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One line jokes in a song and music video by Gary Crockett.

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00:00Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in
00:05I'm not saying your perfume is too strong
00:11I'm just saying the canary was alive before you got here
00:18I threw a ball for my dog
00:23Sure it was a bit extravagant, I know
00:26But it was his birthday and he looks great
00:29And a dinner jacket
00:31An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure
00:36I said I'm much better at Bohemian Rhapsody
00:39Scattermoosh, scattermoosh, I can do the fandango
00:43No one should have children after 35
00:49Really, 35 children are enough
00:52A TV can insult your intelligence
00:57But nothing rubs it in like a computer
01:01Some cause happiness wherever they go
01:06Others whenever they go
01:09Today a man knocked on my door
01:13And asked for a small donation
01:15For the local swimming pool
01:18I gave him a glass of water
01:21I used to be a werewolf but I'm alright
01:25I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra
01:34But I had to turn it off
01:37Too much sax and violins
01:39My friend Jack says he can't communicate with vegetables
01:45Jack and the beans talk
01:47My dad died
01:50Because he couldn't remember his blood tie
01:53He kept insisting we'd be positive
01:56But it's just so hard without him
01:59I had an appointment
02:11To see my psychic next week
02:15But she just called to cancel
02:17She said I wouldn't be able to make it
02:20What do you call a dead magician
02:24An abracadaver
02:27I want to die peacefully in my sleep
02:31Like my grandfather
02:32Not screaming and yelling
02:35Like the passengers in his car
02:37As I watched the dog chasing his tail
02:41I thought dogs are easily used
02:45Then I realized I was watching
02:48The dog chasing his tail
02:52Just be yourself
02:55Unless yourself is a clown
03:00Not a female
03:01Being yourself is the best policy
03:07Unless you're a monk
03:09Trying to make friends
03:11I have rapid cycling
03:14Bipolar disorder
03:17Which is weird
03:18Because I can't pedal that fast
03:21In fact I don't even
03:23How to ride
03:25Don't be afraid of
03:41I can't do you
03:43I can't do you
03:43I can't do you
03:46Aum