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Short Jokes 1 Dark Humour
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6/30/2025
Short jokes presented in song. By Gary Crockett.
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00:00
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning
00:05
Why did the chicken cross the road?
00:08
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know
00:13
Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks
00:17
He just wanted a sense of normality walking out of the farm
00:22
He felt lightheaded staring into the distance
00:27
Then at this very moment he realized it was his darkest hour
00:33
One night a girl said to her family
00:36
Good night mommy, good night daddy, good night grandma, goodbye grandpa
00:41
The next morning her grandpa died, that night she said
00:44
Good night mommy, good night daddy, good night
00:47
Goodbye grandma, the next morning the grandma died
00:50
The dad started to fear for his life because he was next
00:54
That night the girl said good night mommy, goodbye daddy
01:00
The next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine
01:05
But when he went into the kitchen, he saw his wife crying
01:10
When he asked her what's wrong, she said the mailman died
01:15
There's a plane going down over desert, with only three parachutes on board
01:20
There are four people on board, the smartest man in the world
01:24
The best doctor in the world, an old priest and a young nerd
01:29
The doctor says, people need me for my medical skills
01:33
Grabs the first parachute pack and jumps
01:35
The smartest man in the world says, people need me for my intelligence
01:40
The smartest man in the world says, people need me for my intelligence
01:41
The smartest man in the world says, people need me for my intelligence
01:42
Grabs the pack and jumps
01:43
The old priest says, I have lived a long and happy life
01:47
You take the last shoot, the nerd says, don't worry
01:51
There are enough shoots for the both of us
01:55
The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack
02:04
When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him
02:10
You use way too much technology, Jim then said
02:17
No, you used too much technology
02:20
And then Jim disconnected his grandfather's life support
02:24
Depression, I got it
02:25
A girlfriend, don't got it
02:27
A life, don't got it
02:28
Health, got it
02:29
Friends, don't got it
02:30
Family, I got it
02:31
Best of all, depression, I got it
02:33
These jokes are so dark that their life matters
02:37
Thankfully, I'm still alive
02:40
Because I fail at everything in life
02:43
And the Lord said unto Moses
02:46
Come forth, Moses to receive eternal life
02:51
But Moses tripped over, came fifth and won a toaster
02:55
Why did the chicken cross the road?
02:58
Because it was emotionally distressed after a breakup
03:02
And wanted to find some help at his friend's pen
03:05
In the end he was run over by a car marking a sad end
03:10
To what might have been a good chicken's life
03:14
I have the best life coach ever
03:17
Because he taught to not care
03:19
He did it so well that he died last week
03:28
And I still don't care
03:31
And I still don't care
03:31
I still don't care
03:35
I still don't care
03:37
If you like the wrong children
03:38
I still don't care
03:39
And I still don't care
03:40
I still don't care
03:40
I still don't care
03:41
At the beginning he's been trying
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