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00:00:00Okay, Piper, I can't be late getting to the office today.
00:00:08I have a radio interview with those morning guys, Pip and Skeeter.
00:00:10That's Skip and Peter.
00:00:12Could you forget about your advice column for two seconds?
00:00:15Come see where we're putting the nursery.
00:00:17You're putting it in your closet.
00:00:18I've seen your closet.
00:00:19There's a lot of shoes, honey.
00:00:20No, not anymore.
00:00:22Look, it's perfect.
00:00:24It's a little cramped, though, don't you think?
00:00:26That's why I'm adding a window to bring in the light and create a sense of space.
00:00:29Oh, you guys are very cute, but why are you doing all this now?
00:00:34I mean, your due date's not for months.
00:00:36Well, demon activity has been light, so it's a good time to get ahead.
00:00:39Speaking of ahead, I can't believe you guys didn't notice my billboards downtown.
00:00:44Oh, honey, of course we noticed them.
00:00:46You can see them from a passing 747.
00:00:50We'd have told you how proud we are, Avi, but you never slow down to give us a chance.
00:00:53Well, you know, nothing perks up a girl's career like sending her husband straight to hell.
00:00:57Okay, well, I've seen the nursery, and it's absolutely beautiful, but I really have to go to that interview.
00:01:02Uh, honey, I know your work is very important to you, but guess what?
00:01:06I'm having a baby.
00:01:07I know.
00:01:08Yeah, so how about you take a couple minutes to be Aunt Phoebe?
00:01:11Oh, my God, you're so right.
00:01:13I'm so sorry.
00:01:14Okay, what do you need?
00:01:16An opinion.
00:01:17Uh, I'm thinking...
00:01:21Position bogey in three, two, one.
00:01:28So much for the theory that Borneo demons are impervious to magical powers.
00:01:36I can't wait to tell a local witch doctor.
00:01:38Excuse me, can we refrain from blowing up demons in the nursery?
00:01:41Oh, honey, it was just one.
00:01:43Piper, you're going to be a mom.
00:01:44You need to start thinking about the safety of our daughter.
00:01:48And you, you're getting so caught up with this magical kick.
00:01:51I mean, look at your hair.
00:01:51It's so red from the potion you blew up last night.
00:01:53Do you have any idea how much of this would cost in a salon?
00:01:57I love your new do, honey.
00:01:58I think you look beautiful.
00:02:00Okay, bye.
00:02:02Honey, sweets, toots, I appreciate that you're very concerned,
00:02:06but I am still a witch and we do still have innocents to protect and demons to fight.
00:02:11I can't just crawl in a hole.
00:02:18It's too bad, Miley, but your time is up.
00:02:22You had 30 days to find love, or the penalty would be death.
00:02:26But he does love me.
00:02:29I know he does.
00:02:31Oh, really?
00:02:32Did he tell you?
00:02:33He doesn't have to tell me he loves me.
00:02:35Well, actually, he does.
00:02:38But he'll never say he loves you until he trusts you.
00:02:41And he'll never trust you until you tell him what you really are.
00:02:45You see why I always win these bargains?
00:02:49As an immortal being, I'm afraid only you can give up your life.
00:02:55Place this auger shell over your heart.
00:02:59It will draw your immortality inside.
00:03:05And if I don't?
00:03:06Then you can rot for eternity right here.
00:03:15You're wrong.
00:03:24He does love me.
00:03:26And I'm going to prove it.
00:03:45Leo, I can't believe you found all our old baby stuff.
00:04:15Grams was a bit of a pack rat.
00:04:18Baby book.
00:04:20My baby book.
00:04:22Oh, look how squishy I was.
00:04:25You were so adorable.
00:04:28Leo, you can't even see the picture.
00:04:30Well, I'm your white lighter.
00:04:31I've been watching you ever since you were a baby.
00:04:34Uh-huh, yeah.
00:04:35See, that's too creepy to think about.
00:04:38I never knew that Mom kept a baby book for me.
00:04:40Why not?
00:04:41I mean, you started one for our daughter.
00:04:43I always thought you and your mom were a little alike.
00:04:49It's strange to think that she went through everything I'm going through right now.
00:04:53I don't think you ever really know how much your mother loves you until you become one yourself.
00:05:02Oh.
00:05:03Are you okay?
00:05:05Yeah.
00:05:07Here, um, why don't you let me help you?
00:05:10That's heavy.
00:05:12Well, see, that's kind of why I wanted to help you with it.
00:05:15Piper, when are you going to accept the fact that you're pregnant?
00:05:18When are you going to stop being so overprotective?
00:05:20All I'm suggesting is that you slow down.
00:05:22Okay, Leo.
00:05:23I'm not going to be one of those women that sits on her ass and eats bonbons throughout her entire pregnancy.
00:05:28That's just not the woman you married.
00:05:29Besides, generations of Halliwell women raised perfectly normal children before me.
00:05:35They all got through it, and so will I.
00:05:37Not all of them.
00:05:39What's that supposed to mean?
00:05:40How far along in the book have you gone?
00:05:43There was no one there to finish it after your mother died.
00:05:54Oh.
00:06:03Like I said, you're a lot like your mother.
00:06:05She was careless, too.
00:06:07She thought she was invincible.
00:06:11She was wrong.
00:06:12Hello.
00:06:25I'm begging your evil pardon.
00:06:27I bear a message from my master.
00:06:31Necron.
00:06:31He wants the immortality you promised him, and he wants it now.
00:06:36His words, not mine.
00:06:38Tell your master he'll get what he wants, but he must be patient.
00:06:43Oh, no.
00:06:44I can't tell him that.
00:06:46No disrespect, but skeletal beings aren't known for their patience.
00:06:51Then you best hurry along.
00:06:54I'll do as you ask.
00:06:56But it'll be the last thing I do before Necron eats my life force.
00:07:02Then comes for yours.
00:07:08Water, rise up from the sea.
00:07:18Find the one who fled from thee.
00:07:21Follow where the winds are cold.
00:07:24Then fall tenfold like days of old.
00:07:28Miley!
00:07:50Miley!
00:07:50Hey!
00:07:51Hey!
00:07:53I'm so sorry to pull you out of your meeting.
00:07:54They said it was important.
00:07:55What's going on?
00:07:55I need to know how you feel about me.
00:08:01What's so funny?
00:08:02You know what I love?
00:08:03No?
00:08:03What?
00:08:04Your enthusiasm.
00:08:06Oh.
00:08:07What else?
00:08:09Well, I, uh, I love this dimple right here in this money.
00:08:16Miley, what's going on here?
00:08:19Look, I told you.
00:08:20I need to know how you feel about me deep inside.
00:08:24It's important.
00:08:24Well, listen, I'm going to be on a plane in, like, two hours to go to New York, and when
00:08:28I get back, we'll go out and...
00:08:29No.
00:08:30Before you get on the plane.
00:08:32I can't explain right now, but unless you tell me how you feel about me, I may not be
00:08:38here when you get back.
00:08:40What's that supposed to mean?
00:08:41I'm sorry.
00:08:42This isn't a threat.
00:08:44Just, it is what it is.
00:08:46Look, Miley, this isn't the time or the place for this.
00:08:48Whatever I feel for you should come out when I'm ready.
00:08:51But we're running out of time.
00:08:52Look, Craig, I admit that this isn't fair, what I'm asking you, but it's what I need
00:09:02right now, if you want to keep me in your life.
00:09:05Okay.
00:09:09If it's that important, okay.
00:09:13When I first met you, I've had a well come down.
00:09:18A well around my heart.
00:09:24I mean, I don't know how to say this, but, uh...
00:09:27I gotta go.
00:09:28What?
00:09:29Wait a minute, you just...
00:09:30I'm so sorry.
00:09:31I've gotta go.
00:09:32I'm so sorry.
00:09:33I'm so sorry.
00:09:33I'm so sorry.
00:10:16In my office, now.
00:10:22Weather advisory, if you're going to go outside, bring a paddle.
00:10:25Where were you?
00:10:27I had to run the McKenzie papers over to the courthouse.
00:10:29You've been gone and out.
00:10:30Yeah, well, there's a freak rainstorm. The entire city's flooded.
00:10:33Well, you should have let someone know where you're headed.
00:10:35You have this habit of coming and going as you please.
00:10:38As I please? No, I come and go as other people please.
