- 6/20/2025
This guy got traumatized really bad ðŸ˜
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00:00Hello?
00:00Hey, can I speak to Chris, please?
00:03Yes, sir.
00:03Hey, Chris, what's up, man?
00:04This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning.
00:08What?
00:09No way.
00:11Yes, this is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning.
00:13Are you familiar with the show?
00:14Come on.
00:15There's no way this is real.
00:18No.
00:19This is actually Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning.
00:23Are you serious?
00:24Yeah, we're all here.
00:25Hi.
00:26Get the f*** out of here.
00:30I can't.
00:30I'm sorry.
00:31I need to talk to you about something.
00:32You have a minute?
00:34Yeah.
00:34Oh, man.
00:35Jose, man, I love your laugh, by the way.
00:37Thanks, bro.
00:39What's up, Chris?
00:40What are you up to right now?
00:42I can't believe this is really f***ing happening, man.
00:45We listen to you guys in the shop all the time.
00:47This is crazy.
00:48Awesome.
00:48Well, thank you, man.
00:49I appreciate it.
00:50Yeah, dude.
00:51Oh, man.
00:52That is so cute.
00:54You ever hear the second date updates?
00:56Yeah, of course.
00:58Oh, cool.
00:58Well, you're about to be a part of one.
01:01What?
01:02Yeah.
01:02Not as exciting.
01:03We recently got an email about you from a girl you went out with.
01:07Who?
01:08Her name is Vicky.
01:10Oh, you got to f***ing Gary.
01:13Yeah.
01:14You remember Vicky?
01:15You worked on her car and then she asked you out?
01:18Yeah.
01:18Yeah, I do.
01:19How awesome was that, by the way?
01:21How often does that happen to you where a girl that you're working on her car asks you
01:24out on a date?
01:25Surprisingly more than you think, my friend.
01:27Oh, my God.
01:28Really?
01:28You must be so hot, Chris.
01:31Well, you know.
01:33That's code for yes, absolutely.
01:35Yeah, it is.
01:36All right, Chris, you hot mechanic, you.
01:38Let me ask you a question, then.
01:40Why are you calling her back?
01:41She says that she's texted you a few times after your date and asked if you wanted to
01:45go out, but you're not getting back to her.
01:46I mean, look, it's just, it's not going to work out, okay?
01:51But why would you kiss her at the end of the date if you thought that?
01:55I mean, it was a cool date.
01:57I just don't think it would work out.
01:59Why, though?
02:00Is there something specific that happened?
02:03Not really.
02:05I'll tell you what she told us.
02:06She said that she thought there was an awkward moment when she asked you, like, oh, are you
02:11just a mechanic to put yourself through school or whatever, and then you answered no and
02:15told her that being a mechanic is your career, and then she felt bad about that.
02:19Yeah, I remember that.
02:20I mean, I didn't really like the question, but I could tell she wasn't trying to be mean
02:26or anything.
02:27I could tell she was, like, sincere about it.
02:29I just, it just came across the wrong way.
02:32It's no big deal.
02:33Okay, well, then why don't you want to see her again?
02:36But I've been in this situation before, man.
02:39Like, a girl asks me out, I work on her car, she asks me out, we go out, we have a good
02:43time, and then she takes advantage of me, man.
02:47Isn't that the point of a date, to get taken advantage of by a girl?
02:50I like it when they take advantage of me after a date.
02:53No.
02:54That's not exactly what I mean, man.
02:56I mean, like, they always want discounts on their cars and stuff, and, like, they don't
03:01want to pay as much just because they think I like them.
03:04You know how that works.
03:05Did she hit you up for a discount?
03:07Not yet, but I know she will.
03:09Man, like, she's way out of my league.
03:10There's no way she likes me, for real.
03:12What?
03:13She thought you were darling and kind and good-looking.
03:17She had only nice things to say about you.
03:20She's just saying that because she wants something out of me.
03:23But she didn't even ask you about a discount.
03:25How do you know that?
03:27We went on one date.
03:28It's how it works.
03:29Like, I remember this one girl.
03:31She was way out of my league.
03:33She came up to me.
03:34She wanted to ask me out.
03:35We had a great time.
03:36I got...
03:37I'll be honest.
03:38I got a little too connected too quick, but that's not the point.
03:41She just...
03:42She was leading me on and everything.
03:43I thought she was going to, you know, be special.
03:47And then all of a sudden, she just asked for my discount.
03:49I give it to her, of course, because I really like her.
03:51And then I never hear from her again.
03:53Are you kidding me?
03:54That honestly happens to you?
03:56Yes.
03:57She's just...
03:58She's way out of my league.
03:59Like, she's way too smart.
04:00She's way too pretty.
04:02She's sexy as hell.
