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She dumped me after I coached her son πŸ˜¬βšΎοΈπŸ’”

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00:00hello hi may i speak to brenda please this is she hey brenda how are you this is jubel from
00:06brook and jubel in the morning uh okay i'm fine who is this again jubel from brook and jubel in
00:15the morning it's a radio show oh okay okay obviously a long time listener appreciate that
00:24brenda you're welcome thanks any idea why a radio show would be calling you i don't know did i win
00:32something no you didn't you actually went out on a date with one of our listeners and now you're not
00:39calling him back and he's wondering what happened his name is sam right right and sam told us that
00:47you guys spent like a whole weekend together but now you won't call him back well i don't think i
00:52would call it a whole weekend i mean it wasn't like we were together every waking moment that's
00:59a good point he said you did dinner you did drinks yeah yeah doesn't sound like it was a fun time for
01:05you uh yeah well i mean it started off all right but it started off started off all right that's
01:16usually how people like dates recapped did you just not enjoy hanging out with him you know
01:22i mean i i was kind of into him the first night he was nice i mean i was nice enough for me to try
01:32again for dinner nice enough nice enough you're just showering this dude with compliments i thought
01:38for sure you would have been like head over heels for this guy since you invited him to your son's
01:42t-ball game because that's a big leap yeah how do you know he went to my kid's game he told us all
01:48about it oh he did he told you everything yeah he said that you guys went out on a friday night had
01:54some drinks then dinner on saturday and then your son's baseball game on sunday yeah and he's confused
02:00because he thought you had a wonderful time each of those days well something changed sunday at the
02:06baseball game changed yeah i mean we're at the little league game having a nice time and suddenly he kind
02:15starts like talking trash about these little kids sports skills he's ripping on the kids i mean it's
02:23understandable little league play is terrible they're children yeah i know and they're little
02:28kids i mean they're five years old and it's time to step it up and play like an eight-year-old that's
02:35what i say but so he was uh ripping on the kids the whole time yeah i mean he's like cracking jokes
02:41about him kind of loudly and like other parents are starting to kind of give weird glances and then
02:47at one point he like turns to me and says in all seriousness he says looks like your son could use
02:56some throwing lessons what don't worry don't worry about it i'll teach him how to not throw like a girl
03:05oh there is so much wrong with that statement on so many levels was he serious about that or was it
03:11a really bad joke he seemed totally serious about it to me like i mean he made a point about it two
03:19or three times two or three times yes what was your response i mean did you say anything back to him i
03:26mean my mom would have been like yeah you're right the kid sucks but like did you say don't talk about
03:31my kid that way no i didn't say a thing i mean i'm not gonna honor that with a response i but i was
03:37feeling okay understandable so well yeah i mean i don't want some jerk like that around me or my kids
03:44totally well unfortunately he's kind of around you right now because he's actually on the other line
03:48listening to this phone call and wants to talk to you what yep sam you there hi brenda
03:55hello um i guess we should probably have a little chat then shouldn't we um
04:04first of all i don't know i don't know what else there is to say right now sam except you know
04:10maybe you'd like to apologize let's just hang on let me finish all right just
04:14i just want to say for the record i was trying to help all right i didn't mean anything malicious
04:22i wasn't trying to be nasty i'm just calling it like it was i i like sports i kind of get into
04:28sports i wasn't being vicious or nasty i mean i didn't like you know get drunk or throw my beer
04:33you make it sound like i was some sort of yeti out there in the stands but i wasn't not to my
04:38estimation anyway and yeah you know i look i'm i was trying to find a way to honestly kind of bond
04:44with your kid and i thought maybe if we could play some baseball i mean because i know you've got your
04:49son and your son's your top priority so if i want to be with you i have to get along with your son as
04:54well that's that's a part of who you are so i'm trying i was trying to help i was honestly i i wasn't
05:00gonna lie to you or or sugarcoat anything i'm just saying it like it was you're not gonna bond with a
05:06five-year-old kid by telling his mother that he sucks i'm sorry i know it's just gonna sound weird
05:13but i didn't mean that in a bad way what you didn't mean it in a bad way i can't believe you
05:17were actually critiquing a five-year-old's performance like you should just be happy
05:21if they make it to first base instead of third base look if you start now you might actually have
05:26like a cal ripkin on your hands you know if you could have started early oh my god you would
05:32totally be one of those dads when you have kids won't you i mean yeah maybe i mean i don't see any
05:37problem with wanting your kids to be the best that they can be and brenda honestly that's all i want
05:41for your son is just that don't want him to suck as bad as he did that day oh my god and i mean that
05:47with all due respect with all due respect that is so rude well if you're gonna take it rude it's
05:55gonna be rude you could just you know laugh it off you you honestly have no idea about what you're
06:01saying do you i have every idea what i'm saying i was offering to help him be better if you didn't
06:07want me to help you just said thanks but no thanks you didn't have to ghost me on the
06:11phone like this oh i i i don't even know what to say to that there's nothing wrong with my son's
06:19athletic ability there's something mentally wrong with you criticizing five-year-old kids
06:26look again for the record it's not that there's anything wrong quote-unquote with your kid's
06:31athletic ability i just said it could be better well dude just stop already brenda would you like to go
06:37on a second date with sam i know he'd like to see you again we'll pay for it oh yeah i'd love to go
06:43on a second date with some guy who's gonna criticize my son's spelling test well you know if he's if he's
06:50not a good speller i was a great speller growing up i could coach him a little bit brenda sam could
06:55coach your kid in all the ways of being a man yeah he's the worst super dad are you sure you don't
07:02want to go out with him yeah i'm positive on this one day smart very smart that's extremely
07:08disappointing i guess we did find out that sam is oh for one in the date department
07:15just shows sam that every time he criticizes a five-year-old's throwing skills he definitely
07:22doesn't get a date maybe next time he'll try to not do that what do you think sam well at least he
07:30didn't rat me out about the ice cream so that's nice oh yeah damn ice cream what what ice cream
07:36don't worry about it brenda thanks for your time