00:10:42That's what assistants do. They run errands.
00:10:44I'll tell you a little secret.
00:10:46They don't like it.
00:10:48Well, your behavior's got to change.
00:10:49Maybe it'll change if you promote me to social worker.
00:10:52I already did.
00:10:54You start tomorrow.
00:10:57He promoted you?
00:10:59Congratulations.
00:11:00Thanks, I guess.
00:11:01What do you mean you'd guess?
00:11:02Paige, you've worked so hard for this. It's your dream.
00:11:05Yeah, Calinarty gave me the big responsibility speech.
00:11:08No more coming to Workly, no more long lunches.
00:11:10Hold on a second, sweetie.
00:11:11I got Nancy O'Dell's producer on the phone.
00:11:13They want to know if you want to hear her make-up.
00:11:14Uh, no, I will do my own. Thanks.
00:11:16Hi.
00:11:17Nancy O'Dell?
00:11:18Yeah, she wants to interview me on TV tomorrow.
00:11:21Look at you blowing up around town.
00:11:23Billboards, radio, TV.
00:11:24What's next?
00:11:25Phoebe, the world tour.
00:11:26Oh, no, even better.
00:11:29Divorce part.
00:11:30What?
00:11:31I can't believe with all that you have going on,
00:11:32you found time to push a divorce through the system.
00:11:34I just want my life back.
00:11:35I don't want to have to look over my shoulder
00:11:38praying that Cole isn't going to find a way
00:11:39out of the demonic wasteland, you know?
00:11:41Do you think he will?
00:11:42You know what?
00:11:43I don't care, because even if he does,
00:11:45after today, I'll be free.
00:11:48I'm so sorry.
00:12:04I'm sorry.
00:12:05I didn't mean to scare you.
00:12:07Just that I recognize you from your billboard.
00:12:10I need your help.
00:12:11Oh, that's sweet, sweetie.
00:12:12But if you write a letter, then I respond to everyone.
00:12:15No, you don't understand.
00:12:16I recognize you as a charmed one.
00:12:19You're very famous where I come from.
00:12:21I'm not evil or anything.
00:12:23I've heard that one before.
00:12:25No, honestly.
00:12:25I don't know.
00:12:35We need to go.
00:12:39Well, yeah.
00:12:40To see how I can tag my tail.
00:12:41Then make it go away.
00:12:42I can't.
00:12:46I'm all right.
00:13:00I'm all okay.
00:13:01I'm all okay.
00:13:01I'm all okay.
00:13:12Hang on.
00:13:12Hang on.
00:13:12Okay, I just kept work on the day of my big promotion.
00:13:35It's better rainstorm to get here.
00:13:37What is the 911?
00:13:40Phoebe found a mermaid.
00:13:40Actually, she found me.
00:13:42On the way to a very important court date, I might add.
00:13:45Hi, I'm Miley.
00:13:47You must be Paige.
00:13:48You have a very big underwater fan base.
00:13:50You're a mermaid?
00:13:52Do you guys actually exist?
00:13:54Excuse me.
00:13:55When you said a sea hag, did you mean like old woman hag or evil magic hag?
00:14:00Because, see, I'm not really in the battle mood today.
00:14:03She's kind of both.
00:14:06Forget that.
00:14:07What's life like under the sea?
00:14:08Does your skin get wrinkly?
00:14:10Does algae pose a personal hygiene problem?
00:14:12Okay, guys, why don't we let her up for a little air?
00:14:15No, it's okay.
00:14:16I don't mind.
00:14:16Actually, there's nothing like being a mermaid.
00:14:18You swim in the open sea all day, explore endless wonders.
00:14:21It's pure freedom.
00:14:23Sounds like heaven.
00:14:24I'm sure you want to get back.
00:14:25I could drop you off at the beach on my way to...
00:14:26No, you don't understand.
00:14:27It was a great life for the first few hundred years.
00:14:33Mermaids are immortal.
00:14:34Yeah, we can spend eternity at sea because our hearts are, well, some say as cold as the water.
00:14:41But sometimes a mermaid gets lonely, her heart warms, and she wants more.
00:14:47Is that what happened to you?
00:14:48Mm-hmm.
00:14:48The ocean's floor is littered with bones of mortals who died for love.
00:14:52I had to know why.
00:14:53Now, these bones, um, could they be bones of mortals that perhaps the sea hag killed?
00:15:00Piper.
00:15:01What?
00:15:02So you said you wanted to feel love.
00:15:03Is that why you went to see the sea hag?
00:15:05Yes.
00:15:06If a mortal professes his love to a mermaid, she becomes human.
00:15:09The sea hag agreed to give me legs, but if I didn't find love before her deadline, I would have to give her my immortality.
00:15:15All that for a guy?
00:15:16Boy, did you get taken for a ride.
00:15:18TB.
00:15:19What?
00:15:19I did find love.
00:15:21I mean, I think I did.
00:15:24But I might be dead before I get to find out for sure.
00:15:29Craig's getting on a plane to New York soon.
00:15:31Oh, no, no, no.
00:15:32This is good.
00:15:33Because all we gotta do is find the fish lover, get him to spill his guts, and then we don't have to face the sea hag.
00:15:38Piper.
00:15:38But if your boyfriend's love can make you human, why don't you just tell him you're a mermaid?
00:15:44You mean that I'm a genetic freak with a fish tail coated in glandular slime?
00:15:48She raises a good point.
00:15:50You may be half fish, but you're still a woman, and women, you know, they generally know when a man's in love even before he does.
00:15:56Oh, please.
00:15:57If I wrote that slop in my column, I'd be driven out of town.
00:16:01Okay, that is it.
00:16:02Can I see you two in the kitchen?
00:16:03Okay, what is going on with you guys?
00:16:09I'm sorry.
00:16:10Like you need a man to be complete.
00:16:12That kind of thinking dates back to the days we all had tails.
00:16:14Maybe Phoebe's right.
00:16:15Maybe we just throw the mermaid back into the ocean and we keep the manor hag-free zone.
00:16:19Who are you people and what have you done with my sisters?
00:16:23Let's start with you.
00:16:23What is going on in that head of yours?
00:16:25I keep thinking about the court date I'm missing.
00:16:27Okay, so you're dumping all over our innocent?
00:16:29I don't mean to be.
00:16:30Paige, I've been fighting so hard to get my life back.
00:16:33If Cole shows up and we're still married, then it was all for nothing.
00:16:36I need my freedom.
00:16:38Okay, fine.
00:16:38Don't meet the judge.
00:16:39Just hurry back and we'll deal with Miley.
00:16:45Where's she going?
00:16:47Everything okay?
00:16:48Yeah.
00:16:48Piper and I were just about to discuss how best to vanquish the sea hag.
00:16:51No, you said we were going to deal with Miley.
00:16:53You didn't say anything about doing anything with the sea hag.
00:16:56What is up with you and these demon avoidance issues you suddenly got?
00:17:00I think if we can protect Miley and avoid a run-in with the sea hag, I'm all for that.
00:17:04What is going on with everybody?
00:17:06We're talking about the sea hag, mysterious monster, the deep blue sea,
00:17:09the one whose name strikes fear in the hearts of sailors everywhere.
00:17:11Okay, somebody's been watching way too much Discovery Channel.
00:17:14You're probably right, but she's an interesting evil specimen.
00:17:16It reminds me of this water demon that I read about in the book.
00:17:19She kills in the most fascinating way.
00:17:20Paige.
00:17:22What?
00:17:23We know how it kills.
00:17:28What'd I say?
00:17:30It killed Mom.
00:17:34It's okay.
00:17:34You didn't know.
00:17:35Look, I just don't see any sense in going up against a demon like this if we don't have to.
00:17:42Okay, maybe we can get Craig to confess his love for Miley.
00:17:45I'll ask her what flight he's on, and maybe I can stop him from getting on that plane.
00:17:48But if it doesn't work, we're going to have to come up with a plan B to vanquish the sea hag.
00:17:52I know.
00:17:53I will check the Book of Shadows.
00:17:54I will check the Book of Shadows.
00:18:00You okay?
00:18:02Yeah.
00:18:09Hello?
00:18:11Begging your evil pardon.
00:18:13I see you're still alive.
00:18:15Six months ago, I came to this cavern to feed on you.
00:18:29You talked me out of it.
00:18:31What was it you said?
00:18:32I promised you an immortal being to give you permanent and everlasting life.
