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02:42in nantucket right now no no so you're not here like all summer no i are you teeing me up to bring
02:49up that i i have to rent out my place to afford it no i wasn't okay fair no i'm just yeah i'm i'm there
02:56about uh 15 to 20 days of summer got it i was just curious uh so on a day like today before a day
03:03like today where it's like a hundred degrees in watertown where i am what's it in nantucket right
03:08now well is it way different today or five yeah but it it's like it's probably 20 mile per hour winds
03:15do you have that right now no no so but that must be nice oh yeah i would i would want that wind up here
03:21today kirk oh yeah no for sure yeah yeah good and the thing is i don't know if you can see i don't
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03:33no i told you it doesn't translate a rug is sweet no that but like i'm right i saw you the the one you
03:39did the other day with the view look nice with all the boats yeah it's beautiful it's a beautiful view
03:43dave nice view dave it's beautiful i hope so the harbor that's what's why we dropped all these
03:47newspapers off for but the harbor knocks things down by now like even the front of my house to
03:52the back is like 10 degrees difference 10 yeah yeah it's crazy we're going from your backyard to
04:01your front yard we're going 10 degrees yeah i think so all right maybe eight i mean but you're right on
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04:57open to anything obviously we're we have the game great documentary this week uh they did that was
05:03excellent excellent they did i didn't realize it was going to be an hour yeah i'm going to say
05:09something i've been debating which i know isn't going to probably go over well but i'm just going to
05:12throw that i really want to skip this game of course you do i'm not sure i love hearing this
05:18i love hearing this what do you think i'm surprised to hear this like here's the thing what i'm dealing
05:24with now i have a full-fledged mold situation in miami this is like i have to go this is perfect
05:30to miami to look at houses so you have to buy another house yes and how what's the bath you're
05:38going to take on the 20 million dollar one so the situation i'm in i'm probably gonna i have to sue
05:43the contractor but this is a fucking disaster i i'm going to i have to basically redo my current
05:52house so i can sell it because you can't sell a house with mold so my problem is i'm going to have
05:58two houses at once while i'm fixing the mold house to get rid of the mold before i may move i what do you
06:05mean oh you'll have two houses in miami at once because i have nowhere to go like it when i return
06:10i can't go to the mold house you have to when you have to like when would you go back for like october
06:16full-time when do you go back yeah yeah and realistically if you're spending whatever that
06:22you'll market with 20 million i'd want the house torn down and rebuilt like just knock it down that's
06:27what i may have to do you have to do that right at this point yeah just sell the lot
06:31i don't even know who would buy it with with the mold i gotta do like the work on it i think
06:38so and i can't knock it totally you can knock it to its studs which i already did once and waited
06:43three years and and and there's no plans that so there it's a fucking disaster what does it have to do
06:51with monday in connecticut though pick and roll the mold problem yeah well i would have to go down
06:56i i would have to fly after the game which is shitty so i only have a couple days i can get
07:04there before so you're out of the game monday what you're gonna be out of the game monday no i'm just
07:09saying we all know i'm not a key factor like i haven't been a practice i don't really give a
07:13fuck who wins this game like i know it's a rivalry the only person i don't like it is the hitler guy on
07:20your team other than that i don't have a problem i love justin trudeau i like a lot of that i have no
07:26i like new york but i don't give a fuck about this game i mean you got a guy you got a guy on
07:30my team right now up in the state of maine dying almost died in a car accident yesterday who did
07:35mutt you didn't see this got hit by a car day oh muck got hit by a car running got hit by a car
07:40that's so much it's so much it's the most much thing ever i mean so much but i when i first heard
07:46this i you know what was the first thing that jumped into my mind that he did it on purpose
07:50it's a scam how he's a scam how he pays for his life i had a buddy years ago who was really
07:56trying to plan a way to like get hit or take a fall to get to a big payday we just took calls we
08:02just took calls on my show for an hour or whatever and every caller was like mutt fucking this is a
08:07slip and fall accident he's just diving into cars that's not by the way that is not my belief that
08:11did not happen but there's rampant speculation men of fans are now on site they're taking pictures of
08:16where the accident was and they're compiling their own evidence so we shall see how could that not
08:20be a first reaction the guy does hasn't worked since i've been aware uh mud stack dropped today
08:25yeah good one today but i i don't think that's what happened i can't see whitney the mud stack cards
08:30have you actually seen them no i'm a i'm a subscriber so i read the actual no you don't have you seen
08:36the business cards it looks like he hand cut them like you go somewhere and you cut it out and it's a
08:43little i mean there's no he just doesn't have any excuse to be living unless again his wife's rich
08:49or he's jumping in front of cars yeah i mean i mean yeah that could i mean look it's a fair question
08:55people are asking it so you're so you're not going to be there no he's debating it i don't know
09:00he's coming here's the thing there's a rivalry it's a real thing but i'm i'm i'm like a fake
09:05contrived but you agreed you agreed to do it though i know i did i wish he never texted me and asked
09:11but i haven't spent 20 million on a mold house great you know so to me it sounds like you're out
09:18if you're doing this you might as well just drop out i haven't i want i was i was testing the water
09:21here's in my brain it's like i don't want to be a guy who cancels because then people can't but
09:26this is a bad situation i got to go deal with there so it my schedule is i'd really like to be able to
09:34get there so i can spend all day tuesday looking at houses but i can't even get to miami if i stay for
09:41the game but what do you have to do wednesday thursday friday like what so i'm going to saratoga
09:48which is why we moved the game like i'm going there all week i have people stay at my house
09:54already coming so that was already planned that's why we moved the game originally if you recall
