie and the other end is Clem and in between us is Mook.

00:06And today we are going to be reviewing Thomas's Mini Bagels Fruit Loops flavor.

00:12Oh yeah.

00:13It's a big review.

00:14I'm excited.

00:15Yeah, this is wild.

00:16I'm pumped up.

00:17You're showing me the options.

00:18I saw those and I started.

00:19I'm hard right now.

00:21Can confirm.

00:22Yes.

00:24We toasted some and we are going to do some not toasted.

00:27I don't know about you guys, but if Fruit Loops are in anything, I'll eat it.

00:32Rice Krispies, Birthday Cake, I think it's the perfect add-on.

00:37So you're actually a Fruit Loop guy?

00:39Fruit Loop guy, for sure.

00:40Tier 1 kind of thing.

00:41Yeah, ice cream.

00:42Ice cream?

00:43Fruit Loops and ice cream.

00:44You haven't done that?

00:45No, I haven't.

00:46That's shocking.

00:47Well, as soon as possible.

00:48I'm kind of surprised myself now.

00:49I'll take the Big Butter Boy.

00:51Geez, I like that one, Ed.

00:52I'm typically a Fruity Pebbles guy.

00:55There is a difference.

00:57It's going to be interesting.

00:58All right, let's dive in.

01:07You know, it brings you to the Fruit Loops a little more subtly than I thought they were going to.

01:11A lot of butter.

01:16What did you think?

01:17We were going to go light on our butter here on the show?

01:19It's there.

01:20It's there.

01:21I said before this I was watching my figure, but here we are.

01:26Very good Fruit Loops bagels.

01:28Five minutes later.

01:29I'll be honest.

01:30I'm having a hard time trying to taste some of the Fruit Loops right now.

01:32Really?

01:40Do we have to be positive?

01:41No.

01:42No.

01:43I didn't get a single loop.

01:45Where's the fruit?

01:47You want to try the Raw Dog one?

01:48Yeah.

01:49I'm going to go Raw Dog cold.

01:56Cool.

01:59Also, shout out Thomas's.

02:01Great fucking English muffins.

02:04Bagel game there.

02:05They hold their own.

02:09I love Thomas's.

02:10Yeah.

02:11As a kid, I had this friend.

02:13His mother was British.

02:15From England.

02:16And she would make like these turkey breakfast sandwiches on Thomas's.

02:20And I would eat like three of them.

02:21English approved?

02:22I would just put them back.

02:23So good.

02:25You guys ever do English muffin pizzas?

02:26That was one of my favorites.

02:27Sounds delicious.

02:28Growing up, yeah.

02:29You get like a little pasta.

02:30You know, like whatever.

02:31Pizza sauce.

02:32And then you throw some matzo on there.

02:33Toast it.

02:34And have yourself a nice easy snack.

02:35That is crunchy.

02:37Yeah, there's not much to these in my opinion.

02:41He's angry.

02:42He's holding the knife.

02:43I'm pretty pissed off.

02:44Stab the bag.

02:45Toucan scent.

02:47I'm going to stab Toucan scent.

02:50Is Toucan scent, is he a good guy?

02:52Yeah.

02:53Do you have any allegations?

02:56Anything pending?

02:57There might be some stuff out there.

02:58I feel like he, I don't know if the fruit was taken, you know, the most proper practices

03:03back in the day.

03:04Yeah.

03:05But I think they've gotten better.

03:06I don't think anyone in Times Square has been him yet, so I think he's in the clear.

03:09You think so?

03:10Yeah.

03:11I think he's okay.

03:12I'm going to say like 4.3.

03:17I'll go 4.9.

03:18It's like a plain bagel with a little hint of Froot Loops.

03:20Maybe if you've got to shut your kids up and you're like, I'll give you the Froot Loops

03:23bagel.

03:24Just eat something.

03:25This is a way to get your kids to eat something.

03:26That's what I'm thinking as a parent.

03:28That's what this is.

03:29Yeah.

03:30Okay.

03:31This is a kid hack.

03:32This was, I mean, it worked on me.

03:34It worked on me.

03:35You guys were like, do you want the Froot Loop bagels?

03:37I was like, yes, please.

03:38So.

03:39You got to eat something.

03:40How about the Froot Loop bagel?

03:41So maybe it makes sense in that, in that world.

03:43But I'm a Thomas's Bagel guy.

03:46Knowing what I just tasted today, plain bagel gets it done.

03:49You don't, there's not much going on here with the Froot Loop.

03:52The smell is okay.

03:53You don't get much of it.

03:54I'll take, I'll take a 3.8.

03:57I'm disappointed in Toucan Sam.

03:59We're all around the same page.

04:00It's, we figured it out.

04:01It's a kid hack.

04:02It's a kid hack.

04:03Circle back with bigger loops next time.

04:05Yeah.

Froot Loops Bagels Are Somehow A Real Thing

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