00:18:38Yes, that was it.
00:18:40A mermaid, I believe.
00:18:42Did you capture her for me?
00:18:45No.
00:18:47Not yet.
00:18:50It's not too late.
00:18:52I can cast a new spell.
00:18:54Conjure a storm like San Francisco has never seen.
00:18:57Think what you're giving up if you kill me.
00:18:59Paul, now this isn't right.
00:19:18I'm so tired of feeding on lower life forms.
00:19:22The mermaid won't get away this time.
00:19:24She better not, for your sake.
00:19:29Thank you, Mr. Wilson.
00:19:45Have a nice flight.
00:19:47Uh, Craig?
00:19:48Craig Wilson?
00:19:50Yeah?
00:19:50I have a message for you.
00:19:51Miley sent me?
00:19:53Let me guess.
00:19:53She sent me a singing telegram.
00:19:55No, no, a strippergram.
00:19:56That's more Miley's style.
00:19:58Shocking and unexpected.
00:20:00I'm a friend of Miley's.
00:20:01She sent me here because she needs to speak with you.
00:20:03Why didn't she come herself?
00:20:05That's a good question.
00:20:07There's a good answer.
00:20:08I just can't tell you what it is.
00:20:09But it's good.
00:20:11Let me get this straight.
00:20:12You're a friend of Miley's.
00:20:13I've never met you.
00:20:14I've never even heard of you.
00:20:14And you know more about her than I do.
00:20:16Is that right?
00:20:16No, not more about her than you do.
00:20:18Just a little secret.
00:20:19Well, a big secret.
00:20:21Well, I'm tired of Miley's secrets.
00:20:23I'm tired of her moving closer to me and then running away.
00:20:25And I'm just tired.
00:20:28There's a really good reason for all of this.
00:20:29And one day you guys are going to sit down at a nice seafood dinner and laugh about this.
00:20:33But until then, you really need to trust her.
00:20:35Well, right now, I need to catch a plane.
00:20:37Excuse me.
00:20:38Craig, her life is in danger.
00:20:39I sent a sheriff to his apartment, to his work, even his dry cleaners.
00:20:51Trust me, Your Honor, I didn't make a good faith effort to try to notify my husband of our divorce.
00:20:54I made a great faith effort.
00:20:56But to grant a default divorce, the court requires that you put a notice in the local newspaper saying where the missing spouse was last residing.
00:21:04Did you do that?
00:21:05I made the notice larger than legally required.
00:21:08I even used a 12-pike of bold font to make sure it really popped.
00:21:11You see there how it really pops?
00:21:15What is your business here, Inspector?
00:21:17I led the investigation to the disappearance of Mr. Cole Turner.
00:21:20We used every method at our disposal to locate his whereabouts, and we still came up empty.
00:21:25It's my belief that Mr. Turner's left the country.
00:21:28I must say, young lady, in all my years on the bench, I have never seen a divorce pushed through this fast.
00:21:34Please sign here.
00:21:34Oh, free at last.
00:21:38Is this the right office?
00:21:41Cole Turner, Your Honor.
00:21:43Nice hand.
00:21:44Thanks for letting me know.
00:21:47You evil bastard, why didn't you just stay where you belong?
00:21:50Wait a minute.
00:21:51I'm not evil.
00:21:52You have any idea what you just did to me in there.
00:21:54Hold on.
00:21:55I'm not evil.
00:21:56I'm good.
00:21:56You're good at crushing my every hope and dream.
00:21:59Well, I'm gonna make up for that.
00:22:00You just made me look like a fool in front of the judge.
00:22:01You are like a pit bull with a death grip.
00:22:04You know I should arrest you on pretzels.
00:22:07Too many people talking at once.
00:22:12You see, Cole, this is exactly what I'm talking about.
00:22:14Good people don't turn other people into water coolers.
00:22:17I needed you to hear me.
00:22:18Go to hell.
00:22:19I was just there.
00:22:20I didn't mean to stay so long, but I needed to gather enough powers to execute...
00:22:23Execute who?
00:22:24Huh?
00:22:24Execute who?
00:22:25My plan.
00:22:26I'm here to redeem myself.
00:22:27You better be careful.
00:22:30You are stepping down a very dangerous road right now.
00:22:33I'm already on it.
00:22:35I got my job back at the law firm.
00:22:37I'm gonna use my powers to help people.
00:22:41Make up for my past.
00:22:43In time, you'll see we're meant to be together.
00:22:44Cole, if you say that again, I swear I'll scream.
00:22:48I want you out of my life.
00:22:51I'll keep my distance, but I'm not going away.
00:22:54My love for you hasn't changed.
00:22:55It kept me alive in the wasteland and led me back to you.
00:23:03You won't use that.
00:23:05I know you still love me on some level deep inside.
00:23:13You are seriously mistaken if you think I still love you in any way.
00:23:17I wasn't expecting a warm welcome, but don't you think this is a little extreme?
00:23:20You stay away from me.
00:23:31Whatever you are.
00:23:33What happened?
00:23:44Where's Phoebe?
00:23:46She ran off.
00:23:49Lucky that's all she did.
00:23:50Now, the book says that the sea hag has power over her natural environment.
00:24:03Would that be like rainstorms?
00:24:06Yeah, rainstorms, hurricanes.
00:24:09Hurricanes?
00:24:10Even tidal waves.
00:24:12Leo, she said tidal waves.
00:24:13How far do tidal waves travel?
00:24:15Excuse us.
00:24:16What's gotten into you?
00:24:18I don't know.
00:24:19I just don't feel like myself.
00:24:21Well, our job is to keep the innocent calm.
00:24:23Do you think you can do that?
00:24:24Will I go talk to the elders and see if they can help us control the sea hag?
00:24:26Sure.
00:24:34Hey.
00:24:36You came?
00:24:37Yeah.
00:24:37Paige told me your life was in danger.
00:24:38What's going on?
00:24:39I really need to know how you feel about me.
00:24:42I can't believe we're back on this.
00:24:43Are you two in on this joke or what?
00:24:45It's no joke.
00:24:45You have to tell her how you feel about her.
00:24:47Her life depends on it.
00:24:48What is this?
00:24:49The delusional girls club?
00:24:50Come on.
00:24:52Tell me what's happening.
00:24:53I can't.
00:24:55You can't.
00:24:57You yank me out of a business meeting.
00:24:59Your friend ambushed me at the airport.
00:25:01I missed my plane and you can't tell me why.
00:25:04No.
00:25:05Okay, buddy.
00:25:06Look, you obviously wouldn't be here if you didn't care.
00:25:08So why don't you just tell her that you love her for crying out loud?
00:25:11Keep it relaxed.
00:25:12What?
00:25:12If he does not do this, then we've got to fight the evil...
00:25:14Person.
00:25:18You know what?
00:25:19I'm out of here.
00:25:19Craig, wait.
00:25:23You want to know what I'm hiding from you?
00:25:27Okay.
00:25:29Miley?
00:25:31No, don't!
00:25:38Please don't be afraid.
00:25:42It's still me.
00:25:44What are you?
00:25:45Gee.
00:25:58Did you find a vanquishing spell?
00:25:59Piper, freeze her!
00:26:06I can't.
00:26:21Piper!
00:26:23Piper, help me!
00:26:25Piper!
00:26:25What happened to you?
00:26:50She took our innocence?
00:26:52How could you let that happen?
00:26:53I don't know.
00:26:54I think I had a panic attack.
00:26:57I couldn't breathe or move.
00:26:59Okay, but she took our innocence.
00:27:01Let's give Piper a break, okay?
00:27:02No, she's right.
00:27:03I froze up, Miley's gone, and it's my fault.
00:27:06No, it's not your fault.
00:27:07It's your hormones.
00:27:09Your maternal instincts are kicking in.
00:27:11More like taking over.
00:27:12It's natural for a mother to feel protective of her baby.
00:27:15But she's been handling demons ever since she got pregnant.
00:27:17Why the sudden change today?
00:27:18Wait, I don't know.
00:27:19I just, I don't.
00:27:22Just focus on finding Miley.
00:27:24What'd you get on the sea egg?
00:27:26There's a vanquishing spell, power of three.
00:27:28I, uh, I have it somewhere.
00:27:32Okay, what about a location?
00:27:33Did the book say where we could find her?
