Dave Portnoy Reviews The Viral $25 Dubai Chocolate Bars With The Snack Boys

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00:00all right everybody welcome back to the snack boys i'm eddie on the other end is clem in

00:03between us is dave and today we will be reviewing dubai chocolate so you've never heard of this

00:09no i have not i don't know how that's possible he says on on tiktok i don't really go on tiktok

00:15anymore i don't i i heard it's like i've seen on tiktok that's how i hear of it how did you see it

00:22that's how i'm surprised you don't know because it's surpassed tiktok like it's made it to me

00:27no i'm not familiar with it and from what i understand so it's like it's a little bit of a

00:32fancy boy chocolate uh there's no specific brand it's just all chocolate from dubai people seem to

00:36like the trainer joe's like there's no like uh like you got to get the hershey's brand you got to get

00:42the uh nestle brand it's all like divide this chocolate from the buy and then other people

00:48are packaging it up and selling they're all saying they're the famous race pretty much there's no one

00:52guy but you just tried to buy chocolate which i guess is pistachio some sort of pistachio inside

00:58of the candy that's in all of it it looks like yeah and the bars go for like 25 bucks a pop

01:03you love pistachios generally not mixed with anything else uh so every dubai chocolate has

01:10this pistachio thing in it i believe so yeah i think that's part of the thing um so yeah

01:17yeah so just eat it so let's let's crack it open we'll show the bar and we'll get after it

01:23forgot you are a big pistachio guy too i love pistachios but not with anything else what about

01:28pistachio cream a little cannoli with pistachio if you run from it no i really i like pistachios

01:33just on its own for the most part so i don't know what i'll think of this we got some i'm guessing

01:39dubai writing on the side there i hate the looks of it hate it well it's a little it was a little i think

01:45that looks disgusting i wouldn't eat it i don't like this do you like the paint on the front i don't

01:49like the paint on the front this looks so stupid and then the pistachio is in the middle now dubai

01:55is that one of those places that's like they've filled up this nice place and everyone comes back

02:00saying it's not so nice no i think people like it dubai's nice i'm thinking i think of another uh

02:05this is weird this feels like it's out of willy wonka very pistachio stencil strong but it doesn't

02:12taste pistachio no no we've had a lot of candy i've never had this texture inside of a candy garden

02:21before it's almost like a wafer texture mm-hmm all right i'll never eat it again no no i don't think

02:29it's very good the chocolate really doesn't do much for me either if you're gonna be wrapped let me

02:35tell you guys something you're gonna be wrapped in something like this you better damn well be dark

02:41chocolate you don't go milk chocolate with this type of appearance do you uh if you're going to

02:48the store whatever i assume you don't do this much anymore what candy bar kick out every time yeah

02:54pretty much yeah because now like that if you had canberry and like lint have you had those brands

03:01or no the little eggs no lint well they do that too the canberry has like just regular bars like that

03:07that are like fancy if you go into a hotel almost all nice hotels will have a dark chocolate bar which

03:14i'll eat i'll eat it before bed they leave it on your pillow sometimes nice dark this this is this

03:19color of gold has to be dark chocolate it has to be so maybe above you guys pay grades i think i think

03:27that's why you're here this this anybody who knows anything and you're gonna say dubai fancy you don't

03:32call milk chocolate belgium chocolate they're saying no this has to be dark chocolate dave the dubai

03:38chocolate there's a tax bracket at this table and it's not me this isn't this doesn't taste expensive

03:43no it doesn't that's the thing 25 but if i got that 25 bucks and i'm like this is 25 yeah disgusting

03:48that was a 25 bar 25 bar wow disgusting uh all right so needless to say if you i don't think it's

03:56disgusting i just like this this seems like it should be in a candy bar wrapper at a convenience

04:03store not 25 dollars not not a fancy hotel would you say even like a dollar general are we talking

04:09like dollars no this is just like milk chocolate i used to love milk chocolate and kit kats my favorite

04:16but i know what i'm getting if you're telling me i'm getting fancy chocolate it has to be dark chocolate

04:20so now you're a dark chocolate guy i do like dark chocolate once the the bank account got bigger your

04:25kate's budget i mean i still it's just if i'm eating pure chocolate has to be dark chocolate

04:30if i'm in a candy bar like a kit kat fine milk this if you charge 25 dollars wrapping it like this

04:36you've got a dark it has to be dark chocolate come on day one stuff so it's a packaging issue

04:41it's a lot of issues going on here and i don't like pistachios mixing with anything else

04:45who's the uh slugworth this is a slugworth thing to do you know wonka wouldn't do this kind of stuff

04:50slugsworth would kind of do this kind of 25 is insane that's a lot i did not realize

04:55that's how much they got i think that's their thing is hey it's an expensive candy bar

04:58it's big on tick tock come try our so needless to say if you had to give it a thumbs

05:04up thumbs down or a thumbs medium you're going not even medium down all the way all right

05:09dave thank you you're welcome that's the review we'll see you guys next time

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