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Short Jokes 2 Mental Health
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2 days ago
Short jokes about life at the Psychiatrists office by Gary Crockett.
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00:01
Do baby crows even exist? I've never seen one.
00:08
A guy barges into a psychiatrist's office and screams,
00:12
Doctor, I have suicidal tendencies.
00:16
What do I do? The doctor calmly answers, pay me in advance.
00:20
Knock, knock, who's there? I'm a, I'm a who?
00:23
I'm a psychiatrist, I'm here cause you won't open up.
00:26
A psychiatrist finds a man lying by the road who has been robbed and beaten senseless.
00:32
The psychiatrist says, my God, whoever did this needs help.
00:38
Yo mama so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.
00:43
A psychiatrist's secretary walked into his study and said,
00:48
There's a gentleman in the waiting room asking to see who claims he's invisible.
00:54
The psychiatrist responded, tell him I can't see him.
00:59
A man went to see his psychiatrist and told him no one understands me.
01:04
The psychiatrist says, what do you mean by that?
01:10
A man was at the hospital and he walked into a surgeon's office.
01:15
Can I help you? He asked.
01:18
I keep thinking that I'm a mom.
01:21
The man replied, you probably want a psychiatrist for that.
01:27
Yeah, I know he looked confused and why are you here?
01:31
The light was on.
01:34
What's the difference between a psychiatrist and a God?
01:38
And a God, God doesn't think he's a psychiatrist.
01:41
A man visits a psychiatrist for evaluation.
01:47
After the checkup, the psychiatrist said that he was a kleptomaniac.
01:52
The man replies, is there anything I can take for that?
01:58
A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, doctor, you gotta help me.
02:02
My wife thinks she's a piano.
02:05
The doctor will bring her in and I'll see what I can do.
02:13
The man says, are you nuts?
02:15
Do you know how much it costs to move a piano?
02:18
Doctor, a man told his psychiatrist.
02:21
My wife thinks I'm crazy cause I like sausages.
02:25
That's nonsense, said the psychiatrist.
02:27
I like sausages myself.
02:30
You do the man's treat.
02:31
You should come and see my collection.
02:34
I've got thousands.
02:37
A wife and his husband went to see a psychiatrist.
02:40
What can I do for you? He asked.
02:42
Our son has got an imaginary friend.
02:45
Said the wife, there is nothing wrong with a good, healthy imagination.
02:51
To help a child to develop.
02:54
And this is very common and nothing to worry about all.
02:59
Said the psychiatrist, we haven't got a son.
03:03
The husband replied.
03:04
A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office.
03:13
The psychiatrist asks, what seems to be the problem?
03:19
The guy says, I just can't seem to make friends with anyone.
03:23
Can you help me, you fat, ugly bastard?
03:27
A woman asks, a psychiatrist, what is wrong with her husband?
03:32
Who keeps saying over and over.
03:35
I'm a TP.
03:37
I'm a wigwam.
03:38
Easy diagnosis.
03:40
The doctor says he's too tense.
04:02
I'm HIV.
04:08
him
04:09
Yahweh
04:11
Him
04:12
Whom
04:14
chicken
04:17
physical
04:19
A was
04:21
Afro
04:25
Potato
04:27
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