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BREAKING: The Totino's Pizza Rolls Empire Has Moved On To The Breakfast Game
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9/24/2024
Clem | Snack Boys
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00:00
All right, everybody, welcome back to the Snack Boys.
00:03
I'm at a East Clement today.
00:04
We are reviewing Totino's new breakfast snack bites.
00:10
It's bacon and cheese scramble.
00:14
Let's call it what it is.
00:16
It's a pizza roll for breakfast.
00:17
Yes.
00:18
All right, let's not get fancy here at Totino's.
00:20
Yep.
00:21
I thought, is there not, is there no egg in here?
00:25
I think scramble implies the egg.
00:27
I don't think they can probably legally put egg in here.
00:31
I was like, what's going on here?
00:34
Needless to say, extremely high hopes for these.
00:37
These could turn the breakfast game on its head.
00:40
Game changer.
00:41
Yeah, they really can, so.
00:43
Think about what pizza rolls did for the snack game.
00:45
After school, you come back, you go sleigh riding,
00:47
or you're playing video games with your friends,
00:49
and you're just hammering down pizza bites.
00:51
There's a problem, though.
00:53
Either they're too cold,
00:55
or they're pure lava in your mouth
00:57
and your entire mouth is burnt to the crust.
00:58
You're right, you're right.
00:59
That's an issue with Totino's, they know that.
01:01
And it took like 12 minutes to make, so it's a long time.
01:03
Like, so breakfast, you better be an early riser
01:06
and make sure you have enough time to get to school.
01:08
But like I said, I couldn't have higher hopes for these.
01:11
The OGs are some of the best.
01:13
You have it on a drunk night, or you have it as a kid.
01:16
They're great, so.
01:18
Little tip, I'm sure people know this.
01:20
You bite the corner.
01:24
Let it air out a little bit.
01:27
Get the fumes.
01:28
Yep, let it out, let it out, let the heat out.
01:30
No one, don't be a hero.
01:33
I just love the crust.
01:34
Whatever it is, it's like the perfect consistency.
01:36
It plays here as well.
01:40
Is it hot?
01:41
Hot.
01:42
Plenty of cheese, plenty of bacon.
01:44
That's honestly all I care about.
01:45
Just give me the scramble in name only,
01:47
and I can just eat bacon and cheese.
01:48
I can live with that for breakfast.
01:53
Whatever it is, you breathe that cream.
01:57
Fire breathing dragon.
01:59
This one got a little slit, hopefully it's.
02:05
Kind of tastes like a Hot Pocket.
02:06
Yes, mini Hot Pocket.
02:10
I fuck with them.
02:12
Like this is one of those things where,
02:14
when McDonald's gave us all day breakfast,
02:16
and we were so excited, everyone was screaming for years,
02:18
and then when you got it,
02:19
you didn't order as much as you thought you would,
02:21
you didn't back up your promise.
02:23
It's kind of like this,
02:24
it's something like we thought we would want,
02:27
and I don't think,
02:27
like it's definitely try it,
02:29
and it's definitely good,
02:30
but I don't think you'll be kicking pizza down the stairs
02:33
to get to this at all.
02:36
Now.
02:37
You agree?
02:37
Yeah, like with this,
02:38
maybe would you fuck with this before like a eggs,
02:41
it's tough with frozen breakfasts,
02:43
like eggs things, right?
02:45
I'd rather just make it or buy a sandwich.
02:46
Yeah, it's hard, yeah.
02:48
It's hard to say.
02:49
I mean, it's definitely got a place for someone,
02:51
and it's not bad.
02:54
I wish they were better,
02:57
but they could be worse.
03:03
Five, eight?
03:04
They got six, six.
03:06
So.
03:07
You know what, I'll raise mine up a little bit.
03:08
Six, I'll go six, even.
03:09
Yeah, so.
03:11
Damn, we wanted to be,
03:13
we wanted to love these.
03:14
Maybe the sausage was better, I don't know.
03:15
Yeah.
03:16
We only got the bacon,
03:17
maybe we'll do the sausage one next time,
03:18
but yeah, that's the review.
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