00:00Look who's back. It's me, man. No, it's Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore 2, premiering on July 25th on Netflix.
00:11Fun fact, top three people I want to meet in life. Adam Sandler, Kid Cudi, Tom Brady.
00:17What a weird list. Yeah, but it's my guys.
00:21It's been 29 years since we last saw Adam Sandler's beloved character, and finally, Happy will be back on the golf course in Happy Gilmore 2, premiering on July 25th on Netflix.
00:34Genuinely so excited.
00:36The movie features Julie Bowen, Christopher McDonald, as well as Benito Antonio Ocasio-Martine.
00:45I'm impressed with your pronunciation skills.
00:47So go to your happy place on July 25th to watch Happy Gilmore 2, only on Netflix.
00:53July 25th.
00:54And in honor of Happy Gilmore 2, I thought it'd be a good time for me to teach you some proper golf etiquette.
01:02I'll tell you right now, Francis, every lesson you teach me I know nothing about.
01:07I got you on this one.
01:09Oh, okay.
01:10Oh, yeah.
01:10These are not the rules of golf.
01:11I know there's etiquette and there's golf.
01:13I don't care about you and your rules of golf.
01:16Right.
01:17But etiquette, buddy boy.
01:19You strike me as someone who needs etiquette in their life.
01:24Yes.
01:24And you strike me as someone who might wear jorts to play golf.
01:29You play golf on a course where there is very little graph.
01:33Yeah, the tee box looks like Baghdad.
01:35I can just picture you in the group ahead of me.
01:41Mm-hmm.
01:42You know.
01:42Sigs.
01:43Kind of really not focusing too hard on moving too quickly.
01:47I'm a heavy golf bag guy because the big pocket usually has about seven to eight beers in it.
01:53That's fine with me.
01:54And I'll tell you why.
01:55You're not a guy who's going to have caddies.
01:58Oh, God, no.
01:59If you are playing on a caddy-manned golf course, you should keep your back light.
02:06Okay.
02:06Before you hand it over to the caddy, get rid of all those extra trash, beer cans.
02:12What if you want one?
02:13The 17 dusty golf balls you're not going to actually use.
02:17Fun fact.
02:18Recently over the summer, somebody offered me a caddy position.
02:22Yeah?
02:22Yeah, and I thought about it.
02:23You thought about leaving this job?
02:25No, no, no.
02:25It would be a weekend, you know?
02:27Oh.
02:27Every now and then get some extra cash.
02:29What are you, a single mother?
02:31Yeah, and do that.
02:32And then what, work night school to, you know, work your way up?
02:37Give your children the life that you never had?
02:39What's the standard tipping etiquette?
02:42My best advice would be that in a quiet moment, you go into the pro shop, you're talking to
02:48the starter or the guy behind the counter, and you just say, look, hey, listen, I want
02:52to be in the right realm here.
02:53Can you just tell me what a pretty solid tip is here?
02:56Honesty and transparency.
02:57Yeah, and they'll give you what would be maybe the average, and then I would add 20 bucks
03:01on top of that if you want to be a good guy.
03:02No running on the greens.
03:04Now, I don't even feel like I need to tell you that.
03:06I don't really see you as being a guy who's picking up the pace anywhere on the golf course.
03:11But then I want to say, don't drag your feet on the greens.
03:16Yeah, that's obvious.
03:18I'm not going to run around running my cleats up all over the fucking joint.
03:21I know, but I could see you being kind of a shuffle kind of guy, and that creates those
03:27little furry burns on the green that make it not the perfect putting surface.
03:31A little dance move after a birdie make?
03:33Don't do that.
03:34Don't do that.
03:35Not even a little Dana B shuffle?
03:37The place that we want to protect the most on the golf course is the putting green.
03:42Okay, what about push carts?
03:44What's the best place for you to put your push cart when you come up to the green to
03:48go putt?
03:48Close to the tee box.
03:49The next tee box.
03:51You think I don't owe my shit, Francis?
03:52Make it on the way.
03:54It feels nice to be in a lesson where I actually know stuff for once.
03:58This is good.
03:58Yeah, what else you got?
03:59You're playing against a guy, and he's lining up his putt, and you're standing between his
04:05putt and the hole.
04:07What's something you should be mindful of?
04:09Stand still.
04:10Great.
04:11No shadows.
04:12Oh, lovely.
04:13That's what I was looking for.
