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00:30RoboCop, RoboCop, RoboCop
00:48RoboCop, RoboCop, RoboCop
01:00RoboCop, RoboCop
01:30RoboCop
01:52Somebody move a car up there or I'll come up and move it for ya!
01:59How big a deal can it be to get a gift?
02:03Try shopping early for a change!
02:09Just like you did this year?
02:12That's not the point. We had to work.
02:16Those flying ads are driving me nuts!
02:22At least we have the rest of the holidays, huh?
02:25Come on! Half the precinct has shopping detail. How hard could that be?
02:31Hi! I'm Giggles the Elf! Buy me at Hunter's department store!
02:38That Giggles the Elf is mine!
02:40Give it to me!
02:42No way! I had it first!
02:45I'm so sorry, Sergeant, but it's like I told you. It's a war zone!
02:49The elevators have gone crazy, and half the customers claim to have been robbed!
02:55I tell you, my wallet was stolen!
02:58So get out of line!
03:00My bags!
03:02Who took my bags?
03:03Why are you looking at me?
03:05Why are you looking at me?
03:11Please, everyone, calm down!
03:14Calm down?
03:16I had three Giggles dolls and somebody grabbed them!
03:20Lady, it's probably just a mistake. Show some Yuletide spirit!
03:23Hey! I got your Yuletide spirit!
03:25Hey! I got your Yuletide spirit!
03:31Back off! We have the puzzle!
03:33I got to fight now!
03:34Don't move!
03:35I don't see anything!
03:36A cracked rib, dislocated kneecap, and some severely bruised dignity!
03:41Happy holidays, Sergeant! Here's my bill!
03:43Funny! Everyone you have got to fight now!
03:45I don't see anything!
03:47A cracked rib, dislocated kneecap, and some severely bruised dignity!
03:50Happy holidays, Sergeant! Here's my bill!
03:51Funny! Everyone you arrested said they had been robbed!
03:55All over town! Wallets, gifts they just bought! Gone without a trace!
03:58So they were in a fine mood when we showed up!
04:01The only connection is, they'd all been shopping in major department stores like hunting and hunting and hunting and hunting.
04:05I don't see anything!
04:07I don't see anything!
04:08A cracked rib, dislocated kneecap, and some severely bruised dignity!
04:11Happy holidays, Sergeant! Here's my bill!
04:14Funny! Everyone you arrested said they had been robbed!
04:17The only connection is, they'd all been shopping in major department stores like Huntingdorf's.
04:22What about store security?
04:24Uh, surveillance videos don't show a thing.
04:27The whole city's going ape!
04:29If we don't move fast, we're gonna have riots by sundown.
04:32Ugh, come on! Everybody gets a little stressed during the holidays!
04:36Ugh! Listen up, fool! You can't put me in jail! I know my rights!
04:41Those dolls were mine!
04:43Hey! Let go!
04:44No!
04:46Like I said, how can we help?
04:48My people are all on crowd control. I can't spare anyone to investigate the thefts.
04:53That's why I'm asking you two to go undercover.
04:56I'm game, but how's Murphy supposed to blend in?
04:59Wait, leave that to me.
05:00Spend! Spend! Spend! Spend! And no way to carry it all!
05:13I should never go shopping without my butler!
05:16Oh, Miss, could you?
05:18No! I'm on a break! Stop following me! Back off!
05:21They took the bait!
05:27Let's reel him in!
05:31Let's reel him in!
05:42Hand it over to you!
05:44Grandmother?
05:46Nice going, Buckethead!
05:47Aw, nasty little gnome!
05:52Here! I've got a doll to catch!
05:55Wiper blades!
05:56Wiper blades!
06:01Okay! Get him!
06:03I'm gonna take him!
06:04Put the rope around!
06:05Okay, boys! Get him!
06:07Put the rope around him!
06:11Hey! Stop that!
06:13Heads off!
06:14Game's over, Elf!
06:29That's what you think!
06:33Mommy, was Robocut doing the giggles?
06:36It's so cruel to hurt a little dolly!
06:39Heads off!
06:41Heads off!
06:43Heads off!
06:45Monster!
06:50Uh, kids, I can explain!
06:52Whoever built this is a genius!
06:58Whoever built this is a nut bar!
07:00Whoever built this almost got me killed!
07:04Datapro!
07:05Disc slot!
07:08Disc slot!
07:12Interesting!
07:13The store's surveillance data has been edited!
07:16That's impossible!
07:18The whole system's triple encrypted!
07:20Watch!
07:21Sections of clean video have been inserted to replace wherever a theft took place!
07:29The clock's time jumped back and forth, but the security system counter keeps moving forward!
07:33Artificially intelligent toys?
07:36Automatic data manipulation?
07:38Wow!
07:39I sure like to meet the guy who thought this up!
07:42That's for me!
