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  • 6/19/2025
My child's swimming instructor text me he's in love with me, how do I reply.

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00:00Hello?
00:01Hi, can I speak to Janine, please?
00:03Can you put me on your do not call list, please?
00:06Uh, well, you don't even know who I am or why I'm calling.
00:10I'm not interested, okay?
00:12Please put me on your do not call list.
00:12You might be interested.
00:13I'm not, like, trying to sell you anything.
00:15This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning.
00:16It's a radio show.
00:18A radio show?
00:20Yes.
00:21I don't want you to buy anything.
00:22Can I talk to you for a second, please?
00:25Um.
00:26I'll make it quick.
00:27I'll get to the point, okay?
00:28You recently went out on a date to the zoo and puked.
00:31What?
00:32That was quick and to the point.
00:35Uh, how did you know that?
00:37I know that because the guy you went out with, Brad, he wanted us to call you because you
00:41haven't been answering any of his phone calls or text messages, so he thought maybe we could
00:45find out what happened and why you don't want to go out with him again.
00:48Why do you think I wouldn't call him back?
00:50That was probably the worst date.
00:53No, that was definitely the worst date I've ever had.
00:55Oh, my God.
00:56It sounds horrific.
00:58Like, not only just, like, the allergic reaction or whatever happened to you and the puking,
01:02but the monkeys freaking out and children crying.
01:06Wow.
01:06He told you everything.
01:09Awesome.
01:10Yeah.
01:10That's, um, that's...
01:12Okay.
01:13Great.
01:13He also told us that he really liked you and isn't, like, weirded out by the fact that
01:18you threw up all over the monkeys.
01:19He's not on the monkeys.
01:22No, I'm, I, that's, he's just being nice.
01:25I mean, I projectile vomited everywhere.
01:28It was disgusting.
01:29Like, kids were crying.
01:31It was, it was the worst.
01:32And, like, I even had, like, an issue downstairs, too.
01:35Just, just to round it all out.
01:37Oh, my gosh.
01:38Oh, my gosh, girl.
01:40But here's the thing.
01:41If this guy still wants to get a hold of you, he obviously really likes you.
01:45Like, if you can do all of that on a first date and he still thinks you're awesome.
01:50Honestly, I think he's probably just being nice because I can't imagine anyone, anyone
01:54wanting to go back out with me.
01:56Well, I mean, he went to a radio show to call you because he wanted to go out with you again.
02:01And I don't think he knows about your downstairs issue, whatever that was.
02:05Because he didn't bring that up.
02:06Poor thing.
02:07Well, I think I blamed it on the monkeys.
02:10Oh.
02:11Oh, my gosh.
02:11Oh, my gosh.
02:12What did you feel like when your mom finally came?
02:15Oh, my God.
02:16I kind of, I mean, who wants to, like, cry in front of a guy to their mom?
02:21But I kind of did because I was mortified.
02:23It was just embarrassing.
02:25You're okay now, though, right?
02:27Yeah, I mean, I'm fine.
02:28It's just my ego.
02:30But, you know, I've had a lot of allergies my whole life.
02:35And it's just weird allergies, like strawberries, orchids, sharks.
02:41I'm just embarrassed by the whole thing.
02:43I don't even know what to say to him.
02:44So I'd rather just stay away.
02:46So that is why you're not calling him back.
02:47You're not calling him back because you're embarrassed about vomiting and all the other bodily functions that happened.
02:53Yes.
02:54I mean, how could we ever come back from an experience like that?
02:58Well, I think that just means that you guys have moved to the next stage in your relationship.
03:01You know, a lot of people put pride in that.
03:03They're like, we're so close, we go to the bathroom with the door open.
03:06You're like, I don't even wait for a bathroom.
03:08I do it in the zoo.
03:09Hey, you know, you guys are close now.
03:14I don't know.
03:16Well, I'd be interested to see how he feels.
03:19And we can ask him because he's actually on the other line listening right now and wants to talk to you.
03:23Hey, Janine.
03:24Oh, my God.