00:27:34The elders say she keeps a cavern on a remote island.
00:27:40Uh, she keeps it hidden with charms and spells.
00:27:43The only way to track her is with a mermaid.
00:27:45Well, unfortunately, we're fresh out of those.
00:27:47Okay, yeah, well, where were you when this all went down?
00:27:52I had my own demon to deal with.
00:27:54The good news is, is that the sea egg can't steal Miley's immortality
00:27:56unless she's willing to give it up.
00:27:58Which could be any minute.
00:27:59It's true.
00:28:00If she gives up hope, she might want to die.
00:28:02All right, well, I'll find Craig.
00:28:03Maybe you need him.
00:28:04Tried the airport.
00:28:05He was headed to New York.
00:28:09I'll try to locate the sea egg.
00:28:11Oh, honey.
00:28:14I'm sorry.
00:28:15I might have been pushing too hard.
00:28:18Why don't you let me and Paige worry about the sea egg?
00:28:20No, because I've got to...
00:28:22Rest.
00:28:23If not for your sake, then for my niece.
00:28:25All this stress can't be good.
00:28:27She's right.
00:28:28I underestimated you.
00:28:43They always come back to me with empty hearts, begging me to end their lives.
00:28:49But you...
00:28:50You almost found love.
00:28:56Did find love.
00:28:57Maybe he did love you.
00:28:59But I'm afraid that's over, my dear child, now that he knows what you are.
00:29:07It's time to embrace your fate.
00:29:09The pain you're feeling won't go away.
00:29:20As an immortal creature, can you bear to live with it for eternity?
00:29:26As an immortal creature, can you bear to live with it for the rest of your life?
00:29:45Last time I come to this place, I'm going to shh.
00:29:48I thought you could use a little help.
00:30:04Hey, you felt right.
00:30:07Let's go get the bad guy.
00:30:09What did you do?
00:30:11Gave us a little extra time.
00:30:12Yeah, I can see that.
00:30:14Why?
00:30:14You mean other than to save your ass?
00:30:16Well, I need to show Phoebe that I am good.
00:30:19I help you make this collar.
00:30:20You look good to your bosses.
00:30:21It's a win-win proposition.
00:30:23What if I don't want your help?
00:30:25I could always turn you into a water cooler.
00:30:28Got cuffs?
00:30:33Thanks.
00:30:34Here, hold this.
00:30:38So, anyway, if you need help on any cases, supernatural or otherwise, I'm at your service.
00:30:44I'm going to prove to everyone that I'm not evil.
00:30:46Whether they like it or not.
00:30:56Look, she doesn't want you.
00:30:58Why don't you just give it up?
00:31:00Because I'm in love.
00:31:04Don't forget to tell her what I did.
00:31:05This is really good.
00:31:11Adding Eastern thinking to Western Wicca.
00:31:14It should definitely break through the Seahead's protective charms.
00:31:16Are you going to answer your phone?
00:31:17Um, uh, no.
00:31:19It's my boss.
00:31:19I've been gone all afternoon.
00:31:20Okay, then.
00:31:21Can we turn it off?
00:31:22Do you think it's possible to get promoted and fired the same day?
00:31:24Paige, please just turn off the phone.
00:31:26You know, maybe, in our new destiny, this job just isn't meant to be.
00:31:29Okay, interesting.
00:31:35Phoebe?
00:31:36What is going on?
00:31:41He's back.
00:31:43Who?
00:31:44Cole.
00:31:45What?
00:31:45This is his blood.
00:31:51Blood is not supposed to do that.
00:31:54You stabbed him.
00:31:55Yeah.
00:31:57Good.
00:31:58He wants me back.
00:31:59He wants me back, and I just want to run.
00:32:03As fast and far as I can.
00:32:06I swear, if I had your power, Paige, I would orb myself to a rock in the middle of the sea.
00:32:10He has put me through so much, and I just, I don't want to go through it again.
00:32:16Okay, running is not the answer.
00:32:19Don't give him that power over you.
00:32:20You have built a great life for yourself.
00:32:23It doesn't matter.
00:32:25I'm too tired to fight him.
00:32:28And I don't even know if I could.
00:32:30He's got all these new demonic powers now.
00:32:34You know what?
00:32:34Turn your anger towards the sea hag.
00:32:37After we deal with her, I'll test Cole's blood
00:32:39and come up with a magic way to keep him from you.
00:32:42Okay?
00:32:44Okay.
00:32:46Phew, thank you.
00:32:49Let's see if the spell that you wrote works.
00:32:51I will go find Piper.
00:32:53Oh, Piper.
00:32:55I'm kind of worried about her.
00:32:56She picked maybe the worst time to come up with a massive demon phobia.
00:33:00Think she's going to be okay to take on the sea hag?
00:33:02Well, I think pregnancy is an emotional time, and anything can happen.
00:33:08I'll be fine.
00:33:08Okay, let's go.
00:33:11We've got a job to do.
00:33:13Are you sure you're up to it?
00:33:14Well, I don't have a choice.
00:33:15It's a power of three spell, right?
00:33:16One, two, three.
00:33:17Should we wait for Leo to find Craig before we go?
00:33:20No.
00:33:20Miley needs us now.
00:33:24Okay.
00:33:24If this spell works, it should take us right to the sea hag.
00:33:28Powers of the witches rise.
00:33:30Find the hag who speaks in lies.
00:33:33Balance chakras, focus chi.
00:33:35Lead us through the cruel, cruel sea.
00:33:38Oh, hey!
00:33:51Sorry, I couldn't hold you.
00:33:55Vivi, you can't stand.
00:34:12You don't have legs.
00:34:13Well, why me?
00:34:14Why did I get the tail?
00:34:16We all spread that spell together.
00:34:18Maybe because you're the best swimmer?
00:34:19Yeah, it's a why, but this is the ocean.
00:34:22It is very cold, and I'm allergic to shellfish.
00:34:25Okay, forget that.
00:34:26Do you sense the sea hag?
00:34:27Is she close?
00:34:28How should I know?
00:34:30Well, maybe if you put your head underwater.
00:34:32And get my hair wet?
00:34:34Vivi, you're a mermaid.
00:34:35You should be able to sense the sea hag.
00:34:37And my spout worked, just not the way I envisioned it.
00:34:46I found Craig.
00:34:47He was on a plane on his way to New York.
00:34:50Why am I standing in the ocean?
00:34:52Vivi's a mermaid.
00:34:54Oh, well, that would explain it.
00:34:56Woo!
00:34:57Dive in!
00:34:58The water's gray!
00:35:00Vivi, get back here this instant!
00:35:02The call of the sea is intense, just like Miley said it was.
00:35:09Well, ignore it.
00:35:10Did you find the sea hag?
00:35:11Now that you mention it, there was a stench under the water.
00:35:14That could be the sewage treatment plant.
00:35:16Well, take our chances.
00:35:17Follow the stench.
00:35:17How?
00:35:18I don't know.
00:35:19Get in touch with your inner fish.
00:35:21And then when you find the cavern, call for Leo, and we will orb there.
00:35:24Okay.
00:35:24That's actually the most fun I've seen Phoebe have since Cole died.
00:35:32Which time?
00:35:33Good point.
00:35:35Okay, you guys ready?
00:35:36T minus sea hag and counting.
00:35:38Piper, you got the power three spell.
00:35:44Piper, are you okay?
00:35:49I'm fine.
00:35:50Everything's under control.
00:35:54Are you ready to make your pain go away?
00:36:04Yes.
00:36:08Necron will be pleased.
00:36:12It doesn't hurt, I promise.
00:36:16The auger shell brings peace.
00:36:24She's calling.
00:36:50Let's go.
00:36:51Come on, come on.
00:36:52Let's go.
00:36:54Where's Piper?
00:37:15Should I throw my hand?
00:37:19Enough with the water.
00:37:20Shell.
