00:00Alright everybody, welcome back to the Snack Boys. I'm Eddie. On the other end is Clem. In between us is John Feidelberg and today we will be reviewing Sour Patch Kids Strawberry Watermelon Glow Ups. John, you're the Sour Patch guy. I'm the Sour Patch guy. Sour Patch man? I'm the Sour Patch. No, I'm a Sour Patch boy. I'm a Sour Patch boy. I mean, I have a tattoo of Sour Patch Kids. Yeah, I got it right here on my, like, Vibs gave it to me. Okay.
00:26A certain color or no? Yeah, I'll show it to you guys, right? I mean, I figure we're gonna be around the bush here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just block it out.
00:35Bang. Oh, nice. Nice. Yeah, Vibs is not an artist, but... Hey, fun fact, it's sour if you look at it.
00:47Thoughts on this flavor? Um, so I, I, you know what, this is actually, sorry, let me sit down. Um, this is a funny flavor for me to try because
00:56I would not say strawberry or watermelon are either of my favorite flavors in the world. I think, uh,
01:02I like them both as the actual fruit. I think, like, banana, they don't really translate to the gummy flavor.
01:09Yeah, watermelon, like, lacks, like, some type of puncture. Yeah. Like, there's something missing sometimes.
01:14I'm the opposite. I like candy watermelon. I don't like real watermelon. There's not enough flavor in real watermelon.
01:18And also, like, is this just, I mean, I know it's a strawberry watermelon, but, like, sour patch watermelon very much exists.
01:25Oh, yeah. And it's like, I'm a fake player. I don't care for them. Really? Nope. What color is it?
01:30The color, it's like, they look like little watermelons. Oh, I love the watermelons. Yeah. I thought you meant the kids.
01:34You don't like the watermelons? No. No, I do like, I love, that's my favorite part.
01:39Well, that's my favorite part. No, the consistency is too different.
01:41Too different sour patch. Yeah, I like the sour patch. It's like, um, like, uh, pasta as a kid, like, uh, spaghetti.
01:48Oh, I'm sorry, macaroni and cheese. Like, the figurines were the better tasting ones. You know what I mean?
01:52Yeah. With the Mac? Yes.
01:54Like, you didn't want the little spin wheels. You wanted fucking rocket power or whatever the hell they had.
01:59I think the kid holds the flavor better than the watermelon does.
02:02That's a good take. Yeah.
02:03Uh, is there anything like your relationship with sour patch you want to talk about? Are you guys, are you guys cool? What's going on here?
02:11I, no, I don't, we don't have much of a relationship. Um, they did follow me. Oh, these look nice. Okay, the presentation's very strong. They look kind of cotton candy.
02:21I got a quick whiff there.
02:23I think this actually is going to be delicious. Oh, okay.
02:26I think, I think I'm really going to like this.
02:27It smells good. Yeah.
02:29I started salivating.
02:30Now, now, see, so first of all, to answer your original question, my relationship with sour patch kids, they've DM'd me a time or two.
02:36They've never, I don't believe they've ever sent me anything.
02:40Um, and I have, I've put forth the offer before.
02:43If, if there is a candy company who thinks they got the goods to be better than sour patch, I will, I will tattoo over.
02:51Oh.
02:52Wow.
02:53Yeah, I, I've said that before.
02:55I'll say it again, if some candy company wants to make me their candy, I'll make them me, the face of me.
03:01Does it got to be sour or does it got to be sour?
03:03No, it can be anything.
03:04I like it all.
03:04I like chocolate.
03:05I like, I, I don't really do much of the, uh, like chips and things like that, but candy, chocolate, sour patch, sour, sour, gummy, urine, that late I'm in.
03:14Okay.
03:15These have like confetti in them or something like, they have little pieces of like color.
03:20Oh, I've dropped one.
03:22We got more.
03:24I think it's really good.
03:27It's smooth.
03:30Now this is the thing that I like about it, which I like about the watermelons.
03:33It's not as sour.
03:34The watermelons aren't as sour.
03:36Not as sour.
03:36You know?
03:37No.
03:37I like that.
03:38And first of all, delicious.
03:41It's great.
03:41One thing I do, and it varies depending on what, what, what mood I'm in.
03:49Because sometimes I really want the sour.
03:51Other times I leave a bag in the fridge because the fridge also takes down the sour.
03:55So it's really more of a gummy in there.
03:57You never knew that.
03:58Yeah.
03:58I know.
03:58I got all kinds of waste to eat up sourpast.
04:00Sometimes here's what you like to do.
04:01I just throw it in my mouth.