04:14Obviously, you don't want it anywhere near his line.
04:17Love that.
04:18If you are in a match of some sort, you can't stand in a distance where you can see where
04:26the balls go.
04:26Yeah, you shouldn't be using an opponent's putt to line up your putt.
04:31That's exactly right.
04:31I don't owe my shit.
04:32Come on.
04:32But as soon as they putt it, you can walk around to get a view from that point on.
04:38I like when I surprise you.
04:39I'm so pleased.
04:40When I know shit.
04:40That was a genuine like, oh, yeah.
04:42Feels like I have a good student all of a sudden.
04:44I know what I know, and what I do know, I know a lot of that, and I know it very much.
04:51Okay.
04:52I know golf, and I know it very well.
04:55Mm-hmm.
04:55I don't give a fuck about the Great China War of 1844.
05:01I don't.
05:02Did you make that rhyme on purpose?
05:03Did I?
05:04The Great China War of 1844.
05:06Of 1844.
05:07When it's something I'm passionate about, I'm passionate about golf.
05:10I go all in, and I know everything I need to know.
05:13I don't need to know about Saturn.
05:16Right.
05:16Okay.
05:17Yeah.
05:18Mark your ball.
05:19Mm-hmm.
05:19There's a decent chance that someone else in your group is probably playing the same ball
05:24you are these days.
05:25We all like the same balls, right?
05:27It's true.
05:28So, if you hit your ball off the fairway, and you and your buddy or someone, your opponent,
05:34or he's courteously helping you look for your ball, and he goes, what are you playing?
05:39And you're like, ah, I think it's a tailor-made or something like that.
05:42But, you know, immediately, if I'm helping you find that ball, I'm like, I think this
05:46guy's fucking cheating.
05:46You're saying put literally with a marker.
05:49Put your little, put your smiley face.
05:51Put your initials on it, or a line that you want to use to help line up your putt.
05:54Some sort of distinguishing feature to be like, I know that my ball is a tailor-made TP5,
06:01it's a tailor-made 3, and it's got the initials DB on it.
06:05You know what I do?
06:05Three red dots.
06:07Perfect.
06:07That's fine.
06:08Three red dots.
06:09Boom, boom, boom.
06:10Boom, boom, boom.
06:10What do those signify?
06:12I don't know.
06:12I like dots.
06:13Yeah, who doesn't?
06:15And the candy.
06:16The candy dots are pretty good, too.
06:17Leave it beyond a shadow of a doubt.
06:20When someone says, what?
06:22That's a saying?
06:23Yeah.
06:23What does that mean?
06:24Make it clear.
06:25Don't leave any doubt.
06:27What does that have to do with shadows?
06:29Don't fixate on the shadows.
06:31You've already talked about shadows.
06:32I would love to know what doubt has to do with shadows.
06:35Beyond a shadow of a doubt?
06:36You've never heard that before?
06:38Probably.
06:38It's probably come gone.
06:40I don't know.
06:41Come and gone.
06:43What does doubt have to do with shadows?
06:46Sorry.
06:46That's okay.
06:47I got sidetracked.
06:48You're good.
06:48You're good.
06:49You're still in my good standing room.
06:51All right, all right, cool.
06:52Let's go.
06:52You've earned enough brownie points.
06:54Yeah, can the next lesson be NBA rosters?
06:57No.
06:58It's redundant.
06:59Don't make excessive noise.
07:00Be quiet, right?
07:02If someone's about to hit a putt, don't be like,
07:04ah, this is a tough putt you're about to hit.
07:07Right?
07:08Tip the card, girl, well.
07:10Be nice to everyone.
07:11Keep up with the people in front of you.
07:13And generally, just try not to be an asshole.
07:15Respect the course.
07:16Fix your pitch marks.
07:18Yes, always.
07:19When you hit a high ball into the green and it lands,
07:21do you know how to do that?
07:22Boom.
07:23Boom.
07:24Nope.
07:24Oh, no, no, no, no.
07:25Boom.
07:27Boom.
07:27That's it.
07:28I would love to get out there with you someday
07:31and I can prove to you that I am an etiquetal golfer.
07:36All right, I believe it.
07:37All right.
07:38You've done really well today, Dana.
07:41Well, I told you guys,
07:42if it's something I like and I'm passionate about,
07:45I know it.
07:47Yeah.
07:47I know it forever.
07:48Well, hopefully you will bring that same passion