04:04Like, she knows...
04:06Like, we have the same...
04:07She pretends, at least, we have the same interest.
04:11She's good.
04:12So are you so skeptical of her because you think she's out of your league?
04:16I'm skeptical because I think she's going to just use me and then never talk to me again.
04:21Yeah, but everyone has that fear, right?
04:23Like, that's the hard piece of dating.
04:24If you get cheated on once, you think that the next person's going to do it.
04:27You can't, you know, put old past stuff into new relationships.
04:32It's not fair to her.
04:33Look, I've been working on her car for the last week, week and a half.
04:37I know how much it's going to cost her to fix it.
04:39All right?
04:39I'm telling you.
04:40You guys just don't understand.
04:42Wow.
04:43I do know someone that has the answer to that question, Chris.
04:47Oh, s***.
04:48She's on the phone, isn't she?
04:49Yep.
04:51Did you forget about that part?
04:52It's a second date update, and Vicki is actually on the line listening.
04:57Hi.
04:59Hi, Vicki.
05:01Chris, are you serious?
05:04Yeah.
05:04Do you really think that's what I'm doing?
05:06I have a good reason to believe that, yeah.
05:09I can't believe that's what you think.
05:11I don't want a discount.
05:13I have no interest in it.
05:14I'll never ask for a discount.
05:16I just want to go on another date with you.
05:20I mean, I like you for you, not for some discount that I could get for my car.
05:27I'm sure you won't be saying that once I fix your brakes.
05:30Chris, give her a break.
05:32Yeah, I mean, I can't believe that you even think that.
05:36Nothing in what we talked about showed that I was anything like that kind of person.
05:40I'm not.
05:40I just want to go on one more date with you to get to know you a little bit better.
05:45It has nothing to do with my car.
05:46So you're telling me you, you, you, a girl with a degree and everything, who passed all
05:53these, you know, tests and everything like that, you want to go out with a guy like me,
05:58a guy who works on cars all day and doesn't have much of an education?
06:02Yes.
06:03Yes.
06:05That is what I'm telling you, that I did not ask you out because you were or were not
06:09a mechanic, just because you were really kind to me, and I thought it might be nice
06:13to get to know you better.
06:16I don't know, Vicki.
06:18I mean, you, you're telling me all this now and it sounds great, but once, once I finish
06:22your car and you're asking me for the 20% discount on, on your brakes and your wheel
06:26and all that, it's just nuts.
06:28Oh my God.
06:29You know what?
06:30How about, how about you finish the car?
06:32I pay for the car.
06:34We're done with the whole car situation and then we go out again.
06:38Yeah, that's, that's great.
06:39But you know, do you have another car that you need to work on?
06:42Oh my God.
06:43Come on, Chris.
06:44Hey, Chris.
06:45No, no, Chris.
06:46I only have one car.
06:48Are you willing to go out with somebody that only has one car?
06:50Chris, would you go on a second date with Vicki?
06:52We'll pay for it.
06:53Come on, man.
06:54One more date.
06:54If you say no, this will be the only dumb thing that you do.
06:59Vicki, you're telling the truth.
07:01You really like me for me.
07:03Yes.
07:04Yes.
07:05I like you for you enough to go on the radio and say, can we please go on another date?
07:10Yeah.
07:10I doubt she'd put all this effort in just to get a little bit of a discount on her car
07:14work, Chris.
07:16I mean, are you kidding?
07:17We had a really, I mean, I had a really nice time.
07:20I really enjoy spending time with you.
07:21I thought, gosh, this is so nice.
07:23Maybe we should do this again.
07:25I didn't think, gosh, this is so nice.
07:26We should do this again so I can get something for my car.
07:30I mean, who knows?
07:31I don't know.
07:32It's just a second date, but I would really like to go on one so we can hang out somewhere.
07:35I mean, I had a good time, too, but that's why I'm so skeptical.
07:44Well, life is risky, Chris.
07:46Come on.
07:47Yeah.
07:50All right.
07:50I'll go out with you again.
07:51You'll do it?
07:52Yes.
07:53Yay, Chris.
07:53All right.
07:54Awesome.
07:55Congratulations, Vicki.
07:55You got your second date.
07:57Great.
07:58You're welcome.
07:59Oh, my God.
07:59I love this second date.
08:00I'm already planning your guys' marriage in my head.
08:03Hey, Chris.
08:04Oh, okay.
08:04Hold on.
08:05Hold on.
08:05Oh, you're so cute.
08:08Hey, Chris, thank you for your time.
08:09Yeah, man.
08:10No problem.
08:10Yeah.
08:10Now that I got you on the phone, Chris, I got this rattling when I steer in my car.
08:15Can you get that done?
08:16All right, man.
08:16I got you.
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