Cheetos Cheese Pizza Review Featuring Honorary (And Future?) Snack Boy Dana Beers

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00:00All right everybody, welcome back to the Snack Boys. I'm Matty, he's Clem and today we're joined

00:03by Dana Beard. Last time we had this guy on, he was indulging. I'm the third snack boy.

00:11I am the third snack boy. I'm calling it now. Dana was invited on a snack quest with us earlier

00:19at Barstool. Dana was one of three people, including me and Ed. So he's essentially the

00:22third snack boy, at least in the eyes of the people here at Barstool. We went on a shoot

00:26that was revolved around food and it was us three. Is there any snacks in your pockets

00:32right now? Let's start with that. Do you have any snacks? Last time I saw you, you had three

00:35different snacks in your pockets. I haven't been snacking today, just to be ready for this.

00:41So I'm ready. Today, as I said on the top, we're reviewing Cheetos Puffs Cheese Pizza.

00:47I'm kind of fired up for this. I am intrigued. Are they going to taste like pizza? Is it going

00:54to taste like cheese pizza? You're making a very distinct line here. I don't think Chester

00:59has that in his bag though, does he? I mean, I think Pringles did a really good job with that

01:05pizza variation. I've never really indulged much. I don't really indulge in pizza flavored things.

01:10What else is good pizza? Goldfish. I haven't had it, but I've seen it. So it's been donned

01:16successfully, is my point. But I feel like he's hammering on the cheese pizza because he's a

01:20cheese guy. Cheddar cheese pizza. A little side story. This might get me in trouble saying it

01:24live on Snack Boys here. My wife one time made a homemade pizza. I come downstairs to see it made

01:29with cheese, cheddar cheese. And I go, why would you use cheddar? Are we out of mozz? She goes,

01:33oh, I forgot. You forgot that they use mozzarella cheese. So I don't know what was going on.

01:39That was a bad one. The more cheese, the better in my mind. No matter what. Yeah. So

01:45pop it open. Nothing better than popping a big bag. Yeah. Now this is the thing about

01:51your teeth are about to get caked in this cheese pizza.

01:56Don't love the smell. It smells like, it smells like Cheetos. It's like a modified,

02:02slightly modified Cheeto. Yeah, for sure. It looks the same. Maybe a little red flakes on it.

02:09Yeah, I'm going to say this off the bat. I never, I didn't grow up in a Cheeto household, so

02:13I don't have the perfect palate for Cheetos. We didn't do a, we didn't do puffs in our house

02:23of any sort. You crunchy or no? We just didn't do cheesy cheese puffs.

02:29Oh, you poor thing. You can't come with the Snack Boys. We'll take care of you.

02:33You know, I, I know what you're going to say.

02:45You're going to tell me you're disappointed. No, I'm honestly like, this is one where I'm

02:50truly trying to like figure them out. I was so focused on the cheese pizza.

02:57Well, the end was in the middle. You said the sauce on it. It took a little bit of cheese on

03:02me and put sauce on it, right? I ate the whole bag. So you like them? Yeah. Welcome to the

03:09cheese noodle world. This is like giving someone like their first hits on us. Crap. Yeah. They're

03:15growing on me. They are growing on me. Actually, they're pretty good. Because you're right. When

03:19you said that, like it's just a Cheeto with a little sauce, like cheese thing. I don't know

03:23why the hammer cheese so much on the front. It's all about the sauce.

03:30I ate the whole fucking bag. They're pretty subtle too. Here, take the bag.

03:38We're not going to give a review.

03:47Are they a little bland? Yeah. Yeah. Are they a little bland?

03:52Of course. The aftertaste is probably bland. They feel like the bare Cheeto.

04:037-1. This is two pros pros. 7-1. I was going to say 7-1. Really? Yeah. I could say. 7-1.

04:13What they've made Cheeto worse with this. Okay. So it's definitely not better than Puff's. No,

04:18definitely not. But it's like they took a Puff, they kind of just rolled it in some

04:22love and that's what I get out of it. So it's like, I'm wanting, they didn't do enough to

04:26distinct from the regular Puff. So now I just want the regular Puff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All

04:31right. That's the review. Thank you, Daniel. See you guys next time.

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