03:26You've been listening this whole time?
03:30Uh, yep.
03:32Oh, my God.
03:35Okay.
03:36Awesome.
03:38Sorry.
03:39Sorry.
03:40It's okay.
03:41I'm just glad you're okay.
03:42It's good to hear your voice.
03:44Yeah, I'm fine.
03:46Except my ego, I guess.
03:48Really just poured out my insides to you, didn't I?
03:51Well, I mean, I've seen them before.
03:53Yeah.
03:56Good point.
03:57Yeah.
03:58I guess you take that literally.
04:00Yeah.
04:01I didn't know about all the other stuff.
04:06Yeah.
04:06Didn't really want you to know about the other stuff, but okay.
04:10You know, I know it was crazy.
04:12It was a crazy date.
04:13I mean, there's no getting around that.
04:15But through it all, like, I'm glad it was with you.
04:18And, I mean, up until that point, it was the best date I'd ever been on.
04:22And, I don't know, I just, I was so worried about you after I didn't hear from you.
04:27And, I don't know, I can't get you out of my head.
04:29And, I just, I could see us going somewhere.
04:32And, yeah, I was worried.
04:34Wow.
04:37Oh, my God, that's so sweet.
04:38I know, it's so cute, I'm going to explode.
04:41I know, it makes me want to crap my pants right now.
04:43Stop it.
04:44Do you want to do it when I get excited?
04:47Like, I know you're saying these nice things right now.
04:51I don't know if it's because you're on the radio or something.
04:53But, like, you saw me throw up, like, The Exorcist, like, projectile vomit.
04:58So, I just, I guess I can't trust that you're being honest.
05:00Because I can't imagine that you'd want to, like, kiss me after that.
05:05You know?
05:06I'm just being completely honest.
05:08I get that.
05:09Look, I didn't want to then, but it didn't mean I didn't want to ever.
05:13I mean, what's a little puke?
05:15I mean, it's not that big of a deal.
05:17It's a little allergy problem.
05:19That's nothing.
05:20Yeah, but it's more than just, like, going to the zoo.
05:23I have allergies to, like, everyday things.
05:25There are going to be things that I don't even know I'm allergic to that come up later on.
05:29You know?
05:30And it could happen again.
05:32So.
05:33I don't mind puke.
05:34Like, I could do puke all day.
05:35Like, I'll hold your hair when you puke.
05:38It's like, oh, cute.
05:40Oh, my God.
05:41You found your vomit soulmate.
05:43Yeah.
05:44I mean, we can be in a plastic bubble on our dates.
05:47Like, you know?
05:49Or bring airplane bags for you to throw up in.
05:51Like, I really don't care.
05:53That's not the point.
05:54You know, as long as we're together doing it, nothing else should really matter.
05:58That's pretty impressive, Janine.
06:00Oh, come on, Janine.
06:02What do you think?
06:02Do you want to go out with him again?
06:03Would you go out with Brad one more time on a second date?
06:06We will pay for it.
06:07If you say no, you are crazy.
06:12I mean, Brad, are you serious?
06:15Do you seriously want to go out again?
06:18Like, seriously, non-radio, like, us.
06:22There's not a doubt in my mind.
06:24Absolutely.
06:25Janine, what do you need this man to say?
06:27He likes you.
06:29I know.
06:29This is going to be so embarrassing.
06:31It'll be so embarrassing to see him again.
06:33No.
06:34No, it won't.
06:35It can't get any worse than me watching you puke into a monkey cage.
06:39So, please, just give me a second chance, and I promise everything is going to be great this time.
06:46It's going to be okay.
06:47What do you think, Janine?
06:49One more chance.
06:52Okay.
06:53Yes.
06:53You'll do it?
06:54I'll do it.
06:55All right.
06:56Awesome.
06:57We'll do it.
06:58Congratulations, Brad.
06:59You got a second date.
07:00You did it.
07:01Yeah.
07:01We'll be sure to send you somewhere where there's plastic on the floor, just in case things go bad.

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