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Crocodilian Charmer Scarface
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6/19/2025
Original song about the amorous adventures of big Daintree River Saltwater Crocodile called Scarface. Words and photo by David White of Solar Whisper Daintree Wildlife and Crocodile Cruises, song by Gary Crockett.
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00:00
Pork sucking pansioner scores again
00:10
This time it's Forrest's turn
00:15
Falcon it comes to love power
00:20
And pulling much younger partners
00:22
Scarface isn't just any bloke
00:24
He's a full-blown reptilian rock star
00:28
If you think Leonardo DiCaprio's got a type
00:32
Wait till you see HRH cruise by
00:37
With another blonde half his age and twice as fierce
00:41
Think DiCaprio with less yacht and more snout
00:46
He doesn't need red carpets or designer suits
00:51
Just a good current and a willing young lady
00:55
With stars in her eyes and a tail twitching
00:58
Some say he's the crocodilian Clooney
01:03
Others call him the swampy Sean Penn
01:06
But let's be honest, he's in a league of his own
01:10
He's part apex predator
01:14
Part sugar daddy and all smooth moves
01:18
When he glides past the bank
01:21
The young ladies don't run, they follow
01:25
Because once you go ancient silver scale
01:30
More flabs than abs, pot belly
01:32
Slow moving, apparently
01:34
You never go back
01:37
He's playing bushland bingo
01:41
With the ladies
01:42
And every number's a winner
01:45
Because keeping the ladies happy
01:48
Isn't just a hobby
01:50
It's his public service
01:52
Aging gracefully
01:53
Nah mate
01:54
He's aging disgracefully
01:57
And loving every scandalous second of it
02:00
Keeping with your heart
02:02
Let's be honest
02:13
I'm sure you're not
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