09:59it's like i can't right right okay well i mean you gotta do what you gotta do i mean it's that's
10:05the other team i you know i don't know will be crushed crushed that that is true that he that's
10:10a that's a big loss for him it's you know i mean meek phil's the coach he's at every game he's doing
10:16everything i haven't i just don't give a i mean i can't contrive something that i'm i'm just not a
10:24part of this game except they like will you coach like fine that's the difference is i wasn't either i
10:29went to one practice and i'm like counting down till monday i'm driving what am i driving three
10:34hours how far is it from here probably for you three hours yeah yeah i mean i'm interested to
10:39watch the game i watched the last game but i don't have some like deep tied in thing to like
10:45mush dana beers bought like the only like i said the only guy i don't like is is is the guy whatever
10:51his face other than that i don't care about anybody good guy i've been shooting a lot
10:55well he's ready he's having a big game well i mean you got to do what you got to do i think it'll
10:59hurt i'll feel i feel bad for those guys now they're looking forward to having you there to coach
11:03them but i wouldn't even yeah i would be oh our guy look so the can is gonna get open here in a
11:11minute speaking of that guy dave i got a very i got a laugh out of that tweet his his nil event
11:17oh my god it looked like where leonardo dicaprio was what's the movie where he's the racist slave
11:24owner jango unchained looked like in his house before like eyes wide shot or what what was that
11:32like event the fact he paid 175 and by the way rico rico's not exactly loose look at that
11:40i mean you gotta see a couple like that's just that looks like django unchained it's insane
11:48it looks like a yeah it's a movie set is that rico right there in the back row on the left head
11:55right i think you like that i like that suit yeah i like that jacket it looks good they nailed it on
12:02on pick and when rico throws on his dress shoes that means a coach's meeting is coming it's the only
12:08time i've ever seen him right in nice shoes is when he's about but this that honestly looks like
12:15the worst event and definitely like you said white hoods in the back like that is a crazy looking
12:24crazy looking thing get rico on here real quick see what he thinks i i mean i don't want to let
12:33well he's gonna say it was unbelievable and that oh the game i'm talking about the game because rico
12:37once every like three or four days sends me a picture of him in the gym at midnight being like
12:42it is a statement that you don't care about him in the game i mean it's good for us i'd want them
12:48to win but it's like i'm not part of this rivalry you are though you were screaming about mick on this
12:56show i hate that guy in life but he's not a key part of the game well that's not true that that's a
13:01mistake that's not true he's gonna play a little fire right there he's gonna be play a big role in
13:05this game there he is what's up rico well are you gonna be mad at me if i don't come to this game
13:11be honest be honest it's going to be a little bit of a letdown that you're not there but some
13:18things are bigger than sports your religion was violated by a guy basically committing hate crimes
13:24who his own brother fucking his own brother fucking hates him so i've already taken his own brother
13:30leave brother al out of this brother al's a good man yeah brother hates him brother he has a cousin
13:37christian as well also hates him i think he's tight with them because you're because your house is
13:42crumbling down rico don't don't be like that i mean your coach is bailing on you just saying you
13:47know what i have mold i took the lead dave dave dave you've taken care of us we'll take care of you
13:54your religion was violated winning the game for you i gave you that fucking idol some things are bigger
14:00than sports yeah but it really i i mean like mold is bigger than sports or schedule i'd like to be
14:07there i gotta look at it it makes my life way way more difficult if i go but we'll see we knew this
14:14was going to be an issue though it's something was i think you said to me kirk at practice he probably
14:18won't even go yeah no no this is all you i you could my assistant danielle you could get all this is
14:24all very recent of like the inspector being the house being like you you can't live here
14:30it's all happening fast game 7 30 game will be over at 8 30 can you get on your plane and somewhere
14:36probably playing and get to get to my get to florida by 12 that's what i gotta see 9 30
14:42at three hours i'm getting in at 10 30 limit to one i'm going to bed at two i'll get answers plus
14:49the time difference connecticut to miami shut up don't try to do the axe rico don't
14:54trying to do the axe we know those acts rico it looked like it looked like it looked horrible
15:00yeah how was the auction did you just get a good one listen listen we all have hobbies okay fucking
15:06kirk reeds whitney plays golf dave you like horses i i have like i like talking ball with people getting
15:12someone to go to see people speak that inspire you it's also a good motivator for the game you go
15:17meet with your closest guys before the game hey what's going on like talk i mean what was there any
15:23element where you were you looking at the set of this thing being like ah maybe a little less dim
15:29lighting a little is that why your head is kind of tilted that way you're confused by it or no
15:33it was an intimate seat did you see that kid was here this looks like somewhere he'd be hanging out
15:39it was an intimate how dare you say that it was an intimate setting listen
15:42you got to see dave matthews performing in front of 50 people i get to meet my coaches in intimate
15:48settings one-on-one maybe this is close things maybe it's a where was that uh new york what plantation was
15:55that i think it was the university club is what it's called it was up on the upper west side
16:01they need a redo over there jesus it's a nice room it was a nice room it was a nice no that rug
16:09how you feel about monday great play with my brothers play with my brothers it'd be great if
16:17dave is there as one of our brothers but play for your brothers are you nervous at all about the hit
16:22all like this is the thing i'm not really part of this team i haven't been part of this team
16:27at all so i got a text out of the blue being like will you coach i should have thought about that
16:32nobody wants to coach this team it's unbelievable even rico i haven't documentary is like rico's
16:37great rico's which i agree this might be a chance for your rico to grab the reins and kind of a bigger
16:41role make phil's been there every day well i know but rico thinks big phil's a dope so i mean you
