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  • 6/13/2025
Different version of my original song The Last Guy by Gary Crockett
Transcript
00:00People always say when you are blue
00:08Cheer up someone else is worse off than you
00:14So I wondered what about the last guy
00:19The guy who has it worse than anybody else
00:24There is nobody worse off than him
00:30He's the last guy, the last guy
00:34Things are pretty grim
00:36He's got no money
00:38He's got no friends, no family
00:41No car, no house, nor bed
00:45He can't pick his nose cause his fingers are gone
00:50They left with his arms and legs when he lost them on the farm
00:53He's got no teeth and he's got no bum
00:55Which is just as well because his mouth is gone
00:58He just rolls around on the ground a lot
01:01He feeds intravenously which is why he's alive
01:05He's the last guy, the last guy
01:11He's got it worse than anybody else
01:15There is no one worse off than he is
01:20He's the last guy, the last guy
01:22He winks with one eye and Morse code
01:25That's how he communicates, don't you know
01:28He stays alive because the devil doesn't want him
01:31Devil reckons he would not be able to make him suffer
01:33His nose fell off when he was ten
01:35His ears followed bad and it was then he learned
01:39He needed glasses to see
01:41That was when he found out he has leprosy
01:47He's the last guy, the last guy
01:51Got it worse than anyone else
01:54He can't wear a hat to cover his bald head
01:56He can't scratch his back
01:58Or point at things at all
02:00He was told he had nice eyes
02:05As he looked up from the ground
02:07He wanted to say thank you
02:10But he could not make a sound
02:12He can't swim in the pool
02:15Because people call him Bob
02:18He can't hold down a job
02:20He cannot drive a car
02:23All he can do is roll along
02:26And that isn't very far
02:28He cannot press the button
02:30The traffic lights
02:31That let you cross the road
02:34So he just lies there
02:36And watches the traffic
02:38As it rolls on by
02:40He's no good on the dance floor
02:47Cannot sit on stools at bars
02:50He doesn't socialize in crowds
02:52As he gets kicked around the floors
02:55He's got genital warts and VD2
02:58Gonorrhea and herpes
03:00He's in a bad way
03:01Last week he had pneumonia
03:02And somnia
03:03Shingles and COVID-19
03:06Melanoma, cysts, moles
03:08Carcinoma, PST, BCO, PD
03:11Emphysema, gallstones
03:13Kidney stones and Flintstones
03:15But he's alright now
03:18He's the last guy, the last guy
03:22He's got it worse than anybody else
03:25There is no one worse off than he is
03:28He's the last guy, the last guy
03:33He's trying to stay positive
03:36If...
03:36The last guy
03:39The last guy
03:39Yeah
03:41I'm looking at thatcher
03:43He's having...
03:44What a behave
03:44Addact the police
03:45Who is this
03:45He used to lifecycle
03:47This guy
03:48Has been a bit Про
03:48...