00:37:21Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:51is everyone okay yeah no she's dying can you hear
00:38:06it's no use she's not human no not yet get craig hurry
00:38:13she should have stayed in the water she could have avoided all of this
00:38:18can we stay positive please get your hands off me what what just happened where am i somewhere
00:38:25off the north atlantic would be my good instinct what who are you people rich angel mermaid don't
00:38:35you mean witch i know this is hard to accept but all that matters is she's dying you can
00:38:42help what can i do tell her how you feel your love can save her my love how can i love her look
00:38:51at her she's got a really beautiful heart now you know what she is but who she is you've always known
00:38:59i do love you
00:39:29i do love you
00:39:42thank you thank you for everything okay i hate to cut this short but i can sense piper's panic
00:40:10and i think we should get back to her and let her know that everything's all right phoebe take my
00:40:14hand i'll already be back nope i'm staying in the ocean okay just meet us back at the beach you swim
00:40:19so fast you'll probably beat us there anyway no i'm staying in the ocean i'm not going back
00:40:25i don't understand page it's everything that miley said it was it's complete freedom the call
00:40:31of the sea it'll turn her heart cold if she lets it okay phoebe get out of the water no phoebe take
00:40:38my hand no phoebe fight it i don't want to fight it i just want to be free
00:40:48phoebe
00:41:08so
00:41:18leo the persian oh i found phoebe
00:41:44you did well why didn't you bring her she's too fast and slippery it's official phoebe's on the
00:41:51run on the swim technically well what the heck is she swimming from she's got billboards tv interviews
00:41:58she got her divorce she should be loving life that's right you don't know i don't know what
00:42:04well i didn't want to make you mad you know you're getting so panicky and all yes we've established i
00:42:08was a spineless coward in the face of evil now what don't i know coal's back what why don't i know
00:42:17about this phoebe told me confidentially yes but i'm your white lighter as a witch you have a duty to
00:42:22let me know this sort of thing i have a greater duty to my sister excuse me but he's the former source
00:42:27of all evil this is not something you just sweep under the rug oh oh take a deep breath
00:42:37does he want my baby oh no honey of course not he's in love he wants phoebe back
00:42:45that's it if cole and phoebe declare their love cole's love is the problem not the solution paige
00:42:51i know you hate cole yeah i do i loathe and despise him but that's not the point miley said
00:42:56that mermaids are cold-hearted maybe that's why my spell turned phoebe into a mermaid in the first
00:43:00place wait a minute we're talking about phoebe here since when did phoebe become cold-hearted
00:43:05well maybe she's been in the deep freeze ever since cole came back all right so where do we go next
00:43:11i don't know book of shadows library of congress internet anywhere we can to get rid of phoebe's tail
00:43:34i want my eternal life
00:43:35all your life it's your choice
00:44:05who are you you have something i want
00:44:18they're all yours
00:44:27i am so sorry i am missing work mr cowan i i it's just my sister she's had a fishing accident
00:44:35well of course i'm grateful for the promotion of course i am and i'm gonna prove to you just
00:44:41how grateful i am as soon as i get there and mr cowan hello i lost phoebe
00:44:51you lost phoebe yeah somewhere in the gulf of mexico i was tracking her and
00:44:55she's getting harder to sense i think the mermaid in her is starting to take over
00:44:59i'll just have to find a way to turn her back look through these books
00:45:02uh you've been working on this all night yeah what have you learned so far i've learned that
00:45:09mermaids are cold-blooded they like shiny baubles sea shanties are the only songs they know on my
00:45:14adoption file a short one document you lost me with that last one real it's my first day is a social
00:45:19worker and i'm already screwing up and failing big time this kid's adoption is going to fall apart
00:45:24without me well you can't let that happen i'm so glad you agree i was thinking i just cast a spell from
00:45:30here and create a file that's not what i meant go to work but what about but what about what you're
00:45:34you're just an horrible way you sure you can handle this alone i'm not alone i have piper piper
00:45:42okay leo i don't know if it's because she's afraid of the demons or she has guilt over phoebe
00:45:48she's not doing so well but i had to come down here to get any work done at all what do you mean go to
00:45:53the attic and see for yourself
00:46:04you're scared
00:46:23it's okay no let go almost done piper you need to take a break i just need one more verse
00:46:29piper this is not helping phoebe
00:46:37leo
00:46:40i'm scared i know no you don't i'm scared all of the time piper you're pregnant your hormones and
00:46:50adrenaline are running very high it's okay to be afraid no it's not did you see what my fear did to
00:46:56phoebe i'm supposed to be stronger than ever now that i'm pregnant for our daughter and my sisters
00:47:01it's my job to take care of this family sometimes it's this family's job to take care of you
00:47:08you know sometimes it's my job
00:47:13what do i do you need to figure out what's behind your fear okay well therapy takes years and phoebe
00:47:19needs me now the only way you can help phoebe is by removing your fear what did you say i said you
00:47:27need to remove your fear and i can help you do that i think you just did right now i just need some
00:47:35um um some time to figure this out alone
00:47:47um
00:48:01So, uh, how's your sister doing after the fishing accident?
00:48:25Uh, we're not sure.
00:48:26We haven't found her yet.
00:48:28What is she, lost at sea?
00:48:30Uh, you could say that.
00:48:31Uh, uh, Paige.
00:48:34Look, Mr. Cowan, I may be stubborn at times and late to work often, and I don't always
00:48:38know when to shut up, like, right now, but trust me, even if I told you the truth, you
00:48:42wouldn't believe me, so if you'll excuse me, I have an adoption to save.
00:48:45You forgot insolent.
00:48:47You're very insolent.
00:48:49You're right.
00:48:50Can I go now?
00:48:51Don't make me regret giving you this promotion, Paige.
00:48:57Wait, before you say anything.
00:48:59Not to say do, because I'm about to orb your family jewels far, far away.
00:49:05Yeah, that would hurt, but I'm sure you don't want to use your powers in front of all these
00:49:09people, do you?
00:49:11What do you want?
00:49:12I want to prove that I've changed, not just to Phoebe, but to you and Piper as well.
00:49:17Copies of the adoption application and police clearances.
00:49:20Fax them ASAP.
00:49:22It might sway the agency's decision.
00:49:23I'm familiar with family law.
00:49:25Maybe I could, uh, do some good here.
00:49:28Didn't we fire you?
00:49:29Actually, I quit, but now I'm a partner at Jacqueline, Carter, and Klein.
00:49:33So what are you doing here?
00:49:35Came to help Paige.
00:49:37Who doesn't want or need his help?
00:49:40A good social worker knows when to use outside resources.
00:49:44They don't get much better than Jacqueline, Carter, and Klein.
00:49:46Social services.
00:49:50Well, you heard him.
00:49:52They don't get much better than me, so let me help you.
00:49:54There won't be any trouble at all.
00:49:55No trouble.
00:49:56You've been nothing but trouble.
00:49:58Phoebe was finally happy, and now you're back, and suddenly she's a-
00:50:00Scale-o-tail?
00:50:02Your usual lunch order?
00:50:05Ugh.
00:50:06No fish.
00:50:07Not now.
00:50:07Not ever.
00:50:13Um, Phoebe's a what?
00:50:16You want to know what Phoebe is?
00:50:19She's a mermaid.
00:50:20Do you want to know why?
00:50:21Sorry, did you say mermaid?
00:50:22Yeah.
00:50:23Gills, fins, scales, and all.
00:50:24Well, you can fix that, right?
00:50:25No, Cole, we can't fix that because she wants to be a mermaid because you broke her heart.
00:50:30I never meant to hurt her.
00:50:31You didn't mean to do lots of things, but they happened.
00:50:33You are a one-man death squad.
00:50:34Bodies, blood, and pain follow you wherever you go.
00:50:36Well, there may be some truth to that, but it's in my past.
00:50:39I came back to make up-
00:50:40Make up for it?
00:50:41If you want to make up for it, go to Tibet.
00:50:42Join a monastery.
00:50:43Pray for absolution, but don't put your guilt on us.
00:50:45You don't understand.
00:50:46I love-
00:50:46Love Phoebe?
00:50:48What is it with you guys?
00:50:49Like, it's all about you and your feelings.
00:50:51What about Phoebe's feelings?
00:50:52She still loves me.
00:50:53Wrong.
00:50:53She doesn't love you.
00:50:54She thinks you're an evil freak with superpowers from hell and battery acid for blood.
00:50:57She doesn't love you.
00:50:58She wishes you'd stayed dead.
00:51:01She told you this?
00:51:02Told me.
00:51:02She didn't have to tell me.
00:51:03She's a mermaid.
00:51:04Her body erupted in scales.
00:51:06She had to turn into a fish to get away from you.
00:51:08Do you get it now?
00:51:09Listen, the only way you can help us get our sister back is for you to disappear forever.
00:51:16Locked in, boxed in, full of fear.