16:46kind of take over on that team i would say that documentary doesn't necessarily show everything
16:51what was out what was left out it's an advantage to our team dave i agree you weren't part of the
16:58team till this point but then when your religion was violated we have rallied around it so either
17:03way you want to go we're playing for you i do you want to come we're in all right all right i'll i'll
17:09figure it out by the end of today because i can make sir rico if you if you join we'll add you to
17:13the group chat this way you're all go i'll see that's a negative that's big that's a big incentive
17:18right you're not even in the group chat no i haven't been no our team chats we just chat how
17:23you doing how's your day going that's what i mean i'm very much on the outside here i'm gonna come
17:27in in a suit i'm gonna coach but i'm not like like here's the thing if we lost i don't think i'd be
17:32like devastated i think once the game gets going the way this is going down maybe you'll have fun
17:38the place will be a ton of fans will be it's it's a fun atmosphere that guy after what he did dude
17:42come on what are your thoughts rico on like when dave put the hit out on rigs when people
17:50were running over each other in golf carts there's a hit out on you like is that in the back of your
17:56mind at all dave's a pretty good guy out i did 10 grand to do what broken legs yeah a broken leg 10
18:05grand five grand up front and then five grand after the injury that's only fair i've got a couple we've
18:10got a guy today who already said he's going to take care of it we'll see what happens
18:12all right that's dave's dave's a connected guy i'm sure he's got a great lawyer
18:16you know i can confirm he has a great lawyer yeah it's all good bye-bye to all your running shoes
18:22what about this one does this one work yep hey you're good all right yeah i said yeah i said dave's
18:34got i heard the running shoes thing we heard bye-bye to your running shoes because we're gonna be
18:37getting more than that so but and again like i don't know how you'll sleep at night with what
18:41you do soundly yeah exactly exactly sorry whatever all right goodbye rico all right i enjoy the open
18:47bar after the game we're gonna have a nice open bar after the game kirk so see you later see you
18:52later rica what's that mean i think because he's gonna sue me he's gonna get open bar with the
18:58lawsuit yeah i mean that the thing about it i'd be mad if i'm rico too because you have psychopaths
19:05yeah so no yeah we want to no no they don't you've never even been around this team they're
19:11all great guys normal good hard working guys that love ball they love ball speak to all of them i know
19:17one who's definitely not who just coleman no i haven't coleman's whatever i didn't even know he
19:25was on the team to be honest good coach um the mick guy's not a good nice hard-working guy he's
19:31he's an asshole it's all three nice good though and and i don't know about that guy who always
19:36hurts people and and says says he just the excuse is he's uncoordinated he's on an amazon delivery
19:43truck 70 hours a week yeah he's a hard-working guy yeah but if you intentionally hurt people in
19:49like wreck basketball i met him i met him he's not it's not intentional he's just he just flops around
19:54oh whit met him okay it might happen laying on rico's leg well well if whit met him yeah whit met
20:00him yeah that's good enough i don't think there's like gustle gustle wit it was intentional so we're
20:05good well because he met him it was in person it seems like it's reasonable no dave uh this lawsuit
20:10with the construction guy like he's not gonna i mean this is millions or the contractor the mold
20:19you mean oh yeah yeah yeah so he won't even be able to pay it this that that is a principle
20:26like i don't want to do it because it's gonna cost me time it's not even close no it's the money is
20:30around it's like this is just people have to know what happened so this really could cost you 20
20:36million dollars basically it's crazy the whole thing holy fuck this guy doesn't have plans like my
20:42air conditioning is leaking and i have other people in the house it's like we got to look at the ac to
20:48see how he's like oh we we don't have the plans anymore they never had the plan it it sounds like
20:53you just have to knock it down i think i'm gonna have to oh jeez and rebuild it yeah it's gonna
21:01fucking take forever yeah fuck you're rich though jesus christ i'm not that rich i'm running into like
21:07not rich enough territory for this you because i'm carrying two houses in like the same area it's a
21:14disaster i mean yeah yeah and the lawsuit's the waste of time and again like those champagne
21:21problems i that's what i remind myself it could be a lot worse but it's a pain in the ass yeah
21:25okay you're in nantucket i am i wish it was nice here all year i'd never leave it's so beautiful
21:32yeah winter's tough um did you see this you guys saw this oh no you weren't on it what i wasn't on it
21:39no one was on at this uh time magazine podcast top 100 podcast it's a great it's very fun rogan
21:45on it that's what i'm saying i know right it's it's funny when you see them it's like they're
21:48purposely getting you think it's similar to the browns doing that viral video on purpose where
21:54the guy falling down people talking about it even more because because if they put rogan on they put
21:58you on it or they put dan and pft on it then it's like well all right i mean if you say whatever you
22:03want you like rogan you don't like rogan it's the most important podcast in history it's not even
22:09close he's one and i would argue pmt is probably top five no no no question in terms of like size
22:17everything like i don't know who else is on there there's some important ones like there but put
22:21cereal on there that was like a big true crime breakout yeah like for sure mark mark macron was on
22:26there i remember him being like one of the very early yep what was that about mark maron
22:32it's like an interview show like he has just guests on yeah but like you know like amy poehler
22:38was on there her podcast that was crazy two months old crazy crazy two months old that didn't bother
22:46me at all i think it's funny i'm not saying it bothers me i just think it's a funny story
22:49yeah yeah what else um up until hulk hogan had the the the very racist blurry and you get blurry there
22:58the the racist was it a video or audio yeah i used the other reasons people hated him
23:04or was that kind of the one thing that because i wasn't even i didn't i didn't even really know
23:10that happened until after but like twitter there's a lot of at least my algorithm is like
23:15a lot of happiness that hulk hogan's dead yeah she's pretty mixed i mean you know i was a there