04:03I'll let it sit there for like a minute and a half.
04:05Oh.
04:06I suck all the sour off.
04:08And just get the, I just get the gummy afterwards.
04:11And that, what that does, is it, it gets the gummy nice and saturated.
04:17And so when you bite into it, it's a little moister than you use it.
04:20Yeah.
04:20Mm-hmm.
04:21Mm-hmm.
04:21Yeah.
04:21I like that.
04:22I can see what makes it look like.
04:24Yeah.
04:24You marinate it in your saliva.
04:27And then it kind of explodes in your mouth like a gusher.
04:29Mm.
04:30I'm happy we're getting.
04:31I got all kinds of waste.
04:32No, I'm a smaller, yeah.
04:34That's good.
04:34But with sourpast kids, your experience with them will be determined by, I don't know if
04:39it's freshness, but sometimes there's a perfect level of hardness.
04:42Yes.
04:42Right.
04:43Oh, you're a smart man, Clint.
04:44Yep.
04:44100%.
04:45Sometimes they're too hard.
04:46Sometimes they're too hard.
04:47Sometimes they're too soft.
04:48And that's when they'll get stuck up in your teeth.
04:49Yes.
04:50Which I told the story on KFC Radio recently that I was once a dating lady who she also
04:57very much did a sourpast because we had a bad batch.
04:59We got a Fenty-laced batch.
05:01And so we threw it away.
05:04But at like 2 a.m., the craving started calling.
05:08So I'm in the garbage.
05:10I'm down there and she hears rustling in the apartment.
05:13So she comes out and she's like, what are you doing?
05:15I'm comp up like a raccoon.
05:18I'm like, sorry.
05:19I'm like, I'm sorry.
05:20She goes, are you getting the Sour Patch Kids?
05:21And I said, yes.
05:22She said, that's what I came out to do, too.
05:23And I was wearing a cardigan because it was winter.
05:26And I had a pocket just full.
05:28Because I didn't want to bring the bag back to bed because then she'd know I got it.
05:30Yes.
05:31So I just had a pocket full and I was going to just lay in bed and sneak in.
05:36Mid-sleep Sour Patch Kids.
05:37That's crazy.
05:38Wow.
05:39These are Kibana.
05:40These are heavy.
05:41These are good, but are we sure they're not just the watermelon ones and Sour Patch Kids ones?
05:48That's exactly what they are.
05:49They're the watermelon.
05:50They're the watermelon.
05:51You fucking like the watermelon.
05:52I like them as a kid.
05:54You like them as a kid.
05:55Yeah.
05:56That's exactly what they are.
05:57They're the watermelon.
05:58I think that's what it is.
05:58I even put strawberry there.
06:00No, it's completely.
06:01I think the strawberry cuts it a little.
06:03Cuts the flavor.
06:04Sour Patch Kids has been like, hey, the watermelon turned into a kid.
06:08It's a miracle.
06:09They're good, though.
06:10That's like a 7-7.
06:13I like how all the candy companies are doing this stuff recently, and I know you guys are
06:18on the forefront of that, but all the collabs, it feels like when the sneaker industry was
06:24really popular, like 10 years ago, and it was like New Balance and fucking ALD.
06:30Goosebumps.
06:30I bought the Goosebumps New Balances.
06:33Goosebumps New Balances.
06:34I've never worn them.
06:35I've never worn them.
06:35They're awesome.
06:36They're a Kawhi's.
06:38What do you give it, John?
06:40Score out of 10.
06:40Yeah.
06:43That's really strong.
06:44It's exactly why you say it.
06:45This is the first time I've had the watermelon in a kid form.
06:539-2.
06:549-2.
06:55Here we go.
06:57Huh.
06:57I'm trying it.
06:58So now I'm changing it up.
06:59I'm doing practice.
07:00I'm comparing to an athlete here.
07:01I'm trying to think.
07:02You know, I was going to do, like, the watermelons one guy, and then when he went to another team
07:06and became a different guy, I'm not even going to do it.
07:09Actually, no, I'm going to do that.
07:10Kevin Garnett on the Celtics.
07:11KG on the Celtics.
07:13That's a game changer.
07:13So it's better.
07:15Well, maybe not statistically.
07:16T-Wolves, he was a fucking monster MVP.
07:18Four of a winner.
07:19Still fucking good.
07:20That's smoother, though.
07:21And I think KG.
07:21KG was a maniac.
07:23Won a ring there.
07:23I still prefer Minnesota KG, all things considered.
07:27That might put the ring on the finger.
07:28People would fight the word.
07:30They'd fucking appreciate the watermelon finger for what it is.