00:51:25My panic grows manic till I can't hear.
00:51:27In need of reprieve so that I can breathe.
00:51:29Remove my fear.
00:51:30Please make it leave.
00:51:31I can't believe it.
00:51:45What the hell?
00:52:15Look, get your filthy meat hooks off me!
00:52:20She coughed a mouth on her.
00:52:22All I care about is the tail.
00:52:24How much do you think the tabloids would pay to see this?
00:52:27I don't know about you guys, but I don't want to spend the rest of my life on that boat.
00:52:30Maybe we should be thinking bigger than tabloids here.
00:52:32Bigger?
00:52:33If we bring her in like this, sure, we'll get a small fee,
00:52:36but mostly we'll just get credit for finding her.
00:52:38On the other hand, if we say we found her dead,
00:52:40we could sell the body for a fortune.
00:52:45Sorry, her life belongs to me.
00:53:08Mermaids are such poor defenseless creatures.
00:53:11I almost feel pity.
00:53:13This!
00:53:20No!
00:53:21I'm ready to go home now!
00:53:24I'm glad you finally came to your senses.
00:53:28No!
00:53:35Go.
00:53:36Find the mermaid.
00:53:37Ow!
00:53:38Ow!
00:53:39Ow!
00:53:48Ouch!
00:53:49Sorry, I was a medic, not a vet.
00:53:51Here's your water.
00:53:53I could use a little salt.
00:53:54That's about all I can do for it.
00:53:55Okay, well, good enough.
00:53:56Will one of you orb me back to the ocean, please?
00:53:57Wait, isn't there a demon after you?
00:53:58Demon?
00:53:59Did somebody say demon?
00:54:00Yeah, one chased Phoebe back home.
00:54:01Well, that was nice of it.
00:54:02Welcome home.
00:54:03This isn't my home anymore.
00:54:04So, what about this demon?
00:54:05Where is it?
00:54:06I'd like to thank it and then kill it.
00:54:10Are you sure you're okay?
00:54:11Yeah, never better.
00:54:12Ready to face my fears, like that painting.
00:54:17I hung it on the wall because I was afraid to tell Leo that it was ugly, but now...
00:54:35No offense, honey.
00:54:41So, uh, what does this demon look like?
00:54:43Tall, dark, and skeletal. Shoots electricity.
00:54:46Paige, we need the Book of Shadows. Can you orbit down here?
00:54:48You want me to use magic for household chores?
00:54:51I thought you had a total fear of personal gain.
00:54:53Ah, see, there's that word again. Fear. It's very debilitating.
00:54:56Just do as I ask.
00:54:58Book of Shadows.
00:54:59Okay, um, I told you everything I know. Can I go home now?
00:55:08You are home, and you're insane if you think that I am going to take you anywhere.
00:55:12Relax, Paige. Everything will be fine.
00:55:15Glad you're so calm.
00:55:17Why are you so calm?
00:55:20Well, I just did as you suggested, and now I feel fine.
00:55:24So can we save Phoebe?
00:55:25Okay, you guys, I don't need saving.
00:55:27Okay, all I need are my sea friends and little shiny objects
00:55:32and to lay on a rock and comb out my hair.
00:55:35I need water.
00:55:37Got him.
00:55:39Got him.
00:55:40Necron, a skeletal being who hovers between life and death,
00:55:44has the power to incinerate any living creature and feed on its life.
00:55:48Yada, yada, yada.
00:55:49No wonder he's after Phoebe.
00:55:50If mermaids are immortal and he's stuck between life and death,
00:55:53then immortality would place him squarely in the life column.
00:55:55Well, he cannot have my immortality.
00:56:00Will someone please get me back to the ocean before I suffocate?
00:56:03I need the water.
00:56:04You want water?
00:56:06I'll get you some water.
00:56:08You are holding me hostage!
00:56:10Yep, looks like it.
00:56:11Look, I am not a common goldfish.
00:56:13I cannot ignore the call of the sea.
00:56:15Well, the call of the common bathtub is just going to have to do.
00:56:17Why are you being so difficult?
00:56:22The regulations concerning this matter are clear.
00:56:25We cannot accept anything but the original medical report for illegal adoption.
00:56:28Well, that really just doesn't work for me.
00:56:33Are you absolutely sure you can't use the fax copy I sent you?
00:56:37Of course we can, Mr. Turner.
00:56:38I'll finalize the adoption immediately.
00:56:41Anytime.
00:56:41What was that?
00:56:48Just helping Paige cut through some red tape.
00:56:51And she's okay with you using voodoo powers to cheat the system?
00:56:54Well, she doesn't know that I'm helping her.
00:56:57And they're not voodoo powers.
00:56:59Oh, what powers are you packing these days?
00:57:02Maybe the power to turn men into dust?
00:57:04What's that supposed to mean?
00:57:05Three fishermen mysteriously vanished today and left behind what the medical examiner believes
00:57:10to be piles of bone dust.
00:57:12And you think I killed them?
00:57:13Damn right I do.
00:57:14You think I killed the me, the guy who saved your surprisingly small brain from a bullet yesterday?
00:57:19You don't expect me to believe that you did that for me.
00:57:23I'm just a pawn in your twisted scam to win Phoebe back.
00:57:26I realize that people's reputations precede them, but contrary to popular opinion,
00:57:30I am not the source of all evil anymore.
00:57:32In fact, I'm not the source of any evil anymore.
00:57:35I just want my wife back.
00:57:47Look, let's pretend for a second here, just for the sake of argument, that you saved my
00:57:54butt because you are my friend.
00:57:58So, as your hypothetical friend, can I give you some advice?
00:58:02Yeah.
00:58:03Don't do this to yourself.
00:58:04I can't help it.
00:58:06You love her.
00:58:07I get it.
00:58:09And your love, it's epic.
00:58:11Okay.
00:58:12Look what it's doing to you.
00:58:18Paige says she hates me.
00:58:20She says I should leave for good.
00:58:23You've known her for a long time, Daryl.
00:58:24What do you think?
00:58:27Should I leave?
00:58:27I know you don't want to, but what you want really doesn't matter, right?
00:58:42Right.
00:58:44Well, there you go.
00:58:45What is going on?
00:59:08Are you okay?
00:59:08Minor setback.
00:59:09It's fine.
00:59:10Minor setback.
00:59:16The room is on fire.
00:59:18You're supposed to be figuring out a way to vanquish Necron, not yourself.
00:59:21Oh, come on.
00:59:22We weren't using any of this junk anyway.
00:59:24Where's the fish girl?
00:59:25She's downstairs cooling off in the tub.
00:59:27What are you mixing up here anyway?
00:59:29Oh, a little burdock root and some eye of newt.
00:59:33What?
00:59:34You're never, ever supposed to mix those two things together.
00:59:37That is a volatile combination.
00:59:39Well, Necron's a serious threat.
00:59:40We need a serious potion.
00:59:42Did you know in the book there's a witch's be warned on skeletal beings?
00:59:45The last two that vanquished him, actually the only two that vanquished him, died in the process.
00:59:50Great.
00:59:50So the rate you're going, you'll be number three.
00:59:52You know, we ought to be more careful.
00:59:54Hey, a good plan violently executed this week is better than a perfect plan executed next week.
01:00:00That's Patton.
01:00:01Why are you quoting Patton?
01:00:03So I figure if I just double the burdock root, I...
01:00:07No touch.
01:00:09I don't want you or my unborn niece around that.
01:00:15You shouldn't be inhaling all the smoke when you're pregnant anyway.
01:00:18Ah, Paige, you're such a worry ward.
01:00:20What happened?
01:00:22We were just getting ready to kick some demon ass.
01:00:24That's what we do, right?
01:00:26I'll get it.
01:00:27It's probably Phoebe's interview.
01:00:28Well, send them away.
01:00:29Don't look at me.
01:00:32She's your wife.
01:00:34Does it seem like she overcame your fear a little quickly to you?
01:00:37I don't know.
01:00:38I guess it's better than her almost having a nervous breakdown like she was this morning.
01:00:42Not so sure.
01:00:42What are you looking at?
01:00:48See if she had any help.
01:00:50Magical help?
01:00:50Piper would never do that.
01:00:54Oh, no.
01:00:56It's a fearless spell.
01:00:58Piper wrote a fearless spell.
01:01:01Hey!
01:01:03Gosh, I am so sorry.
