Skip to playerSkip to main contentSkip to footer
Gotcha29
  • yesterday
One line jokes in a song by Gary Crockett.

Category

😹
Fun
Transcript
00:00Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect
00:17To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage
00:20Who stole my wallet, you can hide but you can't run
00:23The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic
00:32Together I can beat schizophrenia, do not touch
00:36Must be one of the most terrifying things to read in braille
00:39I don't like people who take drugs, for example, airport security
00:44I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day
00:51Man addicted to drink and break fluid claims
00:56He can stop anytime he wants
00:58An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure
01:04I said, I'm much better at Bohemian Rhapsody
01:08My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations
01:11By saying, are you even listening to me?
01:14I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met
01:20If I had fifty cents for every math test I failed, I'd have seven dollars and twenty cents
01:26The man who invented autocorrect has died, may he roast in piss
01:31I love eBay
01:35I sold my homing pigeon eight times last month
01:40Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me
01:45So we went for a run, I have a pet tree
01:48It's like a pet dog, but the bark is quieter
01:54I think my girlfriend's hallucinating as she keeps insisting that she's seeing other people
02:00I wonder if the arachnophobia support group has a website
02:05If Snoop Dogg dies before pot is made legal nationally, he'll be rolling in his grave
02:14I hate it when I'm texting
02:16I get rudely interrupted by a cyclist bouncing off my windscreen
02:22A nine-year-old girl has vanished after using a revolutionary new cream
02:27Which makes you look ten years younger
02:52Part of it at the end of the day
02:55Nothing
02:57That seems to be a lot of selfishness
02:57But I'm not sure that my girlfriend's hallucinating
02:58And so many emotions are in the same way
03:00I'm not sure that my girlfriend's hallucinems
03:01B Sporting and my girlfriend's hallucinems
03:02What the hell is known?
03:03A nine-year-old girl has been a crazy woman
03:0418 years from my father
03:06The herausndter
03:07Legendary of the world
03:09The Herndter
03:10The Herndter
03:11Herndter
03:12Herndter
03:13Herndter
03:14Herndter
03:15Herndter
03:16Herndter
03:17Herndter
03:18Herndter
03:19Herndter
03:20Herndter