23:20was the gawker lady who went super viral yeah i don't know if you saw that yeah she's like
23:25fuck him i'd still have a job he put people out of business she got roasted like whether you like
23:29hulk hogan or don't like hulk hogan based on him using the n-word which i didn't know originally i
23:35don't know where i was for that but like he was in the right with the gawker stuff so that's two
23:41separate issues yes yeah yeah i think you know i think there were people who for years he he like
23:46fought guys like jesse ventura wanted to unionize in the wwf back in the day and hogan blocked it so
23:52guys are pissed about that he's totally supposedly tattled right yeah you rat him out to vince right
23:58i think it's in the doc i think it was a netflix documentary too the mcmahon one yeah so yeah
24:02there's a lot of that but but i think the the n-word thing was the was the big one yeah i think i would
24:07regardless of all of it if you go back you know like pick somebody who like encapsulates encapsulates
24:15america for the good bad ugly like just americana he's like one yeah he's on like my america yeah
24:24and he's on like my 80s like like it's like bird for me like springsteen and like hulk hogan like yeah
24:30rock rocky 3 wwf like the whole real american the whole thing yeah for sure crazy where was the hulkster
24:36from florida not surprising there yeah that's what i think it was the whole time yeah i mean god yeah
24:44that was shocking what was going on what was going on with you last week by the way did you ever
24:49figure it out we haven't i think i'm just like challenged now like i i don't i don't know i i
24:54that that day i was really out to lunch but don't think for a second right now i'm like oh i'm off the
25:00hook i'm like smart yeah but last week was particularly i mean we went for last week was
25:05shocking when i asked if it was only going to be sports when you guys were talking i hadn't listened to
25:10one word you two are similar you two are similar and you'll go way below the belt
25:15me no not you what are you dumb it's like we're on you say you two well i'm talking to kirk
25:23when he likes you or he needs your affection he's so he's very nice he's over the top british open
25:28i can i can tell you that i'll stab you in the back he's deep on see do you know something
25:35me yeah fucking surviving last year yeah you're right he gave dave that i forgot about that one
25:42so yeah the fox sports deal been in the work for a long time um so i can what do you want to
25:49want to play the emergency press conference or no no he's we have him here let's have let's
25:53let me answer that was a weird one so dumb i said that guys we can shut this off now like i live
25:58this we need the big one this is my physical fs1 and just see a live stream of a plane landing
26:03yeah they're bracing they don't care like it might be the three of us just talking about
26:07barstool shit yes correct it always have that be sports no i don't understand who we're talking
26:13to here like we just said no to that no i'm like not firing on all stills i can admit that this is as
26:20dumb as i've ever seen him that's like talking like a like a teenage kid
26:24and i mean it's still poker there's more
26:27there's more than loot so i mean i thought that was the that was the open that was the
26:32bolded aces no you dummy that one oh that one that one i had many many people reach out
26:40no that's bullshit that was a lot of people yeah a lot of people that were like i thought he did too
26:48and if it wasn't mince i wouldn't have did you see mince's and now announcement of this fox sports
26:54one thing i did see that like chuck that on the screen and you don't you're telling me this guy
27:00couldn't fold pocket aces because that was his announcement that is true it's only in america that
27:10could happen he makes more money than caitlin clark
27:15his contract is worth more yeah she makes more money than him annually yeah well but for the league
27:22right right this stud buds thing oh my god so oh yeah what what is going on here oh my god
27:28but quickly this fucking thing do the people who hate this the wnba part that hates you
27:34is it all based on old articles like like all the stuff we've heard or is there
27:39like the angel reese stuff now or they bring that in a little bit but it's mostly
27:43angel it's mostly that i don't like angel reese yeah yeah but you love another player
27:50so you're a racist they they they equate me not liking angel reese to her being black that's it
27:57like it has nothing to do with her actions which i've laid out she deserves if you like caitlin clark
28:03it's almost impossible not to hate angel reese it's just the their interactions and angel reese is
28:10a provocateur in all of them so but it has nothing to do with the color of her skin uh but if you it
28:18for me if i'm like i don't like angel and i called her classless piece of shit she was in that original
28:24one she trailed her around with the ring i didn't even know who angel was um and it and then i followed
28:31the rivalry if you say you don't like angel people like he's racist that's all there is to it
28:37end of story and to be fair like like when we during surviving last year there was a couple of
28:42of uh indiana games you were watching that night and you think they're a black player it didn't
28:47matter like it's the idea that's right it's just a stupid it's a dumb it's ridiculous it's it's
28:53absolutely insane um and all of indiana fever fans have basically been painted as racist if you root
29:00the fever when i went to the fever game and sat front row when they played chicago if you'll
29:07remember they launched an investigation about me saying i was chanting monkey noises oh that's right
29:14that's right that's right they signed they started petition to ban me from going to games it's insane
29:19it's all made up garbage so uh the stud buds and i like the league and i like multiple players i
29:25actually like watching wnba these two women
29:28they had a 72 hour live stream on twitch it didn't sleep me of it what they didn't sleep
29:38is that joke no i mean it was like they were just covering like the league they did sleep
29:46okay well one of them to me there's streams that are 72 hours where they don't sleep well i think
29:52the nba all-star weekend 72 hours clemmer yeah so anyways it was like an internet 1.0 yeah version
29:59like they there was no filter they're showing everything and this league is wild it's built
30:04for reality tv they're dating each other lesbians jealousy and everybody's on the stream from caitlin
30:10to angel to everyone in the league it was fascinating funny interesting those two girls
30:16are funny and i i watched it i signed up and i'm like these girls are great sent a dm like you guys
30:22are killing it their manager reached out to me i spoke with them um and i was gonna go on their