01:01:05Your sister said we were doing the interview in the bathroom.
01:01:07Well, that should have been your first clue that my sister sprang from the shallower end of the gene pool.
01:01:11Oh, come on, Phoebe.
01:01:12You wanted fame?
01:01:13Go ahead and grab it.
01:01:14Carpe diem.
01:01:15Do you want me to mention carper on me, please?
01:01:16I am doing you a favor.
01:01:18People will think you're bold and daring.
01:01:20What's better than a celebrity who wants to do an interview in the nude?
01:01:23I could be just as fascinating with my clothes on in a TV studio.
01:01:26Well, actually, you can't.
01:01:27My show is called At Home with Nancy O'Dell.
01:01:30See?
01:01:32Fabulous.
01:01:32Fire away.
01:01:35Piper.
01:01:37What is going on?
01:01:40We heard Phoebe scream.
01:01:41Shh.
01:01:41She's doing a TV interview.
01:01:43In the bathtub?
01:01:44Don't worry.
01:01:45She's not showing any tale.
01:01:46That Nancy O'Dell has, like, perfect teeth.
01:01:49You can't be serious.
01:01:50You're risking exposure to all of us.
01:01:52Now, see, there's your risk aversion side rearing its ugly head again.
01:01:56Piper, we know you cast the fearless spell.
01:01:58Not a fearless spell.
01:01:59A freedom spell.
01:02:00You told me to get rid of my fear, so that's what I did.
01:02:03Yes, but you didn't get rid of it.
01:02:04You just suppressed it.
01:02:05Well, what's the difference?
01:02:06I'm free to be myself and to help others be themselves.
01:02:09Okay, but Phoebe's self is a mermaid, and that self is about to be broadcast on the 6 o'clock news unless we stop it fast.
01:02:15Now, see, you're only seeing the downside here.
01:02:17What's the upside?
01:02:18The upside is Phoebe loves her job more than anything else, and doing this interview will remind her of that and help bring her to her senses.
01:02:25People are chewing entire species into extinction.
01:02:31Take Chilean sea bass.
01:02:32I have yet to even spot one.
01:02:34And swordfish, for example?
01:02:35You might as well be munching on a bald eagle.
01:02:37I, uh, I didn't realize you had such a passion for fish.
01:02:42Yeah, I do.
01:02:44Okay, we're gonna have to end this now.
01:02:47It's okay.
01:02:47Ask one more question.
01:02:49Um, well, so back to your advice to lovers.
01:02:51It's so real.
01:02:52It's so heartfelt, especially lately.
01:02:54Is there a lucky guy in your life that you get your inspiration from?
01:02:58No, there's not.
01:02:59Really?
01:03:00And what's with all the love column?
01:03:01Um, I don't know.
01:03:06I think I do.
01:03:07Okay, I'm sorry.
01:03:08We're really gonna have to wrap this up.
01:03:10Leo.
01:03:11Okay, come on.
01:03:11I'll show you downstairs.
01:03:12But we're not finished yet.
01:03:13I think you are.
01:03:14Oh.
01:03:15We'll reschedule.
01:03:16I'll have my people call your people.
01:03:17Okay.
01:03:17Thanks.
01:03:18All right.
01:03:18Bye-bye.
01:03:19Bye, Nance.
01:03:19Bye-bye.
01:03:23So, how you feel?
01:03:24Actually, thanks to you, I feel free.
01:03:26Free from the shallowness of human pursuit, from craving wealth and fame.
01:03:30Now all I crave is the serenity of the sea.
01:03:33Ooh, good job on the fearless spell.
01:03:36What fearless spell?
01:03:39What the heck is their problem?
01:03:42Org Phoebe to the attic.
01:03:43What about you?
01:03:47Just do it!
01:03:54Okay, static men.
01:03:55Very impressive.
01:04:00How long is this spell gonna take?
01:04:09I don't know.
01:04:09It's tricky.
01:04:10There's a lot of factors involved.
01:04:12Okay, why can't we just orb to Necron and try the vanquishing potion that Piper was working on?
01:04:17Because Piper was under the influence when she mixed that potion, as you can tell by the lovely remains of our burned-out attic.
01:04:22Okay, so, uh, what happened?
01:04:27Well, thanks to her fearless spell, she went straight to an offensive place with her explosion potion, and I don't think that's the answer.
01:04:33Why not?
01:04:34It sounds good to me right now.
01:04:35Well, because the last two witches that vanquished skeletal beings were vaporized in the process.
01:04:39I think a power three spell is our best chance of killing Necron and staying alive.
01:04:44Can you sense her?
01:04:45Yeah.
01:04:46Is she hurt?
01:04:47Who knows?
01:04:47All I can sense is courage.
01:04:49Lots and lots of courage.
01:04:50Well, don't worry, honey.
01:04:51He's not gonna kill her.
01:04:52He needs her alive if he's gonna get to me.
01:04:55Yeah, well, we still have to hurry before Piper does something stupid like get Nancy O'Dell an exclusive with Necron.
01:05:01You know, I'm beginning to wonder if this whole power three spell is even worth it.
01:05:04What do you mean?
01:05:05Well, firstly, it's not really a power three spell.
01:05:07It's more like a power two and a half spell, considering you're half a witch.
01:05:12Secondly, I'm worried that my fearless wife won't let us interfere to take out Necron.
01:05:16But she isn't exactly using her best judgment right now.
01:05:19I don't even know why she casts that spell.
01:05:21You know, I could have helped her through it.
01:05:23Well, try to see where she's coming from.
01:05:24She's barely been able to function, and she blames herself for what happened to...
01:05:28Phoebe.
01:05:30Wait a minute.
01:05:31What do you mean, what happened to Phoebe?
01:05:33What happened to me is the best thing that ever happened to me.
01:05:35I am swimming with the dolphins now.
01:05:36I'm basking with belugas.
01:05:39Uh, Leo, I actually think I've got something, but I need to talk to you about it alone.
01:05:43Okay, you see?
01:05:44This is exactly why I love being a mermaid.
01:05:46There are no secrets underwater, you know?
01:05:48There are no walls to keep you trapped.
01:05:50Okay, enough.
01:05:51Uh, Leo, stairs.
01:05:54You guys.
01:05:55Wait, wait, you guys.
01:05:57Woo!
01:05:57We orb Phoebe to the ocean.
01:05:59The second Necron is a pile of dust.
01:06:00She's out of here for good.
01:06:02Do we have another option?
01:06:03I don't know.
01:06:04Something Nancy O'Dell said in that interview got me thinking.
01:06:06What if Phoebe's heart isn't as cold as we thought?
01:06:08We don't have time to find out.
01:06:10Well, let's take the time, okay?
01:06:12I don't want to save one sister just to lose another.
01:06:15Well, I'm sorry, Paige, but that is a risk that we have to take.
01:06:20Ugh.
01:06:22All right.
01:06:25What'd you guys say about me?
01:06:27I said I thought you were going to swim away the moment we saved Piper.
01:06:29Are you?
01:06:30Come on.
01:06:31We have to hurry.
01:06:31That's better work.
01:06:45Where's Paige?
01:06:50I think we've given your sisters enough time to worry about you.
01:06:56Now, call for your white lighter.
01:07:00Our what?
01:07:01Oh, please, please, somebody help me.
01:07:09The mean demon is dipping me into the water, and it's really cold.
01:07:14Attack!
01:07:26Is that the best you got?
01:07:29Again.
01:07:29Again.
01:07:31Paul?
01:07:32Paige, you don't have to break into my apartment.
01:07:39I'm leaving.
01:07:39I'm taking your advice.
01:07:41Don't.
01:07:41I've been known to give very bad advice.
01:07:43I beg your pardon?
01:07:44Phoebe needs your help.
01:07:47I know.
01:07:48That's why I'm going away.
01:07:49It's the best way to help her.
01:07:51Now, if you'll excuse me.
01:07:52No.
01:07:53What are you doing?
01:07:55Please, I can't let you leave.
01:07:58What kind of game are you playing?
01:07:59I'm not playing any games.
01:08:01I told you Phoebe needs your help.
01:08:02And you need psychological help.
01:08:05Okay, that's probably true, especially because I cannot believe what I'm about to say, but
01:08:10I think Phoebe's still in love with you.
01:08:13Oh, yeah.
01:08:14Phoebe hates you so much, her body erupted in scales.
