BREAKING: The Totino's Pizza Rolls Empire Has Moved On To The Breakfast Game

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00:00All right, everybody, welcome back to the Snack Boys.

00:03I'm at a East Clement today.

00:04We are reviewing Totino's new breakfast snack bites.

00:10It's bacon and cheese scramble.

00:14Let's call it what it is.

00:16It's a pizza roll for breakfast.

00:17Yes.

00:18All right, let's not get fancy here at Totino's.

00:20Yep.

00:21I thought, is there not, is there no egg in here?

00:25I think scramble implies the egg.

00:27I don't think they can probably legally put egg in here.

00:31I was like, what's going on here?

00:34Needless to say, extremely high hopes for these.

00:37These could turn the breakfast game on its head.

00:40Game changer.

00:41Yeah, they really can, so.

00:43Think about what pizza rolls did for the snack game.

00:45After school, you come back, you go sleigh riding,

00:47or you're playing video games with your friends,

00:49and you're just hammering down pizza bites.

00:51There's a problem, though.

00:53Either they're too cold,

00:55or they're pure lava in your mouth

00:57and your entire mouth is burnt to the crust.

00:58You're right, you're right.

00:59That's an issue with Totino's, they know that.

01:01And it took like 12 minutes to make, so it's a long time.

01:03Like, so breakfast, you better be an early riser

01:06and make sure you have enough time to get to school.

01:08But like I said, I couldn't have higher hopes for these.

01:11The OGs are some of the best.

01:13You have it on a drunk night, or you have it as a kid.

01:16They're great, so.

01:18Little tip, I'm sure people know this.

01:20You bite the corner.

01:24Let it air out a little bit.

01:27Get the fumes.

01:28Yep, let it out, let it out, let the heat out.

01:30No one, don't be a hero.

01:33I just love the crust.

01:34Whatever it is, it's like the perfect consistency.

01:36It plays here as well.

01:40Is it hot?

01:41Hot.

01:42Plenty of cheese, plenty of bacon.

01:44That's honestly all I care about.

01:45Just give me the scramble in name only,

01:47and I can just eat bacon and cheese.

01:48I can live with that for breakfast.

01:53Whatever it is, you breathe that cream.

01:57Fire breathing dragon.

01:59This one got a little slit, hopefully it's.

02:05Kind of tastes like a Hot Pocket.

02:06Yes, mini Hot Pocket.

02:10I fuck with them.

02:12Like this is one of those things where,

02:14when McDonald's gave us all day breakfast,

02:16and we were so excited, everyone was screaming for years,

02:18and then when you got it,

02:19you didn't order as much as you thought you would,

02:21you didn't back up your promise.

02:23It's kind of like this,

02:24it's something like we thought we would want,

02:27and I don't think,

02:27like it's definitely try it,

02:29and it's definitely good,

02:30but I don't think you'll be kicking pizza down the stairs

02:33to get to this at all.

02:36Now.

02:37You agree?

02:37Yeah, like with this,

02:38maybe would you fuck with this before like a eggs,

02:41it's tough with frozen breakfasts,

02:43like eggs things, right?

02:45I'd rather just make it or buy a sandwich.

02:46Yeah, it's hard, yeah.

02:48It's hard to say.

02:49I mean, it's definitely got a place for someone,

02:51and it's not bad.

02:54I wish they were better,

02:57but they could be worse.

03:03Five, eight?

03:04They got six, six.

03:06So.

03:07You know what, I'll raise mine up a little bit.

03:08Six, I'll go six, even.

03:09Yeah, so.

03:11Damn, we wanted to be,

03:13we wanted to love these.

03:14Maybe the sausage was better, I don't know.

03:15Yeah.

03:16We only got the bacon,

03:17maybe we'll do the sausage one next time,

03:18but yeah, that's the review.

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