30:29stream i'm like anytime you want i think it'll be hilarious and they mentioned it then on the next
30:34twitch stream they did they're like we talked to dave you would have thought the world was ending
30:39like everyone coming for their throats now to their credit they what they did the father like
30:45we don't give a fuck if you don't like us then don't watch like we we give everyone a chance and
30:51what what is the harm in a conversation they're friends with angel um they've handled it great
30:56i don't people are so dumb they're like david trying to use them for your megaphone like i don't
31:01like what are you talking about no i'm not i find them interesting and funny and that's it
31:05but it man the wmba crowd a lot of them really really hate my guts and it is a crazy league
31:13they want more money they gatekeep who can watch it if you're white they think you're racist it's
31:19fucking crazy when you say the league's run by morons like what what's one or two things that
31:26if you ran it you're like this is changing like oh i would have been way earlier on i think that
31:33they're so afraid of offending other people that they haven't pushed caitlin properly like there's
31:40there's just like the league like you have team owners trying to take away the impact that caitlin
31:46has so that's one thing like the indiana fever should not have issued a press release when it was
31:54the game or investigating racism at the game when there was none and then they for six six weeks they
32:00come back and like oh by the way there was none but that story runs wild on espn when you be like
32:06we're investigating racism in the game when there was none you can investigate it don't say you're
32:11investigating it and if you find it announce it and do it they're just always shooting themselves
32:16in the foot to me with everything they do their the officiating is horrible they got to fix that
32:21um but the people who and i also there's a big debate right now on whether they're underpaid and
32:30they are it's like insane to me people like they've lost money in the past that's another big story who
32:38cares what they've done in the past it is a one player league though it isn't it i mean but i mean it
32:45but i mean it kind of changed it was her who changed it all if she left the league i would not be
32:50interested in buying a franchise that's what i'm saying so that's what i'm saying so yeah she she's
32:55like when bird and magic came in they revolutionized the nba correct so there are like page buchers
33:04buckets page buckets huge star juju is going to be a huge star you get big stars you get more people
33:10coming up and these games are selling out not just hers the ratings now she's the she's the needle
33:15mover but the ratings across the board are improving so a franchise the the valkyries in
33:21las vegas their expansion fee was 50 million they draw the most in the league they have a their
33:28attendance is better than a third of the nba the expansion fee now in like four or five years has
33:34gone from 50 million to 250 million that's all you're gonna know about what's going on with this
33:40league and you would buy into it if you could if yeah they would i mean you're broke now but if you
33:44weren't broke yeah if i wasn't broke i would in a heartbeat you said on the rundown you think these
33:49are going to be billion dollar franchises within a decade yes really yes i mean how many of these
33:56teams are selling out their home games that caitlin clark isn't at like two no more than that i mean
34:03the valkyries clearly are indiana is i think the liberty doesn't count though because it's caitlin
34:09liberty liberty i believe does uh minnesota i believe does seattle i believe does um
34:19las vegas uh vegas definitely does and it's kind of like as long as the franchise are going up
34:27i mean they just signed a humongous deal like a two billion dollar like market like rights deal
34:34for over tv you're saying yeah that's the what's the one thing is that like the one you know you
34:40we talk about colbert all this other stuff the one thing that still matters in live television
34:45is sports that's it that's the only thing that people are still buying that's like the difference
34:49between wmba and colbert because people like you were against no that's different ones on the rise
34:54rating is going yeah that's all late night are going down they're going up right yeah i had no problem
35:00i only we don't like i had no like cbs did the right thing i don't know if it's a coincidence
35:05they're losing 50 million a year so if they sign another seven-year deal they'd lose and by the way
35:11it'll be more than 50 million every year as the years go on because tvs they would lose 400 million
35:16dollars over that like what what are they supposed to do it's a different world too they if the numbers
35:22are accurate 200 people to create a show it's crazy that's insane in this day and age yeah you can't do
35:28with 80 people you can't do with 110 people i mean i don't know but i know it's it's four days a week
35:34said that i had a spectacular time on fallon it's like that was quite the experience and it is like
35:40and i'm sure what are these guys making 20 million 16 million what's that 16 yeah okay i heard so he's
35:47made 150 million in his life over this thing so and on top of it you're making all that money you're
35:53losing money and you're fucking smashing the network like that would drive me crazy
35:58but then south park like buried trump right they just signed a huge deal that's why i don't think
36:04it was necessarily i mean south park is a lot cheaper probably to produce and they're probably
36:08funnier and it makes money for the i mean i think that's a probably that's a profit machine for them
36:14i think right syndication but yeah but but if you i think you're about to say which is right i think
36:18like that's why it only goes politically motivated like they they don't i don't think they really
36:23care that much i i could be wrong uh speaking of reality tv so i'm old but this thing with this guy
36:30and then this ella girl goes on the yak i'm a little concerned about this uh beach house this summer now
36:35yeah i heard that you were concerned is that crossed my desk that that that the kirkman
36:40hand show is concerned well i you're all you know you know me i'm concerned for all uh mankind but it
36:46does seem this guy i smell disaster in the water this guy seems like a wild card this guy i don't know
36:51maybe i'm wrong you're talking i thought you were more concerned about ella well i don't really
36:58know her she seems like a nice kid i met her at the mini golf but i'm saying you get this guy all i
37:02can say is i have read the riot act to everybody involved in this show after this thing happened
37:08this past week before and after okay what is the riot act what is yeah so what do you matter on the