07:43Robocop!
07:44I need you and mine are back in hunting doors, pronto!
07:48On our way, Sergeant!
07:55What is that?
07:57Who cares?
07:58I never get presents!
07:59This thing weighs a ton!
08:02Maybe it's a really big fruitcake!
08:14Nail me!
08:16Charlotta!
08:17I'm back!
08:18And I'm yours!
08:19I'm back!
08:20And I'm yours!
08:21Back in one minute!
08:2210th floor!
08:23Welcome back, citizens!
08:24Phew!
08:25Phew!
08:26Am I glad you don't wait till Christmas to open your gifts!
08:27Hey!
08:28Where's Rubble Man?
08:29I got something for him!
08:30Heh!
08:31Oh well!
08:32Now come to mama, you big lab hunk!
08:33Mwah!
08:34Mwah!
08:35Mwah!
08:36Uh, uh, Charlotta!
08:37Uh!
08:39Charlotte!
08:40I'm glad you don't wait till Christmas to open your gifts.
08:50Hey, where's Rubble Man?
08:52I got something for him.
08:54Oh, well.
08:56Now come to Mama, you big lab hunk.
09:04Charlotta, shouldn't you be in prison?
09:09No, you big silly.
09:11I got an early release for good behavior.
09:13Want a demonstration?
09:17So, uh, I guess prison wasn't all that bad?
09:21Well, if you don't mind the inedible food, the tedious work, and the gray clothes, I hate gray!
09:27No, it was fine. Really.
09:31I'm glad.
09:33You did say you'd wait for me.
09:35I want to make it worth your while.
09:38B-b-b-but you tried to kill us before.
09:42Oh, new me.
09:44I wouldn't hurt a fly.
09:46Calm yourselves. Christmas is a time of joy and giving.
10:02They're not listening.
10:03Boy, are you two a sight for sore eyes.
10:06It's getting worse.
10:08Nobody's credit cards will work.
10:09Cash registers won't open.
10:11It's like the entire building's trying to drive us all mad.
10:15Mad!
10:15Mad!
10:18Anytime you want to jump in here.
10:20What can you tell us about the company that made those elf dolls?
10:25Well, uh, not much.
10:27Um, they're the same outfit who installed my security system.
10:30And didn't that strike you as just a teensy bit peculiar?
10:34Well, yes.
10:35No.
10:35I mean, but they practically gave those dolls away.
10:39The profit margin is amazing.
10:44Murphy, don't look.
10:45I think that reindeer is watching us.
10:47See?
10:48The one with the big nose.
10:50That's no nose.
10:51That's a camera.
10:59Too many people.
11:01Back to my new job.
11:03Robocop.
11:04Public destroyer of Christmas.
11:06Traveling hard.
11:15Ah, ah, Red.
11:17Keep those hooves off that self-destruct collar.
11:19I need your control codes in one piece.
11:22Now hold still.
11:36Wait, Charlotte.
11:37Maybe we should think about this.
11:39No.
11:40Noomi, don't think.
11:41Feel.
11:43Yes.
11:43Let your senses...
11:44It's real.
11:45Now, what are you reeling?
11:52I've been feeling.
11:54Oh, I think it's the sauerkraut I had for lunch.
11:58Oh, don't tease me, Noomi.
12:01You know what I want.
12:04Huh?
12:05I do?
12:07Yes.
12:08Yes.
12:09I want...
12:12A snack.
12:15Yeah, some hot cocoa, maybe.
12:18Oh.
12:19Okay.
12:21It might take a minute.
12:22Well, like, duh.
12:23The reindeer's computer has locked onto a signal that can lead us to whoever is controlling it.
12:37You gotta wonder who would be that sick.
12:40Oh, I knew they'd be trouble.
12:43I will not let them mess things up for me again.
12:46I'll be ready.
12:47Hot cocoa, coming right up.
12:51Oh, what?
12:53No marshmallows?
12:55Marshmallows.
12:56Right.
12:57I'll check.
13:05Sorry, I'm all out.
13:07Oh, well.
13:08Never mind.
13:09Come on, drink up.
13:09You know, I think maybe the milk's gone off and...
13:16Sweet dreams, Nerdmire.
13:29Why couldn't that idiot creation of yours be here like the delivery man said he was?
13:34Oh, what good's a bone without a target?
13:39Oh, well, well.
13:49A couple of holiday turkeys ready to get stuffed.
13:53Say, how come you guys are so small?
13:58It's Neumire, and he's drunk.
14:00Looks like he's gonna miss all the Christmas fun.
14:18We'll be right back after these messages.
14:20Back to the show, citizens.
14:27So, coppers, hey, say goodbye in season's beatings.
14:31Whoa, Char, you're missing a big chance here.
14:34This is where you get to gloat about how clever you are.
14:37Oh, cool.
