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  • 6/10/2025
When you have a problem people often say cheer up there's someone worse off than you are. Original song about the last guy. A guy who has it worse than anybody else.

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00:00People always say when you are blue, cheer up someone else is worse off than you.
00:13So I wondered what about the last guy, the guy who has it worse than anybody else.
00:22There is nobody worse off than him.
00:26He's the last guy, the last guy, things are pretty grim.
00:31He's got no money, he's got no friends, no family, no car, no house, no bed.
00:40He can't pick his nose cause his fingers are gone.
00:45They left with his arms and legs when he lost them on the farm.
00:49He's got no teeth and he's got no bum, which is just as well because his mouth is gone.
00:58He just rolls around on the ground a lot.
01:03He feeds intravenously, which is why he's alive.
01:07He's the last guy, the last guy.
01:09He's got it worse than anybody else.
01:13There is no one worse off than he is.
01:18He's the last guy, the last guy.
01:22He winks with one eye in Morse code.
01:26That's how he communicates, don't you know?
01:29He stays alive because the devil doesn't want him.
01:37Devil reckons he would not be able to make him suffer.
01:42His nose fell off when he was ten.
01:47His ears followed that and it was then.
01:50He learned he needed glasses to see.
01:53That was when he found out he has leprosy.
01:57He's the last guy, the last guy.
02:00Got it worse than anyone else.
02:03He can't wear a hat to cover his bald head.
02:07He can't scratch his back or point at things at all.
02:11He was told he had nice eyes as he looked up from the ground.
02:16He wanted to say thank you, but he could not make a sound.
02:21He can't swim in the pool because people call him Bob.
02:27He can't hold down a job.
02:30He cannot drive a car.
02:33All he can do is roll along and that isn't very far.
02:40He cannot press the button in traffic lights that lets you cross the road.
02:45So he just lies there and watches the traffic as it rolls on by.
02:54He's no good on the dance floor.
02:57Can't sit on stools of bars.
02:59He doesn't socialize in crowds.
03:01He gets kicked around the floors.
03:03He's got genital warts and BED2.
03:08Gonorrhea and herpes.
03:10He's in a bad way.
03:13Last week he had pneumonia, insomnia and COVID-19.
03:17C-A-D, emphysema, gallstones, kidney stones, and Flintstones.
03:24But he's all right now.
03:26He's the last guy, the last guy.
03:29He's gotten worse than anybody else.
03:32There is no one worse off than he is.
03:37He's the last guy, the last guy.
03:41He's a Rogers Foundation.
03:48There is no one worse off than he is.
03:50There is no one here.
03:51There is no way, the last guy.
03:51There is no one.
03:52There is no one перre IX.
03:53There is no one.
03:54There is no one.
03:55There is no one.
03:56There is no one shares wall.
03:57There is no one address.
03:59wordt shutח focusing on pół.
04:00There is no one.
04:02There is no other keyword.
04:04There is no one in the middle.
04:06He'section has come on new list as aターĕ.