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One line jokes delivered by song by Gary Crockett.

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Transcript
00:00Anger
00:11The feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind
00:17My mom always used to say
00:20Forty is the new thirty lovely woman band from driving
00:25I don't approve of political jokes
00:30I've seen too many of them get elected
00:34Grandma's been staring through the window ever since it started to snow
00:42If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in
00:47You can't get on the same page with someone who has a different book
00:53You take away the looks, money, intelligence, charm, and success
01:00And really there's no real difference between me and George Clooney
01:05If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put you and I together
01:11Two fish are sitting in a tank
01:15One looks over at the other and says
01:18Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?
01:20About a month before he died
01:24My uncle had his back covered in lard
01:27After that he went downhill fast
01:32I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus
01:37That's how I lost my job as a bus driver
01:41Don't spell part backwards, it's a trap
01:45A clean house is the sign of a broken computer
01:51Good health is merely the slowest possible rate
01:56At which one can die
01:59Strong people don't put others down
02:02They lift them up and slam them on the ground
02:05For maximum damage
02:07Isn't it great to live in the 21st century
02:12Where deleting history
02:14Has become more important than making it
02:17Thieves have broken in my house and stolen everything
02:22Except my soap, shower, gel towels, and deodorant dirty bastards
02:28I have as much authority as the Pope
02:33I just don't have as many people who believe it
02:37I saw a sign that said watch for children
02:42And I thought that sounds like a fair trade
02:45If you're not supposed to eat at night
02:51Why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator
02:56Eat right, stay fit, die anyway
03:00Eat right, stay fit, die anyway
03:30ёêm
03:32꽁已�
03:33BE
03:33What can I think do to ask a someone from God
03:36You know what soul has been
03:41I know if all people could cred that you are
03:43You know what soul has been
03:47With you
03:51I know if so
03:52I know you
03:55little tips
03:57Also