One Liner Jokes Song Routine 1

An original song of one line jokes. By Gary Crockett.

Transcript

00:00My wife is a psychologist

00:07She got upset when I wanted to fire the pool boy

00:13Boy, she said you're just paranoid

00:17You think the pool boy is a threat to your virility

00:22A threat to your masculinity

00:25My argument was we don't have a pool

00:29I walked past a homeless guy with a sign that read

00:37One day this could be you

00:40I put my money back in my pocket just in case he's right

00:44I got lost in your eyes

00:47But I also get lost in most apartment stores

00:51So I wouldn't read too much into it

00:54Will glass coffins be a success?

00:58Remains to be seen to a wheel 50 elves here on Earth

01:03Is 94 or 5 valves on Mercury?

01:06No, I'm not that

01:08I'm just not on the right planet

01:11I went to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any

01:24What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

01:29I don't know and I don't care

01:31Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions?

01:36I do most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician

01:42I spent a lot of time

01:44I spent a lot of time, money and effort child proof in my house

01:48But the kids still get it

01:51The problem with kleptomaniacs

01:58Is that they always take things literally

02:04The problem with kleptomaniacs

02:05Is that they always take a lot of time?

02:06The problem with kleptomaniacs

02:07Is that they always take a lot of time?

02:08Is that they always take a lot of time?

02:09The problem with kleptomaniacs

02:27Is that they always take a lot of time?

02:30The problem with kleptomaniacs

02:35Can I take a lot of time?

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