Crocodilian Charmer Scarface

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Original song about the amorous adventures of big Daintree River Saltwater Crocodile called Scarface. Words and photo by David White of Solar Whisper Daintree Wildlife and Crocodile Cruises, song by Gary Crockett.

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00:00Pork sucking pansioner scores again

00:10This time it's Forrest's turn

00:15Falcon it comes to love power

00:20And pulling much younger partners

00:22Scarface isn't just any bloke

00:24He's a full-blown reptilian rock star

00:28If you think Leonardo DiCaprio's got a type

00:32Wait till you see HRH cruise by

00:37With another blonde half his age and twice as fierce

00:41Think DiCaprio with less yacht and more snout

00:46He doesn't need red carpets or designer suits

00:51Just a good current and a willing young lady

00:55With stars in her eyes and a tail twitching

00:58Some say he's the crocodilian Clooney

01:03Others call him the swampy Sean Penn

01:06But let's be honest, he's in a league of his own

01:10He's part apex predator

01:14Part sugar daddy and all smooth moves

01:18When he glides past the bank

01:21The young ladies don't run, they follow

01:25Because once you go ancient silver scale

01:30More flabs than abs, pot belly

01:32Slow moving, apparently

01:34You never go back

01:37He's playing bushland bingo

01:41With the ladies

01:42And every number's a winner

01:45Because keeping the ladies happy

01:48Isn't just a hobby

01:50It's his public service

01:52Aging gracefully

01:53Nah mate

01:54He's aging disgracefully

01:57And loving every scandalous second of it

02:00Keeping with your heart

02:02Let's be honest

02:13I'm sure you're not

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