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  • 6/18/2025

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00:00Hello.
00:01Hi, can I speak to Richie, please?
00:03This is him.
00:04Hey, what's up, man? How are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning.
00:08I'm sorry, who are you?
00:10Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. It's a radio show.
00:14Yeah.
00:16Oh, okay. How can I help you?
00:20Well, do you have any idea who I am at all?
00:24If this is a radio station, to be honest with you, I don't listen to the radio much. I'm sorry.
00:28Okay. Well, my name is Jubal. I host a show called Brook and Jubal in the Morning.
00:32Brook is also here.
00:33Hey, Richie.
00:34Hi.
00:34And Jose is also on the phone.
00:36Hey, what's up, man?
00:37Hey, so why are you guys calling me? I don't understand.
00:41Well, I'm calling you because we recently got an email about you from one of our listeners.
00:47You guys got an email about me?
00:49Yeah. It's a girl that you went out on a date with and then ended up ditching her in the middle of a cooking class.
00:54I, are you, is this real?
00:59Yeah, this is 100% real. How would I know that?
01:03This is so confusing. So, I know the date you guys are talking about, but she's having you guys call me?
01:10Yeah, it's a segment we do on our show called The Second Date Update.
01:13So, Amber wanted us to find out why you ditched her in the middle of a cooking class because she's been trying to get a hold of you and she figured you might answer us.
01:21I mean, I don't normally ditch anyone, but it's just something that I don't know how many other guys would, like, stand for.
01:31What?
01:31What?
01:32Stand for?
01:33Hold on. The way she described the evening, you guys were having a great time.
01:36You were even flirting and throwing flour at her during the cooking class.
01:40And then you said you had to go to the bathroom and just left.
01:43Yeah, I definitely did do that.
01:46If there was something that made you so mad that you were going to leave, why wouldn't you just tell her that you were upset?
01:51Because, honestly, you, on a first date, you don't really talk to someone the way that she talked to me.
01:58There was kind of...
01:58Was she really rude?
02:00You know what? Honestly, you could take it as rude, yeah.
02:02I mean, I don't really want to put her business out there because I don't really, you know, I went on one date.
02:07But, I mean, she's lucky all I did was walk out on a date.
02:11Whoa!
02:11What?
02:11What?
02:12Wow.
02:12Dude, what are you mean?
02:13What did she do?
02:15I mean, I feel like, I feel bad because, you know, if this is going on the radio or whatever, it's just...
02:21Yeah, but Richie, you got to look at it this way.
02:23She emailed us to talk to you about it, so...
02:25I know, that is so weird.
02:27She's okay with her business being out there.
02:29We talk to everybody before they do these calls and be like, hey, you might hear something you don't like.
02:33And that's part of the agreement, so you can be honest with us.
02:36All right, so if you really want to know, we're having the cooking class thing and they're doing the instructions.
02:43I'm like, literally like 10 minutes into it.
02:45She's got this look on her face and I'm like, what?
02:49She's like, I got to tell you something.
02:51I'm like, okay.
02:52So she leans over, whispers in my ear, and I'm not even joking.
02:57She goes, I think I slept with a cooking instructor.
03:02Whoa!
03:03What?
03:03Oh my gosh!
03:04I'm sorry.
03:06That's not first date material.
03:08I totally agree with you, but it's almost funny.
03:10Yeah.
03:11Are you serious?
03:12Well, yeah, it's funny now because, I mean, it's been a while, but it's like at that time, it's just like, who says that to somebody?
03:19I can't believe it!
03:21And I'm thinking to myself, like, whatever.
03:23You know what I mean?
03:23Like, we had wine while we're doing it, so maybe she's just tipsy or who knows what.
03:28But then she just kept going on and on, like, every so often she would just be like, God, I can't believe that, you know, like, this is the guy and I can't, you know, I'm just like, why do you keep reminding?
03:42Yeah, come on.
03:43What did you say to her?
03:45I said very sarcastically, I said, awesome.
03:50Cool.
03:51Like, I don't care, you know, like, why are you telling me this?
03:54And then she just kept, like, giving him her attention.
03:57And, like, yeah, he's cooking the class, let's pay attention.
03:59But, like, she was almost, like, flirting with the guy.
04:02Like, hey, remember me?
04:03It was really weird.
04:04It was really weird.
04:04And then here's the thing that's crazy.
04:06This is where I was like, the guy was this older Italian guy.
04:12Really?
04:13Big, typical Italian schnoz.
04:16That's not what I was imagining when you said that she's up with the teacher.
04:20I was imagining, you know, like, Salt Bae, that guy.
04:23It was like, it went viral on Instagram.