01:08:17That's what you said this morning.
01:08:18Okay.
01:08:19Maybe an unfortunate choice of words.
01:08:20I thought Phoebe was running away because she hated you, but now I think it's because she
01:08:25loves you.
01:08:28You think?
01:08:30It's a theory.
01:08:32Look, her advice column has been obsessed with love ever since you left.
01:08:36You told me to go away.
01:08:38Phoebe said it.
01:08:39Daryl said it.
01:08:41I got the message.
01:08:42Now you're changing your opinion based on a theory.
01:08:46What if I can prove it?
01:08:49Only Phoebe can prove that she still loves me.
01:08:52You're right.
01:08:53Open Phoebe's heart to coal.
01:08:56Reveal the secret that it holds.
01:08:58Bring forth the passion of love's fire that he may feel her true desire.
01:09:04What did you do?
01:09:14Phoebe.
01:09:14I guess she loves you more than either of us realize.
01:09:31Paige wasn't in the manor.
01:09:32I don't know where the hell she is.
01:09:34Okay.
01:09:34Well, forget her.
01:09:35Let's go find Piper.
01:09:36Yeah, but you need the power of three to take out Necron.
01:09:41He's hurting her again.
01:09:43He wants me.
01:09:43I'm going alone.
01:09:44No.
01:09:45Leo, I can't let anything happen to Piper or the baby.
01:09:48Yeah, but Phoebe.
01:09:48You wait here for Paige.
01:09:50I'm going to go buy us some time.
01:09:52Phoebe!
01:09:52Phoebe!
01:09:52Okay.
01:10:02I've had enough.
01:10:07Your treatment of me is shocking.
01:10:10Get it?
01:10:12Shocking?
01:10:12Do you have a death wish?
01:10:14You're not demon enough to kill me.
01:10:16You would have done it already if you were.
01:10:18On the contrary.
01:10:19I wasn't hungry until now.
01:10:22But it's just about my feeding time.
01:10:28Let her go.
01:10:29It's me that you want.
01:10:33Oh, look out, Phoebe.
01:10:34He's packing a seashell.
01:10:35You know what this is.
01:10:36Yeah, auger shell.
01:10:38Sucks eternal life.
01:10:40Look, I will give you my mortality if you let my sister go.
01:10:49And I promise I'll kill her unless you give me what I want first.
01:10:53Piper, are you okay?
01:10:55My baby.
01:10:56What did you do?
01:11:07Keep your promise, witch.
01:11:19Where you been?
01:11:21I forgot the vanquishing spell in the attic.
01:11:26Honey, it's okay.
01:11:31I'm right here.
01:11:35Phoebe!
01:11:38Shell!
01:11:41Piper!
01:11:42Take Phoebe's hand.
01:11:44Hey, prepare for a big blast.
01:11:46Tide of evil, watch the shore.
01:11:48Bring this darkness every more.
01:11:50With all our strength, we fight this fate.
01:11:52Make this evil obliterate.
01:11:53Oh, yeah!
01:11:56Oh, yeah!
01:11:56Oh, yeah!
01:11:56Oh, yeah!
01:11:56Oh, yeah!
01:11:56Oh, yeah!
01:11:56Oh, yeah!
01:11:56Oh, yeah!
01:11:56Oh, yeah!
01:11:56Oh, yeah!
01:11:56Oh, yeah!
01:11:58Oh, yeah!
01:11:58Oh, yeah!
01:11:58Oh, yeah!
01:11:59Oh, yeah!
01:11:59Oh, yeah!
01:12:00Oh, yeah!
01:12:00Oh, yeah!
01:12:02Oh, yeah!
01:12:02Oh, yeah!
01:12:03Oh, yeah!
01:12:04Oh, yeah!
01:12:05Oh, yeah!
01:12:06Oh, yeah!
01:12:07Oh, yeah!
01:12:08Oh, yeah!
01:12:09Oh, yeah!
01:12:10Oh, yeah!
01:12:11Oh, yeah!
01:12:12Oh, yeah!
01:12:13Oh, yeah!
01:12:14Oh, yeah!
01:12:15Oh, yeah!
01:12:16Oh, yeah!
01:12:17Oh, yeah!
01:12:18Oh, yeah!
01:12:19Oh, yeah!
01:12:23Paige, wake up!
01:12:46Paige, wake up!
01:12:48No wonder those demons carry warning labels.
01:12:54Tell me about it.
01:12:56Leo, you okay?
01:12:57Yeah, I think so.
01:13:03Where's Piper?
01:13:11Piper?
01:13:16I know why you've been afraid.
01:13:18You don't want to leave your baby the way I left you.
01:13:24But spells won't make that fear go away.
01:13:26Only faith will have faith that your destiny is different than mine.
01:13:36Take my hand, sweetie.
01:13:48Mom.
01:14:01It's okay, honey.
01:14:03It's us.
01:14:04Leo, heal her stomach.
01:14:06Leo, heal her stomach.
01:14:12How'd you do that?
01:14:14I didn't.
01:14:17The baby did.
01:14:18What?
01:14:20I guess she takes after her daddy.
01:14:25That must have been what Mom meant.
01:14:27Mom?
01:14:28She came to me in the water.
01:14:30She helped me understand why I've been so afraid.
01:14:34I don't want to leave my baby without a mother.
01:14:37You have something that she didn't.
01:14:39Oh yeah, what's that?
01:14:40Me.
01:14:41But not her.
01:14:51What do we do?
01:14:52Nothing.
01:14:53I have a feeling she'll come back again.
01:14:55How do you figure?
01:14:56Just they have a pretty good idea about what's going on inside of her head.
01:15:00How did I get here?
01:15:13I brought you here.
01:15:15This isn't happening.
01:15:16This can't be happening.
01:15:17This goes beyond stalking.
01:15:19I'm not stalking you.
01:15:21Paige sent me.
01:15:23I know why you ran, Phoebe.
01:15:26You don't know anything about me.
01:15:28You thought you could escape into this big ocean.
01:15:31That the waves would wash away your pain.
01:15:33But they won't.
01:15:34Not until you admit what drove you here in the first place.
01:15:37I know what drove me here.
01:15:39You.
01:15:40Yeah, but why?
01:15:41And don't say because you're scared of me because you're not.
01:15:45Come on, you don't want to spend eternity alone just to avoid the truth.
01:15:49If not for me, be honest for your own sake.
01:15:52Don't lose yourself because of me.
01:15:55What do you want me to say?
01:15:56You don't have to say anything.
01:15:58All you have to do to free yourself is admit how you truly feel about me.
01:16:02In your heart.
01:16:26How could you be so sure?
01:16:30I had a feeling.
01:16:33I do love you.
01:16:38And I always will.
01:16:41But it doesn't change anything.
01:16:44It doesn't matter.
01:16:46It's over.
01:16:48It's over between us.
01:16:50I do love you.
01:17:04It does.
01:17:05It doesn't matter.
01:17:06I do love you.
01:17:07It's over.
01:17:07It's over.
01:17:08It's over.
01:17:09It's over.
01:17:10It's over.
01:17:10It's over.
01:17:10I know I've been tough on you, but I don't want you to quit.
01:17:40You've got a real gift for helping people.
01:17:43Don't worry.
01:17:45I'm going to keep helping people.
01:17:47I just don't want to split my focus anymore.
01:17:50But thanks for everything.
01:18:05It's just one more day
01:18:09No one said there would be rain again
01:18:14I'll blame it on myself
01:18:18Yeah, I'll blame it on the weatherman
01:18:24Get away for a while
01:18:29Here I am
01:18:31Out on my own again
01:18:34I'll blame it on myself
01:18:37Yeah, I'll blame it on the weatherman
01:18:41Standing on the shore
01:18:44Calling out your name
01:18:46I was here before
01:18:49I could see your face
01:18:52Only clouds will see
01:18:54Tears are in my eyes
01:18:57Empty like my heart
01:18:59Why'd you say goodbye
01:19:04The rain goes on
01:19:09The rain goes on
01:19:14The rain goes on
01:19:16The rain goes on
01:19:17The rain goes on
01:19:18The rain goes on
01:19:19The rain goes on
01:19:20The rain goes on
01:19:21The rain goes on
01:19:22The rain goes on
01:19:23The rain goes on
01:19:24The rain goes on
01:19:25The rain goes on
01:19:26The rain goes on