14:39See, like, I'm kind of new with this villain thing.
14:42Start recording.
14:43Already on it.
14:44Charlotte of Tannenbaum, confession, take one.
14:46Actually, it was really pretty easy.
14:48See, first I used the prison's computers to contact a bunch of online merchants.
14:52I thought online shopping had finally died off.
14:55Well, duh.
14:56Anyway, so I made the online guys an offer.
14:59You would make in-store shopping a miserable experience, and they would get their old customers back.
15:04Uh-huh.
15:05People are half crazy around the holidays to start with.
15:07My mannequins and toys just pushed them over the edge.
15:10Heh, all I had to do was make sure you morons didn't stop me.
15:14Charlotte, I understand wanting revenge against us, but why ruin Christmas for an entire city?
15:20Why?
15:21Why?
15:22Because I hate Christmas, that's why.
15:25The whole rotten, ho, ho, ho, peace on earth package.
15:29Oh, every year, the same lame-o jokes.
15:33Oh, Tannenbaum, whoa, Tannenbaum, I see your sap is leaking.
15:39Let me play with your ornaments.
15:41I mean, like, it's my fault Tannenbaum is German for Christmas tree.
15:45And the whole world is gonna pay for it, starting with you.
15:48I think that's our cue.
15:55Blaster.
15:55Blaster.
16:18Blaster.
16:20Flamethrower.
16:21A symbol of holiday joy should not budge explosives.
16:24Ooh, I'm melting.
16:27Ooh, ooh.
16:33Come on, come on, come on, pound those guys.
16:44Exploding deer villains?
16:45I'm glad my son's not here to see this.
16:48You have nowhere to run, Charlotta!
16:54Don't be too sure!
17:06Cold.
17:07Cold.
17:08Very cold.
17:10Charlotta?
17:11What are we doing?
17:16Drop him, Tated Bomb!
17:17Oh, I'll drop him, all right.
17:20Three stories straight down, I mean it!
17:23If we shoot her, Neumeyer could fall to his death.
17:25You really don't want to do this.
17:28Actually, I really do.
17:30Listen!
17:31I know what it's like to be an outcast.
17:35Rejected.
17:36Scored.
17:38You... you do?
17:40Sure.
17:41It's tough when you're smarter than everyone else,
17:42when you're right all the time,
17:44especially when no one listens.
17:46Go on.
17:46So?
17:47No wonder you're bitter and angry.
17:50And, no offense, but certifiable.
17:53I guess that's what I love about you.
17:56Love?
17:57Sure!
17:58I mean, remember the last time you tried to kill me?
18:01In spite of everything, I said I'd wait for you.
18:04I...
18:04I meant it.
18:06Oh, that's the nicest thing anyone ever said to me.
18:12You're the only person who ever really cared, Neumey.
18:16I...
18:16I know that.
18:18Right.
18:19So...
18:20How about letting me go?
18:23Um...
18:24Um...
18:25No.
18:32Sure might have us to build those, too.
18:33No wonder they're so annoying.
18:35No wonder, Neumey.
18:36Ah!
18:38Ah!
18:42Swamp!
18:43Now what do we do?
18:44If we shoot it down, Neumeyer goes down with it.
18:46It's a ride
18:53Cable R
18:54Oh, you were right, Noomi
18:57We're meant for each other
18:59Why didn't I see it before?
19:01Blinded by love?
19:04I know
19:04We'll get a house in the suburbs
19:06Yeah, build ourselves a dog
19:08Clone a couple of kids
19:09Then we'll take over the world
19:11Good, yeah
19:13So long as you're keeping everything in perspective
19:15You know, it's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas
19:29Hit her again
19:30That's the spirit
19:31Get off my balloon, you fat holiday fraud
19:45Do something, she's chopping us apart
19:59If we're going down
20:09They're coming with us
20:10Okay, move along
20:20And wipe that smile off your face, runt
20:23I've never been through a holiday shopping season like this
20:26My nerves can't take it
20:28Well, at least it's finally over
20:30Sorry about this, Mr. Huntingdorf
20:50Where's Murphy?
20:54Over here, Sergeant
20:56Upholding the loving spirit of the holiday season
21:00So, you'll wait for me again, Noomi?
21:07I'll email every day
21:09Murphy, get me out of here before I lose my lunch
21:14Come on, Miner
21:16Get with the holiday spirit
21:17Don't push it
21:19Don't move, citizen
21:29We'll be right back
21:30And now, back to the show
21:35Get set for the Pokemon invasion
21:38Next, go around the world
21:40Into the sky and across the sea
21:42Because you've got to catch them all
21:43It's your favorite creatures
21:44Like you've never seen them before
21:46Sit back
21:47Pokemon takes America by storm
21:49Next, on the WB-11
21:51The WB-11
22:21I'll see you next time.
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