04:25It looked like Mario from Mario Brothers.
04:29Not Mario Lopez.
04:31No.
04:32Like Mario and Luigi.
04:33Yeah, it's just like, I'm looking at the guy and I'm looking at her and I'm thinking about me next.
04:38Like, no, that's not going to happen.
04:40Never.
04:40No.
04:41No, shut up.
04:42That doesn't give you right to ditch somebody.
04:45Are you joking?
04:46What's going on?
04:48Oh, Amber's on the other line and wants to talk to you.
04:51Or yell.
04:52I don't know which.
04:53You are seriously the biggest loser I've ever met in my entire life.
04:58Like, grow a f***ing pair of f***s and tell me what's wrong.
05:03Hey, listen, I don't know what's going on with all this, but they told me that you wanted to find out what's going on and, you know, that this was okay to put out what happened.
05:11So, I mean, I didn't want to put your business out there like this, but, I mean, as far as I know, this is what you said.
05:15No, I don't care that you told them.
05:17I told you that I think I slept with the instructor.
05:20I don't give a s***.
05:21I'm mad that you literally had the audacity to just ditch me at this class instead of just telling me if you were upset about something.
05:29You're a little b***h.
05:30Oh.
05:30I mean, you can think I'm a little b***h, but I'd rather be a little b***h that stays clean instead of someone that gets Mario and Luigi's sloppy seconds.
05:39Oh, my God.
05:40Okay.
05:41Who the hell do you think you are to say something like that to me?
05:44Yeah, I've slept with some people.
05:46By the way, you missed out on this.
05:48Hey, guess who did it?
05:49Jubal.
05:51Oh, there it is.
05:53You're owning it all, aren't you?
05:54Jubal, the guy that just called me, you've also slept with him as well, this radio guy you've slept with?
06:00Yeah.
06:00Honestly, yeah, Richie, I guess that did actually happen.
06:04Like, I don't really remember it too well, but we definitely hooked up at some point.
06:08Well, you know what?
06:09Just, it sticks with the theme.
06:10You know, every time I talk to you, there's somebody that you've already slept with that's also, you know, in the same conversation.
06:16Whatever.
06:16That still does not get you off the hook for d***ing me.
06:20Like, I don't care if I slept with everybody in that class.
06:23Like, for you to just walk out on me, you're an a*****.
06:27Okay, Amber, I'm all for sexual confidence and all that.
06:31That's great.
06:31But it's not really a first date topic, right?
06:35Your past conquests.
06:37Can you see maybe how that made him uncomfortable?
06:40I mean, now, I didn't know he had so many hang-ups.
06:42I thought he was, like, a cool guy.
06:44We were having fun.
06:45I thought he was a cool person.
06:46I didn't realize he was a little b***h.
06:48So, now, I realize I'm a mistake now.
06:50I'm just glad that I didn't take you home.
06:52Because the last thing I need to know is to find out that you're whispering, oh, I think I slept with your dad.
06:59Believe me.
07:00Who knows with you.
07:00If I had the sound guy.
07:02I'm just bragging about it.
07:03Hey, Jubal, you want to check with the sound guy and the guys, the janitors?
07:06There might be someone else that Amber slept with.
07:08Hey, who knows?
07:09Did you sleep with me, Amber?
07:11No, but if you want to, you'll believe me.
07:13I'll be satisfied.
07:14Oh, damn.
07:16Yeah, real satisfied.
07:17Jubal doesn't even remember you.
07:18That's not true.
07:19I said, I think I kind of remember her.
07:22Yeah.
07:22Hey, Richie, while I got you on the phone, though, would you like to go on a second date with Amber?
07:27Oh.
07:27We will pay for it.
07:28You really ought to ask?
07:29Oh, you guys are going to pay for it?
07:30Oh, great.
07:30Would you pay for the therapy sessions, too, that I'm going to need?
07:34And maybe the doctor visits?
07:36Yeah.
07:36F*** you.
07:37I would never go on another date with you.
07:39Whoa.
07:39Such passion between you two, though.
07:42I know.
07:43Whatever.
07:43Like I said, you f***ing missed out, buddy, because I have never not had a satisfied customer,
07:48and you just missed the best thing you've never had.
07:51Customer?
07:52Never.
07:52Don't paint it as customer.
07:54Yeah.
07:55All right.
07:56Well, hey, Richie, thank you for your time, man.
07:59Sorry to ambush you on the phone like that.
08:01And Amber, thank you for doing the second date, and I'm glad you got a chance to yell at Richie.
08:05Yeah, thanks.
08:06Yeah, bye, Amber.
08:07Bye the rest of Amber's boyfriends or actresses that are on the phone as well.