Post Malone Oreo Review

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00:00All right, everybody. Welcome back to the Snack Boys. I'm Eddie. On the other end is Clem.

00:03Between us is Tommy Smokes. And today we will be reviewing Oreo Post Malone.

00:09You picked this, Tommy. Yeah, I mean, I like Post Malone because I might be going

00:13like a rock star. Things of that ilk. I like Oreos. I used to have six Oreos every day when

00:20I got home from school. Really? Well, it was Malamars. It was Malamar season. September,

00:24October, November. And then I would switch to either Chips Ahoy or Double Stuffed Oreos,

00:30usually Double Stuffed Oreos. What made you go with a distinct six?

00:33So the Malamars came in 18 packs. Okay. And so it was three little slits of six each. And then

00:40one time I cleanly took one and that threw me off schedule for weeks. Did you ask? I didn't ask.

00:47She didn't ask but she got fired the next day. Yeah, she's still with us. My mom always left out

00:54like, oh, you know, you want a crumb cake or whatever. Always leaves out things, coffee,

00:58to the point where it's like, all right, you know, what are we? Member of the family. Yeah.

01:01And then it's like, but the Malamars were tucked away in the closet. She went in and took one and

01:06always had a rival. I can tell.

01:12I have had these. Have you guys had these yet? No. Waiting. My kids had them and they had mixed

01:18reviews on them. Oh. What? Okay. So it is Posties. Does he call himself Postie? Posties

01:25Swirled Salted Caramel and Shortbread Flavored Cream. The pungentness. It is. Is that a word?

01:32It's stinking up there. I don't like the color of them. And listen, I know people are going to say,

01:38oh, you're complaining about your cleaning lady, you rich spoiled little ruts. We were a middle

01:42class family. You have a cleaning lady come once a month. That's fine. That's normal. And I

01:46fucking love them. I love Malamars and she, she took that from me. I don't like the look of these. I

01:52don't like that one side is white. Yeah. Posties Swirled. It's a bit swirly kind of. How do you

01:59guys eat your wings? So I'm trying. I'm doing the cream off version first and then I'm going to eat

02:04that one. Three different ways. Three types of guys in this world.

02:22Robbie's cackling. Robbie's a live studio audience. He loves that one for me.

02:25It tastes like something I can't put my finger on, but I don't think I like it.

02:38It's almost just like a very caramelly

02:42Oreo, right? But I like, I don't like that you say caramel. Caramel? I said caramel. I say caramel.

02:48I say caramel. I say caramel. Of course you do. You got a cleaning lady.

02:51It's very clean lady. It's very clean lady. What is that like? Caramel. That's how you

02:56say it. Caramel. No, it's caramel. Caramel. Caramel. Caramel? Caramel?

03:01However you say it. I usually like it a lot. I don't. So this, this taste reminds me of

03:07something from my childhood and it's something I think I didn't care for. I think it reminds

03:11you of like a, like a really heavy caramel, like a cheesecake or something. At least that's what I get.

03:17It's not even that caramel. I want to try to get the white side off. They're very sweet.

03:24Does it always, is it always just the black side? You can only get the black side off?

03:28Ah, that's the way it appears. Is that how posty Asperger you made?

03:31Yeah, let's keep trying if I could get, if I could get the white side off.

03:35Any thoughts? Um, a lot going on. Like I think you guys said. There's like a crunchiness in the, um,

03:43I don't know if that's the salt in the cream, but there is like a crunchiness there.

03:47It is. I can't put my finger on what it is. It does taste like something. I've definitely had

03:52something like this before. The fact is shortbread flavored cream is bananas in itself though. It's

03:57almost too aggressive to be in Korea. Let me throw something at you. The cream on its own actually

04:03pretty good. I think it's the cookie itself that I don't care for the flavor of. Because it's not like a

04:09traditional obviously chocolate Oreo. Yeah, I think if you put that cream in a regular Oreo it would

04:14actually be pretty good. The cream doesn't have like a ton of bite. Like, no, the cream's pretty solid.

04:19Yeah. I did, I peeled it off before, but then I'm still giving it like a 6-2. All white cookies.

04:30It's crazy. I think it's like a 6-2.

04:36I can do it off these. I kind of like the cream, but

04:39something about, I don't want to bite into this. If you got rid of this, I think the issue is the

04:51white. The issue is the white side of the Oreo. If I had that cream on the two black ones, it'd be

04:58fine. Do you like golden Oreos? No. I hate them. I don't like them. And the fact that you have to

05:03basically sign up. Right. You have to. You have no choice. So you guys are not, I'm going, you know

05:08what this is for me? Trent Richardson. It's like, had a big name, was excited. I was excited when these

05:14came out. Right. And then when I first had the cream, I said, all right, we're going with them

05:18somewhere here. And I think it's, but it's not a rebuy. I would never opt for these over a regular

05:24Oreo. No. Ever. Same. Ever. Yeah.

05:27Um, I'll go like a 5.6. Okay. You should leave these after your community lady.

05:33Yeah. Bring them back home. She wouldn't even eat them. Getting her back all these years later.

05:41Yeah. Getting her posties, posties Oreos. I mean, she's a nice lady, lovely lady.

05:45Yeah. What's her name? Should we have her first name? I don't know if I want to. Yeah. Linda? Eva. Eva.

05:51Eva. Nice name. Nice. I saw her again, and I saw her recently, or like a couple years ago,

05:56I saw her in the city, outside my apartment. I thought I was seeing fucking girls.

05:59Is it like seeing your teacher outside school?

06:01She's like, on Long Island. And I was like, she like, was like,

06:05Topaz. She's like, Polish. And I was like, Eva? Like, what? What the fuck are you doing?

06:12I think that would be very stunning. I think it was the most stunned I've ever been to see

06:16somebody anywhere. Like, I was like, what? Like, my mind couldn't compete. I was like,

06:21what's going on? Like, I'm outside my apartment right now. That's great.

06:23That's great. But now, years later, she's changed the story.

06:26And she also takes care of my aunt with an Uncle Tony. And she, she tells them,

06:30she's like, she's like, yeah, shout out to Uncle Tony. Yeah.

06:33And she's like, she'll be like, I'll never forget when Thomas, like,

06:36stopped me in the city to say hi to me. Like, no, you said hi to me.

06:40She's doing you a solid by making you look like a man. No, she's like, oh,

06:43wait, we get along. So, and listen, I do like her. She's a lovely lady,

06:46but she did eat my mouth. Shout out to Eva.

06:51Hopefully, Eva's not a big snagging off.

06:56No, this one's dedicated to me. Yeah, very important.

06:59Yes, exactly. Thanks, Tom.

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