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One liner jokes turned into a song. By Gary Crockett.

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00:00I always take life with a grain of salt plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila
00:13I have all the money I'll ever need if I die by three o'clock this afternoon
00:26I am not a vegetarian because I love animals
00:34I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
00:39I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure
00:47My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance
00:56We'll see about that
00:58I have a lot of growing up to do
01:06I realized that the other day inside my fort
01:13I've been on three dates with a girl who works at a zoo
01:20I think she's a keeper
01:23I was told never to date a tennis player
01:26Love means nothing to them
01:31My friend set me up on a blind date
01:36And he said I'd better warn you she's expecting a baby
01:40I felt like such an idiot sitting in the bar
01:45Wearing nothing but a diaper
01:47If you arrest a mind
01:52Do you have to tell him
01:55He has the right to remain silent
01:59Ooh
01:59Ooh
02:14Ooh
02:17Ooh
02:21Ooh
02:28Aum.