Alice the Egret Guilty As Charged

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Song about Alice the Great Egret caught red handed eating a spotted Scat Fish. Words and photo by David White of Solar Whisper Daintree Wildlife and Crocodile Cruises. Song by Gary Crockett.

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00:00Well, well, well, if it isn't Alice the Great Akeret flapping her wings trying to dodge the drama

00:11After weeks of denying any involvement in CSC co-star consumption

00:16The Dane Tree's most elegant long legs has been busted

00:21In broad daylight, photo evidence reveals a fishtail poking straight out of her beak halfway down the hatch

00:27When confronted, Alice did what any guilty bird would

00:31Froze, blows, blinked twice and said, who me, not guilty

00:35Like we didn't just see the last ten sam of Sam

00:38Scatfish disappearing down her throat

00:41Clear as day from the paps on the boat

00:44Sources say she's sticking to the story that it was an optical illusion

00:48Caused by bad lightning and a rogue gust of wind

00:50But let's be honest, if the beak fits love

00:53Alice still fluffing her feathers and pretending she's above it all

00:58Has now lawyered up, the case is under review

01:02But the public's already calling it

01:05Guilty as charged with a twinkle in her eyes

01:08Fishtail shonen but still she denies

01:11Guilty as Homer with crumbs on his shirt

01:15Swears he didn't eat it, burbs for dessert

01:18Guilty as Cruella near a Dalmatian

01:21We know her plans, no explanation

01:23Guilty as Kylie Jenner with lips full of plump

01:27I haven't had work done, girl take a jump

01:30Guilty as Kim with a selfie light

01:32Caught mid-snap saying, do I look alright?

01:35Guilty as Bieber in a hit-and-run tweet

01:43Deletes it quick but can't take the heat

01:46Guilty as Miley on a wrecking ball swing

01:51Said it was art

01:52But we saw everything

01:54Guilty as Cardi with a mic in the air

01:58Says I was provoked, girl we were there

02:01I think you get the public's drift, you see

02:03Alice, girl, you're guilty

02:05Alice the Grady Grit with a spotted scatfish

02:09So sure...

02:13Glusive as Jimmy in a

02:15Aversary list

02:16I'm not I'm not I'm not

02:17I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not

02:19Oh, yeah, you're guilty

02:20To see who you are

02:21No, he's not EFF

02:22To see who you are

02:23You're jeopardy

02:23You're a natural

02:25In the air

02:27And he's not

02:28Ugly as I'm not

02:30Go

02:32To see who you are

02:33People have

02:34You're holy

02:35To see a

02:37I'm not

02:38Guilty as mighty

02:41On a wrecking ball swing

02:44Said it was art

02:46But we saw everything

02:49Guilty as a car

02:51He with a mic in the air

02:54Says I was provoked

02:56Girl, we were there

02:59I think you get the public's drift, you see

03:01Alice, girl, you're guilty

03:03Alice, the grady grit

03:06With a spotted scatfish

03:07Alice, girl, you're guilty

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