37:14show what's the riot act give it to us listen i'm nicky smokes and you're katik this show is designed
37:21for fuck to embarrass you right make you look bad there's going to be no we don't want this on
37:28your social people is not your friend if you don't want to be on this don't be on this but i don't want
37:34to hear wants to start hey this makes me look bad or or you know i don't want this up anymore
37:41this is all what it is so know what you're getting into this is the rules of normal office
37:48don't apply here now the rules of society right that's my thing okay yeah yeah right like you you
37:54don't have a free pass like this is in international waters if you sexually harass somebody you do
37:59something you're going to be whole liable and kicked out of our company kicked out of the house
38:04and and face whatever consequences those actions have but like gossiping and things like that
38:11that's all in play of course it's a reality show and then like with ella i talked to ella
38:15after it's like listen i this is the second time you look uncomfortable on camera know what you're
38:23getting into if it's up to me i would say you shouldn't be on this show like i don't want you
38:29on the show if you don't want to be on the show like i would say get off unless you tell me right now
38:33and this is off the record at the time like i really really really really want to do it like i don't
38:39have a drinking problem i drink like a normal i just cracking jokes taken out of context and she
38:44said all of that i'm like all right we reserve the right if i think anyone is actually like oh this
38:50isn't good we'll take them out of the show it's not like you have a lifetime contract but people
38:54are swearing up and down they want to be in the show so i guess my concern not concern i'm saying
38:59i could see her thinking i'm talking to dave portnoy and i do believe you mean that if you say don't do
39:04it don't do it i know you believe that but maybe she being younger is like well i feel like i have
39:09to do this show anyway oh the old power dynamic thing well yeah i'm not saying by the way i don't
39:14know by the way dave i i believe i totally believe him on this but it's a tough i could see that being
39:17a tough spot yeah i mean i it's like her contract's extended i'm like it has nothing to do with this
39:23i would rather you not be in it just because but she's like no i really do i'm looking forward to it
39:28so if she's lying to appease me i couldn't have made it more clear i believe you no i believe you but
39:34yeah i just yeah i just this this feels as long as it could be a disaster in a good way as long as
39:38a good disaster reality tv in a way it's a disaster right yeah yeah if draft kings were to put out a
39:46line somebody's fired after this show what are you setting it at kirk i think everyone will be okay
39:53i think everyone will be okay i'll put it even right now um okay so not uh yeah even money or maybe plus
40:00200 like they kind of know going in that they they got to keep their jobs yeah yeah and nadu will
40:07be there because i saw a tweet of anika inviting him nadu has been invited to the to the house it
40:13changes the odds a little bit potentially who knows with him around i don't know i didn't i wasn't aware
40:17of that and i saw 150 grand he wants i think it's more than fair steal twice the price that's double
40:24caitlin clark's salary but we're talking a different different medium here what i know i i just
40:31i don't have a fair question it's a fair question so that's that's that must be starting like now
40:38soon right i can't believe jackie said her hear me out would be nadu that was unbelievable oh man
40:44very funny but unbelievable he did have swagger coming off the plane i kind of saw where she was
40:50coming from but then good look good this by the way i wrote me a dm said that's not me you're
40:55reading a fake nadu account i said i apologize i'm retarded also that that's true jesus a lot of
41:00stuff going on with you we forgot this rico moment to talk about which i thought was very i i i the
41:06rico makes me laugh to his credit not intentionally but this this joke that he went for right with
41:13uh with uh with with whatchamacallit dying well i didn't see this yeah well there's yeah guys have
41:22it aussie osborne you didn't see what he tweeted for joke no i don't think i did this was this was
41:29rico going for low-hanging fruit i mean yeah classic bit classic bit r.i.p aussie osborne highway to
41:37triple that was the same as the connecticut florida time chain like a similar but he deleted it oh he
41:44did yeah right away oh come on jackie tables posted it swinging a miss from bosco right
41:51texted rico i go what's going on here he was dead serious i what he blamed this
42:00in in in only a rico way which because his rationale makes absolutely no sense um
42:07i think that's three different musicians in the one picture or well yeah he's doing his thing
42:13that's a good good bit yeah i texted rico that jackie the picture jack mack doing it i said there's
42:20an open declaration of war he goes i took a shot at a pit to piss people off laugh on twitter
42:25this is the part i don't get didn't know it was parkinson's came right down what did parkinson's
42:31have to do what did parkinson's what did that have to do with anything like what first of all he's
42:39been shaken like this aussie so that's better than the bid he tried but that's not a bit private
42:45that's what what is he's dead he was shaking like that 25 years ago when the show was on
42:51yeah and what is who cares if he just died of old age like everybody got hit by a car it'd be
42:56different yeah my bad didn't know i had parkinson he's just what's going on upstairs in him i don't
43:03know dave parkinson's when you uh i i don't know i think a long time long time ago we had had and i
43:14might be imagining this but i'm pretty sure we were texting and then you texted out my my or you tweeted
43:20out my text to you and i was like what the fuck so i've long kind of learned certain things you'll
43:26just go right out with and then i saw you drop the andrew schultz one and then i saw his reaction of
43:32like you fucking tweeted on a combo and i'm like oh buddy you gotta know this guy he was mad i did
43:38that yeah that pisses people off he didn't seem happy i didn't see him react to that we had a long
43:44exchange after that he fell on his sword though i think i've watched he did he yeah he talks about
43:49being like he when he saw that he got pissed and then he kind of realized whatever i have he texted
43:54me right back i mean people are bored on this essentially this i'm gonna keep this as brief
44:00as it can be but i think jamie diamond the jp jp morgan ceo is like some democrats are people who
44:08are like smart they're just being really stupid with like mindami and i had seen something a clip
44:15of schultz who i'm friends with being like mindami is america first i thought that was really stupid
44:19so i quote tweeted i'm like i think jamie diamond is talking about andrew schultz then after that me
44:27and schultz talked private dms text back and forth and it was like we were fine we're going back and
44:35forth and he agreed with a lot of what i would say whatever and then he went on his podcast he's like
44:40the only reason dave doesn't like mindami is israel and he's not even from new york none of that had
44:47to do with we had a lengthy discussion none of it had anything to do with that i'm like what the fuck
44:51we talked that's none of what we talked about so i posted the screenshots that show that had nothing
44:57to do with it that's when he reached out he thought and this is confusing he thought i tweeted
45:04after we talked the first time so i he he got confused and at the end he's like okay i understand
45:10because i was like what the fuck we talked about it that's what he thought i did to him if that makes
45:14sense yeah yeah i'll listen oh you'll throw text out no problem i yeah i just assume we're
45:21everything's in play i just i told i i told that to him he's like what the fuck he's like yeah no
45:28oh i don't i didn't know i don't believe in that like you there's almost nothing unless i think more
45:34people would agree with him on that though probably but i don't believe in that i mean but there are
45:39things dave knows like there are things i'll message him privately that that are real not real
45:43but i said to him it's like you're saying something that's a 180 from our conversation so yes
45:49i am going to well especially when he publicly does these things of course like that's yeah that's
45:55you're right yeah that's that's that's i think that's fair game i've also had people they dm me
45:59they're like can i can i uh talk to you in the dms like can i say something off the record i answer
46:04no right what you tell me is on the record like i'm i'm not off you never want to hear stuff off
46:11the record well there are things off the record we've discussed that's not true no not within us but
46:16i'm saying from a stranger to dave oh yeah no unless it's like i even tell people wit hey can i tell you
46:23a secret i can't promise to keep that secret i don't know what you're about to tell me basically
46:28how he played surviving to be fair to him like he was like yeah he's like no that's why he's good at
46:31the game because it's his whole life it's true it's true he's the boss well no i like i you're gonna
46:39have to know me on a level of do you trust like there's certain things like if somebody's sick or
46:46sensitive that can affect fuck things up i'll probably keep it secret but i don't i can't promise
46:52to keep a secret until i know what the secret is that's kind of how i operate as well i'm being
46:58you guys yes that is fair that is fair that is like you and i'll say hey promise to keep the secret
47:04nope don't know what it is i'll tell you after and then if you tell you if you tell you you're nuts
47:09because yeah you warned right that's true yeah yeah he said that me and me and schultz went back and
47:17he's like you you you published private texts i'm just like and
47:21i mentioned the show a couple weeks ago dave that and we talked about yesterday briefly you and i are
47:29once again entangled together legally yes yes is this the somerville mayor no it's a different one
47:35this is a different one did you do you have any i i think i'm talking to people today about it
47:39can i hear what this is about i don't know this is all i do i get i get entangled and then then
47:45i'm untangled in a new tangle well you have employees going to slave auctions so that's
47:50what happens true yeah yeah i i don't know anything i i think i think you'll be all right
47:54in this one i hope so you can trust me what is this about uh case i don't think we should talk
48:00about it case related i'll just say that yeah that's fair case related yeah yeah we'll keep
48:06i gotta be honest i went on that uh i watched the show you went on kirk
48:09my guy i don't hate that guy he's a good guy he's a good guy hey good guy dave i think if he
48:17never ran into the office like an idiot good i don't think you'd hate him either he's just nuts
48:22you would like him you'd like him he's a good guy that's what you said about the other guy
48:25which other guy mick if i met him i'd like that's just a little asterisk they're afraid to meet him
48:31monday night into our office with the homeless black guy big mistake gonna big assault everybody
48:37that's a little bit
48:39okay it was a bit for race it was a bit mincey's face because it's his body that was a good bit
48:46hey dave i don't blame you for hating him based on this but i don't know i what about when he
48:52what about when he what about his bosco he didn't do shit to rico yeah yeah but you just assault him
48:59this guy around sucks alex stein good guy good guy you would like him good guy i had a good time
49:05i think just hearing him saying i don't need dave to like me i just don't want him to hate me
49:10i kind of was like he loves you dave he loves you love that guy loves me loves you loves you
49:16he probably bombarded rico because he thought you'd like that huge barstool guy knows everything
49:22i'm telling you i had a good time he's he's a good guy kirk was in a great mood on this show
49:27dave you gotta watch i've never seen him so like happy yeah he's a good guy i don't know yeah you'd
49:32like him they'd have an open mind but in fairness kirk said to him listen dave's gonna hate you
49:40forever it doesn't matter because there's no chance yeah like you're you're kind of inflexible
49:44once you once you hate somebody acting like this guy like uh cut me off by accident on on the
49:51highway the guy broke into the fucking office well yeah i know it's a deranged lunatic yeah i
49:58understand there's a questionable move i think he i think he'd say that but he's a he's a he's a big
50:03barstool big stool i like him yeah i did not like seeing elio getting screwed at his restaurant you see
50:12that video dave i texted him i go you're all right he was rattled to drop that video he doesn't do that
50:18i mean i i yeah he had a guy he said uh he had three beers and all i go did you know this guy
50:25play a video listen i don't know what's going on lately everybody's wants me to have a full bar
50:31no thank you saturday night i had a driver go guy home he had three beers i drove him to his house
50:37close by he tried to basically fight me fell into a bush on his on his front lawn then tonight i have a
50:43guy come in oh big mr rice fan has a 30 bill can't pay it can't pay the bill he says he's paid
50:51it he never paid it he says he's gonna use apple pay he doesn't have the phone he says it's in his
50:57car he walks up to his car this is crazy stuff man what's going on what's going on let's go red
51:06sucks yeah i i texted him after that being i go emotional play yeah that's unusual but he's a
51:12very mellow guy like that that's him like basically you two screaming each other about israel yeah he
51:19didn't even know the guy he drove home he's like i took his keys out of his car because he was that
51:25drunk like no i didn't know him he's like he fell in a bush he tried to fight me the other guy
51:31came in who didn't have thing he's like i'm friends with dave a lot of that at his restaurant
51:37like it's okay i'm i'm like well and wit you'll know this i go i mean the ice people aren't like
51:45the most normal group of fucking people like no he's uh not shocking that maybe an ice person would
51:52try to cop a 30 bill from him ice people and minifans are actually pretty similar like they have
51:58their cult leader and they'll do anything for him besides pay a 30 bill yeah so all right before
52:05are you do you think you'll be there monday night i'd say 25 percent
52:09we got this thing zero that's a just say zero no because it's 20 20 percent is there a cash prize
52:19that's been named there would be yeah it's it almost should go up that you're not going
52:25it doesn't have to be a lot but for these you hear my mold problems it should be going down
52:29good point i'm not as liquid as i'd like to be struggling i also like i know you're going to buy
52:36horses soon right yep so i mean how much you planning on spending on horses a million two
52:43this is tough for a speaking of that it's tough this is a tough wit speaking of horses for kate
52:48minnehan my daughter she's all excited to see dave again on monday she wants to make her pitch for
52:52horses they met at the uh trivia so i'm gonna tell her now uncle dave's not going to be there
52:57the and i don't want to say it now but the the the idea i've heard of the possible names for two of
53:05the horses is one of the funniest things that i've been told to name two of the horses certain names
53:13and to see which one makes it farther what are you you're you're friends with isn't there i saw him
53:19and he told me that and i started that's an amazing idea all right was that your idea no that's his
53:25oh my gosh the last thing this throwback is one of the funniest pictures we've ever had
53:35so bffs had shoot mcgavin on bffs to talk about uh happy gilmore 2 about happy gilmore 2
53:44this picture this was our super bowl party in miami which was half indoors half outdoors yeah a
53:53hurricane hit in the middle of this party we had electrical stuff look at the water flowing down
53:58there the water was up to people's shins you couldn't get out of there shoot mcgavin was floating
54:04in the middle of this fucking party on a phone trying to get out of it dante was screaming at people
54:12get out of here like we're supposed to have this big party we're lucky no one got electrocuted that
54:18day it was one of the biggest shit shows and that picture that came out of shooter just sitting in
54:23the middle of a flood uh unbelievable what a day what a day for that christian mcdonald's his name
54:28what a day when he got the call that happy gilmore 2 was happening he must have been so i've seen him
54:32in a bar before smothered yeah he's had some level it came out today came out yeah i haven't seen it
54:39yet i assume it's gonna stink i don't have high hopes they did advertise but i mean i'm sure it'll
54:44be great yeah straight to netflix tons of celebs it's obviously a cult classic but here's the thing
54:51like it's it's netflix it's freaking hour and a half i'm sure i'm sure you'll laugh like five times
54:54who cares yeah but i can't i don't know i found like sandler makes these movies now just to hang
54:59out with his friends which which i love that great guy universally well-liked guy very much
55:06yeah everyone loves him super loyal you'll never hear a negative word about adam sandler no him
55:10and keanu reeves those are the two guys that never know was that a joke no i i'm pretty sure he's like
55:16what are you talking about he's like notoriously bad things said about him who calories yeah i feel
55:22like i think he's like i think he's like talked about as an unreal guy yeah really people on the street
55:28people say like he's like he like helps out with like yeah he's supposed to be a famously nice guy
55:31okay i apologize to keanu i thought that was wrong no yeah those are the two guys that people just
55:37rave about like enrico bosco say those three one two and three i can't wait for this game i can't
55:45it's gonna be great it's gonna be great i will say again that documentary was very well done it was
55:49pretty funny i thought they did a good job put a lot of work into it unfortunately dave won't be there
55:53be at the game be nice to see him but well i mean once mutt was out sure that's like in that he'll
56:00be there he's a big draw for me he'll be in a wheelchair with his lawsuit pending is he really
56:06in a wheelchair no i well he's he's on crutches now he'll have a big neck brace when he shows up on
56:11monday do we know the actual injury like broken leg or he's just to wait for the swan to go down
56:16before he gets the good thing it's not one of his horses because they just put what exactly i i didn't
56:21hear the actual what happened so mutt was in wells maine it is his father rents a shanty like a
56:28little shack it's like you know for for like three days and every ultimate like 70 people pack into
56:33it so he's going for a run in the morning classic mud he doesn't run on the ocean the fucking water
56:37is right there he said some coffee place had a good rating so he's running out to a coffee place in
56:42wells and he was running on the street running the right way traffic coming at him here running
56:46gets to a little church this woman or person was going to take a turn into the church much stop
56:53thought she gave him the wave she didn't evidently she clipped him he flipped over and landed on his uh
57:00on his leg imagine imagine video of this i'd pay a billion dollars for that i'd give up i give up one
57:07of my legs for that video and what happened did he get up or is he like now the police the police
57:11showed up the the the person who hit him is 90 years old no he could have took a rock and started
57:17slamming it against his leg trying to break his own femur he paid her 2500 for it so i think it's
57:24gonna do well you gotta get dave out of there i think yeah yeah but i think he's gonna be okay
57:33we talked him today pin on dave's suit yeah what is that all right guys see you monday kirk yeah
57:40hopefully see you monday dave i'd love to see you monday dave always good to see you private jets can
57:45fly whenever go down beautiful tons of land out there you'll be fine yeah no question see you